Behold! The only good pokemon game!

Behold! The only good pokemon game!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moral of the story: let devs who know nothing about pokeman make a pokemen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I too watch DYKG! :^)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haven't watched them in years until this one and was surprised how interesting it was

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They knew about pokemon, but there were only 22 people on the whole team.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop believing shitty YT videos.

      A company made partially of Creatures employees knew what Pokémon was, you moron.

      Also, Game Freak took most of their staff. Enjoy Gen 6+? That's what you get for letting these "people who didn't know Pokémon" make Pokémon.

      They didn't know it alright. Didn't understand the soul of it like Game Freak once did.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bosses actually use strategies
    >hard level curve
    >forces you to use shitmons from Gen 2
    How the frick did they get away with making such a hard Pokémon game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hard
      It's just extremely slow and painfully boring. Most mon choices for both the player and enemies consisted of movesets of 2-5 consecutive hits, stallmons and moves that have around 40 base power.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >attack animations take 10 seconds each
        who thought this was okay

        I swear zoomers are fricking insufferable. They can't sit on a chair and play a game normally, they need their own music playlist in the back while in-game music is muted, a tab with a twitch stream of someone playing another game and if the game they're playing doesn't allow you to skip through everything they'll throw a shitfit on the discord server

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How the frick did they get away with making such a hard Pokémon game?
      They didn't. Genius Sonority was absorbed into GameFreak immediately following Gale of Darkness' success. Masuda unironically fricking hates the Orre region so much, that when asked if there would ever be another Orre/Stadium game, he skipped the business jargon he usually spews out and simply answered "No."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he hate them? They’re not even that popular.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was effort put into those games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any way to get Genius Sonority back or are they done forever?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Genius Sonority still exists as a company, but they exclusively develop mobile shovelware now. They'll pretty much never get to develop anything near as cool as Colosseum again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Masuda truly is a bitter homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, he's actually just right. There is no logistical need of a side series RPG if the main series is too.

          You're just asking to be fricked of sales that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he didn't. What he said was there wouldn't be as long as mainline was 3D because they didn't need multiple 3D RPGs.

        Want more 3D RPGs on the side? Demand Game Freak go back to 2D like they should instead of fricking around with graphichomosexualry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You actually believe that garbage? Gale of Darkness and Colosseum were closer to "mainline" Pokemon than Let's Go and PLA were. Game Freak just doesn't want anyone to produce better Pokemon games than they do, it's as simple as that. Same way Bethesda hates New Vegas, GameFreak hates Orre.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've played every single pokemon game and you are a hundred percent right. i'd definitely describe myself as a poketard and they all fricking SUCK and literally only colosseum is good. i've been chasing that high for 15 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pokemon hit me hard as a kid and I've been brainwashed into caring about it since
      the basic gameplay style isn't bad for a jrpg, but the implementation has always been lackluster. I mean enemies just randomly fricking pick from their known moves for god's sake
      really just wish there was one game that took all colo got right to make the truly great game pokemon could have.....

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GBC + Stadium era was amazing
    >GBA + C/GoD era was amazing
    >DS era 1 + pokéwalker + BR was amazing
    >DS era 2 + Dream World was amazing
    I'm gonna miss it.
    >

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >XD
    Go back

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't a game it's a fricking promotion disc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP's image is a bonus disc...
      Look it's a bonus disc.
      BONUS DISC
      BONUS DISC
      BONUS DISC
      BONUS DISC
      BONUS DISC

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >attack animations take 10 seconds each
    who thought this was okay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slow your roll

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fast your roll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      had to slow them down to fit all the soul in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's speed is pretty normal for the era, most console JRPGs during the 5th and 6th generation are on the slow side.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his controller doesn't have a faster button

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Doug
        >Faster
        >but Doug canonically gets cucked

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Pokemon fanboys unironically despise the Orre games? Whenever you bring them up, they always come up with some bizarre way to cope.
    >"T-These games are overrated, even though nobody acknowledges them!"
    >"J-Just because these games are challenging doesn't mean they're difficult! They're kusoge, I swear!"
    Happens more often than you think. In fact, I'm willing to bet it'll happen ITT very soon. These games are so much better than the majority of mainline Pokemon, that Game Freak bought out the studio that made it just so they'd never produce another Orre game again.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    XD was better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was definitely better, but it was also easier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >XD
      Stop emoting, homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunate name, though.

      I fricking love the music

      I'm happy that at least the music director was proud of the game. The soundtrack is legitimately one of the best I've ever heard.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, did the weird hovering van thing from the new Scarlet/Violet trailer give anyone else Colosseum vibes? The protagonists of both Colosseum and its sequel drove hovering vehicles too.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love the music

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    snag machine confirmed for Scarlet and Violet

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big agree OP. Frick that game is so good. I wish they made more like it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THREAD THEME

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    loved colosseum as a kid, but I was playing these games a bit late into their lifetime and wanted to find the other pokemon gamecube game but no store would ever sell it so I never managed to play it

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood if this game had a proper ending, was it that fight at the top of the tower with the guy who had shadow absol?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >was it that fight at the top of the tower with the guy who had shadow absol
      What? The final boss is the mayor battle, the guy with the tyranitar you catch. It was at the top of the realgam tower, so you got to that part at least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for some reason that never felt like a true ending as a kid, I spent so many hours after that trying to find out what to do next like looking for a shadow togepi I heard existed in the underground caves of trying to get ho-ho at that place where you have to fight 100 trainers in a row

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you get togepi from purifying all shadow pokemon, and the Ho-oh is a price from the MT battle challenge you find on the main menu, not the story mode mt battle challenge.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >colosseum pokemon game made by developers who don't know much about pokemon
    >ends up being a pretty solid game
    >ost is good too

    >modern pokemon
    >made by people who supposedly know a lot about pokemon
    >absolute shit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure this game reads your moves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. It wasn't until gen 4 when they stopped doing that shit, I think.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its alright

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute toes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gives a Jirachi to RSE
    Hell yeah. I still have my bonus disc. Don't know where the little adaptor for GameCube to GBA went though.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wish there were more like this
    this is what the series should have become by the time it moved to the 3ds

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