>be on the local forum

>be on the local forum
>see the plebs arguing which who does the better mosaics: the house of playstatium, xquadrate or nintendii
>i barge in the conversation and proclaim i prefer get mosaics FOR FREE at the computatrum and playstatium has no mosaics, also i use my computatrum to also get nintendii mosaics for free
>they all get mad at me
>i leave knowing i won the argument

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The segasymposium saturn is the patrician system. All other consulata are for plebians.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Cast Sominum was a sorely under appreciated consulata

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care about your rabble of mosaics and playstatiums. now move, you're in the way of my sunshine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't care about your rabble of mosaics and playstatiums. now move, you're in the way of my sunshine.
      GUARDS, FETCH ME THE BARREL

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE GAME AWARDS SHALL BE HELD TONIGHT IN THE SQUARE
    NO BEGGARS, prostituteS, OR ACTORS WILL BE PERMITTED TO ATTEND

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People keep advertising their dramas there

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My people that belong to the unknown, we may all agree that the Playstatium III had no displayed and playable mechanisms, correct?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soijak
    have a nice day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >soijak
      >no beard or glasses

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers think wojak started with soijak now

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I purport that Toddibus Howardicci is a featherless biped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BEHOLD
      THIS IS THE TODDIBUS YOU SPEAK OF
      *raucous laughter*

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only good thread on v rn

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hermaphrodites continue to advocate for the banning of mosaics of lewd nature and I will not stand for this. Crucifying a few in public should silence them.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i prefer get mosaics FOR FREE at the computatrum
    To boast about your lack of integrity so openly...
    A roman Gankeritizen would never stoop so low, this is a board of Gankerirtues and the truly Gankerirtuous supports the endeavours of the Empire.
    Only Gauls or the perfidious sons of Albion would boast like that, contemplate on your mistakes and strive to lead a better life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are free by people literally making them to donate them and they are done with one small rock, they are just more compact, your mosaics are good if you have a good one but someone who cannot pay your mosaic or doesn't want to buy yours will never be a sale, having an small mosaic increases the sale of big mosaics if they are good and in general the people who cannot buy them shouldn't be blamed for something that didn't stole anything but let people have more cultural development and general care for the things that they like even if they can't pay them.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    665069425
    >reddit tourist can't discern a wojak from a soijak
    Go back.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very good Amicas now I am on my way to cunnus

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I like to boast on the forums charged falsehoods of which I do not agree only to see the plebs argue with one another.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that blues >>>>>>> greens

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bend you over and frick you senseless because you're a weak Roman twink built for wiener.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Germanic sodomite hands typed this barbaric filth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Degeneres like you belong to the cross

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >says the faction full of gay sex

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL THAT HERE, VNDER THIS VERY ROOF, TENDED TO BY JANNICVS OF TRANNICA (WITHOVT PECVNIARY COMPENSATION!) NONE OTHER THAN I, CHADDICUS PRINCEPS PILUS PRIMUS, HAVE TAKEN A SHIT SO GRAND, IT STRIKES FEAR INTO JVPITER HIMSELF

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(WITHOVT PECVNIARY COMPENSATION!)
      Slander, all the Janitorii are compensated for their services, such are the imperial laws, to say otherwise is to insult the efforts of the Senate and the Empire itself.
      Do not listen to the lies of christian oblates, they are insurgents and should be kept where they belong, as food for the feral beasts in our coliseums.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By all the Gods, Chaddicus. That is a truly gargantuan shit!
      But Primus, please, the Jannicus, are they truly unpaid? Are the Jannicus not Romans, like us? Are they not free men, able to choose a profession with which they might earn a living and contribute to their community? Do the Jannicus, Romans and not Slaves, truly do neither of these things in pursuit of the greater glory of Rome?

      Surely, Chaddicus, surely there must be some form of compensation!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JANNICVS OF TRANNICA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Verily

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys I think a vestal virgin winked at me. do I have a chance?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you frick her, you will literally get beaten to death by EVERYONE.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know anyone who died of old age? I don't. I also don't know anyone who fricked a vestal virgin before. I'm going for it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emperor Diocletian.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imperator, we got him. Bar Kohkba is right here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Romanes eunt domus!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ave true to caesar

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to stop letting Athenians dictate and mask our mosaics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and lo, my sides escaped

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tetramosaicum best relief format

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iwn be able to enjoy company of a beast woman and let her bear my children
    finita est, why live ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thee wasn't born a Spartan

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Publius was an inside job

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys heard of these evangelists on the street talking about Jesus? They seem genuine nice people.

    They also say that Jehovah is the on true God. Maybe we should leave our Gentile ways worship Jesus? I am fed up with polytheism honestly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice but maybe you should get in the fricking lion pit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus is the way, the truth and life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah piss off, gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha anonymenios worships an ass haha

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >roman patrons: eunuchs parade gluttonous nubians as the protagonists to their theatrics
    >oriental patrons: depict daughters of Athena, whose tightened adornments cause their glorious mons to buldge proudly for all to see
    The Senate has fallen, Tyrants of the east hold the future of art.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let it be known that I, Peppius Ribbitatum and my friend, Wojakius Feels, are brothers for life!

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All anons be aware that the Console PlayStatium V has come to the board
    >By order of the moderators during its residence here all mockery of snoys and their lack of games shall be kept to an appropriate minimum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not "all mockery of snoys and their one game"
      Disgraceful.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where’s the lie?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The original line was about mocking the israelites for only worshipping one god.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m aware but snoys don’t have games. I can’t lie just to make it line up.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the collegia to learn how to make adornments and paintings of highest quality
    >get lectured by an elder Athenian (not true romans) about how there are forces beyond our perception instead
    >at one lecture some homeless slave barges into the room and proclaims a plucked chicken is also man

    I merely wished to provide beauty to this world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cato the elder warned you. Never EVER trust or learn from a Gr*ek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't just use an abacus to make AI (Abacus Inscribed) Art instead
      get thee within thine times, plebian.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The knowledge and studies of AI is too young for me to trust accurate sculpting or depictions of the human form.

        I do believe however that we are very close to mastering it, say in a few generations lest our great libraries burn down inexplicably but who, outside of the most dimwitted barbarians, would choose to destroy our sanctuaries of wisdom and knowledge.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any news about the Carthage's special military operation?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother, friend and countryman! I wouldn't worry about it.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It wasn't enough to let the barbarians into our cities we must now also depict them as humane and more capable than the civilized men of Rome

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me legionnaire in Egypt
    >Caesar keeps fricking this barbarian queen
    >we love the guy but despise her
    >get called back to room
    >he’s killed by a bunch of morons
    >oh shit.jpg
    >a shit storm ensues
    >gays that killed him either are killed or off themselves
    >factions arise
    >side with Octavian since Caesars have been the best choice so far
    >Antony starts talking shit and larping with the aforementioned barbarian queen
    >Octavian isn’t having it
    >go time.png
    >we manage to btfo antony at sea and he kills himself shortly after
    >capture the witch
    >salonius and I beat her to death with a sack of coins with Caesars face on it and say she poisoned herself
    >our commander knows we’re full of shit but doesn’t care since we hate her too
    >he takes the sack of coins and tells us to keep up the good work
    >later kill her and Caesar’s bastard after Octavian finds out we killed the little shits mom and is impressed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barbarian, you have ruined everything. Antony's plan was good for Rome!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE SOOTENS HIS EYES LIKE A PROSTITUTE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The west has fallen millions must die

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quite the opposite, Ave Augustus

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ad urbe condita DCCC + XI
    >still no De Agri Cultura lvdo with garum making minilvdo
    >why even vivere

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ask my countrymen again.
    Why do we not beat and chase the snoys and their false playstatium "consultda" of which there are no mosaics or stadiums to ponder upon?
    Are these people nothing more than beggars?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a spell cast by the wicked and vile eastern wizards that have sent forth these consoles, they turn once loyal and dedicated citizens into their slaves.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do not play mosaics on abacus
    an abacus is for work

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cartridge delenda est!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those perfidious cartridges, it is a shame Hadrianvs had not slain them all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*inhales*
      >*blows dust off marble tablet*
      >*puts marble tablet into Super Famicomodus*

      Ne Obliviscaris

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The barbarian auxiliaries at the camp keep watching me in a very queer way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ach mein freund, komm mit mir in den wald. Es gibt dort keine Barbaren, das verspreche ich 🙂

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ayy girl are you going to trap me in a forest

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bar bar barbarbar bar bar barbar bar!
        IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO SPEAK TO ME, I KNOW IT!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quid?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you enjoy crucifixion, because thats where you’re going.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what of good Howardius?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He certainly looks the part.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diana > Venus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He does not hold VENVS GENETRIX, mother of Rome's mightly legions as highest among the gods
      utterly fricking plebian taste
      one might even call it p*nic

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QUEEN ZONOBIA TO THE EAST HAS CAUSED MUCH HARM TO THE EMPIRE

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALL MOCKERY OF israeliteS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He worships dogs and reptiles. >He paints his eyes with soot like a prostitute.
      >He dances and plays the cymbals in vile Nilotic rites

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT PRINCEPS HADRIAN, I PROCLAIM THAT ALL GREEK "MEN" ARE PROPERTY OF THE PEOPLE OF ROME, AND SHALL SERVICE ALL CITIZENS OF THE REPUBLIC UPON REQUEST, REGARDLESS OF TIME OR OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES
    AVE ROMA, AVE SPOROUS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AVE IMPERATOR

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All's well.
    Nothing to complain about
    Palworld must be destroyed.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that all mosaics must be preserved in discium, for the nova zoomerians no not the glory and vast enjoyment of being a boomerian collector.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at the forum and the rest of the patricians are all in agreement that the second darkened souls mosaic is the greatest of its type

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW chin too small to get into the patrician forum
    Ah, if only I could read

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back to the crop fields peasant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joint the Praetorian Guard bro.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why this thread is still up ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We do not hold a quorum

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw cute gaul barbarian girl goes for the leader of the Vandal horde that just invaded North Africa instead of me

    ?si=wLtw3GjJVUTJQ0tn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You violate men's bottoms.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what of good Xbonius?

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >sitting in my wine cask in the market, jerking off
    >someone comes to speak to me, make eye contact but continue jerking off
    >"did you hear? Plato has defined a gaming system as an electronic device that can play games"
    >so startled I cease jacking it mid-stroke
    >go to the market, buy a playstation
    >burst into the debate hall where Plato is still spewing bullshit
    >"BEHOLD, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A GAMING SYSTEM"
    >walk away, return to my barrel to jerk off to passers-by
    >overhear Plato has amended his definition to include "that actually has games"

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NVIDIÆ graphical tablets are svperior in every way when compared to those of AMDivs. May Jvpiter strike me down if I lie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EGO SUM
      >OPUS EST MIHI TRANSLATIONE AB ROMA AD OSTIAM
      >VIDEO CURRUM
      >AMD IN LATERE SCRIBITUR
      >CURRUM SCANDO
      >CURRUS NON MOVET
      >ANTE FINEM PERSPICIO
      >AGITATOR NON EST
      >MEA FACIES UBI

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What of good Solonius?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consider the prostitutes, perhaps you will have better fortune fighting women in the arena

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hippodrome has no gaems

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try the colosseum

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gallienus got his entire family killed because of you illyrian dogs! Don't pretend you barbarians can save Rome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Claudius? Literal cuck.
      Antoninus Pius? Punted the most important issues and made Marcus Aurelius' rule miserable.
      Justinian? After the fall of Western Empire. Once Odoacer took over, there wasn't really a way to go back.
      Nerva? Probably killed Domitian or at least knew of the plot
      Honorius? Fricked around while migrants poured through the borders and eventually burned Rome to the ground.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >takes over most of the Greece and Eastern Europe after the fall of Rome
    thanks Romecucks
    sincerely the Slavs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Khazars's rapebabbies and soon to be mongolrapebabbies
      Slavs? They don't exist, they're just Khazar/Turk/Mongol dogs!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That a cute pair of eyes you got there. It would be a shame if someone... removed them.

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