Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.

Bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmm do not mess with the bikers

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can we make mediocre chain email jokes the new shitposting meta instead of spamming the same image over and over for attention via recognition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do it too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well I try to make interesting threads but they just get flooded out by garbage and nobody in Ganker actually wants good and interesting discussion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chain email
      Do zoomers even know what this is?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    die transphobe

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some funny Video Games you've got there, lad.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should have know troonys are always killing themselves while women have life on easy and would never try and kill themselves

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bikers are never buttfricking homosexuals
    what world do you live in?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8/10
    Gave me a solid, rhythmical wheeze

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting at the park when a little boy walked by. The priest says to the rabbi, "lets frick that little boy", "out of what"? the rabbi replied.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, please explain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think "out of what" in this instance means the rabbi interpreted the priest saying "let's frick him" as in "let's rip him off" or "let's screw him over". For example, "let's frick him out of a job" or something like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was suicide, bikers "wear leather" if you get my drift

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very nice

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If only you knew how bad things really are

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wordswordswords
    the right truly cannot meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ... Black person this has nothing to do with le right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying to argue with söy/troon.
        >if someone says something bad about trannies
        >then it must be LE RIGHT

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, George missing out on prime bussy.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A heartwarming story.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you get when you breed a Rottweiler with a Wiener Dog?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you get anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A Rotten Wiener

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kys scrizo

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont make fun of tranies dude they will dox you and come after you they ruined my life bro

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