Blizzard is making a huge mistake

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. "in an effort" is the key phrase in the OP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >key phrase
        you mean gnomish phrase

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's gooo another OW porn dump thread

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with? this sounds like some Tumblr-tier foot shooting. also people will crack it in no time, no cipher can stop the coom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual mouth breathing retard, a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fucking stupid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fucking stupid.
        What exactly did you search there?
        "Is overwatch popular due to porn?"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actual fucking troglodyte, a 5 second thought popping through your head would take not to be this fucking stupid

          That’s how Ganker works
          [...]
          That’s 4 seconds too long, we must rage.

          He means a 5 second search would tell you this article is fake, if you were somehow retarded enough to think it was real

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual fucking troglodyte, a 5 second thought popping through your head would take not to be this fucking stupid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was fucking funny how tumblr just fucking died after they decided to remove all porn.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no cipher can stop the coom.
      Agreed. At worst case scenario, coom artists will make their own overwatch models and roll with it. However, Blizzard not accepting the fact that Overwatch is popular mostly by its porn, its pretty stupid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not stupid, it’s a fake decision to try to make normies believe they changed after all the sexual harassments episode in their company. They know for sure that people will keep doing porn for them and keep making their game popular, the encrypted thing won’t last eternally.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. it originally competed in TF2's space and that game doesn't even feature visible female characters in-game. OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with? this sounds like some Tumblr-tier foot shooting. also people will crack it in no time, no cipher can stop the coom.

        Blizzdrones and unskilled shitters are the majority

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
        >Its literally pure fan service and got instantly milked for that
        >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PORN OF OUR........... CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        It's the only thing that kept the game alive all this years, don't convince yourself other wise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good thing about Overwatch was the porn. Blizzard doesn't seem to get that, but then again Blizzard just seems to want to die at this point. Good riddance.

      Yeah, rule 34 is the sole reason anyone cares about Overwatch.

      no. it originally competed in TF2's space and that game doesn't even feature visible female characters in-game. OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.

      Female mercs were cut content from Team Fortress 2. Even then, rule 63 exists and there's the whole adage
      >less is more
      The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 sluts who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread.
      >OW initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
      You are paid to be here, and if not you should be. Playing in traffic, that is, you should be playing in traffic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>less is more
        >The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 sluts who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread.
        yeah, I can only remember d.va, berry lady, and egypt footballer, other than that everything seems hazy and distant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with?
      no, it's actually more like 99%

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porn is not the reason OW became popular but it's 100% the only reason anyone cares about the game at all anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker is so outrageously retarded that they believe every single fake article they see

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we don't care if it's fake or not
        it's sufficiently interesting to talk about

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's interesting to get angry over an imaginary scenario
          no it's not and i believe that you should not be allowed to post on Ganker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            who's angry?
            it's funny, if anything
            Blizzard could do everything in its power to obfuscate them, and dedicated autists would find and rip them in a day or two

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            indeed
            it's something to do

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If only trannies did not exist, if only!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        B-but I'm redpilled... I see through all the fake mainstream lies...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OW only got porn *because* it was popular, gamer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coomers think everyone is as big as a gooner degen as he is
      disgusting.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer isn't intended to have a penis
    Then why does she have one?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "A" penis is the key. She's supposed to have 3 like Nail Kaiser.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    OMG so transphobic!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope twitter trannies try to cancel them for that comment

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No they won't lol. Remember when like 80% of the first wave of drawn fanart was commissioned by blizzard themselves?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No they won't lol. Remember when like 80% of the first wave of drawn fanart was commissioned by blizzard themselves?
      This never happened and you're an insane schizo?

      Drawfags made porn literally within 15 minutes of the first trailer / announcement

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are trying really hard to make Overwatch 2 fail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically suspect internal sabotage
      i'm guessing everyone who busted their ass to "make it" by working at blizzard just to have senior management all retire and be replaced by hacks constantly embroiled in controversy after controversy are just collecting cash while sticking their thumbs up their ass

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    op posts a fake headline and anons believe it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just another day on Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just goes to show how many underage are on here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker isn't a serious website. You need to stop having standards while coming here. You don't get absurdism.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that what we're doing? just posting fake screenshots of news articles and twitter and jerking eachother off?
        pretending to be retarded just makes actual retards think they're in good company

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, this is a website for satire, its going to be rife with lies for lulz.
          What were (you) thinking Ganker was?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pretending to be retarded just makes actual retards think they're in good company
          lmao you're like 7 years late with that revelation.
          board is only good for shitposting as /b/ lite vidya edition

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP doesn't get a free pass. He's a gay and so are you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean its not another one of those "reply or your mom dies" and it getting 50 replies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was real in my mind.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't even "just encrypt" game assets like that either.
      because the game client has to be able to decrypt it so the decryption keys are in there somewhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought for a splitsecond it was true because every other piece of OW2 news that comes out is about as stupid sounding.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more fun to take everything on this website and 100% factual truth when replying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds exactly like any piece of media you find out there. Why do dumb fucks even pretend that this isn't a believable headline and text?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really expect me to take 5 seconds to Google an article to make sure I'm not getting tricked? Fuck you gay I'm gonna read a single headline and believe it no matter what then overreact and look like a retard when someone proves the article is fake!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? Alan Smithy is quite prolific and his career goes back a long, long time!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how Ganker works

      Actual mouth breathing retard, a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fucking stupid.

      That’s 4 seconds too long, we must rage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could see modern blizzshit pulling something like this, tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how am i gonna break it to you that not most of us have a life and dont fact check every article journo makes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a life! I just can't be assed to spend a second reading the text under the headline even though I have time to make a post on Ganker!
        >Even if I did read it I would have to fact check it even though the sheer absurdity of it should expose it already to me that it's fake!

        The cope this image causes is incredible. Based image exposing and BTFO retards on Ganker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >though the sheer absurdity of it should expose it already to me that it's fake!
          this probably would be the least abusrd thing journalist would spout

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Company is so batshit insane that the OP is believable
      Speaks more about blizzard than anything.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im not gullible, it's everyone else's fault!
        shut up retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wut?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want it to be true because it'll be funnier when they crack it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many new characters does Overwatch 1.1 even have

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 but all three are ripe for porn
      >Cute jap ninja girl
      >Austrlian muscle mommy, except its the good kind not the Zarya kind
      >Delicious black canadian thighborg

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Porn makers don't rip models/textures from games. They build their own cause they are powered by the horny.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They use them idiot. especially the face, hair, and eyes. Only the nude body and its textures is added on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KM models. Those who know know.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, good luck with that one. Coomers will always find a way.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their resistance only makes my penis harder.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and Tracers

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blizzard says Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    Kek. Hardest I laughed today

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mami...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio...
      el grande burra de la latina america...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just say el gran culo next time, taco bell chihuaha

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My God...
        >The big ass of the Latin America...

        I know you didn't translate this so you must know Spanish to some degree, Kudos.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna need the saunce for that particular scene

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these Overwatch 2 articles jokes? I see a different retarded article like this every day now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This specific one is a joke but most of the ones are just blizzard actually being retarded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they really getting rid of credits? I got like 4k, wanna spend them b4 OW2 if thats the case.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They transfer over but you can only use them on the defualt items for each hero, this includes the new heroes but they have fewer default skins.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            By default you mean OW1 stuff?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >By default you mean OW1 stuff?
              as in the skins that come out when a hero releases and are always on sale for the hero. Other OW1 skins is going to be resold for real money

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they forgot the second sentence of rule 34
    NO EXCEPTIONS

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does blizzard literally do anything other than add shit to their old games or rehash their old games in order to be able to add features that thoroughly kill them?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    I'm literally shaking right now

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Not how it works
    2. Would kill the game
    3. It's still happening

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell this article is satire because Tracer isn't the one popularly associated with futa

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I know this video 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you WILL give me the sauce

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >frogposter is too retarded to type 'tracer bridgette ballgag' into google
        children should be in school

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >too retarded

          I'm actually too lazy, thank you.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need more D.va futa, but it's usually Widow, Brigette or Zarya packing a fat cock

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gake and fay.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch 2 was not on my radar until I discovered my queen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the size of her dripping wet cock burying in my insides...

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can just dump it.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there porn of the new ninja girl?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    obvious false flag
    blizzard pays to produce most overwatch porn

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D porn
    /v/tards recommended me breaking the quiet, necdaz 3d, and a bunch of 2B webms plus overwatch porn

    All of it was shit, looks like inflatable sex dolls, very cheap looking animations, ill stick with my drawn japanese cartoons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did you look this up? Keep in mind motion tracing for animation and mocap has gone fucking NUTS in the last four years for individual devs.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    headlines these days, I swear

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which overwatch girls use chastity? Show your work.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans ok with characters shooting each other but get in a hissyfit when a character shows a titty?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Americans are making that game then Blizzard is just a bunch nazi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans
      I’m American and prefer titties and butts, stop over generalizing. It’s repressed/fat ugly liberals who have issues with people being sexy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remnants of Puritanism that continue to this day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's the way it should be.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tracer wasn't intented to have a penis

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove the only good part of your game
    >go bankrupt

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll be doing everyone a favor so I don't have to see shitty western hentai.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your pixel shit and black bars fag.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is not real but I wish it was simply to have less OW smut that already oversaturates the digital smut scene.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no ones fucking using their models anyway lmao it's all custom built and it's half the reason why some of the better clips look so good. there's different models circulating around and the nude modified game ones are near the bottom of the barrel.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blizzard trying to kill the only good part of Overwatch
    lmao

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is like they've forgotten everything that put them in the position they're in to begin with, it's almost like they're flirting with failure in every way they can, how much can they change or spit on the things that got them to the top and keep selling?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tracer should have a penis.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so much Overwatch futanari?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you think a pussy looks good you play Warframe or CS 1.6.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >briefly play Warframe at some point
        >stumble on hildryn
        >BIG in all the right places
        >look up art
        >futanari
        FUCK I mean at least a couple of those were -on female but still.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know how it works

          Women is small, skinny and frail? Have vagina
          Women is big, muscular, and dominant? Have cock

          Everyone knows deep down that femininity is bound with fragility

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I hate it. I want to sex the big women and I don't want penises or femdom shit or whatever else garbage that keeps getting attached to them.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? But didn't Blizzard encourage the OW porn to begin with?

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prevent
    They know they can't stop it, it will just delay it for about 30 minutes.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're right, Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis. She was intended to explode.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This image sent me into a porn relapse. Plz take it down...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >over watch 2 will encrypt its 3d characters for the one thing people actually care about these models for.
    God damn, Blizzard IS fucking retarded holy shit.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a really poor attempt at reverse psychology. It's like them going "Oh please, DOn't keep making the infinitely popular content of our game that kept the first game relevant on the internet as long as it did, oh no!" Only slightly less obvious than when Randy literally tweeted about Battleborn rule 34

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, I bet you're hella right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      please for the love of god anything but more gushing blue vagina please

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they trying their best to make the game fail? Every news I hear about OW2 is like a parody

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't seem to find this article anywhere.

    OP, you didn't go on the internet and tell a fib did you?

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    im sure itll have a few 12 year old boys for you, dont worry anon

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alan smithy
    https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee
    >Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) is an official pseudonym used by film directors who wish to disown a project.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    What a world we live in

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will encrypt its 3D characters
    This is on the level of hacking the mainframe

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blizzard is an incredibly weird company now.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually comical how many anti-consumer practices they have been transparent about in this games promotion but how wildly successful it will be in spite of it all

    this is the future 8-16 year olds are choosing for us, and there is NOTHING we can do to stop it

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they care?

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a no from me dawg

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally fell for a marketing scam. You think Blizzard isnt going to "come around" and be like
    >Well guys, we know you want it. We cant go against the wishes of our paying customers 🙂
    >We are so cool and understanding!
    >Proceeds to ban you for not saying someones pronouns in voicechat.
    They know coomers are the fucking lifeblood of this game. Theyre not THAT retarded.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the purpose of deliberately killing your game's main form of advertisement? If it wasn't for porn, they wouldn't even have the resources to make an Overwatch 2.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this thread and tell me that Ganker isn't the lowest IQ board with a straight face.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is much worse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hehehe, no bro, it was all just shitposting bro. I was pretending to be retarded, and you fell for it! Why would I genuinely try to discuss video games when I can farm (you)'s instead? Hehehe, I win again.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, people will have to keep using the current 3D models rather than the updated ones that have slightly different butt dimensions, or the 2-3 new characters people will just draw and self-animate instead
    Even if this was true and enforceable, this is a nothing thread made of nothingburgers.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so desperate to prevent porn of this shit? Its literally free marketing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like they're specifically trying to kill their game. It's too coincidental.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sexless blue haired millennials want to stop others from having fun
    many such cases

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't be playing Overwatch 2. Ever.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    didn't stop God

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bit late for that innit?

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, there goes any excuse to care about OW2. Can't wait for blizzard to file for bankruptcy.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the encryption also cause r34 artist to forget what Blender is?

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fake as shit and if its not any encryption that would actually prevent ripping would slow down the game greatly and would basically make it unplayable

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you people lust after real, 3D women?

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Encryption
    >Cracks it
    >SFM porn a plenty
    Nothing personal, Blizzy.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >States Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    BASED penis modders.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just when you think they can't get more retarded. They know people will just make their own models, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >80 iq Ganker poster calling other people retarded
      lol

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy it's the Ganker version of those Ganker threads about Ryan Gosling hating his memes

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer hubris of these retards believing that people would actually use their dogshit models instead of making their own in Blender lmao.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who? What?

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol okay
    so it will take two days instead of 4 hours to rip them?

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is most wise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my penis disagrees

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't even make sense since people could just make their own.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRIGITO, GIVE ME THE DILEEDO!

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throwing away all this free marketing and sales from wannabe porn creators
    lmao, who with half a brain would believe OP's phony ass post?

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel for Tracer. You just know all the other girls make fun of her little microdick

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Encrypt the files
    >but porn artists still have the old ones
    Which new character are they trying to keep outa porn?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      junker queen (massive futa goldmine)

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8ea6dc68-0389-43eb-9460-1dc624fcad97

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh has the Overwatch porn community been active recently since the bleeding, or just the same old?

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really think they're popular enough to keep this up?

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    I am literally going to decrypt Tracer's OW2 model and make Tracer futa porn for the rest of my life. Fuck Blizzard.

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