>anti accent >Can't see her face >Would fucking die from germs by coming in contact with air, least or all your skin and body fluids >Has no charisma or sexyness, spends all game inundating you with the issues of her gypsy race (self-inflicted)
I don't get it. I find she has amongst the worst romances
I don't understand what's to cope and seethe about. I can't help the fact westoids unironically have bad taste and glutton for punishment, they look for best female characters in BG3. Enjoy the sweetbaby-inspired characters.
I don't understand what's to cope and seethe about. I can't help the fact westoids unironically have bad taste and glutton for punishment, they look for best female characters in BG3. Enjoy the sweetbaby-inspired characters.
What's the issue with that relationship? And what's with the name calling? Do you want to be that weirdo in the corner of the retirement home that nobody wants to play bingo with? I hope you get better.
>witch that saves your life and births your child >nuts
homosexual.
She's a child in adult form. It's a very weird dynamic. If her mother had got her in touch with her emotions, she'd be fine. But she has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.
In DA? Morrigan is manipulated by a literal eldrich horror and is incredibly sheltered but also cynical as a result. By the end of the game if you romance her she actually has trouble going through with her plan because the MC is the only person she's trusted that hasn't betrayed her.
This. Finding out her entire existance was to be a host for her evil cunt mother must have been earth shattering, and you not only stuck by her you even defended her from her mother.
Witch Hunt is so good if you romanced her >gives you a ring that lets her know where you are and tells you not to follow her >go looking for her anyway, all the while continuing to wear the ring, knowing she can use it to track you >when you finally catch up to her she's standing there waiting because she knows you aren't going to stop
Kino romance all the way through. The only redeeming quality of Inquisiton is that it confirms the Warden successfully turned her into a loving wife and mother.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The Morrigan romance DLC is so good if you romanced her
Well yeah
They only made it playable for everyone because it would be bullshit if they released a DLC only people that romanced Morrigan would be able to play, but it's just there to give you closure with her if you dicker her down
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The DLC is honestly good considering it lets you fucking stab her if you had a character that hated her
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
for me, the DA franchise ends when the warden goes through the portal with morrigan, everything after is gay fanfiction
I think the devs not even considering the idea of making aliens like Tali and Garrus romanceable from the get-go ironically became one of the biggest points in their favor.
Liara's fine, but she's one of the funnier examples of people poking fun at Bioware characters falling in love with you after two or three conversations. Tali was basically just a codex entry on Geth in ME1, but giving that extra time to establish a relationship and mutual respect early on goes a long way in developing a sense of connection later down the line.
You're posting cringe, the only thing that can be amusing in Tali is the fact she's an unsure-of-herself pushover, probably some players feel like a Chad around her
I agree. She has multiple outbursts about how she's an empty shell doing what her neglectful father wants. The saviour complex is tragically all too common.
It's funny how this "complaint" always applies to Tali but not Jack, obviously because the former is a million times more popular
Fuck outta here, homosexual
You're posting cringe, the only thing that can be amusing in Tali is the fact she's an unsure-of-herself pushover, probably some players feel like a Chad around her
She does that annoying thing where she projects boundaries onto you. You'd think a species that lives for a thousand years would be able to manage their children's anxiety.
>its literal cannon tali goes to her room and rolls around on her bed in pure ecstasy being jacked off by her suit, as all Quarians do
>she might be running the jackoff function of her suit right in front of you while you talk to her because its even hotter that way, straining to stay standing and talk while having the hardest orgasm of her life
Her personality is fucking boring and is a nothing-burger. The only things she talks about are what every other Quarian talks about, and wants the exact same shit that they do. Mass Effect girls are extremely mid. Only interesting one is Samara and they don't even let you romance her.
was she the Ganker equivalent of the tumblr sexyman?
No, Tumblr and anything from it was fucking gay and cringe.
>and cringe.
people used math to try and figure out what her sweat tasted like...
Autistic scientific number crunch to find out what your virtual wife smells and tastes like > homosexual Homestuck shit
Haven't seen any pic of tali sodomizing clones of herself so... no
>Cute
>Interesting culture
>hips
>accent
>anti accent
>Can't see her face
>Would fucking die from germs by coming in contact with air, least or all your skin and body fluids
>Has no charisma or sexyness, spends all game inundating you with the issues of her gypsy race (self-inflicted)
I don't get it. I find she has amongst the worst romances
t. Liaranagger. Ganker is a Tali board.
>Ad hom
Provide an structured argument in full sentences why Tali is the best tgirl countering my points.
>my points
This is what larianagger tier writing does to your brain.
>Ganker is a Tali board.
Hello, this is Ganker. This anon is sadly mistaken.
>wasnt here for Tali Zorah Gankeras Normandy Appreciation Station
Get the fuck out you newhomosexual nagger
Pic related
fucking die from germs by coming in contact with air, least or all your skin and body fluids
What's with all the secondaries that post this shit?
What would happen if you took the mask off?
It would be very erotic.
>best girl in the history of vidya game love interests
Wrong picture.
>generic tsundere warrior but frog
You can play literally any anime game set in fantasy world and you will have at least 2 women like that
Not to mention Annah from Planescape Torment is already her supreme version by having a scottish accent
>You can play literally any anime game
I can. But I won't. Seethe and cope.
I don't understand what's to cope and seethe about. I can't help the fact westoids unironically have bad taste and glutton for punishment, they look for best female characters in BG3. Enjoy the sweetbaby-inspired characters.
>Enjoy the sweetbaby-inspired characters.
Thanks, I will. You can enjoy seething, weebfag. You will never be Japanese.
>you will have at least 2 women like that
Minus the "being a whore" and "being ugly" part
>Ach, I've never seen anything so ugly, I have not
Annah my beloved
Owlcucks failed to copy Fall from Grace in Pathfinder 2 and Laricucks can't imitate Annah in BG3
Arue has nothing to do with Grace outsider of being succubi but not le evil
>Arue
>Owlcat character
No, she's a Paizo character
not even close frogfucker
go post your pepe somewhere else
Best vidya women (1 per franchise only
>Tali
>Marianne (FE3H)
>Chie (P4)
>Mitsuru (P3)
>Tae (P5)
>Camilla (FEF)
>Tharja (FEA)
>Triss (Witcher)
>Mitsuru
>Chie
>Tae
Anon likes having his balls crushed
I have the strong masculine urges to either enjoy a confident and aggressive partner or fix a depressive qt
You had my full support until you did Triss. The only decent girls in that franchise are the non sorcerer cunts
Triss is the more tomboyish of the two writer's pet girls and the gap between her and Yen's content and the other girls' is too great
Also forgot
>Morrigan (DA)
It's weird that the only healthy romances in that game are with men. Both the girls are nuts.
Ah yes the literal damaged goods assassin is perfectly fine, shut up homosexual
What's the issue with that relationship? And what's with the name calling? Do you want to be that weirdo in the corner of the retirement home that nobody wants to play bingo with? I hope you get better.
She's a child in adult form. It's a very weird dynamic. If her mother had got her in touch with her emotions, she'd be fine. But she has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.
End self homosexual
Do you think about suicide a lot? It's not healthy.
>witch who grew up by herself in the wilderness is socially awkward
Kys yourself nagger.
>witch that saves your life and births your child
>nuts
homosexual.
In DA? Morrigan is manipulated by a literal eldrich horror and is incredibly sheltered but also cynical as a result. By the end of the game if you romance her she actually has trouble going through with her plan because the MC is the only person she's trusted that hasn't betrayed her.
She's like a combination of Marianne and Tharja
This. Finding out her entire existance was to be a host for her evil cunt mother must have been earth shattering, and you not only stuck by her you even defended her from her mother.
Witch Hunt is so good if you romanced her
>gives you a ring that lets her know where you are and tells you not to follow her
>go looking for her anyway, all the while continuing to wear the ring, knowing she can use it to track you
>when you finally catch up to her she's standing there waiting because she knows you aren't going to stop
Kino romance all the way through. The only redeeming quality of Inquisiton is that it confirms the Warden successfully turned her into a loving wife and mother.
>The Morrigan romance DLC is so good if you romanced her
Well yeah
They only made it playable for everyone because it would be bullshit if they released a DLC only people that romanced Morrigan would be able to play, but it's just there to give you closure with her if you dicker her down
The DLC is honestly good considering it lets you fucking stab her if you had a character that hated her
for me, the DA franchise ends when the warden goes through the portal with morrigan, everything after is gay fanfiction
>1 per franchise only
>immediately gives 3 FE and 3 Persona girls
in the UK franchise just refers to 1 game
meant to say game idk has worst taste in world
>gipsie with bad genes and health problems
cringe
I think the devs not even considering the idea of making aliens like Tali and Garrus romanceable from the get-go ironically became one of the biggest points in their favor.
Liara's fine, but she's one of the funnier examples of people poking fun at Bioware characters falling in love with you after two or three conversations. Tali was basically just a codex entry on Geth in ME1, but giving that extra time to establish a relationship and mutual respect early on goes a long way in developing a sense of connection later down the line.
You're posting cringe, the only thing that can be amusing in Tali is the fact she's an unsure-of-herself pushover, probably some players feel like a Chad around her
I agree. She has multiple outbursts about how she's an empty shell doing what her neglectful father wants. The saviour complex is tragically all too common.
It's funny how this "complaint" always applies to Tali but not Jack, obviously because the former is a million times more popular
Fuck outta here, homosexual
That's an infantile projection. You're the first person to mention Jack. Think about your actions.
At her least mature Tali helped Shep steal an alliance ship knowing that her father would personally execute her if he found out.
Samara would rather blow her brains out in front of her children than risk bending the rules of the Justicar code.
Samara best girl.
Can't fucking believe Morinth is Billie Eilish
She's the gigglesquee of Mass Effect and her fanbase is Sonic tier.
tali was cool until they revealed her face was just a human but blue
>literal femanon
>actually smart
>actually hot
yeah how DID they appeal to us i guess we'll never know
>literal femanon
How?
She's a coomer xenophile
Xenophile sure but how does that make her a femanon?
She literally browses the human extranet for HMQF sex advice
So again, HOW does that make her a femanon? Just because she looks at HmoQF videos just makes her a xenophile.
She probably goes on /soc/ asking humans to help her hit on Shepard without spilling her dextroghetti
holy shit, didn't know you could emoji a file name...this might open up new avenues for me
She was a thieving gypsy.
No Liara T'Soni senpai?
She does that annoying thing where she projects boundaries onto you. You'd think a species that lives for a thousand years would be able to manage their children's anxiety.
Never forget what they took from you.
thievin gypo
wrong girl homosexual
Hag
>its literal cannon tali goes to her room and rolls around on her bed in pure ecstasy being jacked off by her suit, as all Quarians do
>she might be running the jackoff function of her suit right in front of you while you talk to her because its even hotter that way, straining to stay standing and talk while having the hardest orgasm of her life
It would be hotter If Sheppard was inside her suit
>helmet but no suit
She its this shitty art that really makes me angry
Her personality is fucking boring and is a nothing-burger. The only things she talks about are what every other Quarian talks about, and wants the exact same shit that they do. Mass Effect girls are extremely mid. Only interesting one is Samara and they don't even let you romance her.
Isn't that just the RPG problem in general? Every companion is the mouthpiece for their race/faction/civilization.
Kill all arabs. Esp turks.
Good morning saar. Defend Israel good today saar?
Samara?
I love Kass!