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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow now it'll last two hours instead of one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will last 8-3h depending on performance profile. 3h for 20W power profile is extraordinary. You're getting double Deck performance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ou're getting double Deck performance
        You're getting like 20fps over the deck. Enough to make certain games playable but it definitely is not double the performance.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on raytraced games you get double at 15 watts. Normal games eh not really. But the Rog Ally does a lot better at 1080p gaming then the steam deck. You can run miles morales at 1080p medium settings on the ally, you have to use fsr on the Steam Deck at 800p.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, and that's pretty cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "but she has a new hat" - some gay

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no touchpads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TPBP.

      Why would I buy a Chink handheld that can't copy the best part of the deck?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buying Scamsus

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why dont any of this chinkholds just copy the deck’s layout & trackpads?
    that start/select button placement is better though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trackpads are a waste of space and virgin warning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trackpad is a shit gimmick for trannies
      many people in deck threads ask why they are even on the device

      there wont be trackpads on Steam Deck 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can bet for 99% of games, people don't use that shit

        >but muuuuh RTS
        Literally nobody plays those games even on big PCs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there wont be trackpads on Steam Deck 2
        Pure delusion. Trackpads are mandatory, this is a pc and it can play pc games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually use these handhelds in their desktop modes/file manager and you will understand why trackpads are so good. Most of these handhelds and their touchscreens will just not work properly when trying to click things, especially when you have a usb drive inserted that heats up. Deck included

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know these handhelds have a touchscreen, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know you can read the full post, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll pass, my Ally already sits 90% of the time docked anyway, and in the few times I take it to the couch I don't use it long enough to drain the battery.

        I actually bought the Deck first because of the trackpads, ended up hating to use them, they're not as ergonomic as they seem. On the other hand, I thought I would hate using the Ally's right stick as a mouse, and while it's still not ideal, it's surprisingly ok to use, it's actually not too different from using a Thinkpad's trackpoint.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ended up hating to use them, they're not as ergonomic as they seem
          I have not played a single game where these things were useful They are not precise enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was not because of that, it was because they sit too low on the controller scheme. Every time I wanted to use the trackpads, I had to lift my palm off the Deck to reach them, shit wasn't really comfortable.

            But since I just talked about a trackpoint before.
            >small trackpoint under the left/right button group
            >2 extra back buttons for left and right click
            How well would this work?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Every time I wanted to use the trackpads, I had to lift my palm off the Deck to reach them,
              what fat stubby sausage finger shit hand do you have, you literally just move the thumb down and use the trackpad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Every time I wanted to use the trackpads, I had to lift my palm off the Deck to reach them
                wat

                >what is literally every fricking one holding a deck
                Unlike you gorilla Black folk, I actually had a deck and don't suck Gabe's wiener on the daily. You have to shift your hand lower on the Deck to reach for the touchpad. But of course I'm speaking to deaf ears, because like the good trailer park wives that you are always going back for your daiky beatings, your answer will be
                >t-t-the deck is perfect! YOU'RE the one holding it wrong!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You have to shift your hand lower on the Deck to reach for the touchpad
                You literally just have to bend your thumb, what is wrong with you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Every time I wanted to use the trackpads, I had to lift my palm off the Deck to reach them
              wat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >many people in deck threads ask why they are even on the device
        I don't understand why there are TWO trackpads. One trackpad is mandatory.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm am boughting Ally X

    40wh to 80wh battery is a generational leap
    deck is murdered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am agreed the deck it is done
      the ally is all any one need now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        many people saying this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i am agreed the deck it is done
          the ally is all any one need now

          Why are you same flagging? Getting that post count up for your paycheck?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no touchpads
    >still 1 hour battery
    >shit warranty
    lmao asus rog trannies.... not like this....

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying to get fricked over by Asuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being a troony steve from gamers dicksuck and crying to the government when you refuse to pay for self inflicted damages to product

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get a JOB bugman
        Ching chong shu shing fao wei ming ling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        best post on Ganker all day

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >windows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plays everything + multiplayer
      >can be modded to not be shit if you aren't a techlet
      troonix cultists need rope correction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >caring about multiplayer slop with kernel level malware
        >needing to mod your system to not be shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >instead of modding a good operating system would rather use a shit one that you have to mod and tweak every single game to have it run properly and still be unable to play multiplayer kinos with the bros
          hold on, let me jej harder

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mod and tweak every single game to have it run properly
            I don't have to do this though?
            >unable to play multiplayer kinos with the bros
            Every multiplayer game I'me interested in works on linux

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you like consoles. Steam Deck sounds perfect for you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >console
            Haven't bought one since PS4. I do have a gaming PC (arch) and an OLED 'eck.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ahh a troony. I think you might have gotten lost. /lgbt/ is three doors down across from /misc/, this is Ganker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1 yuan has been deposited into you account.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I don't buy ASUS trash

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the Z1 extreme for 400 open box and I only ever use it plugged in at work, 800 for better ram, more storage is a fricking rip off.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is paid content.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a fricking moron if you buy ASSUS product in 2024. Enjoy it breaking and them denying your warranty claim. It's also overpriced Windows shit, which means you get a horrible experience.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Steam Deck OLED with the clicky button and d-pad mod. Looks like I'll have to crack open my Steam Deck again because they've just come out with a mod actually intended for the OLED, I've had the LCD version of the mod ram-rodded into my OLED.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pre ordered mine gonna play cod and fortnite 24/7 on this b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      many people saying and doing this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yuh im pretty hyped my homie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody says this, nay does this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn i guess im pretty cool and original for pre ordering this for cod and fortnite ty bro

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would've made a Ally "Lite/Mini". I rarely leave the house with my handhelds so I really don't care about battery life (I've literally been playing my Steam Deck all day and when the battery gets low I just plug it in and go make some coffee or something and it charges fast as frick). I'm really sick of these all being big and heavy though. I miss things like PS Vita where I can easily play one handed while I drink my coffee or smoke with the other one.
    I'll probably just get a GPD or AYA NEO eventually. For some reason the Chinese are the only ones who still make sleek handhelds.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ASUS and you’re a moron if you buy anything from them. In fact you deserve to get ripped off.

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  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ZOG ALLY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ZOG Rabbi

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow that's approaching a 15" laptop's
    then again it's also close to one in volume

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a paid shill thread, genius. nVidia, ASUS and Blizzard have paid shills spamming this site.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least they are getting paid. Meanwhile steamies are doing it for free.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats because there is no one who could say anything positive about these awful products

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Rog's SD card slot crapped out for no reason. Waiting for it to be repaired under warranty.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when windows isn't shit. Until then I will never buy a windows handheld.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh cool so they abandoned the first one?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thumbsticks are dogshit, only the pad works for gaming on a handheld.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      battery is so shit you can watch it die while you play

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to remind you wienersucking Rog Ally shills, not one of you ever posted a pic of your wiener on your ROG ALLY. Deck will always reign supreme thanks to ick on eck posters, yet not one singular ROG shill could present " 'sog on ally rog"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here is mine. Not a shill thoughever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no wiener
        u go sis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mines been sent away to get repaired, so I'll tell people not to buy it all day if it breaks after only 8 months.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I typically don't agree with the "beta tester version" mindset people like to use against tech, but in the case of Asus I make an exception. If the customer service sucks and they go radio silent and try to pretend a major issue like melting sd cards doesn't exist until they're forced to acknowledge it, then anyone still buying from that company is a beta tester.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not too worried, the retailer has to pay me out if Asus are Black folk.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever had 1 issue with asus products. apparently I'm in the minority though, i believe other people's issues with them.
    I usually get asus gpu and mobo for my pc
    well okay 2 issues, the bloatware is gay and there is removing it causes more trouble than just ignoring it.
    so much bloatware is asus crap at this point I'll probably try MSI(?) for next build.
    just sayin' i've never had my gpu or mobo blow up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is a racist psyop done for clout and GBP

      imagine being a troony steve from gamers dicksuck and crying to the government when you refuse to pay for self inflicted damages to product

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying anus

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slopping gabensemen

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >samegayging paid shill

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got this one
    my steamdeck moggs it in terms of gaming but the display is gorgeous and i can hook up an external gpu with the razer core x

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steamed kek
    >mogging anything
    pick one (LEL)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes the steamdeck performs better than the intel iris

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy one
    >battery will explode like a firecracker or whatever issue they'll deny exists forever
    >send it for repair
    >get billed $3k because there is a scratch on the hull

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit coz flop
    flop coz shit
    shtideck flopdeck
    shrimple as

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ASUS
    >Windows
    Yeah I'll be keeping my Steam Deck thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troons think this is a burn. it's a selling point.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have high hopes for the new zotac handheld tbvh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is this control scheme
      did zhang even actually test it

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for the same price I can get 2 steam decks
    40WHh x2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u literally cant
      and LCD sucks ballz
      also no point of a portable if you have to have 2x of it to be 'portable'

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how can you justify 2x the price for a 5-10% bump in performance
        LCD Deck is perfectly fine, but even OLED + super thin, super expensive power bank is still cheaper than the rog
        unless you need windows or 120Hz there is no reason to dish out 800 bucks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but the rog ally x is the same weight as the steam deck lcd, it is not heavy. And the battery life is better than the lcd steam deck. Even in 2d games. Or at the 28 watt mode just due to the massive battery size. No one really wants to carry a power bank with them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And the rog ally thete is more than a 10-15% performance increase eapeciallu when you are playing at 1080p. You aren't playing spiderman miles morales or spiderman remasted at 1080p on the steam deck you are on the ally and ally x.
            I ususally play spiderman remastered with ray tracing on it. It is fun.

            The ally ususally goes on sale for cheaper than the steam deck 1tb option at like $549.

            >5-10% bump in performance
            Now do that again with non cherry picked benchmarks. An unrestrained Z1 Extreme pulls at least 50% more performance than the Deck.

            In ray traced games its double the performance according to digital foundry even at 15 watts.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like I can play disney speedstorm at 1080p high settings 80fps ob my ally. Ob the steam deck docked you can only do 30fps 1080p low. There is a bit of a difference in terms of power. Also apex runs at 40fps 900p low med whilst on the rog ally it runs at 1080p medium high settings 60fps.
              Same with one piece world seeker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And the rog ally thete is more than a 10-15% performance increase eapeciallu when you are playing at 1080p. You aren't playing spiderman miles morales or spiderman remasted at 1080p on the steam deck you are on the ally and ally x.
                I ususally play spiderman remastered with ray tracing on it. It is fun.

                The ally ususally goes on sale for cheaper than the steam deck 1tb option at like $549.
                [...]
                In ray traced games its double the performance according to digital foundry even at 15 watts.

                >inb4 liar shill
                Got em both I am not lying. I don't like either of them though, I am probably gonna sell my steam deck soon at cex. The battery savings in general for the games I play isn't a lot, like 30 minutes.

                I hope these handhelds get more efficent. And use some form of detachable controllers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5-10% bump in performance
          Now do that again with non cherry picked benchmarks. An unrestrained Z1 Extreme pulls at least 50% more performance than the Deck.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asuslop

    Posted from Chana (only on Play Store)

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever is better for your needs, PC stays winning and consoles are finally fricked, and that's all that matters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They barely sell though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're selling well enough for everyone to be making a bunch of them now and valve is pouring a ton of support into the deck and proton. It's not like a single heavily marketed system that's in every country and retailer here, just like you can't compare a console's sales to one type of pc. It's just pc in general now and they'll overwhelm consoles with numbers and not having to play by console rules and restrictions. A console is locked into its generation, a pc can release whenever it wants. And god forbid valve actually market the deck and get it out there, it'd be over that much faster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're selling well enough for everyone to be making a bunch of them now and valve is pouring a ton of support into the deck and proton.
          There are 3-4 million decks in the wild and asus has probably sold 2 million allies considering they sold 500k last year in july abd the ally is avalible in most countries.
          I wouldn't say the sales are great lol.
          If that is great the meta quest by facebook, yes FACEBOOK must be the greatest thing emaginable considering it sells 20 million units with barely any advertising.

          These handhelds aren't changing the gaming space. The meta quest isn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like you can cope it isn't changing anything. The meta quest hasn't changed the market all that much, it just made vr less dead and more affordable.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How much do you think the average laptop model sells.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The deck has been sitting at the top of steam's global best seller list for 2 years and it isn't even sold in half the countries steam operates in.
            >I wouldn't say the sales are great lol.
            What you say doesn't matter, you don't the numbers and valve clearly considers it a big success and will keep dumping support into it and making more, along with all the other companies that got into it because of the deck. If they weren't selling or successful that wouldn't happen.
            And yes 20 million units for something as niche as a vr headset is pretty damn good even if it's zuckerfrick's. That's why vr headsets keep getting made as well. Corporation's see the potential in it and are just trying to be the one to really make it catch on.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We have different measurements of sucess. People say xbox is failing with 20 million units sold. The others are flopping extremely hard.
              The wii u sold 14 million units and was considered a flop, the ps vita sold less and playstation shut it down.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fix the sleep mode?
    I hated the windows handheld with the shitty sleep mode that either break your game, or it's a fake sleep that just drains your battery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is probably the garbage modern standby S0 you should be able to disable it and use S3 instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is probably the garbage modern standby S0 you should be able to disable it and use S3 instead

      The battery drain in bad on steamos too, it isn’t like arm, the battery drain is quite noticeable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can come back to my deck weeks after putting it to sleep and the dent in battery life is negligible.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no trackpads
    >wangblows
    >ugly as shit
    >only plays goyslop somewhat better (no one cares about playing goyslop on portable)
    no thanks saar marketer, keep your thing in the shitting street

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ally
    nope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since this board is full of literal techlets, let me break down all you’ll ever need.
      >phone
      iPhone
      >tablet
      iPad
      >gaming device
      Steam Deck
      >PC
      AMD rig with Linux
      There…. See? GGEZ. Now if you’re poor (since most of you are), get the above items on sales and or used.
      You won’t need anything else

      >steam by valve
      No

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since this board is full of literal techlets, let me break down all you’ll ever need.
    >phone
    iPhone
    >tablet
    iPad
    >gaming device
    Steam Deck
    >PC
    AMD rig with Linux
    There…. See? GGEZ. Now if you’re poor (since most of you are), get the above items on sales and or used.
    You won’t need anything else

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already got myself a deck oled maybe in 5-6 years

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >800 USD
    why dont just buy a steam deck for 300 and build a PC for 500?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thwr pc is gonna be slower new as it isn't enough money for a for the full build and you will have to be stuck using vega igpu graphics. Also battery life, the rog ally x has better battery life than the lcd steam deck

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'll ever buy an Asus product ever again, especially since my >$1k Asus monitor died immediately after the warranty ran out

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