Bird games?

Imagine a game like Sekiro but instead of a shinobi you play as borb

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wingspan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AS a bird
      fun game though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bought this to play with family
      >Its more complex than fucking D&D
      >Kids give up before i'm done explaining the rules

      Its over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Its more complex than fucking D&D
        in what fucking world is wingspan a complex board game
        moron it's just collect shit and make more birds while collecting other shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too much upfront info dump.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe you just passed on bad genes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >COMPLEX
        Brah. It's a easy worker placement.

        Choose one of the 4 possible actions
        Do the action of that Row
        Activate all the cards in that row from Right to Left
        Next player

        That's it. This aint no Twilight Emperium or Kanban.
        It's almost as easy as Carcasonne or Istanbul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This didnt turn out to be quite what i expected. looks like a timer managent game. I might get it on sale.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an engine building game. You try to make a combo of cards to be able to get higher value cards that also match the current objectives. Pretty fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fun enough but the games end too quickly to really execute any higher strategy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Based
      Kino game, too bad I ran out of tabletop buddies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Based
      Kino game, too bad I ran out of tabletop buddies.

      its terribly boring. dont bother

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at my crib
    >you want sum fuck

    girl bird: you're cringe

    i hate females of all kind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lemme smash

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I always laugh at people who say "humans are destroying the planet!!" bitch, nature can adapt. This is all a part of evolution and the planet will be fine long after humans are gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's more about destroying the planet for ourselves. If you believe the whole climate change thing the Earth is going to be a whole lot less habitable for humans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humans supposedly evolved on dry regions. The only thing that would really be affected would be coastal cities (assuming shit goes down as they say) and some bottom of the barrel retards would die.
        We are the msot adaptable species in this planet and we went through worst with a lot less before. We will be fine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For sure. That's why I didn't say totally uninhabitable. there will be a lot less habitable land and what is there will be less comfortable but it's survivable. The hasher environment would probably make the loss of space irrelevant due to a smaller population

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those adaptations take thousands or even millions of years to take place, meanwhile we've been dumping tons of toxic microplastics into the ocean ruining it for everyone in like a couple decades. Nature can adapt but there's no reason why we should just fuck it all up with no foresight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what was meant by this post? You think since the bird found a use for this garbage, it's okay to fill the oceans with it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >long after humans are gone.
      >he still thinks humans can be exterminated at this point
      If something happened that was cataclysmic enough to actually kill off humanity it would have to be bad enough to scour all life from this rock. Even if the air turned to poison, the oceans became toxic and the world went cold humans would adapt and overcome it. Human ingenuity works way way faster than evolution and it's smarter too.
      The biggest mass extinction event in earth's history was when half of Russia exploded into volcanic eruptions, pumping out so much carbon dioxide that it started depleting the oceans of oxygen and acidifying them while also raising global temperatures and dumping an ungodly amount of ash over the entire planet. Over 80% of marine life died and about 70% of terrestrial life went extinct as well. It took 10 million years for life to really recover from that.
      I guarantee you that humans would survive that. If not planned for it'd be hellish for many generations but nothing like that just happens without scientists knowing it's coming so we'd figure something out. Most people would die, we'd probably dip under a billion in total population but that's inevitable.
      The only thing that can kill humans at this point is something truly unstoppable or other humans. Mundane natural forces will not rid this planet of us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hubris

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I considered preemptively addressing this but figured my post was getting too long as it is.
          It's just the opposite.
          This planet will never be rid of humans, whether anybody wants it or not. Sapience is the ultimate end result of evolution as we understand it. Apex predators dominate their environment and shape their own ecosystems but they are still subject to natural laws beyond their comprehension. A tiger can get sick and not understand what that means or a bear will be killed in a forest fire and not have a clue what was happening.
          But humans can cure disease and dump thousands of gallons of water on forest fires using metal machines that fly through the air at speeds no animal has ever or will ever achieve. Evolution was just a stopgap to create us. Once you've evolved sapience then you're done evolving. There isn't anything more to do. You can solve any problem, go anywhere, do anything because you understand the world around you in ways sentient animals cannot understand in any way shape or form.
          When our prey were too to kill with our hands we made tools out of rocks and wood; disposable claws and teeth that took us nothing but a little time to create. When it got too cold we looked to the animals that spent millennia evolving thick fur to cope with it and just took it for ourselves. When we wanted more food we figured out how to manipulate plants into growing where and when we wanted and we enslaved dumber animals for milk, meat and eggs.
          Whatever problems are ahead of us will be no different than what we dealt with in the past. People are too comfortable nowadays but it would only take one or two generations of hard-scrabble life to shift right back into our old cavemen ingenuity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of things could cause humanity's extinction but it would basically take the earth blowing up to eliminate even shit like bacteria, cockroaches, etc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We need billions of people to produce enough out of those to get geniuses and highly intelligent people, and that's in peacetime. Once society breaks down you get no science

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          m8 it has barely been 200 years since the world population hit 1 billion for the first time (1804)
          While our progress has definitely sped up exponentially we had geniuses 3000 years ago, nonetheless 200. Society does not simply "break down", either, Mad Max isn't real and people do not simply permanently devolve when faced with hard times. They struggle for a while and probably do some things they'll regret but eventually they overcome, stabilize, and communities begin to form again.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think its a question of people devolving as much as the things we rely on day in and day out are not replicable by joe blow from down the road. The retards at Nasa already said "we lost the ability to send people to the moon"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Once we lose the ability to dig deep into the Earth that's it. Those important metals no longer exist within reach of rudimentary tools

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing the billions of tons of steel and aluminum we already smelted is effectively infinitely recyclable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the person who thinks this in earnest and believes themselves to be wise

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are birds unironically autistic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are corvids autistic

      since you people don’t understand how mating rituals work you might need to be asking if y’all are autistic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh is that why i dont have a girlfriend because i didnt autistically color code all the shit in my house

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    top nest > bottom nest

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are corvids autistic

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they really make their nests at ground level? Seems like giving up your greatest advantage.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's real potential for a bird game
    >choose type of bird
    >ravens, hummingbirds, owls, eagles, ostrich, penguin, etc for different playstyles
    >choose feather pattern and colors
    >build and customize your nest
    i could go on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hunting games for byerds of prey
      >puzzles to solve for ravens
      >hummingbirds have to race feeder to feeder with depleting energy
      >cars at a ski resort for Kea to DESTROY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cars at a ski resort for Kea to DESTROY
        I've been to Arthurs Pass like 4 times and only ever seen the little bastards twice, and both times they were munching on roof tiles.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've only been through once and saw them outside the fire station in town. there are also some at a place called orana wildlife park on the outskirts of ChCh, and you can go inside and interact with them. They chewed on my shoes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Them, the tigers (if they get close) and the pigs are the only worthwhile things to see Orana. Willowbank is much nicer, tons of birds too. Pic rel was at Orana.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I will keep that in mind. I was only there for three weeks earlier this year, but would like to come back. I saw quite a bit of the northern part of the southern island but didnt delve too far south. I would like to see the other parks and probably meander around the north island separately as well.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I will keep that in mind. I was only there for three weeks earlier this year, but would like to come back. I saw quite a bit of the northern part of the southern island but didnt delve too far south. I would like to see the other parks and probably meander around the north island separately as well.

              P.S.

              That's pretty neat neat they gave them little Christmas presents. I didn't even know these birds existed till my trip and became fascinated by them. I love the stupid sounds they make.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >owl night hunting (playing like a WW2 radar night fighter plane)
        >condor air current cruiser; see how long you can stay aloft without flapping

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like it. Would there be an overarching story? or would it just be a collection of mini games essentially?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think the amount of bird species is pretty conducive to mini games. But maybe a narrative could follow a single bird that migrates around the globe, and when you are introduced to different bird species, that is how you unlock the mini games? The global migration part could have different landscapes, weather, predators etc during your travels

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You have to unlock different birds. You start as a sparrow, and move up to more exotic birds later on. Gameplay focused on nest building, avoiding predators, preparing for winter or migrating, and whatever else birds do. You'll be scored on how well you do as each bird.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to play this game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Really I'm surprised there aren't more good games based on different animals lives.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that makes sense, region lock areas and to progress you need to complete objectives in regions. you start wherever your ip or sale comes from and spread around. maybe even have certain parts of continents or even countries have to be unlocked considering the differences across places like Asia. Even though they aren't found worldwide I think the Hoopoe should be the default "main character" and if you want you can swap him out for any species you've unlocked.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what ARE birds?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a Mystery.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can teach him any short vidya sound effect. What sound do you choose?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fake video, have the right one

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bird game
    >objective: build nests and collect blue garbage(bitches love blue garbage)

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst bird?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An untitled story is a great bird game. It's a Metroidvania

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arent the Metroid games Bird games since Samus is half Bird Alien?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the secretary bird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me its the sandhill crane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me its the secretary bird

        The Snowy Owl, official bird of Quebec.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Becky lemme smash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. your tail is small

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme smash.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but muh sekiro in unrelated content
    You need to seek help.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION BIRD GAMERS
    THERE ARE NO BIRDS LEFT
    THEY ARE GONE

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isnt color coordination a sign of autism?

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