Bethesda """"RPG""""
>Noooo you can't just genocide everyone!
>HERE MORE ESSENTIAL NPCs
>YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY OUR GAME INTENDED WAY OR ELSE GAME SOFTLOCKS
Bethesda """"RPG"""". >Noooo you can't just genocide everyone!
Bethesda """"RPG""""
>Noooo you can't just genocide everyone!
>HERE MORE ESSENTIAL NPCs
>YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY OUR GAME INTENDED WAY OR ELSE GAME SOFTLOCKS
stopped reading at "Bethesda"
>he started reading
>">he started reading"
Stopped reading there.
Because that was the end of your post.
Thanks King
What happened to Bethesda? Why did they replace all their employees with Dot Indians?
For me, its Timecat.
What the fuck is that. Is that the same guy with the cheeseburger picture that would do his weird photoshops
>What the fuck is that
It's kino
The only good employees they ever had were Michael Kirkbride and a couple of the artists/modelers. Everyone else sucks, and has ALWAYS sucked. Ever since Arena and Daggerfall.
IDK man, Michael Kirkbride just wrote some gigaslop Diversity Avengers game for Electronic Arts.
He was good when he was on acid. It might have 100% been the acid but morrowind was peak Kirkbride...on acid.
What in the ever loving fuck is that fever dream?
It's someone having fun with computers. I'm sorry you're too jaded to understand.
I shit my pants
Sir, please use the designated street.
>I strongly disagree
Kino of the highest order
>>I STRONGLY DISAGREE
Every time fucking kek
>I strongly disagree
Holy fucking kino
sovl
This is unironically kino and only contrarians disagree
>I strongly disagree
wait, did the bunny make it on the ship?
It didn't have to, its merely a spirit that came to the heroes aid in a time of need
The spirit of friendship native to that planet
>I strongly disagree
does anyone have the webm of the game credits with all the pajeet names
>I strongly disagree
Okay, I like it.
I STRONGLY DISAGREE
Holy shit. It's a better version of the Final Fantasy Tactics Advance story.
post more
oh shit what did butter choose?
That's peanut dumbass.
What happened to this guy's channel?
Did he delete it?
I knew I should have downloaded everything
Zoomers really look at this reddit crap and go
>OH MY HECKING HECKERINOS HOW HECKING WHOLESOME THE WHOLESOME 3RD WORLDERINOS ARE
Butter is literally me
That was beautiful
unironically better than anything pedowood produced in the last 10+ years
Actual programmers
>65-100+k/yr
Indian paper degree programmers
>15-30k/yr
Good western programmers are 150k+/year. For less than $100k you're getting a code monkey who can't think for himself.
You are a teenager with no money sense.
I literally work in software development, and I have to deal with code monkeys on a daily basis who have to be told, in detail, exactly what the software needs to do. If you don't give them exact specifications they will just take a shit on a plate and call it a sandwich.
>I laterally work in software development
how many times do you just google the solution a day
I'm not a programmer, I said that I work in software development. I'm the guy who has to give them the specs and wrangle them until they produce a functioning, useable product. We've got one guy who makes a good $130k/year, and we have to get more "senior" developers (who are like 15 years younger than him) to clean up his messes constantly because he never thinks out the design of what he's making.
Not a CS fag, so my question is; if codemonkeys are so retarded, why don't you code yourself?
>If you don't give them exact specifications they will just take a shit on a plate and call it a sandwich
i assume you mean the details for the step by step implementation, because the way you said it sounds more like you're not specifying what the application actually needs to do
I mean you need to tell them exactly how it has to work, exactly the workflows for its use and probably provide a mock-up of the interface if you want something that isn't going to have to be redone later. Even then, you get a lot of stupid shit that happens on the backend that you won't even be able to see until it bites you in the ass.
wait, you actually have to tell your programmers how the finished product needs to do? and they didn't use their mind's eye to guess what you wanted it to look like? fucking code monkeys man
meant
>what the finished product needs to do?
alas i am too tired
That's the entire job of a programmer you fucking dickhead. If a client or project manager needs to tell you step by step which functions to use to achieve their vision, your existence is meaningless. You are the technician.
Nah, these days you have people with a masters in C.S. who want to do the work of a code monkey fresh from a bootcamp. That's why analysts like me exist to kick them in the ass. Pretty comfy, NGL.
That annoys me. They shouldn't need micro management. They shouldn't be a piece of machinery that needs constant direction. And don't mock the degree either, I promise its better than helpdesk baboons.
I agree, but that's not the reality we live in. Western society is unironically collapsing. If they did their jobs properly, my life would be less comfortable, so it's all good until everything finishes falling apart and we all end up getting screwed.
Yeah see you say micromanaging but what you really mean is your
can't communicate the development pastiche bouncing around in your rotted coconut to the world and then you sperg out because you can't communicate or manage anything more complicated than a bowl of jello
>What do you mean the Delete button needs to delete this entry? Why would the user need to do that?
Literally a conversation that I had today, btw. The delete button didn't do anything, they just put it there. The specs didn't say that it needed to actually delete anything!
>But you didn't tell me that, so it's your fault.
Fuck you.
>You didn't say you wanted documentation
should've been fired on the spot imo
I'm not a manager, dude.
And that's some epic projection going on there.
Let me tell you something that is true, that anyone in the industry would agree with. Programming as a field is filled with lazy, passive aggressive people that have no social skills that constantly fail to carry out tasks and try to use "you didn't ask!" as a shield.
no, I don't agree with that. I'm in a highly regulated field and every time I want to fix a bug, a typo, or some bullshit outside of my scope I need to talk to like 3 dumb analysts, a client, and have 4 1 hour meetings about whether or not we have time to do it when I could have just fixed it in an hour instead of wasting 20 actual manhours for useless analysts to justify their existence.
So yeah, I just implement features exactly as asked because otherwise I'll have to talk to idiots all day long (unless it's something blatantly wrong, like the ticket has a typo in it)
either way, 80% of programmers aren't worth their weight but 100% of everyone else on the team produces nothing 80% of the time.
>food analogy
Food analogies are very general in that everyone can relate to it, so they are by definition good analogies. A bad analogy is something no-one can relate to.
would you say that a good analogy is like a burger with fries, whereas a bad analogy is like frog legs
How does that relate to his post? His post didn't compare random foods to each other, merely to the complexity of a certain food.
NTA but you're explanation here is wonk. There's a big difference between providing a "mockup" of an interface and outright step by step explaining the functions to call
Maybe this inability to explain yourself is why your subordinates have issues ::thinking::
You are making something that has a list of entries in the interface. You are told that each entry needs a Delete button. Do you make a Delete button that does something, or do you make a Delete button that doesn't do anything? When you get called out for making a Delete button that doesn't do anything, do you blame the specs?
>NAT
GO BACK TO SHIEDDIT YOU FUCKIN' FAG.
Not a faGanker but I love seeing Indian code that even I can tell is like 3rd grade level
Don't even understand anything but it's always just
If x then y if not x then z also then(false) and or then (x).true
Just to make a single variable
The reason for this is because you offer no constraints or the project isn't clear. You don't need to spell out the exact solution because obviously then you've done most of the work, but if you don't want to have 5 meetings about the fucking thing then learn to fucking speak you absolute dickhead. You're the reason we have useless eater jobs because we need sociology professors in HR to translate your monkey grumbles into discernable goals. Fuck you.
>we need sociology professors in HR to translate your monkey grumbles into discernable goals.
this, the abbreviation filled autistic garbage language in offices should be banned
>Programmer gets angry that he completely ignores the design element of his job
>Depends on people less technically skilled to lead him around by the nose
Yeah, the grid shouldn't print one character per line, Haresh. Fix it.
Wrong dickhead, the programmer always hands off a designed product, it's the leads who only want to autistically trawl through pet projects instead of focusing on... Leading??? That fuck up this equation. Don't give your team payout if you're going to shit and piss about them not reading your mind. If your fucking team turns in dog water guess who's to blame, fuck nut?
>Unintelligible curry speak
We're going to replace you with A.I. soon, Haresh.
Yeah you keep letting your team down and we'll see who's replaced, retard
we are talking about game developers, the "good" ones have those code monkies while the Bethesda's and EA's are too cheap for even the monkies
>I strongly disagree
LUDO KINO
>I strongly disagree
Everytime.
>mogs bethesda's writing.
Nothing personnel Todd.
>webm
SOVL
I need the sauce
https://www.tiktok.com/@stekil_the_cat/video/7118256980141100314
It has audio, unlike OPs. It's actualy a sequel, which is why it starts with him running away from dinosaurs. Idk where to find part 1 though.
Skyrim money and brain dead gamers means they don't gotta try anymore.
It is so cringe is becomes kino.
Thank you for derailing this retarded console war thread
>It's literally the plot of Starfield
“I strongly disagree” and onwards is a better conclusion than 99% of games ever released
Starfield looking really good here, gonna buy the premium edition. Thank you anon you changed my mind.
Watch the version with sound instead: https://streamable.com/26neex
>the music sync
Perfection
>I STRONGLY DISAGREE
okay that got me
>Why did they replace all their employees with Dot Indians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.
>The general legal position today (except in Delaware, the jurisdiction where over half of all U.S. public companies are domiciled and where shareholder primacy is still upheld[4][5]) is that the business judgment that directors may exercise is expansive.[citation needed] Management decisions will not be challenged where one can point to any rational link to benefiting the corporation as a whole.
i love the antichrist i love the antichrist
>The Michigan Supreme Court held that Henry Ford could not lower consumer prices and raise employee salaries
>Russell C. Ostrander argued that the profits to the stockholders should be the primary concern for the company directors.
lmao holy fuck
Ford wrote his book for a reason anon
It's always funny when you dig deeper into a supposed antisemite and learn they had a good reason for hating garden gnomes.
VGH, Pajeet kino
absolute kinography
I watch this in full every time it's posted.
>We have 15 seconds left!
>planet explodes exactly 15 seconds later
Damn, unironically better than Hollywood.
more exciting than any quest in starfield
>I strongly disagree
cinema.
>I strongly disagree
Kino
>i strongly disagree
kino
>I strongly disagree
The most genuine and heart felt laughter I had in days.
Someone finally did a live action Space Dandy?
>I strongly disagree
>dot indians
that writing and that sjw bs is white liberal.
>I strongly disagree
>Alright we got this!
>>I strongly disagree.
Fucking lmao, actually funny.
sovl
All talent is gone, skyrim was their last good game.
Skyrim was shit
Yet compared to Starfield its a pillar of rpg design.
I haven't seen soul like this since flash animations on newgrounds 20 years ago.
Unironically SOVL
simple they are all run by ~~**~~
~~**~~ have successfully destroyed the west
now they are just making fast sales running everything into the ground before they depart back to renamed Palestine
videos like this get a gorillion views on youtube because of lazy zoomer parents
just because you’re diplomatic(personality) doesn’t mean you’ll make for a good diplomat(job).
Bruh...
Mods will fix it
This. Hell I'm thinking about holding off buying/playing this till 2024. It'll be lot cheaper then too.
>Diplomat
>Wellness
Show me one diplomat that isn't a cancer ridden sack of obesity
Henry Kissinger's one of the most famous diplomats of the 20th century and he's still alive at 100 (somehow, probably deal with the devil).
Why are garden gnomes so vile? that garden gnomeshit alone caused thousands of deaths in my country
freedom aint free
I feel he is kept alive just to spite everyone who hates him; he subsists on it.
name all the cancerous sacks diplomats you know of.
You're trying too hard to 4chan bait, anon. Needs to be more subtle - helps with the illusion that you're a serious man and not just a LARPing retard
It's basic roleplaying anon. If your character background revolves around solving problems with words as opposed to guns blazing, it only makes sense that a game that bills itself as being an "RPG" would have checks where being a diplomat actually comes in handy when the other option would be violence.
>Chocolate labs are extinct in Starfield
Fuck this game
what's up with that anyway? both Skyrim and Fallout 4 had dogs
The game does have it though which is the confusing part. It's usually flavor dialog but it is there. Got quite a few cyber runner prompts in my game.
>Background: Diplomat
>Description: The wars are over. Peace now reigns the Settles Systems. But only because there are those quietly fighting to keep it. Because of you, agreements were signed, words were heeded… lives were spared.
Why can't I genocide people on ship Constant by just shooting them, instead of trying to blow up the ship?
Wait...you can't just outright genocide them? That's fucking lame
AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>bro you didn't have a man for this mission?
>no actually thsi is referred to you
LIAR gayS AS ALWAYS
>but muh essential NPC
CAN'T WAIT TO KILL ULFRIC
KYS farquaad
it's a different autist sadly
>no actually thsi is referred to you
what the fuck are you even saying
are you some foreigner
I hope you get deported back to Romania
Hello Rakshit, have you fucked your grandpa in the ass tonight?
>CAN'T WAIT TO KILL ULFRIC
agreed, not being able to kill ulfric is one of skyrim's worst design choices, and that's saying a lot because it's a bad game full of those. just like starfield
KYS farquaad
Go make another 10 threads seething about fnv, the real rpg. Slopshit eater.
>post the same pic 2000 times
schizo
>be good character
>game offers me option to attack innocent people
WHAT THE HECKING SCIENCE BETHESDA????
When I don't want to give my mom's car an oil change I tell her I am not a mechanic.
>I actually am not a mechanic
>buy slop
>eat slop
>complain about that its slop
I'm so fucking tired of the endless goy-kvetching. We unironically need another world war so these "people" fucking die out.
The word "slop" has been used so much, I feel nothing when I read it now. Feel like anything can have that word attached to it. e.g. 4slops, basedslops, cringeslops, etc.
>he let his brain hide the trauma of realizing that everything is indeed, goyslop
anon you're better than this
You are describing the exact feeling "ludo" is meant to describe.
That's exactly what slop is, joyless, homogeneous, flavorless, slurry.
Some of gay greek moron once said "To see a thing, first you must name it."
The fact is, that you are surrounded by slop, you just didn't see it until you had a name for it.
Now you're mad at the name, like it willed the thing into existence when the opposite is true.
Some gay old british moron had a soliloquy about names along those lines.
Mad TV had a sketch about this.
Deb Wilson was in it.
>i want a squirt of the brown then a squirt of the gray please
>nononono not a squirt of orange, its ruined
No you retarded moron I knew exactly what I hated and why I hated it before everyone started reducing everything to a single garbage buzzword.
The fuck you did gayboy.
You straight up described the thing everyone is describing but insist your retarded "last-to-notice" commentary is fresh or something that anyone has missed.
It isn't used enough.
haha, big boobs go sloshsloshslosh
>Feel like anything can have that word attached to
Maybe you should stop feeling and start thinking you emotionally labile cunt. have a nice day.
holy shit, get some wet wipes dude, get that itch out of your ass and stop being so angry at literally nothing.
I know what you mean but what Bethesda did with this game really, really means slop. You will feel the same way if you explore a planet and run into two completely 100% identical bandit camps next to each other.
Starfield is a certified slop.
Some how they managed to have less variety than daggerfall.
holy shit, this game actually lets you walk the entire way around small planets
You're not supposed to explore planets like that. It's a retarded design but this game skipped justifying it and never said you should, really. Bashing your head against the wall expecting something it isn't is only half because of retarded devs
>TLoU2 which has literally chud sex isn't chud pilled
>DAI which just has gays isn't horny or goy pilled
Discarded
>slop!!!
>forced x!!!!
>goy!!!
adding this to my filters, thanks
>Based-dicky
I think it’s time for another play through.
>he only did hag joke playthrough
seriously?
>Implying I played the game wrong
You unironically missed 95% of the content.
But I played the dicky route?
he used it in it's proper context.
starfield is just slop. no-one can possibly think otherwise.
The word is used appropriately, there's just too much slop nowadays
worst sloppost i ever read
slopkino
no, these people will live
>We unironically need another world war so these "people" fucking die out.
they convinced whites to die for their cause twice in a row, ending every single prosperous white nation in under 100 years.
You have to select that you identify as a diplomat as well in character creation.
>game has 50+ backgrounds/traits
>they didn't take into account every single combination for one piece of dialog in one conversation
FUCKING BETHESDA. FUCK YOU TODD!!!!
Then don't add that many. Illusion of choice is always worse than simply putting the limitations upfront.
I’m 40 hours in and got my first Ronin option.
Pick a better background, loser
>Weeb gets cucked
Many such cases. Should have been a based Freestar space trucker like me.
Ok I'm all for detail and player freedom but fuck you, fuck samurai cringe players, kill all weebs. Todd is based.
They had plenty enough time to go over each bit of dialogue considering each background
Then why have it if it's pointless? This is supposed to be a groundbreaking game.
groundbreaking when I smash my fucking controller off the ground pissed off at this game
>NOOOOO STOP HAVING STANDARDS THEY ARE JUST A TINY TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY STOP ASKING FOR QUALITY JUST LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND COMSOOOOM AAAHHHHH
This piece of shit industry unironically has to crash and burn.
*raughs in BG3*
To be fair, Backgrounds in BG3 are also sadly undercooked. I don't think I got a single dialogue option the entire game for my background because they give everyone the "Baldurian" background tag too and that one takes precedence.
Chekhov's gun, basic narrative principle. If you're willing to include a detail in your work, you either use it at some point or you don't include that detail in the first place.
Appeal to incompetence is not an argument.
Bethesda games are barely about roleplaying. They're more like janky action games that have an inventory.
It's a looter shooter with dialog options most of which are pointless
there we got it, end the thread rn
then dont pick that option???
Is that a question or a statement?
The problem here is that some backgrounds got overlooked and their use in dialogues is either not present where it needed or just lazy throw away line.
I chose the Pilgrim background because I thought It might lead to some cool RP moments. So far the only time it's come up is to say:
> [Pilgrim] Heh... exploring is pretty freakin epic, right?
Fairly disappointing given how much early reviews were raving about the backgrounds influencing dialogue. I think almost all of those reviewers chose the Gangster background too.
What was the last game where backgrounds truly mattered? VtM? IWD?
Cyberpunk
I omitted that suggestion because in two playthroughs being a nomad came up 3 total times in 40 hours and absolutely nothing changed from my corpo playthrough.
Yeah I wasn't being sincere, sorry
Did anyone else notice that no matter which planet or ship you go to every NPC look the same except Essential ones?
Didnt they boast about their face technology?
Skyrim is actually a terrible RPG where basically none of your choices matter. It doesn't matter what dialogue options you pick, what your background is, or what your traits are. The game gives off a veil of choice but none of it amounts to anything meaningful.
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This is true of every game
Starfield*
You mean every modern Bethesda game?
It's true for morrowind as well you disingenuous morrowchud
Skyrim was released in 2009. How is it that 14 years later they can't make anything better than skyrim?
dont care. still playing. still enjoying it.
RETARD gay WORKED 5000 HOURS TO FIND A SINGLE SCREENSHOOT THAT WAS REFERRING TO THE FACTIONS DIPLOMATS AND NOT HIM.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
PATHETIC
good morning sir!
>NOOOO DONT POST EVIDENCE THAT OUR GAME IS CATTLE SLOP
Quella bocchinara di tua madre.
>game good because one modded NPC
have a nice day Rajesh
But you are working for UC Vanguard in that mission
>PATHETIC
What's pathetic is that you have to keep posting that creepy child OC because there's not a single actually good looking NPC in the game.
You know, given that he keeps posting that and making stupid gigachad meme images about her being sexually desirable, I wonder if he has any CP or e-boi on his PC. We know who he is already, a retarded Sardinian. Does Italian law state that e-boi or CP are illegal? Do they accept anonymous tips from overseas?
I'm a lawyer and you think I get involved in every legal case I hear about?
I refuse to believe a lawyer is this retarded
>Hey we need your help on a case
>Why would you ask me ? I'm not a lawyer
so you would not tap into your lawyer skillset when someone approaches you explicitly and tells you they need a lawyer?
>Bethesda """"RPG""""
Never existed, despite what teschuds want you to believe.
They were only ever action games with some stats.
this game is garbage. every dialogue forces you to be a beta good person. you have to be nice or you get punished or dialogue just continues until you’re nice beta male again.
that's not really true now is it? I've had plenty of opportunities to talk shit to people
it has no consequences
the game just loopbacks to the same end point
>Sarah baby my beautiful my heart I love you eternity
>You wake up you come Bangladesh with me baby I kiss your body sexy girl
>Please kindly come back for me to the needful now Sarah my one true only
I'm gonna cry, bros...
a jeeted dialogue mod would make the game a bit fun tbh, or at least less bland, the game is so fucking bland
this whole segment is so fucking forced
>mysterious stranger has attacked everyone at point A we must defend point B
>fuck that all the actually cool guys plus the moron are up there i'm going to point A, you guys lock down point B
>get to point A, everybody is just sitting on the floor feeling sorry for themselves, give everybody a verbal backpat for THEY LOVED THAT bonus points
>go back to point B and it's the same shit except whoever had the highest affinity there is lying in a pool of blood while whoever had the highest affinity at point A holds them
>commence the shittiest chase sequence in years where you kill the hunter over and over on your way to your ship because he's not actually very threatening at all and the biggest danger is you might clip someone in the crowd and rack up a bounty even though it's utter chaos and who the fuck is gonna know
>kai lengs you in orbit before disappearing for the next 6 hours of fetch quests
>agro the lv30 hunter at like lv12 on a kill run of new atlantis
>this bro doesn't know I stole the well junkshop minigun
>down him while he proves how vestigial the skyrim bullshit is
>down him a second time and he literally runs away
>this is apparently the final boss of the game
lol, lmao even. Gayest bethesda game hands down.
>bothering to fight the hunter
>not just pressing w
lmao retard just tun you're spensing ammo for nothing
seems like you're enjoying your time with the game.
>whoever had the highest affinity there is lying in a pool of blood while whoever had the highest affinity at point A holds them
for me i had lowest affinity with sam and cora was holding him. if this were cora from the concept art i would be ok with this, hell it would be great to raise her. instead it's just some mysterymeat mutt of some spacecuck.
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if they just fucked up and toggled the wrong skintone for Cora and are now stuck with it because the game is out. If they were using a character creator interface anything like the one we got it'd be pretty fucking easy for your hand to slip and suddenly Rajesh has pulled the moron slider from skintone 4 to skintone 7.
>toggled the wrong skintone for Cora
you know and i know it's not a mistake.
i don't care for cora as she is, but it's crazy how i might find her more tolerant with whiter skin instead of just an obnoxious future space lawyer. i've never seen myself as racist, if i was i would like sam but he just comes off as a cunt. i haven't even met his wife yet, just read about it on threads here. some of my dislike for cora stems from my dislike for sam even.
It's clear someone gave a quotas number of NPCs reverse vitiligo but named characters mostly have VAs to match outside of Cora and vladmir. If any of the twitterchuds actually played videogames the narrative Todd would have feared is Click Click Mubutu of the United Colonies having a white VA means the game is made by racis appropriators. But Russians are evil so can't have one of those in your game, hence we wuz vladmir, and they didn't have a black woman on your immediate crew, ergo if Cora wasn't a straight fuckup it was to technically meet that latter quota. Skintone wise she's like 6 or 7 on bethesdas 10 shade scale. Sarah is a 4 and the mexican woman is like 5. Though it could be that any darker and her features that would look completely normal with skintone 1 were too comical at skintone 8+ to even contemplate shipping.
There almost has to be a console command for skincolor or way to reroll character features. If not that a Bat file to add in the functionality
>the mexican woman is like 5
andreja? she doesn't have a mexican or otherwise latina accent, she's some flavor of non-specificed balkan but thankfully passed the whatever ESG quota bullshit.
i'm thinking half the reason starfield is janky is so people focus more on that than constellation having majority white (sarah, matt, sam, andreja) characters.
>the annoying retard plebbit option is still present even when someone is dying
which option is that? i can't tell
mindbroken
Regurgitating a buzzword does not modify the situation in the slightest.
>Regurgitating a buzzword
>le REDDIT thing bad!!!
This anon lacks self awareness.
how could anyone possibly give a shit which of these options they pick, they're all the same fucking thing
not even gonna try to get into how fucking retarded one of them having [medicine] in front of it is despite being the same shit
>how could anyone possibly give a shit which of these options they pick, they're all the same fucking thing
you just described the entire game and here we are with people in this very thread defending it
That's the [Medicine] option? Just saying "no no no"? Wtf?
It reminds me of the nonsensical Fallout 3 options. Emil's genius at work.
But he referred to her VITALS anon! That's a super secret medical term only true chad physicians know. It takes YEARS of training to determine whether or not someone is breathing or has a heartbeat.
>[Medecine] Holy shit you're literally dead
Great writing
you see, accounting for player actions is work, and work is hard.
you cant reasonably expect bethesda to inconvenience themselves for your measly 70 bucks+dlc+enhanced edition+remastered enhanced edition+starfuelled ultimate reredited master edition 2035ver. (it has real graphics now) when they are occupied with intensely rotating on their office chairs all day.
EMIL HAS DONE IT AGAIN
It should be something like
>Holy shit it looks bad but I will do everything I can since I am good at medicine
How emil is so fucking braindead?
The forgot a typo in there. His character's name isn't Sarah, she is called Sarah...or do they have the same name? I was being facetious but while writing this i realized they really do have a typo, the second affirmation needs a comma
I love being forced into the writer's bunghole, Emil is hack.
>not being an insufferable cunt makes you beta
the mentality of you social rejects is truly something funny
Here you go again on your own, going down the only road you've ever known
>persuade enemy on something
>kill them afterwards anyway
lol
>cowboyman quest can be 100% solvable by just shooting everyone on sight
>still ends in rich ppl bad morons good
Can one single thing in this game not devolve into shit?
All the shitty head animations like when reloading, getting hit and landing from a jump are annoying as shit. Also it's 2023 how come games with dark areas and tiny spot flashlights don't have fucking flashlight upgrades so I can get some flood light action and actually see shit
>[UC Native]: "I was born in New Atlantis, how am I not a citizen?"
>"Fuck you, Starship Troopers time"
Honestly they almost got it right by making New Atlantis a hyper capitalist utopia with a shithole in the basement.
But then they remembered they were a bethesda game and did absolutely fuckall with that plot.
you are the retard, but todd is a liar so you are good
The genuine problem with this game outside of accusations of forced soul or slop or whatever the new FOTM pejorative is, is the fact that this game is immensely sanitized to appeal to a wide range of audience. Bethesda is seemingly too terrified of their new corporate overlords that they won't introduce dark or mature concepts in their video games. For instance, Neon is the most sanitized version of "cyberpunk" I've ever seen, devoid of any of the attributes that make a cyberpunk setting compelling. They had a genuine opportunity to do something interesting there, but the largest quest taking place in Neon with Ryujin is just about corporate espionage and some macguffin that gives you a few extra dialogue choices here and there.
Ryujin and Neon feel like a cheap imitation of Arasaka and Night City respectively, except stripped of any and all mature concepts and themes
What the actual fuck were they thinking with those dancers??
Don't you remember it's sexist for women to display sexuality now, anon?
No there was no thought, only puritanical obssession with modesty in video games wrought by modern feminism
>Humm... we need titillating nightclub dancers. You know, to show off the seedy underbelly of excess and desire to showcase exactly how everything is a dark commodity on a corpo world like neon..
>Put the fresh out of cal arts sexless hambeasts on it. Yeah, the androgynous black one with the glasses and that other one with the purple hair and jezebel shirt she always wears but has never washed.
I want to pec fuck that bull.
had a similar situation where I rescued a bunch of army fucks who kept saying shit like "you don't have the looks of a soldier." or "You don't know what it's like being part of the service"
>background :combat medic who served in the army
There's an actual Soldier background along with Combat Medic so they probably just forgot Combat Medic is supposed to be former military too.
Why are anons pretending hating Indians so much?
Anon hating Indians is never done ironically. Doesn't matter if it's feather or dot Indians are shit.
How is Racism ok though? You guys are serious??
>racism
That's adorable, you think they're the same species.
I just find them funny. Like a less evolved subspecies of humanity coexisting with regular humans in the same era. Not a dangerous or violent kind either, just dumb and horny.
Indian street food videos affirm this for me
>WORLD MOST POWERFUL SODA ROCKET SODAWALA IMPUR
>it's a fucking guy shaking soda bottles violently, opening them, and everyone being entertained by the streams of foam
Like looking at chimps who are a couple hundred years behind us or something
problems when you have a society that is trying to speedrun industrialization without doing 1/100th of the homework Japan had to do
We could give Indians the entirety of Teslas unredacted journals and they would still be India
I do not do the understand either, indians is the cool guys
they is so friendly and nice and smart, many very good programmer and the buisness mans, I think is just the jealous racist bastard fucks
ok have a nice day
Finally an Reasonable post..
this picture was 100% made by some magatard boomer who just got his grandson to show him how to use paint
>pretending
Ok Dalit, you can shower more than once a week you know eh?
>pretending
Huh?
Do you have any idea how many Anon's grandmas got scammed by poojets?
Brown people are evil, simple as. And mind you, the skin color isn't what makes them evil, it's the skin color that marks them as broken creatures
why the fuck don't you wash your goddam hands after using a public bathroom, ranjesh?
Race of inbreed mongrels, even insects like the chinese have their usefulness, pajeets are lost cause.
>2028
>TES6 comes out
>still no stats
>more skills removed/merged into others
>still basic bitch quest design with 1 solution for everything
>all named npcs are essential
>major towns are still 6 buildings and still require loading screens to go to and exit
>shouts are back but called something else
>dragons are back but theyre not called dragons
>melee combat is still garbage
>stealth archer is still the optimal build
>>YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY OUR GAME INTENDED WAY OR ELSE GAME SOFTLOCKS
Based. My game. My rules.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO NOT BE A DIPLOMAT
>finally beat the game
>realize the story was about immortal multiverse crackheads addicted to finding magic rocks
I'm actually not that upset. Beats the main plot of their last several games.
ya it's strange like what's the purpose of repeating this process over and over for them? I came to the same conclusion that they just want to feel that high again
More magic rocks = more power.
There is actually an ingame reason for this. finding a temple containing a power you already have upgrades it
that's the gameplay mechanic but is that part of the story?
The sam coe clone and his based counterpart the hunter tell you flat out that they collect the funny rocks to be the one to get to the unity for that exact reason. It's why they kill each other.
Yes. It's like Highlander, except they do The Game over and over again, and in each universe one of them wins and becomes more powerful. At least that's what I think happens, I'm assuming that the Starborn who get "killed" and poof into space dust just go on to the next universe.
>I'm assuming that the Starborn who get "killed" and poof into space dust just go on to the next universe.
Correct. At one point the Hunter admits hes been beaten and presumably killed, and he and the emissary imply they've been killing each other over this for a while.
They're all functionally immortal.
In the first contact mission you get the option to blow up the ship by hacking a computer. You need a key to hack it though. But you can’t pickpocket the engineer that has it unless you’ve unlocked the pickpocketing skill. And you can’t kill him because? Because Bethesda fucking SUCKS DICKS. Way to let the player have options. How do people like this shit fucking game.
Skyrim, Fallout 4, and Starfield are action games with perks. Bethesda pretending they're RPGs is laughable.
>People pretending that this eurotrash WEG is good because you get to fuck a bunch of heckin' quirky Marvel-tier characters
>eurotrash WEG
that's redundant you dumbass
It's a much better game than Starfield at least.
why are there so many with this exact face? i have never seen someone who looks anything like that irl and i've spoken to morons before
In the name of diversity they went out and facescanned the most dysgenic minorities Todd and Emil could find at the bathhouses and homeless encampments around the Bethesda offices.
The uglier they are, the fatter the line of credit you get from Larry Fink.
>i've spoken to morons
Damn that sucks, sorry.
It's been generated using A.i and Btw they used studies of who world will look like at 2100 as a prompt feeding it to the A.i with some changes here and there one of the worst ones are the cowboy guy that can be your companion his ex lover is a red headed white woman and They have a daughter but instead of she being white she's brown.
HOW*
betheshills are delusional
>see that mountain? you can climb it
uh okay thanks todd
the game has like 10 writers plus ai generated dialogue. of course it's gonna be complete trash full of errors like in that op
it's insane how many essential npcs there are and how they never get untagged as essential. my favourite was the guy who sold me the artifact on neon, where walter prevents me from attacking the guy and then says "lets move on, i won't speak about this ever again" like fucking lol.
I actually stopped playing starfield alltogether because of this shit. I'd HEARD the only redeeming quality is the depth of the RPG system only to discover while doing the UC questline, I had already become a freestar ranger and that meant NOTHING as I was talking to the collective diplomate, as if I was a nobody UC jobber to her.
The games shallow as a fucking puddle I can't believe after all this time they made a worse game than skyrim its just fucking bizzar man
I assume the plan was to lock players to one faction per "loop" but ultimately scrapped it
Why the fuck would UC care about you being a dumb fucking ranger
If the game doesn't care then who the fuck is supposed to?
The UC doesn't respect rangers or where they come from lol. Why would they care at all
>I'd HEARD the only redeeming quality is the depth of the RPG system
>in a Bethesda game
lol
lmao, even
>Fallout 4 has a bug where load screens last excruciatingly long because the loading is tied to framerate or something
>Alt-tabbing during loading or using a mod to disable animation during loading reduces the load time from multiple minutes to a few seconds
>Bethesda NEVER fixed this
why does nobody ever talk about this
Because no one thats a real human likes FO4
It's a dialogue choice, if you're roleplaying as a diplomat don't pick it. Also, what if you want to keep the fact that you're a diplomat hidden? That choice would work as the *lie* option.
The problem is that there are other instances where they do take your background into account, and you get special dialogue options. They just missed this one.
>Cyberpunk came out
>I know it's shit, but there's still a little bit of temptation just to download it and fuck around
>I never did, thankfully.
>Starfield comes out
>Any time I think "You know, it's free on Gamepass, maybe it's worth wasting a few hours in...", I see all the shit in it and I realize how bad it is.
I'm looking forwards to never touching this piece of shit game.
I don't think cyberpunk 2077 is a great game, but I didn't regret finishing it.
It's a nice "shut your brain off" open world game. If you treat it like you'd treat a Far Cry game then you'd probably enjoy it for what it is.
>I never did, thankfully.
It's just a video game, retard. The worst thing it'll do is waste your time and you're already making worse use of it by posting here. Stop being so melodramatic, it's genuinely pathetic.
Anon everyone who has ever met you literally wishes they could watch you die. Not a single person on the planet has ever thought anything good about you, you literally make everything worse by existing and we're all hoping you die as soon as possible.
Really reinforcing how pathetic you are.
And this is why BG3 is going to win GOTY. People have had enough of low effort "RPGs"
Yeah, there's not enough Marvel writing and love interests in Starfield. Baldur's Gate 3 is the GOAT!
Meme buzzwords aside, there are a shitton of class-specific and race-specific dialogue options and tags in BG3. The dialogue issue in the OP would never occur in BG3. Seethe more you fucking retard. You should spend less time being autistic online and more time actually playing the games you post about.
There are plenty of background/trait specific dialogs in Starfield, as well as dialog options for people who have done certain things (like becoming a Freestar Ranger). They fucked up on the one in the OP, no doubt, but it's a cherry picked example.
Kys you braindead casual normie. Why don't you go somewhere people with your IQ level hang out at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Y4gRkMV_vcba9F4a
He's not wrong though, there are a lot of backstory dialogue options. All of them don't fucking matter but that's irrelevant. The point in OP's picture is that it breaks immersion but that can be fixed. During the UC quest they made reference to my being a freestar ranger.
The worse scenario was some guy during UC quest was like "knowledge can't be bad!" and one of the dialogue options was something akin to "BuT WhAt AbOuT GUNPOWDER!?!?!??!" like I hadn't already murdered 1000 people by that point.
starfield was so bad and baldur's gate 3 was so good that i went and played morrowind for the first time today and put in 8 hours. everything i remembered from bethesda games i loved (oblivion/fo3) and more
>everything i remembered from bethesda games i loved (oblivion/fo3) and more
>characters are just encyclopedias
>no radiant AI, they just stand still in one spot 24/7
>miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss (this gameplay's so fire!)
>slow-as-molasses movement speed
>alchemy 10x more broken than even in oblivion
Morrowind is great and all, but it's dated as fuck.
This. Morrowind autists really ought to read a book given it's a glorified wikipedia. Gaming aint the space for them.
“dated” is just another word for “I’m addicted to my phone”
>ugandan UN Peace Keeping force rapist "infiltrate the crimson fleet" questline
>click click mbutu references your background with a canned line
>doesn't reference you're a freestar ranger and the growing political incident arresting you is
>not even a "do you know who I am" "This is an act of war" type dialogue line with "I'm sure your superior wouldn't be happy to hear you X Y and Z'd in the united colonies" clapback
>no reference to the fact being known law enforcement breaks the entire quest at a conceptual level
Not a SINGLE quest in this game connects to any other.
bro just have fun flying your jets
Ladies and gentlemen: the Starfield target audience
The U.C. openly fuck with Freestar diplomats in New Atlantis, what makes you think that they give a fuck about arresting a Ranger?
The part where I shot him in the head, the only possible outcome to this confrontation in a game with any form of causality
>but of course Todd had other ideas
Using your "crime" as a bat against you explicitly because you're a freestar ranger would make the "plot" here make sense for the first time. What would make a lot more sense is the quest chain having an alternate start for working with the UC Fighters Guild or Freestar Rangers instead of requiring you pop a guard in the head after reading a game guide.
>Stop you've violated the law! ...do u know the wai to fight the crimson fleet?
Trying to get a starfield modding server going. The idea is to make open source mods anyone can do anything with, make mods not allowed on most sites, make/share "illegal" modpacks. (With like custom patches and shit and all merged together, better than collections)
If you'd like to join and work on making mods with other anons we can possibly gain traction on nexus or other sites and create a better modding situation that isn't full of egofags. Preferably one that is more like minecraft where custom modpacks are made at a whim and such.
I'm not a furry btw I just like seals and mint chocolate chip icecream since I know people are going to assume when they join
gg/ehPuCDW5ru
https://basedmods.eth.limo/browse/
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>no e-boi
not very based, now is it?
I don't know if that's intentional or just because no one submitted e-boi mod packs. Not really my jam but whatever.
literally says no e-boi in the rules
sites run by a fag, probably same dude who makes incel blackpill threads
I didn't see a "rules" section but saw it when I clicked submit. Fair enough
That's not english.
Maybe because it's illegal and morally wrong?
Don't try to argue with degenerates, it's pointless.
The problem is when people label YOU a degenerate for having your own, different thoughts. I've got no love for e-boi shit but fuck moderators of content with no actual victims.
it's their fucking platform. who are you to tell them how to moderate it? if you dont like it, make your own shit.
retarded and responded to myself
I'm not the one mad about the site's rules. I was just opining on moderation in general. I'm the one who posted the link and I'll keep using the site (for free) too.
If I were into e-boi shit I wouldn't have to make my own, I'd just join reddit and hang out on discord all day.
But it's a bad point regardless. Unless moderators don't keep to their own rules, it doesn't really matter what they're moderating. I have far more resentment for people who try to force rules onto people who are going through the hassle of hosting stuff because they're just lazy.
I can dislike all three things at the same time. Moderators are shit because of bias.
Moderation in general is shit because of bias.
People shoehorning their shit into some other thing is also shit.
They aren't mutually exclusive. That said, I have no issues with basedmods not wanting pedo content (because I also do not want pedo content) but I don't like nexusmods filtering chud removal mods (because I don't like trannies). I don't yell about it, it is what it is. No, I'm not going to make my own obscure nexusmods site. I'll just use what I can from nexusmods and leave what I can't.
>Moderators are shit because of bias. Moderation in general is shit because of bias.
Compared to what though?
The absolute state of aussies
It isn't
You need to get out of here right now them. Did you know that this site had...a board for such disgusting things? I know it's terrifying, get out quick! I hear that its part of board culture and they never got to get rid of them
It's less of a moral stance as it is a practical one. He'd get v& in most 1st world countries if he hosted that sort of content.
Also, it would be redundant, as there are places for that.
no cap? ong?
>starfield modding
Speaking of modding. If all those mods do is add more junk and make the graphics prettier, then this game is just as shitty as it is now. You need massive mega overhauls to the whole storyline, as well as add real RPG to it. It basically needs to rebuilt from the ground up to ever be anywhere close as it should have been.
yea there's no fucking point right now. creation kit was announced to come next year
It's a major travesty for the industry that this piece of shit ever sold any significant amount of copies. Thanks to zero standard shit-eaters it did well enough for Bethesda to continue lowering the standards of video games. Enjoy the overhyped lied about shallow Elder Scrolls 6 you are going to get. Good thing Bethesda is mostly popular among millennials and older folks only. The clock is ticking. They either innovate or die out eventually.
I like how Todd will tell somebody their a retard that can't optimize their PC, but can't tolerate a retard possibly getting upset because murdering everybody might "wreck" their game
this game feels like ai slop that is specifically designed to suck your time with no real substance
these early quest of not even fetch quest quality but literally designed to have you run around, which you can't go faster without a consumable, but i got to mars and it literally put me like 4 football fields away from a main quest.
not even gonna mention the loading screens. thats a given
also
no maps for at least the "dungeons"? fuckin christ todd would have helped anyway with the way you designed these fuckin things
Imagine them hyping up cooking as a major feature in the game. What a fucking joke. They had nothing better to talk about because the game has nothing more substantial than that. Todd's vision for this game's mods is probably more le funy food mods, ship mods, gun mods and so forth. Never mind having actually interesting quests, world-building and a world that reacts to your choices.
we also got half baked settlements
id rather they put more time into ships so you could at least decorate that shit inside too since you will be in that cocksucker a lot
>not even gonna mention the loading screens. thats a given
Don't forget the cancer that is diversity on top of everything. It always feels like the last addition. Even Baldur's Gate 3 had obvious gender and race swaps made at the last minute. So many NPCs in Baldur's Gate the city have white voice but were race-swapped for black. This is a major annoyance that you are going to have to deal with in all future games, and it has negative consequences for world-building and immersion. I guarantee you the next Elder Scrolls game will have black Nords and black Imperials despite Redguards already being there. This is where this cancer is going towards. They will also change race to just background next to pronoun and body type options.
Why are images loading so slowly on Ganker 🙁
Pic related is the only good dialogue option that has ever shown up in an RPG.
I liked the frog poster quest on Mars, it was cute. In fact, Mars (Cydonia) might be my favorite area so far.
when I played I opened fire on any and all blacks in sight
there literally any point to do fuckin shit on old earth besides a snowglobe? anything on pluto?
I wish the black death upon your mother.
This game is all smoke and mirrors. To the first-time player, this game features an insane amount of choice. 99.9% of players always play the good guy first playthrough, so they see these options listed in the dialogue box for you to potentially be a dick. They never pick them, which allows the illusion of choice to remain intact. Picking them shatters the illusion because this is how all "no" dialogue goes.
>we need to do this
>"no"
>*lectures you why saying no was a wrong choice and you must play along"
>dialogue eventually picks up where you would have otherwise picked yes
This happens every single time in dialogue. Skill checks act the exact same way as well.
The Ryujin quest is just as much "Todd's lies" bullshit. It doesn't matter if you kill or spare the kid you've replaced. You get the exact same response from Imogene. It doesn't matter if you sneakily upload the virus payload. You get the exact same result shooting the place up against your boss's orders despite her telling you that the plan is confidential and that it's important to not draw CeltCorp's suHispanicion.
The Crimson Fleet questline is deceitful as well. It doesn't matter if you side with SysDef or Crimson Fleet. Both sides have you play the exact same missions because SysDef leeches off the Crimson Fleet quest until you complete it, where only then you are tasked with killing everyone with Crimson Fleet. There's no extra flavor to the questline because you are forced to play through Crimson Fleet no matter if you want to join them or join SysDef.
You may ask what happens if you try to kill Crimson Fleet prematurely? Here's what happens.
>walk in
>murder every single generic non-essential npc
>essential npcs fall down to the ground
>they stand back up
>they pretend like you've done nothing to them
At least attacking faction members in Skyrim and Fallout 4 got you kicked out.
I swear Bethesda keeps getting worse every single game release.
>This happens every single time in dialogue. Skill checks act the exact same way as well.
I quite literally talked myself out of numerous fights, including the final boss battle.
was talking about shit like "security" or "medicine"
the persuasion check system is even more deceitful though; thanks for reminding me
>talk your way out of a fight
>quest ends the exact same way as if you would have killed him
>absolutely nothing about the world changes
>no repercussions
>complete main quest
>doesn't matter anyway because ng+
wow good game design
>click [attack] in crimson fleet quest
>you are now an enemy of the UC!
>ugandan knuckles is essential marked
>choose to work with UC on taking down the pirate threat
>everyone acts like you're james bond and not a guy caught smuggling 2000 spacebucks worth of pirate loot into the system, utmost faith you'll fight the good fight
>they keep referencing the tutorial fight as if you haven't done a dozen marked pirate kill quests
He literally told you is for your cover retard.
>patel enter the thread to do the needful
"stop right there criminal scum you've violated the law save us from the pirates I have the utmost faith in you!" is retarded. Starslop is retarded.
It's a total garbage game. Crazy how in other threads the drones are discussing this "game" as if the controversies and holes in the game's design weren't at all apparent.
Bethdrones love shit to the point their craving for it is an immovable force of nature. No amount of anything can change their behavior. Even if you argue them into a corner where there is nothing more to say but "I concede" they will still insult you back and forget it ever happened.
IS THIS CHAT GTP?
THERE ARE 50 WAYS TO APRPOCH MISSION?
THE CRIMSON FLEET QUEST IS AN EXMAPLE WHERE YOU AHVE SO MUCH DIFFERENT WAY
YOU ARE JUST A LIAR gay
truly a garbage anon
>truly a garbage anon
And why would that be? Is it even relevant? I only talked about the game.
your post is just insult not only the game but its fans with no argument because you are a liar gay
50 way crimson fleet sirs fukc you mothrer show bob open vagine fuckin bitch
You're trying way too hard with the typos. You're going for the most 'believable' typos for words like 'have' or 'example', but get stuff like "different" (which ESLs often mess up) and 'CRIMSON FLEET QUEST' completely right.
Put a little effort into your shitposting ffs.
>Hitler?
>HE WAS A HORRIBLE MONSTER WHO KILLED GORILLIONS
>Ghengis Khan?
>DONT JUDGE HIM CHUD HES A STRONG ASIAN MAN
Chose Explorer with kid stuff trait and so far game dialog has perfectly supported my characters RP
>always dreamed of being an Explorer
>Parents move to New Atlantis to settle down
>shortly after with rising rent costs it turns out your parents arent able to make ends meet
>to help them put you take shitty jobs never giving you enough money to be able to afford your ship
>this is what leads you to argos extractors and possibly
If you are diplomat, than just agree with her.
It's more like option to lie in that case.
>oh my heckin' science!
Kid stuff & neon backgrounds gives you a weird mix of ones referencing your loving home and caring parents and ones about being an orphan on the streets.
Was in a room full of essential NPC's yesterday, did a wuicksave and pulled out my best gun like "Oh yeah, here we go" .....the bullets just go straight through them .....Jesus
That's Todd Howard's "in Starfield we have focused on giving you role-playing options." Didn't we say something like that in last year's demos? He tried to showcase all the character builds and how you could play it differently.
in BG3 you can pretty much kill anyone, even people who are critical to the story
You could do that in Morrowind too. You know, back when Bethesda didn't go for the lowest common denominator.
That's not true outside of children but the game is worse than that
>the hunter is being and edgelord in Atlantis for some le ebin foreshadowing to reward your explorationirino
>he aggro's if you kill normies, something he totally would care about
>he can be downed in like 5 seconds despite being the final boss of the whole game you chase across time and space
>is essential marked, goes into his downed state
>is essential
even in 2023 you still can't kill all NPCs, all of that knowledge from Fallout New Vegas on how to handle essential npc better goes to waste.. I wish I could kill Lin on sight the moment the tutorial started.
liar gay as alwyas
that room is called constellation
and being called bad and fascist
>and being called bad and fascist
Where?
if you help the dude who hate refugees you discord that he is bad.
because for them if you hate SWJ you must also bad isnide
Bro you are mad lmao, I was doing the UC Faction quests, after the teramorph attack in the room with the council, and you cannot shoot a single one of them, they don't even react, the bullets just go straight through
>shot a single one of them
you can shot the leader of a nation without dying?
>but new vegas let me do it
pathetic
>heh you think you can just...
200 space stimpacks says I would if Todd let me. Downed every blue helmet on the vigilance and every security guard in new Atlantis too. whiterun guards they are not.
nope
this si why unkillable NPC are nencesary for roleplay
an RPG is not your doll house
Unkillable NOC's are the opposite of role play, they force you into a playstyle
You are brown, you cannot speak English you fucking retard
?feature=shared ignore whole i like it part he shreds starfield anal open
>obsesses over story shit nobody cares about
>doesn't talk about the gameplay in a game
nah
it's a bethesda game moron the gameplay has been the same for the last 20 years
The biggest problem with backgrounds during character create is that no matter what you were, you somehow ended up as a lowly miner on the first day of his job with no fucking explanation how you ended up in that shit hole.
I miss the customised starting vignettes of ToEE, nobody cares about anything these days
they should have just made it a penal mining colony ffs
the whole prisoner thing works so why throw it away
The third option seems like the most diplomat choice, pick that one then.
honestly im just amazed by how they made a game revolving around space and exploration so fucking boring only bethesda could pull of such a stunt
>realistic space exploration
>get mad because there is no space dragon or space megician
FUCKING PATHETIC
space exploration
every ship can teleport dozens of light years away
you lose momentum in space
yes
without deforming space time is imposible leaving a solar system.
the one more near to us is 1000 light years
the thing more fast in the entire universe take 1000 years to do it.
SO PLS FUCK OFF TARD
its the aethetics everything about this game is ugly and souless it has the sent of hundreads of curry programmers
>nononono you can't just like fight your way out like you do in every quest you're supposed to killerino the bad guys
>you're roleplaying wrong you can't just shoot the hekkin yas kweens!!!?!
IS FANTASITC
NASE PURE PUNK
no fake space shit
killable rulers are the most disguting shit ever in an RPG
mean the world is fake and you the god
>JFK wasn't assassinated
with a story mission assigned by the cia
RETARD
Make it a game over then, hauled off to jail for good and told you fucked up and reload an old save
BG3 letting you kill the undead 3 with Gales spirit bomb was the right direction for this kind of thing. Could have been kino if not for the narrator being ass blasted you didn't play the diversity simulator of act3.
Killing midgame NPCs and fighting your way to a set point (live X many minutes, get to a door, etc.) should trigger a secret ending with it's own endcards
>and so the starborn changed the fate of the galaxy, not the way the universe intended but in a way that will echo through humanity for centuries. With the death of X the machinations of Y happened and the consequences were never the same. Sarah Continued to want someday. Cole never learned who was Cora's biological father. Barret continues to be a gay moron in outer space, some say the gayest.
wouldn't be hard, wouldn't have practically any resource footprint. still would require a new game(+) or reload but would make people hunt for the special ends and hidden steam achievements that should be tied to them.
what was the point of introducing him? he is irrelevant to the search for the legacy and the uc vs fleet thing
why not just make him sit in a hidden room somewhere on the station and to his thing?
>Cyberpunk2077 came out
>Todd wants netrunners in his game
>Emil and the indians have to execute his vision
>a guy in a netrunner chair who does nothing is the result
I didn't even know how to save the fucker
>tells you Delgado has some keycard on him that can free him of the bomb
>I use Persuasion on Delgado
>keycard nowhere to be seen
>no dialogue option to ask for it
>think he'll be saved automatically because I talked Delgado down
>oops Shinya is dead
Didn't care enough to reload a save
>keycard
Retard-kun he says it's on Delgado's computer. Same room as Delgado you just flip a switch basically.
>why is the role playing game offering me the option to lie to get out of a situation
no no no reason this exists is because
1. Bethesda is designing game for children (remember kid trapped in fridge in F4 how the ignored discussion about it)
2. They dont care enough to devote resources to fully fleshing out this option
3. Deliberate streamlining of everything in Bethesda games (why F3 is better than F4 in plot and worldbuilding story) to appeal to casuals
>pick the trait where you have parents
>everytime i go to new atlantis they give me an op weapon, armor set or spaceship for free
>The game couldn't be assed to tie your parents in with your background and religious traits so it just implies they travel a lot
they whine about not being able to afford nu-atlantis on their own and then pull out some one of a kind ww2 relic out of their ass every time you visit
Can anyone recommend me games that's actually possible to kill every single npc?
The only one I can think of is New Vegas, I'm not well versed in rpgs.
new vegas is goat because if someone says something I don't like or does something I don't want them to I can just turn them into chunks with the bloody mess perk lol regardless of who they are
tabletop games.
enjoy your dick being sucked choosen one
>fascism is bad la game
is a shit VN
>enjoy your dick being sucked choosen one
like in fallout 3, skyrim and starfield?
fallout 3 Autumn did 90% of the plot
skyrim need a fucking army to kill ulfric
starfield politics don't matter KINO
>fallout 3 Autumn did 90% of the plot
and?
>skyrim need a fucking army to kill ulfric
you can at least chose to join ulfric, you can't even do that with autumn. all 3 games are shit anyway, so i don't know why it even matters
>starfield politics don't matter KINO
they are awful, so no shit they didn't matter to bethesda
>choice autumn
route cut by palystation memory like xbob did with many thigns in starfield
>both games were mismanaged by bethesda
ok. that only explains why the story and player choice are shit, not how they are actually good (they are not)
at least you have admitted the world-building of starfield is awful. kudos for that
nope limited by bad concsoles
yes, and those limitations made the games bad, on top of bethesda being hacks
>Can anyone recommend me games that's actually possible to kill every single npc?
Deus Ex Invisible War I think? Honestly its not that great. It just means the design suffers, because the game still has the 'essential' NPCs, just that you only talk to them from behind an indestructible glass screen or whatever. Over hyped feature to be honest
The game is too fucking shallow, after so many similar games you would expect at least SOME complexity, but no, virtually same shit with no deviation, but with even more annoying bullshit. You found a cool outpost? Prapare to clear it's exact copy 10 more times. You found a cool gun? Too bad, you must replace it with advanced version 15 levels later. You found an interesting quest? Too bad, it's on the rails. Main story? You are a chosen one with space shouts. Equipment slots? Eh, here's, like three. Role-playing? Nope, like 1 line in 50 dialogue boxes. I pity those fools who spent money on toodslop.
>I pity those fools who spent money on toodslop.
Least i got it cheaper by getting a boxed steam code from jb hifi
You can't even kill your parents or even harm them, they don't react to being shot at all. Fuck you, Todd.
>Buying the latest goyslop
>no one leaves the crimson fleet!
>rokov?
>oh he's a guy we kicked out of the crimson fleet, go meet him on your oceans 11 caper and maybe we'll let him back in to our super secret clubhouse
This really was written by AI wasn't it. Not even a single quest tree can stay consistent.
Leaving of your own accord and being kicked out for being a gay are not the same thing anon.
>no one leaves the crimson fleet alive unless they're like, suuuuuper annoying
>see a guy murder another guy when you arrive at the pirate station, no repercussions
>later due to choices, a pirate says he's leaving but will get revenge on you, watch your back
>if you try to kill him, the entire station will aggro
>he's essential so you can't kill him right then anyways
This game is so shitty and railroaded with it's choices and RPing
>Am wanted in uc and freestar
>Walk into akila
>Automatically get shot at by guards and civilians
>Kill or knock down everyone
>Sam hates that
>Sam does most of the shooting
>Sam hates that
>cant get in the fucking bank to do the damn main story quest
>cant lockpick the doors
>cant tell robbers hey everyones dead you can leave
>cant talk to any of the npcs to actually start the damn bankquest
>all of them are hostile, knocked down or dead
>game is soft locked only fix is to pay off the bounty come back and do things the good way.
>Have to console in a few million.
Player choice my ass.
dont care im playing modded new vegas for another decade
Bethesda, Activision-Blizzard, Gamefreak
The Holy Trinity of needing their fanbase to fix their shit games for them
Having been a diplomat doesn't make you a diplomat.
how longs the main story bros? its just finding some artifact thing but its like, if so all you do is go on a fuckin wild goose chase with loading screens?
My character is Freestar Collective and Soldier origin.
On the few occassions that the game acknowledges the soldier background it treats me as a UC veteran. Every time.
It's incredibly lazy.
How come I'm a UC police part time captain or some shit and part of the UC Vanguard but no one in Freestar gives a shit and they let me walk wherever I want and even offer me to join the Rangers?
You can be UC Vanguard, Freestar Ranger and a Space Pirate all at the same time and nobody cares.
Bethesda are a fucking joke.
>pronouns
What was that tweet about the hole that was being spammed? I was avoiding spoilers but beat the game and now want to know what it was
>NON
STOP
>FLOP
SLOP
>DROPS
glip glip
OMG IS THAT SMILING FRIENDS? That was so funny! I really loved the part where they were doing random sounds!!!
I liked when you genuinely liked something.
>not the gif of him spinning around
Clearly the character just pretends not to be a diplomat to avoid being sent wherever they are sending him.
it's so cool my custom character decided that through no decision of my own, truly the best roleplaying game I ever played
You're clearly not much of a roleplayer if you get tripped up by such a simple thing that happens in every game.
super gay cope
>Be diplomat
>Get dialogue option choice that says you're not a diplomat
>NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK I'M A DIPLOMAT I CAN'T HAVE THIS AS AN OPTION IT MAKES ME REALLY WANT TO PRESS IT AND GO AGAINST MY CHARACTER!
Some of you morons need to learn self control for god's sake.