>been browsing?

>been browsing Ganker since I was 12
>30 now
>started playing fortnite a few months ago
>30 year old Ganker oldgay and fricking fortnite is currently my main game

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's it like? Always looks really ugly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty fun, I really liked the multiplayer from saints row 1 and 2 and since they said frick multiplayer after sr2, this is the closest thing to it. I didn't even know you could make your own maps so I found some good ones that people play that are just like normal free-for-all deathmatch instead of the br shit, but the br stuff is alright too. i had to turn off voice completely because basically every match literally has little kids on the mic obviously. and everyone tries really fricking hard so it's pretty fun and kinda nice to see that the game is competitive and not just gay autistic shit like minecraft seemed like which I never played. also has fricking goku, alien, and other epic boomer shit.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you say so

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The building is too schizo for me, it seems cool at first to make a base and defend it but I guess you’re supposed to zoom build a small structure to get the high ground and blast people that way. It does seem kinda funny to know Goku is fighting Rick Sanchez before Thanos shows up or whatever, like a weird fever dream of pop culture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only reason I tried it is because I found out they added modes without building and then I found out that you can turn off building and make your own custom maps so it's pretty goated. I completely understand not wanting to frick with the building, I didn't even have any of the building keys binded when I started playing for a couple months. idk exactly how many months i've been playing now, maybe like 7 and I've only very recently been sort of dabbling in some building modes and editing and that stuff, the thing is i don't think I would ever want to mainly play the build modes but it's fun to do sometimes for sure. I could possibly see my opinion changing if I got really good at the building, but I think I'll always play the no build modes too and dunno if I really ever wanna spaz out like that constantly while playing the way you have to when you build.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        also I just wanna add if I ever feel like spazzing out like that I already have a high apm game I play which is smash bros melee kek. will also add that Ganker fricking HATED!!!! fricking despised melee tournygays EVEN before fricking brawl came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and yeah you use the building for high ground, and as cover/like a shield, and you can like edit a wall really fast to put a hole/window in the wall and shoot someone with a shotgun which is one of the really popular tactics and it's pretty fun not gonna lie. i thought it was going to be gay as frick too but we were wrong bros...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same, I was conditioned to hate it by posts online without really trying it myself. It's actually pretty fun.
    It's also one of the few GaaS where battlepass isn't total cancer to grind through.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so behind on vidya that I haven't even played any other game with a battle pass despite hearing that basically every game has one now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        going against what I just said count yourself lucky you haven't it is the most contradictory concept I have ever seen. I seriously prefer loot boxes over this crap unless they're able to be completed in about 2-5 days time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You and me both, OP. I played it back in the early seasons only because my friends asked me to. I thought it was okay but I never got really into it until recently and now it’s my main MP game.

      After I got into Fortnite again I just stopped buying battle passes in Apex and I was a day one player in that. Fortnite just has so much more worthwhile shit to keep playing for and the BPs shits all over Apex’s

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is fortnite fun?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the cat feet as cute and bare as they are in the fanart?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If TF2 wasn't still alive I would probably be a Fortnite gamer, but it's really not as good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i played tf2 on Xbox 360 and it never received any updates and never added even hats last time I played it
      >probably played that version the most
      >eventually got a gaming laptop and bought tf2 on steam but didn't get super into it really for some reason, probably because I was starting college
      >people have been playing it this whole time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I should have spoilered gaming laptop too kek
        >i used that giant bulky laptop for 10 years until it died
        >it ran dark souls and maplestory so that's all I needed I guess

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >internet hivemind makes you think something = literally hitler when it actually isn't
    many such cases

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow the opposite for me
    >Started browsing since I was 14
    >18 almost 19 now, only play halo MCC
    >"Play" fortnite by just grinding XP and Vbucks for free via save the world
    >Dont play any of the trendy games
    >Only play halo MCC and ULTRAKILL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well halo 1 and 2 are some of the best games ever so that's not a bad multiplayer game to choose. if you say halo 3 though...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I suck it up and play mainly H3, Reach and 4 multiplayer, very rarely do I find CE or H2 (non anniversary) matches
        However singleplayer wise, its CE > 2 > ODST > 3 > Reach > Infinite > 4 > 5

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even remember the campaigns to be honest, I only played multi because back then everyone around here was all about halo multi then halo 2 on xbox live was gg. it was like the only game here. lol I remember my friend went to tournaments and outpistoled strongside and we were little kids and I unironically went to mlg back in the day to watch my friends play and drank tons of dr. peppers cuz some b***hes would give you them constantly. it was like you don't have a fricking dr. pepper? take one NOW.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh and it smelled horrendous but we all know how gaming tournaments are now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know this site is full of children but you could at least pretend you've been here since 2008.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I remember this, talking about halo and cod on this site was unthinkable. but looking back I obviously played them especially being a kid and everyone my age that I knew played them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh everyone played them. You either had an Xbox or you had a friend with an Xbox. Good games. But they definitely don't belong on a greatest games list.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cod 4 and halo 1 and 2 are definitely one of the greatest games made so far I would have to say

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                some of the greatest* sorry wasn't going to say shit but i'm drinking and reminiscing now which is probably why i made this thread in the first place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well halo 1 and 2 are some of the best games ever so that's not a bad multiplayer game to choose. if you say halo 3 though...

      I suck it up and play mainly H3, Reach and 4 multiplayer, very rarely do I find CE or H2 (non anniversary) matches
      However singleplayer wise, its CE > 2 > ODST > 3 > Reach > Infinite > 4 > 5

      Was about to say nice to see someone likes Halo in a thread like this but-
      >fortnite
      >2017
      Implying we'd even have a consistent naming convention for this shit, what is this, HYPER UNBORNBlack personc**t or just an election tourist.
      Election tourist is so boring, this shit should have more of a punch to it.

      kek I remember hating all the 2010 newbies but now they seem like a great era, certainly not the golden era like true oldgay times but i look back on it now fondly. mainly playing tribes ascend with Ganker when it was new, I think that was one of the first times I ever got drunk because I made a drink with some of my parents rum that they just left laying out because I never touched it and the drink was like 70% rum 20% coke... and then later on another day when Ganker beat reddit with that ragtag group with a br I felt true pride.

      Arrived just enough to see this kind of images, which I don't know what they can be called until today, still have my folder and it gets updated once every blue moon.

      Been here about that long, and also had the same thought myself. Forever newer than a newbie, even when I'll serve more time than our founder.
      I have fond memories of Hitler Shoe with Ganker.

      >Hitler Shoe with Ganker
      I used to be super anti anime as a child except for basic popular shit so 12 years ago it was only /b/, then Ganker to shit talk Halo 4 in 2011.
      TL;DR on Hitler shoe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we all started with /b/ bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wait I take that back, it was /h/ that got me to initially give a frick about the site as a horny 12 year old that had been on newgrounds since i was 8 then instantly after checking the site I was on /b/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I know it's normal.
          Although as it grew on popularity there was a lot of times big events made normalgays jump the great /b/ filter, gamergate might've sent people directly to here, elections obviously to /misc/, SCP becoming popular had to get some people into /x/, and idk something like the giga leak could've let people into Ganker, IIRC the generals were there.
          Plus as the idea of Ganker in general becomes less scarry for homosexuals, or people who can't follow rule 1 and 2, a lot of people just direct others straight into specific boards, like those obvious raids we randomly get.

          Also, since I wasn't there, where was the whole scientology thing at? I suppose it was just /b/?
          Spoonfeed a cancergay here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't even click /misc/ for years after it was added, but yeah that definitely added tons of super moronic racist and very schizo newbies so basically like /b/2 except /b/ was mostly ironic racism for humor and shit like making fun of 9/11

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that definitely added tons of super moronic racist and very schizo newbies
              don't be a history revitionist like that homosexual
              unironically sounds like your typical red*itor that comes here to say "I am saying the word gay... but I am being ironic, so cool!" like some underage homosexual.
              Ganker is just counter culture, which means anything that culture deems unaceptable will be in here in droves, be it for giggles or not, and Black person has never been pro-culture, so it's always funny.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nah homosexual /b/ was definitely not specifically racism out of pure hatred

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and it was just being edgy at the time and shock humor because i was literally like 12, 13 fricking moron, i think most of us were really underage back then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but I will give it to you that this site always had the worst of the worst, most fricked up people that could access internet, i mean cp really was posted

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            back in the day these trips would have been instantly checked multiple times accompanying pics of christian bale

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            /x/ definitely changed in some way but I couldn't tell you specifically how which is creepy in itself. it used to actually really truly truly truly scare me, so I didn't visit it much because I don't really like that. I just knew it would be something scary to look at if I visited above all, like you can choose not to read but you can't cover your eyes and browse. it was mostly stories but the term copypasta wasn't coined yet but the last time I checked it just seemed corny. could be different now but not really in the mood to check since I freak myself out all the time anyway.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >made a thread about being an oldgay/memories
    >didn't even realize it's Ganker's birthday
    wow I'm really programmed into this shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw cancergay, browsing 4chen since 2010ish
    >soon enough will have been here for longer than that Black person moot
    well at LEAST i am not a newbie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek I remember hating all the 2010 newbies but now they seem like a great era, certainly not the golden era like true oldgay times but i look back on it now fondly. mainly playing tribes ascend with Ganker when it was new, I think that was one of the first times I ever got drunk because I made a drink with some of my parents rum that they just left laying out because I never touched it and the drink was like 70% rum 20% coke... and then later on another day when Ganker beat reddit with that ragtag group with a br I felt true pride.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah and there was doodle or die and super deepthroat around that time if I remember right... epic...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just realized i said 70% and 20% which would only be 90%... so let's say 30% coke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Been here about that long, and also had the same thought myself. Forever newer than a newbie, even when I'll serve more time than our founder.
      I have fond memories of Hitler Shoe with Ganker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Moot probably still uses Ganker on occasion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine he never looks at the site again kek. although I haven't looked at somethingawful since 8th grade and that site is even more og than this. but then again i didn't create somethingawful kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2010
      newbie

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    started when i was 18, 2008. am 32 now.

    always did it for the lulz and will continue to do so

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was literally dressed as a nigra on habbo hotel saying pools closed and blocking the door

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    op again, I'm such an oldgay that when I saw this these were my immediate thoughts
    >loved calvin and hobbes because I read them as a small child, but rule 34 was literally invented because of a calvin and hobbes hentai pic made by pandora's box. and the only reason i could know this is by being an oldgay because I doubt many people even remember how rule 34 started by now.
    I have tons of calvin & hobbes collection books by the way which I've had since I was a little kid, literally read every single comic multiple times by a young age lol I remember thinking they were really funny at first because calvin was a little kid with a very advanced vocabulary and that cracked me up at first, that's how young I was reading that shit. and fricking rule 34 is because of it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    d

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    28yo khhv here, I played Fortnite for a bit and it was fun. Apex has its fair share of problems but it's better than Fortnite though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you luck on your quest to become a wizard.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker sux.

    And m00t is a homosexual.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've played it when it first came out and there were no try hard building, it was fun for a few days and that's it, it's just like any other battle royal, it's fun for a bit but then i get sick of it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same except I'm 32 and my main game is Genshin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're a true anime fan then, i never was into it so much that i played every anime game and watch every new anime that came out like that but I love the classics til I die like dbz and cowboy bebop

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fortnite is probably the only modern game that you can just drop in and out of at will and where you don't have some meta-progression tedium or spreadsheet build autism. You just play the game how you like as much or little as you like. It's literally boomer game.

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