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best UFO games?
Is that a dude with tiny legs having a boner to the left??
no that is a penis shaped UFO
unidentified fucking object
You know, it's pretty weird that we don't have a triple-AAA horror game based off of alien encounters, abductions and high strangeness events yet. That entire phenomenon is ripe for that kind of shit yet not a single notable developer has taken advantage of it.
>it's pretty weird that we don't have a triple-AAA horror game based off of alien encounters, abductions and high strangeness events yet
At the time, it was something of a technical marvel.
>not knowing prey was highly praised for achieving no loading, you can see through the other side portals a year before Portal 1.
What this anon said
this game was wild for the time.
I'm walking in the shadow of my tempted soul...
All I can find are shitty indie game walking simulators. We need a proper UFO encounter game
Aliens are really underutilized. Especially abducting ones.
They are here but it's still WIP:
Isn't this "game" just spyware?
I remember downloading the demo for it and it wouldn't fucking close, ate a fuckton of my memory while it was running too.
If they're so smart why are they making it so fucking obvious they exist?
>inb4 hurr they don't care
Then why don't they reveal themselves?
>inb4 hurr the government knows
I don't mean the government. I mean the world. What reason do they have to hide?
I mean if WE sent out people to explore other inhabited planets do you think we'd just walk in the front door or observe from afar
But we're clearly inferior. They have no reason to be afraid if they're so intelligent.
>go back in time to when dinos walked the earth
>dude why would we hide or anything they're clearly inferior AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK IT BIT ME
>They have no reason to be afraid if they're so intelligent.
They wouldn't be afraid, they just want to observe and learn about us without interfering.
Kind of how we do with wild ape troops.
They were about to reveal themselves to mankind, but then they found our internet.
They're afraid of XCOM.
What if UFOs are just ayylmao drones or satelites ala the Voyager? The ayys are sending them out on an ai guided mission (say to survey various faraway planets) and they couldn't contact us if they wanted to because the drones don't have the capability or the distances between them and their drones are so great?
What if the ultimate goal of these experiments is to make contact, but even for an extremely advanced species it poses an almost impossible technical challenge?
These ones we see are obsolete and the worst thing is, they were sent so long ago the original senders were lost or moved on, so these drones send back signals to a species that's no longer there to hear them.
>This was once revealed to me in a dream
Also who knows if the ayylien civilisation who sent these things out even exists anymore? could've been wiped out thousands of years ago and their tech is still flying through space, doing whatever it was programmed to do?
They've called in so many fucking airstrikes but the Air Support just never ever comes! Poor little lost drones
Hell, why would ayyys personally visit Earth? Think about it.
>Far as fuck
>Probably couldn't live in these atmospheric conditions/gravity
>They would just send drones like you said
>Considering they are capable of interstellar travel, these drones could probably even be invisible/intangible and would not even need to be directly in our planet, they could just 3D scan our whole world and virtually recreate it so that they can "visit" Earth in VR or something
have you revealed yourself to an ant hill and tried to establish communications yet?
>having an ant invasion on your ship
space travel is fucked.
Most likely explanation is aliens simply do not exist. Either nowhere in our observable corner of the galaxy or at all. Remember that everything we "observe" is far back in the past due to how long it takes for light to reach us from those distances.
But assuming they do exist and are capable of interstellar travel it'd be a fallacy to assume they are all singularly united in purpose. There could for example be a general prohibition on large scale diplomatic contact. But there's still dozens of independent groups ranging from curious scientists to joyriders who breach that to go look at the funny pink bipeds.
Because they are us. 99% of the ships you see are human made/pioleted. The grey aliens are ai drones made from cow flesh and the whole dependency on oil is fueling these richfucks to fly around and conduct psychology warfare all under the guise of lmaos. Real aliens don't care about us/they're more like parents. Subtle interference but they can't hold our hands; humans have to make it on our own but we can't. There's a reason the planet keeps getting wiped out by 'natural' disasters.
Calm down human.
>Then why don't they reveal themselves?
you literally answered your own question, "they don't care"
do you reveal yourself to birds and squirrels every time your car goes through a forest?
The last time I revealed myself I got arrested and had to register as a sex offender. Fucking bullshit.
What's his endgame?
>using meme arrows outside of earth
>alien females could be watching you jerk off as we speak
Oh no this is truly horrifying.
UFO are just a government psyop meant to scare its citizens and intimidate other countries after showcasing their advance tech.
what actually happened in roswell?
it's really lame:
In the late 1940s and early 50s, before there were any spy planes or spy satellites, the US was trying to spy on the russian nuclear program. They decided to do it using high altitude balloons: they'd release them in the pacific loaded up with acoustic sensors, radiation detectors and cameras and stuff, they'd drift across the soviet union and they'd pick them up again in Europe, hopefully.
The US was also testing them in new Mexico and one of them crashed in a town called Roswell. The early MOGUL units were huge chains of balloons and instruments 600 ft long, the later ones were massive polyethylene balloons. None of them looked anything like weather balloons. The program was top secret and if the soviets knew about it they would intercept the balloons, so the US ran up the bullshit about flying saucers as cover.
Once spy planes and satellites came about they stopped the program, but if you see future/current UFO bullshit coming out of the military expect it's cover for more secret programs like stealth drones or something.
didn't the gov basically ruin some guys life because they convinced him the lights he was seeing in the desert were totally aliens and not experimental planes?
Ayup. Whenever the Air Force is testing new secret planes, the UFO stories come out again.
post your fav real life aliens
>abducted by margaret thatcher
>Forces you to put nails in the wooden boards that close another coal mine off forever
i fuckin' 'ATE ailyurns. BASTAAAAARDS!!!! Keep yer fingers out me arse, ya probin' poofters! I'm no nonce!
Why do people always depict ayys with antennae coming out of their heads? Where did it start?
>where did it start
with someone with no imagination
that particular one isnt very old. its reasonable to assume he saw a movie with antennaed aliens at some point.
in general, who knows? its always a safe guess to go with owls though.
You know the phrase "rubber forehead alien"? Well, what do you suppose costume departments did before they could blend prosthetics in to skin?
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _____!
Flatwoods is a very mainstream answer but I do love its design. Would hold hands with.
I love Flatalie
>late 19th century
>UFOs look like experimental airships
>mid 20th century
>UFOs look like experimental jet aircraft
very clever ayys. very clever.
Man, i wish that modern alien designs were more creative. All we get is reptilians and greys, while many people who saw aliens in real life reported such crazy beings
>ayys do sick drum beats as they probe your ass
The Prince of All Cosmos???
It's more scary when everyone reports the same thing. If everyone reports their own goofy alien version then you know it's bullshit. I remember I was scared of greys to death thanks to x files and other media.
the issue with this is that it's easily explained by mass hysteria
That is some BS coping explanation tho
>someone sees weird thing
>gets on the news
>other people lie about seeing weird thing so they can be on the news
>news story gets really big
>everyone starts seeing weird thing despite it no one ever seeing it more than a few weeks before
>50 people die and it gets blamed on the weird thing
it's not that crazy, anon
When you put this into a global perspective, this many cases around the world throughout human history, it's even more absurd to just call them hoax, some cases even Left evidence, radiation burn, dent mark caused by landing gear, etc. There was definitely some happened. Alien is just one of the most plausible explanations.
NANAAAAAAA NANANANANA NA NA NANA NA NANA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Can I get a qrd on these guys?
>dude is periodically abducted by aliens
>gets his ass probed
>on one of the visits he notices their ship is riddled with masks, some are of what he thought was their true face
>he asks if they'll ever let him see what they really look like
If it's even remotely similar to human (a head, 2 eyes, with 4 limbs), then it's fake.
h... how do you know?
>convergent evolution doesn't real
Very realistic and sciencepilled, thank you
why would superior lifeforms converge to fragile hairless apethings instead of what we know all life becomes, crabs
Fool you are to think fragile hairless ape-things is the end of humanity's journey into evolution! The "ape" is only three-fourths of the "APEX."
>aliens have the technology to travel at near speed of light to explore galaxy
>they cant have the technology to put on human/near-human disguises
you sound like a fag that gets wrecked by chest mimics you unimaginative fuck. people like you wouldve died out in natural selection a hundred or two yeara ago.
Its a forced hallucination as far as I can tell. They can make you see them as normal people, or as Jesus, or a clown, basically anything they want to. For me it was a giant tower of blankets.
>tfw born too early to be unconsensually snuggled by ayy waif
it's not FUCKING FAIR
Yiff in hell.
I heard on the Kino Casino that Ganker were going wild with a time traveler from 2009. Did anything happen with that?
So that image there is a mockup of what people saw. And they did see something matching that general description. Specifically, they saw night-time test flights of the B2 stealth bomber, which was still classified at the time.
you know nothing about the phoenix lights if you think this, people who saw it said it was only a few thousand feet off the ground and gigantic - miles across. the governor of arizona at the time who is a former air force officer and actually saw the thing has talked about it now years later and said the same - massive craft flying low
it also makes absolutely no sense for a classified stealth project to fly over one of the largest populations in the country at low altitude, it also made no sound despite said low altitude. can't just be a jet
>people who saw it said it was only a few thousand feet off the ground and gigantic - miles across. the governor of arizona at the time who is a former air force officer and actually saw the thing has talked about it now years later and said the same - massive craft flying low
People trying to judge distance at night.
>it also makes absolutely no sense for a classified stealth project to fly over one of the largest populations in the country at low altitude
Yeah, but pilots live to fuck with people
>A Maryland Air National Guard pilot, Lt. Col. Ed Jones, responding to a March 2007 media query, confirmed that he had flown one of the aircraft in the formation that dropped flares on the night in question. The squadron to which he belonged was in fact at Davis-Monthan AFB, Arizona, on a training exercise at the time and flew training sorties to the Goldwater Range on the night in question, according to the Maryland Air National Guard. A history of the Maryland Air National Guard published in 2000 asserted that the squadron, the 104th Fighter Squadron, was responsible for the incident. The first reports that members of the Maryland Air National Guard were responsible for the incident were published in The Arizona Republic in July 1997.
>Military flares such as these can be seen from hundreds of miles given ideal environmental conditions. Later comparisons with known military flare drops were reported on local television stations, showing similarities between the known military flare drops and the Phoenix Lights. An analysis of the luminosity of LUU-2B/B illumination flares, the type which would have been in use by A-10 aircraft at the time, determined that the luminosity of such flares at a range of approximately 50–70 miles would fall well within the range of the lights viewed from Phoenix.
no it wasn't a B-2, and it also wasn't what retards claim it was. we've had the explanation within months of the sighting. Ganker fags just don't want to let it go.
those flares were dropped hours after the craft was originally seen - there's a decent amount of footage of the flares because people were out with cameras after the initial sighting. it's clearly not a craft, you can see that they move and the points of light are not consistent, because they're flares. it's completely seperate from the original incident that night. read more about this
according to whom? are we supposed to believe you or the testimony of the pilots and the investigators? just shut the fuck up retard
it's in the wikipedia article you cited dumbass.
"Imagery of the Phoenix Lights falls into two categories: images of the triangular formation seen prior to 22:00 MST in Prescott and Dewey, and images of the 22:00 MST Phoenix event. Almost all known images are of the second event."
here's an interview with the former air force officer who was the governor at the time talking about seeing it and trying to get information from the feds:
actually research this instead of just skimming a wikipedia article for the "debunking"
>Deboonker gets deboonked after trying to shut it down
I'm starting to believe bros, more links and videos please.
Glowies stay out of my computer
You sure that they weren't just exaggerating their claims? People are super unreliable.
it wasn't a couple guys drinking natty ice in the trailer park then talking about being probed the next day. hundreds of witnesses calling 911, the air national guard, state police etc from different parts of the city at the same time, people who had no connections to each other
the governor at the time called the air force base and they wouldn't tell him shit. he had his state government initiate an investigation for public safety - obviously having random unknown shit flying over a major city is a real issue. they couldn't get a fucking thing from the air force, pentagon, any of the government agencies they asked. it's just a little too weird
>who is a former air force officer
That's all you need to know to tell that he's lying
Not really a UFO game but Prey (2006), it featured the GOAT Art Bell in periodic broadcasts throughout the game
What's the deal with that weapon's idle animation, why does it cut like a bad loop.
What the game lacks in quality weapon animations it makes up for in kino story and soulful gameplay
if I met a cute Ayy girl would she appreciate being called an Ayy or is that only during sex like black chicks?
Black chicks that are into raceplay during sex are S-tier
Ayy's are fake and gay.
spoken like a true Ayy
It's better that you don't know, but soon the floods will come again.
>pentagon literally confirms that ufos are real and can be potential threat
>people still don't believe it
literally confirms that ufos are real
saucer me up
Did you miss the whole tic tac videos leak incedent? They had to make an official statement after that.
How do you spell Top Secret Wunderwaffe in Chinkspeak?
yes, Unidentified Flying Objects are real. that was never in doubt. the problem is that your dumbass thinks the pentagon's definition of a UFO is an alien ship.
for months navy ships were harassed and spied on by an unknown type of drone at sea. those were UFOs.
>HQ of the military CONFIRMS that those lights in the sky are totally anything except the military
tic tac was almost 20 years ago
you really think that's just military tech?
Yes. Blackbird was a secret for 30 years before anyone knew about it, now it is "decommissioned" despite still officially being the fastest spy plane in history? Lol no, they had a replacement for it 30 years ago that is still classified. That was "tic-tac".
The technology we get to see is the rotting crumbs dropped off of what they're playing with.
lmao @ comparing an aircraft with no wings, engine, propellers or rotors capable of maneuvers and speed that should be impossible to a jet
They said the same thing about jet planes in 1910.
Come on, man
>We are definitely NOT spending trillions of tax dollars to build useless toys to play around with in the desert
>It's totally aliens, guys.
ah sweet a schizo thread
Hello, secret government agent.
UFO episodes are my favourite JRE's. The stuff Bob Lazar says is crazy. There was also the episode with the lumber man who was abducted.
Lex Fridman has some good episodes too
Any particular ones for me?
you should just watch the documentary "The Phenomenon"
Jolly Roman Empires?
lazar and that guy (trevor something? i think his story is what communion is based on) are both full of shit though
Yeah they do sound full of shit. There was the other guy with the ranch who's a millionaire. That sounded more dodgy.
Bob Lazar is basically an experiment on false memories. The guy suHispaniciously gets headaches when remembering about UFOs.
I thought the phoenix lights were just a flock of geese that had lights reflect of their bellies while they flew?
I love X-com but I'm so fucking bad at it
I do appreciate that the X-Com aliens are willing to negotiate and aren't just Doom demons
Only schizos with nothing better to do in their lives believe in aliens. This whole thread unironically needs to take their meds.
That includes you though
Not even government denies the existence of UAPs anymore, schizo. It isn't necessary ayy lmaos, but who cares. More importantly those things are real.
i could say the same about religion
Your words are as empty as your soul
did i hit a nerve there christcuck?
your imaginary friend ins't real
Mankind ill needs a savior such as you
It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. It was man who decided to pay me tribute.
Me and my father saw a UFO fly over our city in 2005.
I don't care if anyone believes me or not. That shit was real.
That's rad, what did it look like?
usually if it's at night it's just a light or several lights, can't see shit in a dark sky
>lights in the sky at night
those are called stars
It was right around or after sunset on a completely overcast day. It was a huge black shadow, oblong-shaped, moving rapidly through the clouds. Couldn't have been a plane or helicopter because there were no lights, and it was moving much too fast; plus, there was no sound like an airplane flying overhead would make.
I did saw fucked up lights over my city like 5 years ago. It was during a storm so you could explain that as lighting.
>I did saw
Well I guess what's more fucked up is my english.
Good morning sir
>i did saw
The south, retardation, and UFO sightings
I was just sawing wood right at that moment.
>no practical evidence
The real QRD on Elizondo
Bonus video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmLE0X5FRFc
>dad has been watching reality tv about alaska and talks like everyone lives in the woods
>now ancient aliens, alaska edition
>tried to convince me of a 600ft tall black pyramid buried in alaska that aliens use to refuel their ships
I am starting to hate that state...
Ancient Aliens are kino
Ancient Aliens is the mcdonalds of ufo content, nobody should subject themselves to it.
It's made and marketed towards john normie boomers
Ancient Aliens make me laugh, in contrary to McDonalds. It's just so goofy.
Ancient Aliens - Aliens and the Third Reich was a fun watch. The rest of that show is pretty tripe.
how do you mistake alaska for antarctic
Ask him, i dont watch that shit. All they do is take religion and replace god with ALIENS!?
Beware of looking too closely and discovering knowledge that people in your life will consider ridiculous.
Truth is loneliness
I love this game and I wish we had more FPS games riding off of 90s/early 2000s UFO weirdness. Too bad the original XCOM remake got turned from a Bioshock-inspired squad shooter to an identity-crisis tactical TPS. I wouldn't have minded a more linear XCOM title if we also had Firaxis' Enemy Unknown to enjoy at roughly the same time.
It's scarier to think we're alone in the universe.
it's scarier to think there's a more advanced species that wants our resources or organic matter
a whole universe to peacefully colonize is not scary.
Stop being pussies.
No, not really. Stop being a 3deep5me brainlet.
>he thinks thats scary
humanity is getting milked soon
>POV: modern woman who just found out she's pregnant
even if you aren't a woman , why would you want to raise a kid ? so you have no money? no freedom?
I dont give a shit about the universe I only care about my family.
Go to twitter right now imagine if alien was just 6 billion more people with shitty opinions except they were green with antennas. No fuck that it dont matter.
How do you even make a game around ufo's?
Like, the concept is cool but what would the gameplay be like?
Signal Simulator is quite relaxing.
>where muh ayys???
we came early, theres no ayys advanced enough to space travel yet let alone reach us in our local void
the precursors are us
lets say you are right
why would we go and show ourselves to some aliens in the future when we can see how they evolve/make technolgy different and learn new things?
Other civilizations would be nice, but my true dream is that planets with life are relatively abundant. Let's hope that that James Webb reveals something on this soon.
>James Webb reveals something
I've heard good things about Signal Simulator, but Voices of the Void, a game inspired by it, seems more enjoyable to me.
how do I get into the military and work with top secret bleeding edge tech that literally only a handful of people in the world even know about for decades?
that sounds cool as fuck
Be very smart and/or have connections.
>kurt russell just happened to be flying a plane in the vicinity while this was going on
Yea bros neill de grass tyson and bill nye told me it was mass hysteria nothing to see here
XCOM 2 WOTC
The X-Files FMV adventure game
>get abducted by the starmen from earthbound
didnt this get abandoned
they ruined it a bit with the banner
but the demo is still peak ayy atmosphere
>the universe is arguably 13 billion years old
>not even 0.1% of the time passed until the last star dies out
>we might be the first intelligent race
or there was another race active for some 200.000 years in another galaxy 50 millions years ago
the universe is just too big and the timescales too long for two races to ever meet
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