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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense you'd like this quest, seeing as you're a massive fricking homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It makes sense you'd like this quest, seeing as you're a massive fricking homosexual
      Say that you don't pay attention to dialogue without saying it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Say that you don't pay attention to dialogue without saying it
        You talk like a giant Reddit homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Redditors everywhere than you for writing their mother axe with a capital letter, kind stranger.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Borderlands game
    >best at anything
    I have never encountered another game where I had to mute it to actively play through it
    I got to the part about boner farts and then just gave up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >actually plays borderlands
      This board has gone to shit

      You guys really dislike borderlands this much?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I tend to dislike utter dogshit games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I played and enjoyed bl2.
        But Randy and the BADASS writing make the game an easy target to make fun of.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They basically got the game right with Borderlands 1 and given how actively obnoxious 2 was of course it pisses people off.
        This isn't even getting into the fact that it's been 13 years, it's the only one that doesn't suck probably pisses people off even worse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Borderlands 1 was basically a space western, a genre I feel doesn't get enough love. You went out to save the world or fight against an evil corporation, you were there to kill shit and make money. Borderlands 2 went in the direction of 'rah rah freedom fighters' and that set the tone of the series, very unfortunately.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BL2 still has a bit of space western in it, just not in the story.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BL1 was at points even too bare, the lack of even basic npc interaction past
            >pull string
            >get line
            really drove down the enjoyment. The atmosphere in general was really cool, and I don't think it has been even properly replicated since, but it wouldn't have hurt to get the VAs to at least read out the mission briefing

            a friend bought it for me when it came out on steam
            If you were invested in any character in the series that wasn't female, those characters are now all homosexuals
            I only really managed to get through the main story content because of Covid, during the lock down they made the drop rates for Orange weapons super high
            The story is that bad
            People say shit about how the gunplay is the best but I can't really remember it because the story is that bad
            The story is bad.

            >If you were invested in any character in the series that wasn't female, those characters are now all homosexuals
            And the only two worthwhile female characters either got homosexualized or straight up vaporized

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >BL1 was at points even too bare
              This. But also it felt modeled after an MMO.
              >talk to mission giver, or worse yet, a mission STATION
              >Kill 20 x
              Just bare minimum skinner box shit. I did absolutely every mission in the vanilla game and the only ones I hate more than Gearbox for putting me through it is myself for doing it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I find BL1 in general a weird game from pretty much every standpoint. The art style change, the whole random weapon creating and the FPS and RPG mashing made it feel like it was made as a tech showcase first and a game second

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm surprised 1 was popular enough to get us to where we are today. The animation and sound quality was horrendous, especially for its time. That game does not hold up well compared to 2 alone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick forgot to add: it feels like BL1 is one development cycle away from being a finished game. Like it's missing a complete art pass and round of gameplay adjustment, and the version we got is some incomplete alpha/beta.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick forgot to add: it feels like BL1 is one development cycle away from being a finished game. Like it's missing a complete art pass and round of gameplay adjustment, and the version we got is some incomplete alpha/beta.

                I think it was extremely lucky because of the window it came out, having an interesting art style, but also because it overpromised as frick and got people to notice. Remember their 8 BAJILLION GUNS ad campaign? I do, somehow.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The idea was good enough where people just wanted to check it out, if only for the lulz

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That too. It had no competition for a Diablo-esque shooter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          borderlands 1 was the most boring depressing shit i've played.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Borderlands 1 was good
          Let me guess you also preferred Saints Row 1&2. I don't agree with Butt Stallions and Superpowers, but you need to have at least SOME originality to stand apart from the crowd. The problem with franchises that embrace wackiness/"Humor" is that they always go too far with it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Let me guess you have good taste
            uh yea I do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd easily have a combined thousand hours across all the games but the writing is an absolute chore to listen to
        >they increase BL3 level cap/introduce new mayhem levels
        >restart campaign so I can get all quest uniques at their highest variants
        >tap out and take an extended break by the time I hit Eden 6 without fail
        This has happened like 4 times now, BL3 would be fine if they added a skip Talk to Lillith mode.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >restart campaign so I can get all quest uniques at their highest variants
          lmao
          First off, there aren't any quest rewards worthwhile in 3 except for the pearl.
          Second, you can get quest rewards from earl's vender on the ship scaled to your level. Of course that means vender farming but at least it doesn't require you to restart the story and is probably faster overall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >looter shooter
        >bad writing
        >randy pitchford
        yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >looter shooter bad
          >meanwhile plays some jap gacha shit on their phone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had lots of fun with borderlands 2, dont think I played anything since besides roguelikes where I do multiple playthroughs after another without longer breaks inbetween

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker will shit & hate on any kind of game.. period.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Being fair to Ganker Borderlands has pretty valid reasons for people to actively not like it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This board celebrates all new skinnerbox gachas but hates a shooter just for shit writing. You shouldn’t come here for especially sophisticated opinions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Consider yourself lucky, I'm giving a (you).
          But if there was a game that was good written, playable and had good visiuals and without any contradictory references, it would be praised.
          That's why I'm waiting for DD2.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for the (you), anon-sama, but surely you know that “good” is very subjective and people will gladly shit on anything if that will make them stand out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >“good” is very subjective
              thats easy one to define nowadays
              everything that pisses leftoids

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not everything has to revolve around American politics. One shouldn’t praise a broken piece of shit game just because it upset the right people.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not pandering to murrica market
                ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Whataboutism

          Shut the frick up homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can you prove me wrong without resorting to buzzwords?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >cant think for yourself
            >reply with borrowed opinion
            go back to discord troony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Borderlands 2 is a case study in how to ruin a game with bad mechanics. The game is marketed at casuals, but the power curve trends VERY strongly towards turning everything into a fricking bullet sponge that you can't outskill. It goes from killing shit with silly guns to "Jesus frick, if you don't obsessively metagame from wikis, you're going to literally run out of ammo against trash mobs." Even if you completely stripped out all of the story and dialog, it'd be a game that needs a MAJOR balance pass. It's simply not fun.

        Additionally, they doubled down on the humor in 2, and it has absolutely not aged well at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They fixed the scaling in 2019, almost a decade later. Then they added the new dlc which has worse bullet sponges than old op8

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >people complain about how op levels just make everything moronicly unbalanced
            >gearbox adds two more levels

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They did make OP1-3 less grindy, you don’t even need slag to beat most of it (still better to use it though). But the game flat out breaks OP7-10, several enemy scales have a misplaced integer so they get x100 stats instead of x10 stats.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They did make OP1-3 less grindy, you don’t even need slag to beat most of it (still better to use it though). But the game flat out breaks OP7-10, several enemy scales have a misplaced integer so they get x100 stats instead of x10 stats.

              >some raid bosses accidentally got double health on OP10
              >they are so bloated that Salvador is the only character who can kill them in a timely manner that doesn't makes you want to blow your brains out
              >this will never get fixed outside of mods

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >5/6 characters rely on quest rewards in order to play the game
                >only way to get the rewards is to reset the entire fricking story

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the most useful side-arm for any character is a temporary quest item

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they made it a farmable item once during a community day event, along with many other desirable weapons that only drop once normally
                >never reimplement these decisions with their “complete” edition

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Playing Krieg in BL2 and trying to get the op levels gave me such a breakdown that i unironically now watch and enjoy all the Perfect Girl edits of the joker and Patrick Bateman daily.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >playing Gaige
                >trying to get a leveled version of kitten
                >have to do 5 levels of the arena which I'm terrible at even on the basic NG+

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re thinking hail, kitten is given by moxxi for hanging up posters in Torgue dlc

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the hail sorry. Love that gun, but I hate wave based arena shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hail is really solid. Get yourself a fire plasma caster preferably Hyperion and it’ll be easier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Make the waves easier I mean

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Finding good gear in bl2? Good laugh anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just kill snowman or Uranus both are easy on gaige

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It goes from killing shit with silly guns to "Jesus frick, if you don't obsessively metagame from wikis, you're going to literally run out of ammo against trash mobs."
          That describes my experience well, though a lot of it could be chalked up to the way it handled balancing in coop.
          >friend wants me to join him
          >I'm level 1, he's already been playing for a little bit so he's level 20
          >enemies average out to level 10 at the beginning
          >I'm doing so little damage to enemies and constantly going down
          >he's killing them almost instantly
          >neither of us are having fun
          In retrospect, I should've just asked him to start a new save but I wasn't really enjoying the core gameplay to begin with.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did you at least try it some by yourself so the enemy levels weren't inflated?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, but I really should. I started falling out of interest with FPS games at the time and I never had any interest in going back to it. I can't really say I gave it a fair try though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least you're not anthony burch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think I genuinely liked it at one point but in retrospect I wouldn't go back and play any of them.
        The writing (even 2's) is really annoying at times, and the gameplay is extremely ok. There are a bazillion games that individually do action, exploration and loot better, and borderlands never did anything great by trying to do all 3 at the same time. All the enemies are so bullet spongey. The visuals range from being ok looking at best to looking like an early telltale game running on low with a sharpen filter applied to it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playing Dying Light 2
        >game pretends to have a serious mature main story
        >all the sidequests are randumb, quirky shit like in borderlands

        borderlands hurt this industry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like Yakuza to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For real, I played Borderland 2 with 3 friends back in the day when it first came out. One of the best vidya memories I'll ever have.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fr fr

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        liked 1
        really loved 2 despite all the shit weapons and skills that obviously werent tested past normal mode(wanderlust anyone?)
        pre sequel and 3 were pretty shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all the shit weapons and skills that obviously werent tested past normal mode
          BL2 legitimately has some of the worst, most aggressive scaling I've ever seen in my life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gameplay is tolerable but the VA and story is dogshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 was the best despite the giga moronic level scaling.
        I've recently played Tina's wonderland and I enjoyed it. Already 100% it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It pretty much codified looter shooters because it borrowed that shit from Diablo. I don't really have a lot against it but I can see why people shit on it, I didn't like all the tiny drip-feed buffs in 2 either like "deal +2% damage per point".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The gameplay is okay but the writing is beyond awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the worst thing about borderlands is that from gameplay point of view it is genuinely fun ,but writing is reddit garbage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why is the writing so bad?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            idk I didnt write it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played through BL2 and had to mute the dialogue about an hour it, the most blatantly and unabashedly moronic game I've ever played.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Try kh3 if you’d like more moronic things

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actually plays borderlands
    This board has gone to shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's good game

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to pirate play bl3 because I liked prev games, but I dont want to listen any of woke dialog.
    Is this possible or I shouldnt bother at all?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can turn off dialogue volume in the options but it doesn't help. The main issue isn't the dialogue itself but the absolute obnoxious placement of it in the main story. You basically get road blocked every few minutes by some standing around watching people talk segment.
      If you only want to experience the end game gameplay loop then porating it with a completed save might be worth it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BL3 sucks don't even waste your time. The guns feel really nice, but everything else is awful.

      super small maps, no raid bosses without DLCS, terrible dialogue, boring classes, barely any boss battles, ubisoft-tier collectables, and they changed how legendries work so they're way easier to get(i've gotten 4 from a single boss) and are also way less interesting. also ava exists.

      Honest to god one of the worst games I've ever played. Don't waste your time on it, even if it's free

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Best gunplay, absolutely terrible base game story, great dlc campaigns but is lacking in endgame content compared to 2 (what endgame content it has is amazing, but there are only 3 raid bosses and one of them is locked behind dlc).
        If the game got proper support past the first year then it would have been amazing, but they dropped it when it still needed care and now are focused on wonderlands (which is not looking good right now due to how terrible its dlc is).
        Most of the complaints you see about 3 (besides the story) have probably been fixed with post launch updates because a lot of people vocal about the game only played it early on and dropped it.

        Thanks, how's wonderlands?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's different, while it has Tiny Tina "DMing" the story the actual story isn't atrocious compared to 3. It has a likable villain surprisingly.
          Base gunplay is the same as 3, but spells offer a lot more variety on top of that. There's the multiclassing system which lets you make a ton of different builds, but wonderland's endgame right now is just grinding the chaos chamber (which on its own is a great concept, but there's no other content to use it for gearing up towards besides its 4 raid bosses).
          I'm still not sure what I think about its endgame leveling system (chaos levels compared to 3's mayhem levels). It definitely does some things better like limiting 3's stupid modifiers only to the chaos chamber and making you work for your levels, but at the same time there are 50 chaos levels to go through and it feels a bit bloated right now. Then there's re-farming all your gear which can be a nightmare in wonderlands because there are so many different attributes and parts that can spawn on gear.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite thing about wonderlands is that your character feels important again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked BL3 the most but I never really cared about the new game+ grinding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://github.com/BLCM/bl3mods/wiki/Expanded%20Quest%20Dialogue%20Skip
      there is quite a bit of mods on githubhttps://github.com/BLCM/bl3mods/wiki go and pic your poison
      it's pretty fun gameplay wise albeit a bit easy on first playthrough something like mayhem 4-5 is more or less the normal bl2 experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played 2 for days but still haven't finished 3
      its the dialog that sucks.. but everything eels too
      some say that guns feel nice & its the best about this game ... but one the biggest problems were the guns, there were just too much of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there were just too much of them
        then why are you playing a borderlands game lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. didn't play 3 yet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I played 2 for days but still haven't finished 3
            its the dialog that sucks.. but everything eels too
            some say that guns feel nice & its the best about this game ... but one the biggest problems were the guns, there were just too much of them

            Gun variety is important. You get to find you favorite gimmicky gun and roll with it, build something cool that uses it.
            TTWL has the opposite problem, it feels like there are only 2 guns of every weapon class and most of them fricking suck ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically the best lootan game ever made. The thing is that there's a competent story below the hundreds of layers of bad dialogue and shitty jokes. This anon

      BL3 sucks don't even waste your time. The guns feel really nice, but everything else is awful.

      super small maps, no raid bosses without DLCS, terrible dialogue, boring classes, barely any boss battles, ubisoft-tier collectables, and they changed how legendries work so they're way easier to get(i've gotten 4 from a single boss) and are also way less interesting. also ava exists.

      Honest to god one of the worst games I've ever played. Don't waste your time on it, even if it's free

      is right about some things, but most of them are optional like the collectables or straight up lies like small maps and few bosses. I prefer legendaries the way it is now than a 3% chance like it was at BL2 for years, grinding now it's not a huge waste of time and I can clear all content and max lvl a character in a 100 hours instead of 300. At least give it a muted playthrough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically the best lootan game
        >it’s not fun to play whatsoever
        Commit suicide, 3 is worst in the series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      theres a gay couple in the game but I think it was handled tastefully and doesnt spout lgbt troony nonsense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can mute/mod dialogue out
      I enjoy it as a time sink looter shooter, but I've already gotten most of the level 72 mayhem 10 legendaries and now I'm just on a quest to find good looking guns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy snowflake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can turn off dialogue volume in the options but it doesn't help. The main issue isn't the dialogue itself but the absolute obnoxious placement of it in the main story. You basically get road blocked every few minutes by some standing around watching people talk segment.
      If you only want to experience the end game gameplay loop then porating it with a completed save might be worth it.

      to give an exxample
      >talk to character
      >he say go bring me X but continous making quips
      >you run towards your car cause you want to get to the gameplay again
      >just as you reach your car the questgiver hands you a item or wants you to press a button
      >you have to run back to him to do some stupid shit
      that happens almost every quest and the alternative is to stand still for 5 minutes aand do nothing
      >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dialogue in BL3 is unskippable. Even if you mute the game they force you to stand around waiting for the characters to shut the frick up before it lets you play again and it does this constantly compared to the older games.
      Absolutely killed my desire to ever play it again.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me about third part.
    The moment it was announced as egs exclusive I forgot about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best gunplay, absolutely terrible base game story, great dlc campaigns but is lacking in endgame content compared to 2 (what endgame content it has is amazing, but there are only 3 raid bosses and one of them is locked behind dlc).
      If the game got proper support past the first year then it would have been amazing, but they dropped it when it still needed care and now are focused on wonderlands (which is not looking good right now due to how terrible its dlc is).
      Most of the complaints you see about 3 (besides the story) have probably been fixed with post launch updates because a lot of people vocal about the game only played it early on and dropped it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's different, while it has Tiny Tina "DMing" the story the actual story isn't atrocious compared to 3. It has a likable villain surprisingly.
        Base gunplay is the same as 3, but spells offer a lot more variety on top of that. There's the multiclassing system which lets you make a ton of different builds, but wonderland's endgame right now is just grinding the chaos chamber (which on its own is a great concept, but there's no other content to use it for gearing up towards besides its 4 raid bosses).
        I'm still not sure what I think about its endgame leveling system (chaos levels compared to 3's mayhem levels). It definitely does some things better like limiting 3's stupid modifiers only to the chaos chamber and making you work for your levels, but at the same time there are 50 chaos levels to go through and it feels a bit bloated right now. Then there's re-farming all your gear which can be a nightmare in wonderlands because there are so many different attributes and parts that can spawn on gear.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you get borderlands 3, then at least get the season 1 pass (all the dlc campaigns). Season 2 pass content is hit or miss depending on how much you like the game.
          If you get wonderlands then you can get it without the dlc (it really sucks for its price and only one of them has anything substantial, that being a single new class).
          But of course like any other borderlands game buy them only when they're on sale.

          I liked BL3 the most but I never really cared about the new game+ grinding

          Please don't tell me you fell for the trap that is 3's TVHM.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are the raidbosses in 3 also impossible without a group or a very specific meta build

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, they require specific gear and annointments. Pretty much every build will shit out damage since people whined about 2 being too hard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, endgame in 3 is very accessible due to anoints being broken as frick. And also because all characters in 3 are very strong, there aren't any bad characters.

          My favorite thing about wonderlands is that your character feels important again.

          kek so true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steamdrone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to be a steamdrone to be offput by EGS exclusives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No Brick/Krieg analogue therefore not worth playing
      The blacked siren doesn't use the same kind of melee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a friend bought it for me when it came out on steam
      If you were invested in any character in the series that wasn't female, those characters are now all homosexuals
      I only really managed to get through the main story content because of Covid, during the lock down they made the drop rates for Orange weapons super high
      The story is that bad
      People say shit about how the gunplay is the best but I can't really remember it because the story is that bad
      The story is bad.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlands revolutionized games, in the sense that instead of good writing now you can just have some guy with a big gun named Badass Chuck of Anal Rape who screams 'THERE'S 50 TONS OF TNT INSIDE MY butthole AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF IT' when he explodes and then twenty YouTubers will make an hour long video about how funny your game is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is quite funny (laughs)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got the joke unfortunately.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss borderlands sidequests & characters
    whatever we had in 3 was not ... borderlands

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was lucky. He got spared from ever being in the sequels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was in TPS and 2. Not sure about 3.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Op here. Came back from a nap and wtf I just asked for funny sidequests you know from games, not shitting on borderlands. I understand your hate, but please, calm down and post cool sidequests you know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      new to Ganker ?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pearls/seraphs are all over the place that despite being some of the rarest items in game have plenty of legendaries (AND QUEST REWARD BLUES) that outclass them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >seraph weapons all have downsides for no reason
      >pearls are just bloated stats with few if any having unique effects

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not every seraph has a downside

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True interfacer is just fricked

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Some of these seraph items are just "what were they thinking" tier in terms of usefulness.
            For example, the Sponge is an absorb shield which can get a maximum absorb chance of 54%. Meanwhile the Sham (a dedicated drop from Bunker) has a MINIMUM absorb chance of 77%. The Sponge has nothing unique about it besides an increased capacity and costs 120 seraph crystals to buy (which you only get around 10 per seraph guardian kill).
            Who the frick thought this was a good seraph item?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >hoplite drops your health to 0
              There’s some bizarre choices in the seraph items.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Currently any Overpowered (greater than level 72) variants of the Hoplite is usually unusable, as the shield's inherent health penalty may reduce the wearer's maximum health to zero if the player does not have an exceptionally large health stat. Though this will not directly kill the wearer, any damage taken in this state will put the character into fight for your life, even damage which is fully absorbed by the shield.
                what the frick lmao I did not know this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s actually an integral part of one of axtons builds, one of his only viable ones for a brief stint, abusing a skill that gives massive bonuses to damage when in ffyl, he’d spend the entire fight going down repeatedly to instakill things

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Try out Wonderlands
    >Realise a few hours in that im just standing there listening to unfunny characters to finish talking so i can actually play the fricking game for 3 minutes, which consists of shooting the same 3 groups of copy pasted enemies

    It took me way too long to figure this out, i cant refund t his dog shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he bought borderlands after tps
      Don’t know what you were expecting tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is tps

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Pre-Sequel, the first majorly disappointing BL game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, never played it, i played 1-3 with friends and everything after that went into the void, i thought the DnD would be kinda hard to frick up but they managed it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tps is actually fairly decent, the scaling is fixed from 2. You can use a good gun almost as far as the original game let you. Characters are all pretty equal with even the most broken tps character not falling into Salvador tier. The problems with pre sequel are:
              Characters constantly talking which would go on to be a staple of the series.
              Too much gear is in the world drop pool so farming has no focus.
              No endgame since the only raid boss can be killed 20 levels under pretty easily.
              Studio shut down so there’s only one dlc that actually adds new stuff.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Strangely enough I think the DLC is the best thing in the entire series. It's like completely different people made it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The last boss is pretty cancerous but it’s one of the better sections of the series. I still prefer dragon keep but that’s more to do with the value it provides to late game play.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One thing I will always chew TPS out for is the fact that farmeable bosses were added AFTER release, how do you frick that up after two games.

                Strangely enough I think the DLC is the best thing in the entire series. It's like completely different people made it.

                I liked the J-pop ending.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pre-Sequel was better than BL3 (enjoyment wise )

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Play it again after playing 3 I guaranfrickingtee you will change your mind.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Presequel was the best to play, with the gravity mechanics, oxygen weakness, and jump boosts
            The characters were just really, really bad.
            >Sir, did I mention that I'm a lesbian?
            >Is that a WOMAN? I bet she's a lesbian too
            >Hey girls, let's lez out later
            >btw, no boys, I'm a lesbian tee hee
            >Lesbians in the house!
            >BL1 character: "Wow, lesbians sure are badass!"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              WTF

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He’s overblowing it but the moon mechanic has like 12 interactions that you hear her talk about liking girls.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PLAYER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
    >ALLEN WRITE SOME DIALOG HERE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It’s when she screams anarchy as if mid-orgasm

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BL3 is the most cringe game I ever played, writing and characters are so bad they made me stop playing and rage.
    It's not even
    >it's bad on purpose
    >it's so bad it's good
    >it's just bad
    >it's not serious
    no, it's on its own level of moronic bad and cringe.
    It's your usual fart-jokes and "LE BADASS", "BUTT STALLION" borderlands game except writters try to force you to like characters like the land-whale or the 13 yo goblina writter self-insert constantly, and in the middle they kill characters and want you to care treat it super seriously. And it's woke on top of that, but at this point who cares, it's just the tiny dog turd on top of the diarrhea mountain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >like the land-whale
      to be honest she quite literally is the only likeable character in the frachise after scooter died and after they butchered Tannis in 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Katagawa Jr was pretty decent. I don’t mind Hammerlock even if he is European.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always enjoyed the KOTOR 1 side quest in which you get trapped in an artifact and have to correctly answer riddles to escape.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >“If thou be Christ, save thyself and us!”
      yeah this was kino

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play 3 since it's apparently the best as a looter shooter and the brown musclegirl but what little I've played of Borderlands 1 I remember being one of the most miserable, boring experiences I've had with a video game.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, I just think Borderlands 2 it's fun, Zer0 especially, any game that lets me go invisible it's a play for me

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should whites and greens be absolutely useless? I wish they weren't and we either had some kind of "trade-up" system so collecting lower rarity gear could be turned into higher rarities, or some kind of socket system similar to diablo 2 where lower rarity items have more slots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whites should be, since they pretty much exist only to demo what the company gimmick is on x item type.
      Greens should be decent basically as blues are now.
      Blues should be like purples and the ideal vanilla version of the weapon
      Purple should be what red text blues are and etech.
      Orange should be the top of the gear tree, pearlescents and seraph shouldn’t exist.
      A slotting system would be okay I think, essentially being in the same part slot as accesories are currently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds pretty solid, especially since rarities above legendary haven't been a thing for 2 games now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn’t know, annointments killed any interest I had in newer entries. Made every character play exactly the same.
          >hold damage on ase
          >pop as
          >switch to a real weapon
          >one hit everything
          Absolute garbage, I didn’t use ahab glitch Salvador, why the frick would you make everything play like him?
          The only improvement I noticed in 3 was coms being more gamechanging

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The only improvement I noticed in 3 was coms being more gamechanging
            Funny you say that because in 3 since legendary coms have major gamechanging abilities it made all lower rarity coms completely worthless, unlike in 2 where there were still plenty of viable blue and purple coms for everyone because they had unique stats not present on legendary coms (like +6 in a skill).
            But the huge focus on damage boosting anoints really hurt the system in 3. Wonderlands alleviated this by reducing how much bonus damage you could get on a single anoint, and there are more creative anoints in general. Especially with class-specific anoints (anoint pool is still diluted like crazy and the increasing cost for rerolling anoints is super annoying).
            Like always the borderlands series is filled with "one step forward, two steps back, three steps to the side" design choices.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That’s fair, the dragons keep coms are used at top tiers and they are blue or purple depending on the character.
              Maybe 3s style coms should be set bonus things, so you get a really powerful effect but need a specific set of gear.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >redditlands

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Memelands has never made me laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be honest. I laughed at some of the stuff in the zombie dlc for 1.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you describe Borderlands' humor?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literal run off humor that never ends
      >Borderlands character dialog that's less than 10 minutes long challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literal run off humor
        Explain

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it gets its humor out of having excessive dialog, characters never shut the frick up because supposedly that's funny
          there's a screencap of a post that perfectly explains how dialog is written in borderlands and I don't have it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Remember the Family Guy knee gag? It just keeps going and going? That's the joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BL3
        >you have to wait around for them to stop talking

        at least in BL2 you could start moving as they were still talking

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best sidequest
    I always think back on the one in one of the Yakuza games, don't remember which one, where you have to protect a guy that wants to wear a letterman jacket but keeps getting bullied over it.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes, and they randomize which option is pressed by which button so you can't cheese it

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the DLC in Wonderlands a complete rip off?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know but thank god I didnt fall for the season pass meme
      Is the new class any good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the history of video games has there ever been a worthwhile season pass?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not really, no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty cool, focuses on status effects.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yakuza 0 substories all of them, even Pocket Circuit ones

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Played the first one again after who knows how many years and though it was fun playing as mordecai. Snipers are actually good in the first one. The performance on the remastered one is awful though.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BADASS

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does borderlands STILL makes people seethe so hard? Its fun with friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Randy is an asshat. 2 was written by Anthony Burch. 3 had writing that was bad by this series standards, which is almost impressive. The humor is unnecessary but ever present. Finally the game requires actually knowing how to play to get anything done without getting stopped by “bullet sponge” enemies, and Ganker is bad at video games and has no friends

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh writing
        Thats a fricking cope, none of you morons know what good writing is. The humor is a product of its era, really

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Piss off Anthony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >character gets another character killed
          >blames it on another character
          >everyone agrees that it was second characters fault
          Go frick yourself thats way worse than the 4 dozen obvious traps the protagonists of 2 walk into.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can you properly elaborate? Since youre complaining about writing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The writing of 3 is awful. Things happen in unnatural and nonsensical ways.
              Take the Maya death. Mayas entire skill set revolves around her ability to hold man sized objects with telepathic power. Yet she physically grabs the character we know for a fact steals psychic powers.
              The player character despite being in the room and a tiebreaker for the hostage situation does nothing.
              Immediately following we get a bunch of random npcs having an awkward funeral followed by Ava blaming Lilith for her own frick up, the assembled npcs agree with Ava that it is somehow Lilith fault even when Lilith tells Maya before the mission that she should be the one going not Maya.
              It’s entirely shit and bad emotional manipulation to try and force Randy’s shit e-girl fetish.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The player character despite being in the room
                The player is in the vault while that is happening

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cutscene trigger is after you exit the vault

                Frick 3 I didnt even play it. Thought you were talking about 2. Thats where OPs screenshot comes from but you homosexuals loooove to derail threads with stupid shit

                2s writing problems just stem from trying to add emotional weight and morality to a story about mass murdering treasure hunters hunting treasure, the dlcs don’t have this problem as they fully recognize the player characters are walking genocides who just want shiny objects.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Cutscene trigger is after you exit the vault
                Yes, but the cutscene itself is happening while you're in there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That would make sense, but from how previous cutscenes have played out the player character is absent from the scene and only watching from the sidelines. All previous cutscenes also happen chronologically right when they're triggered, meaning the player saw Maya getting dusted.
                Now, if they wanted to properly portray this as happening while inside the vault, then they could have added a few extra lines from Tannis talking to the player inside. Perhaps after picking up the artifact Tannis could have said: "Uhh, something bad just happened, vault hunter. You better come back quick."
                Or better yet, have the player character be visibly seen stepping out of the vault after Maya dies, but that solution would have taken effort on gearbox's part.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All the cutscenes happen while you're either not there (in the vault while Maya dies) or indisposed (when the twins attack Lilith at the beginning) because Gearbox were too lazy to include the vault hunters in them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No thats exactly why the writing is good or at least decent and why Jack is an actual good villain once you learn what happened to him. Everyone is just playing for their team.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anthony stop posting. No one wants a moral gay story in a looter shooter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Borderlands 2 proved you can have both and be a great game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IIIIIT COULD BE WORSE
                AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT ANTHONY BURCH
                IIIIIT COULD BE WOR-OR-OR-ORSE
                AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT ANTHONY BURCH

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In spite of the story

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick 3 I didnt even play it. Thought you were talking about 2. Thats where OPs screenshot comes from but you homosexuals loooove to derail threads with stupid shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lilith getting shit on is okay though
                She got roland killed and was the main cause of handsome jack in the first place

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not in literally the only instance of her not being a c**t who did everything wrong.

                >the game plays itself until mayhem 6 which starts to need good gear
                He's playing moze, anon. He can just crank it up to mayhem 10/11 and hop into iron bear to easily farm m10 gear.

                Forgot they bugged that thing, I played at launch when Moze didn’t have an action skill.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start playing 3
    >pick moze
    >level the bottomless mags tree to focus on vladof assault rifles
    >all the vladof rifles I've used so far have been dogshit
    I'm having fun and the tree seems decent but I wanted to go full vladof

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No Moze wants explosive damage you will literally kill everything in one hit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but torgue guns feel like shit to use in 3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every manufacturer has something that deals explosive damage.
          But for Torgue you want to use the sticky mode, get yourself a balony pony and sweep.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Every manufacturer has something that deals explosive damage.
            Oh based. So I can still go vladof?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sort of, vladof pistols tend to have mini rockets as a secondary fire but they suck.
              You’re going to want a vladof ar with a Torgue barrel. Maliwan hilariously enough has the best explosives since they explode as an elemental.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                okay ty anon
                maliwan guns have been fun so far. I was also lucky enough to get the infinity pistol as a random drop at level 3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maliwan is really good but don’t force an allegiance, the game plays itself until mayhem 6 which starts to need good gear (luckily the best gear becomes available at this point).

                >all the shit weapons and skills that obviously werent tested past normal mode
                BL2 legitimately has some of the worst, most aggressive scaling I've ever seen in my life.

                A lot of 2s problems feel like they coded each and every interaction between numbers seperate from any other instance so numbers are randomly multiplicative/additive/exponential or have hidden factors like scaled by character level or world level, whether or not it cares about percentage or flat numbers and hidden numbers like rank X. It also doesn’t help that max health is actively detrimental to staying alive since only being over 50% health matters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the game plays itself until mayhem 6 which starts to need good gear
                He's playing moze, anon. He can just crank it up to mayhem 10/11 and hop into iron bear to easily farm m10 gear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you want a really good vladof explosive ar then farm yourself a Boom Sickle. The actual weapon is just called the sickle but you want to look for the boom variant which comes with explosive rounds, it's a very solid explosive ar and works great with moze.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They had sex after Link defeated Majora.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Hildibrand questline is the only bit of actually great FFXIV writing I've seen so far.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best DLCs:
    Zombie Island of Dr. Ned
    Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
    Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
    Headhunter Missions
    Claptastic Voyage
    Guns, Love, and Tentacles
    I still think that a lot of the jokes there are cringe as frick, but these DLCs made something different or felt unique and fun compared to the rest of the games and DLCs

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is 3 or Tint Tina's worth playing if I'd be playing the games solo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Personally, I find playing through the story solo in borderlands games to be more enjoyable than with friends, but that mainly has to do with me getting distracted with stuff that I want to do vs what my friends want to do.
      Also you can't farm dedicated drops with friends so there's also that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can’t farm dedicated drops with friends
        Since when?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean you CAN, but it requires constantly rejoining whoever you've assigned as host for farming because the moment you back out to the main menu you leave the group. It just feels like a big hassle waiting for people to reconnect when you could just farm the boss yourself.
          It would be nice if the group "host" had the option to save-quit everyone at the same time and keep the group when reloading the game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gearbox is one of the least competent companies out there.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make the commando so shit in BL2

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >speak to lilith

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        such dogshit.

        lilith literally calls you but you still gotta go back to the shift show that is sanctuary 3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The worst is in the opening part, you hand lilith something, she talks for a while and then you get the talk to lilith objective.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Magician Faust

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That sidequest in Arcanum where ~~*gnomes*~~ run a literal rape factory to breed half ogre servants.

    Shit was incredibly fricked up.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the Whodunit quest in Oblivion. Literally the only thing I made sure to do every time I played it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >me, the nord and the redguard left
      >speak to the redguard and he says he trusts me so the killer must be the nord
      >he runs up and kills the nord
      >then immediately turns to me and says "I know its not me the killer must be you"
      Bethesda always find a way to frick something up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao
        bethesda is sort of shit but oblivion holds a special place in my heart with morrowind

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys like the random loot or dedicated drops?

    I prefer the former because it makes finding legendaries more rewarding and you're more likely to use the other rarities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      random from mobs and stuff and a dedicated loot pool for bosses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Random but with bosses having a 1/10 chance for a small assortment

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try OP levels as axton
    >the usual fish for headshots strats stop working fast
    >try the sandhawk strat
    >works for a few more levels
    >get to the OP level with the 4 homosexuals at the end
    >just cant beat it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get you an ogre. Gibbed it if you have to, since it’s a cancerous farm

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlands blows dick.
    Multiple amazing sidequests in Divinity: OS 2.
    Pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How's the coop? My friend wants to do a 4 player run

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty great to be honest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Noice. Thanks buddy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4 player co-op is a mess but its a fun kind of mess

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds great. Thank you too anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's broken sometimes, but in a fun way.

        >Playing as a dickass thief with my friends
        >Friend that doesn't play many video games is playing an honorable, no-nonsense paladin type character
        >Stealing shit from NPCs as he's talking with and trading with them, then running away
        >He doesn't understand why everybody keeps accusing him of theft and thinks it's because his character is a Lizard
        >I egg him on to the point that he starts feeling persecuted
        >Let myself get caught in a busy area and everybody turns hostile, he's forced to join me in butchering like 20% of a town's population in "self defense"
        >Ends up being really jaded and dismissive towards non-Lizard NPCs for the rest of the game
        It was some of the most fun I've ever had in co-op.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sick. That's the kind of shenanigans we're looking for

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd the Dragon Lord's alignment shift to evil if Tina only made him kill bad guys?

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