isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with? this sounds like some Tumblr-tier foot shooting. also people will crack it in no time, no cipher can stop the coom.
>no cipher can stop the coom.
Agreed. At worst case scenario, coom artists will make their own overwatch models and roll with it. However, Blizzard not accepting the fact that Overwatch is popular mostly by its porn, its pretty stupid
It’s not stupid, it’s a fake decision to try to make normies believe they changed after all the sexual harassments episode in their company. They know for sure that people will keep doing porn for them and keep making their game popular, the encrypted thing won’t last eternally.
no. it originally competed in TF2's space and that game doesn't even feature visible female characters in-game. OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with? this sounds like some Tumblr-tier foot shooting. also people will crack it in no time, no cipher can stop the coom.
Blizzdrones and unskilled shitters are the majority
>OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game. >Its literally pure fan service and got instantly milked for that >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PORN OF OUR........... CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the only thing that kept the game alive all this years, don't convince yourself other wise.
Only good thing about Overwatch was the porn. Blizzard doesn't seem to get that, but then again Blizzard just seems to want to die at this point. Good riddance.
Yeah, rule 34 is the sole reason anyone cares about Overwatch.
no. it originally competed in TF2's space and that game doesn't even feature visible female characters in-game. OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
Female mercs were cut content from Team Fortress 2. Even then, rule 63 exists and there's the whole adage >less is more
The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 bawds who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread. >OW initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
You are paid to be here, and if not you should be. Playing in traffic, that is, you should be playing in traffic.
>>less is more >The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 bawds who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread.
yeah, I can only remember d.va, berry lady, and egypt footballer, other than that everything seems hazy and distant.
who's angry?
it's funny, if anything
Blizzard could do everything in its power to obfuscate them, and dedicated autists would find and rip them in a day or two
>No they won't lol. Remember when like 80% of the first wave of drawn fanart was commissioned by blizzard themselves?
This never happened and you're an insane schizo?
Drawgays made porn literally within 15 minutes of the first trailer / announcement
i unironically suspect internal sabotage
i'm guessing everyone who busted their ass to "make it" by working at blizzard just to have senior management all retire and be replaced by hacks constantly embroiled in controversy after controversy are just collecting cash while sticking their thumbs up their ass
is that what we're doing? just posting fake screenshots of news articles and twitter and jerking eachother off?
pretending to be moronic just makes actual morons think they're in good company
>pretending to be moronic just makes actual morons think they're in good company
lmao you're like 7 years late with that revelation.
board is only good for shitposting as /b/ lite vidya edition
you can't even "just encrypt" game assets like that either.
because the game client has to be able to decrypt it so the decryption keys are in there somewhere.
You really expect me to take 5 seconds to Google an article to make sure I'm not getting tricked? Frick you homosexual I'm gonna read a single headline and believe it no matter what then overreact and look like a moron when someone proves the article is fake!
>I have a life! I just can't be assed to spend a second reading the text under the headline even though I have time to make a post on Ganker! >Even if I did read it I would have to fact check it even though the sheer absurdity of it should expose it already to me that it's fake!
The cope this image causes is incredible. Based image exposing and BTFO morons on Ganker.
3 but all three are ripe for porn >Cute jap ninja girl >Austrlian muscle mommy, except its the good kind not the Zarya kind >Delicious black canadian thighborg
>By default you mean OW1 stuff?
as in the skins that come out when a hero releases and are always on sale for the hero. Other OW1 skins is going to be resold for real money
does blizzard literally do anything other than add shit to their old games or rehash their old games in order to be able to add features that thoroughly kill them?
no ones fricking using their models anyway lmao it's all custom built and it's half the reason why some of the better clips look so good. there's different models circulating around and the nude modified game ones are near the bottom of the barrel.
It really is like they've forgotten everything that put them in the position they're in to begin with, it's almost like they're flirting with failure in every way they can, how much can they change or spit on the things that got them to the top and keep selling?
>briefly play Warframe at some point >stumble on hildryn >BIG in all the right places >look up art >futanari
FRICK I mean at least a couple of those were -on female but still.
>over watch 2 will encrypt its 3d characters for the one thing people actually care about these models for.
God damn, Blizzard IS fricking moronic holy shit.
This sounds like a really poor attempt at reverse psychology. It's like them going "Oh please, DOn't keep making the infinitely popular content of our game that kept the first game relevant on the internet as long as it did, oh no!" Only slightly less obvious than when Randy literally tweeted about Battleborn rule 34
>alan smithy
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee >Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) is an official pseudonym used by film directors who wish to disown a project.
Its actually comical how many anti-consumer practices they have been transparent about in this games promotion but how wildly successful it will be in spite of it all
this is the future 8-16 year olds are choosing for us, and there is NOTHING we can do to stop it
You literally fell for a marketing scam. You think Blizzard isnt going to "come around" and be like >Well guys, we know you want it. We cant go against the wishes of our paying customers 🙂 >We are so cool and understanding! >Proceeds to ban you for not saying someones pronouns in voicechat.
They know coomers are the fricking lifeblood of this game. Theyre not THAT moronic.
What's the purpose of deliberately killing your game's main form of advertisement? If it wasn't for porn, they wouldn't even have the resources to make an Overwatch 2.
Hehehe, no bro, it was all just shitposting bro. I was pretending to be moronic, and you fell for it! Why would I genuinely try to discuss video games when I can farm (you)'s instead? Hehehe, I win again.
>oh no, people will have to keep using the current 3D models rather than the updated ones that have slightly different butt dimensions, or the 2-3 new characters people will just draw and self-animate instead
Even if this was true and enforceable, this is a nothing thread made of nothingburgers.
This is fake as shit and if its not any encryption that would actually prevent ripping would slow down the game greatly and would basically make it unplayable
>Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
I am literally going to decrypt Tracer's OW2 model and make Tracer futa porn for the rest of my life. Frick Blizzard.
It won't work.
fpbp. "in an effort" is the key phrase in the OP
>key phrase
you mean israeli phrase
Let's gooo another OW porn dump thread
isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with? this sounds like some Tumblr-tier foot shooting. also people will crack it in no time, no cipher can stop the coom.
Actual mouth breathing moron, a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fricking stupid.
>a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fricking stupid.
What exactly did you search there?
"Is overwatch popular due to porn?"
He means a 5 second search would tell you this article is fake, if you were somehow moronic enough to think it was real
Actual fricking troglodyte, a 5 second thought popping through your head would take not to be this fricking stupid
Yeah it was fricking funny how tumblr just fricking died after they decided to remove all porn.
>no cipher can stop the coom.
Agreed. At worst case scenario, coom artists will make their own overwatch models and roll with it. However, Blizzard not accepting the fact that Overwatch is popular mostly by its porn, its pretty stupid
It’s not stupid, it’s a fake decision to try to make normies believe they changed after all the sexual harassments episode in their company. They know for sure that people will keep doing porn for them and keep making their game popular, the encrypted thing won’t last eternally.
no. it originally competed in TF2's space and that game doesn't even feature visible female characters in-game. OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
Blizzdrones and unskilled shitters are the majority
>OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
>Its literally pure fan service and got instantly milked for that
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PORN OF OUR........... CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the only thing that kept the game alive all this years, don't convince yourself other wise.
Only good thing about Overwatch was the porn. Blizzard doesn't seem to get that, but then again Blizzard just seems to want to die at this point. Good riddance.
Yeah, rule 34 is the sole reason anyone cares about Overwatch.
Female mercs were cut content from Team Fortress 2. Even then, rule 63 exists and there's the whole adage
>less is more
The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 bawds who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread.
>OW initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
You are paid to be here, and if not you should be. Playing in traffic, that is, you should be playing in traffic.
>>less is more
>The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 bawds who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread.
yeah, I can only remember d.va, berry lady, and egypt footballer, other than that everything seems hazy and distant.
>isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with?
no, it's actually more like 99%
Porn is not the reason OW became popular but it's 100% the only reason anyone cares about the game at all anymore.
>Ganker is so outrageously moronic that they believe every single fake article they see
we don't care if it's fake or not
it's sufficiently interesting to talk about
>it's interesting to get angry over an imaginary scenario
no it's not and i believe that you should not be allowed to post on Ganker
who's angry?
it's funny, if anything
Blizzard could do everything in its power to obfuscate them, and dedicated autists would find and rip them in a day or two
indeed
it's something to do
If only trannies did not exist, if only!
B-but I'm redpilled... I see through all the fake mainstream lies...
OW only got porn *because* it was popular, gamer
>coomers think everyone is as big as a gooner degen as he is
disgusting.
>Tracer isn't intended to have a penis
Then why does she have one?
"A" penis is the key. She's supposed to have 3 like Nail Kaiser.
>Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
OMG so transphobic!
I hope twitter trannies try to cancel them for that comment
No they won't lol. Remember when like 80% of the first wave of drawn fanart was commissioned by blizzard themselves?
>No they won't lol. Remember when like 80% of the first wave of drawn fanart was commissioned by blizzard themselves?
This never happened and you're an insane schizo?
Drawgays made porn literally within 15 minutes of the first trailer / announcement
They are trying really hard to make Overwatch 2 fail
i unironically suspect internal sabotage
i'm guessing everyone who busted their ass to "make it" by working at blizzard just to have senior management all retire and be replaced by hacks constantly embroiled in controversy after controversy are just collecting cash while sticking their thumbs up their ass
op posts a fake headline and anons believe it
Just another day on Ganker
It just goes to show how many underage are on here
Ganker isn't a serious website. You need to stop having standards while coming here. You don't get absurdism.
is that what we're doing? just posting fake screenshots of news articles and twitter and jerking eachother off?
pretending to be moronic just makes actual morons think they're in good company
Yes, this is a website for satire, its going to be rife with lies for lulz.
What were (you) thinking Ganker was?
>pretending to be moronic just makes actual morons think they're in good company
lmao you're like 7 years late with that revelation.
board is only good for shitposting as /b/ lite vidya edition
OP doesn't get a free pass. He's a homosexual and so are you.
i mean its not another one of those "reply or your mom dies" and it getting 50 replies
It was real in my mind.
you can't even "just encrypt" game assets like that either.
because the game client has to be able to decrypt it so the decryption keys are in there somewhere.
I thought for a splitsecond it was true because every other piece of OW2 news that comes out is about as stupid sounding.
It's more fun to take everything on this website and 100% factual truth when replying.
It sounds exactly like any piece of media you find out there. Why do dumb fricks even pretend that this isn't a believable headline and text?
You really expect me to take 5 seconds to Google an article to make sure I'm not getting tricked? Frick you homosexual I'm gonna read a single headline and believe it no matter what then overreact and look like a moron when someone proves the article is fake!
What are you talking about? Alan Smithy is quite prolific and his career goes back a long, long time!
That’s how Ganker works
That’s 4 seconds too long, we must rage.
I could see modern blizzshit pulling something like this, tho
how am i gonna break it to you that not most of us have a life and dont fact check every article journo makes
>I have a life! I just can't be assed to spend a second reading the text under the headline even though I have time to make a post on Ganker!
>Even if I did read it I would have to fact check it even though the sheer absurdity of it should expose it already to me that it's fake!
The cope this image causes is incredible. Based image exposing and BTFO morons on Ganker.
>though the sheer absurdity of it should expose it already to me that it's fake!
this probably would be the least abusrd thing journalist would spout
>Company is so batshit insane that the OP is believable
Speaks more about blizzard than anything.
>im not gullible, it's everyone else's fault!
shut up moron
Wut?
I want it to be true because it'll be funnier when they crack it
How many new characters does Overwatch 1.1 even have
2
3 but all three are ripe for porn
>Cute jap ninja girl
>Austrlian muscle mommy, except its the good kind not the Zarya kind
>Delicious black canadian thighborg
Porn makers don't rip models/textures from games. They build their own cause they are powered by the horny.
They use them idiot. especially the face, hair, and eyes. Only the nude body and its textures is added on.
KM models. Those who know know.
Yeah, good luck with that one. coomers will always find a way.
Their resistance only makes my penis harder.
and Tracers
>Blizzard says Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
Kek. Hardest I laughed today
Mami...
dios mio...
el grande burra de la latina america...
just say el gran culo next time, taco bell chihuaha
>My God...
>The big ass of the Latin America...
I know you didn't translate this so you must know Spanish to some degree, Kudos.
gonna need the saunce for that particular scene
Are these Overwatch 2 articles jokes? I see a different moronic article like this every day now.
This specific one is a joke but most of the ones are just blizzard actually being moronic
Are they really getting rid of credits? I got like 4k, wanna spend them b4 OW2 if thats the case.
They transfer over but you can only use them on the defualt items for each hero, this includes the new heroes but they have fewer default skins.
By default you mean OW1 stuff?
>By default you mean OW1 stuff?
as in the skins that come out when a hero releases and are always on sale for the hero. Other OW1 skins is going to be resold for real money
they forgot the second sentence of rule 34
NO EXCEPTIONS
does blizzard literally do anything other than add shit to their old games or rehash their old games in order to be able to add features that thoroughly kill them?
>tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
I'm literally shaking right now
1. Not how it works
2. Would kill the game
3. It's still happening
You can tell this article is satire because Tracer isn't the one popularly associated with futa
Hey I know this video 🙂
you WILL give me the sauce
>frogposter is too moronic to type 'tracer bridgette ballgag' into google
children should be in school
>too moronic
I'm actually too lazy, thank you.
I need more D.va futa, but it's usually Widow, Brigette or Zarya packing a fat wiener
Gake and fay.
Overwatch 2 was not on my radar until I discovered my queen.
Imagine the size of her dripping wet wiener burying in my insides...
They can just dump it.
is there porn of the new ninja girl?
obvious false flag
blizzard pays to produce most overwatch porn
>3D porn
/v/tards recommended me breaking the quiet, necdaz 3d, and a bunch of 2B webms plus overwatch porn
All of it was shit, looks like inflatable sex dolls, very cheap looking animations, ill stick with my drawn japanese cartoons
When did you look this up? Keep in mind motion tracing for animation and mocap has gone fricking NUTS in the last four years for individual devs.
>Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
headlines these days, I swear
Which overwatch girls use chastity? Show your work.
Why are Americans ok with characters shooting each other but get in a hissyfit when a character shows a titty?
If Americans are making that game then Blizzard is just a bunch nazi
>Americans
I’m American and prefer breasts and butts, stop over generalizing. It’s repressed/fat ugly liberals who have issues with people being sexy.
Remnants of Puritanism that continue to this day.
Because that's the way it should be.
>tracer wasn't intented to have a penis
>remove the only good part of your game
>go bankrupt
They'll be doing everyone a favor so I don't have to see shitty western hentai.
Enjoy your pixel shit and black bars gay.
I know this is not real but I wish it was simply to have less OW smut that already oversaturates the digital smut scene.
no ones fricking using their models anyway lmao it's all custom built and it's half the reason why some of the better clips look so good. there's different models circulating around and the nude modified game ones are near the bottom of the barrel.
>Blizzard trying to kill the only good part of Overwatch
lmao
It really is like they've forgotten everything that put them in the position they're in to begin with, it's almost like they're flirting with failure in every way they can, how much can they change or spit on the things that got them to the top and keep selling?
Tracer should have a penis.
Why is there so much Overwatch futanari?
Because if you think a pussy looks good you play Warframe or CS 1.6.
>briefly play Warframe at some point
>stumble on hildryn
>BIG in all the right places
>look up art
>futanari
FRICK I mean at least a couple of those were -on female but still.
You know how it works
Women is small, skinny and frail? Have vegana
Women is big, muscular, and dominant? Have wiener
Everyone knows deep down that femininity is bound with fragility
Well, I hate it. I want to sex the big women and I don't want penises or femdom shit or whatever else garbage that keeps getting attached to them.
What? But didn't Blizzard encourage the OW porn to begin with?
>Prevent
They know they can't stop it, it will just delay it for about 30 minutes.
They're right, Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis. She was intended to explode.
This image sent me into a porn relapse. Plz take it down...
>over watch 2 will encrypt its 3d characters for the one thing people actually care about these models for.
God damn, Blizzard IS fricking moronic holy shit.
This sounds like a really poor attempt at reverse psychology. It's like them going "Oh please, DOn't keep making the infinitely popular content of our game that kept the first game relevant on the internet as long as it did, oh no!" Only slightly less obvious than when Randy literally tweeted about Battleborn rule 34
Dude, I bet you're hella right.
please for the love of god anything but more gushing blue vegana please
Are they trying their best to make the game fail? Every news I hear about OW2 is like a parody
I can't seem to find this article anywhere.
OP, you didn't go on the internet and tell a fib did you?
im sure itll have a few 12 year old boys for you, dont worry anon
>alan smithy
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee
>Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) is an official pseudonym used by film directors who wish to disown a project.
>Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
What a world we live in
>will encrypt its 3D characters
This is on the level of hacking the mainframe
Blizzard is an incredibly weird company now.
Its actually comical how many anti-consumer practices they have been transparent about in this games promotion but how wildly successful it will be in spite of it all
this is the future 8-16 year olds are choosing for us, and there is NOTHING we can do to stop it
Why do they care?
that's a no from me dawg
You literally fell for a marketing scam. You think Blizzard isnt going to "come around" and be like
>Well guys, we know you want it. We cant go against the wishes of our paying customers 🙂
>We are so cool and understanding!
>Proceeds to ban you for not saying someones pronouns in voicechat.
They know coomers are the fricking lifeblood of this game. Theyre not THAT moronic.
What's the purpose of deliberately killing your game's main form of advertisement? If it wasn't for porn, they wouldn't even have the resources to make an Overwatch 2.
Look at this thread and tell me that Ganker isn't the lowest IQ board with a straight face.
/x/ is much worse
Hehehe, no bro, it was all just shitposting bro. I was pretending to be moronic, and you fell for it! Why would I genuinely try to discuss video games when I can farm (you)'s instead? Hehehe, I win again.
>oh no, people will have to keep using the current 3D models rather than the updated ones that have slightly different butt dimensions, or the 2-3 new characters people will just draw and self-animate instead
Even if this was true and enforceable, this is a nothing thread made of nothingburgers.
Why are they so desperate to prevent porn of this shit? Its literally free marketing
It feels like they're specifically trying to kill their game. It's too coincidental.
>sexless blue haired millennials want to stop others from having fun
many such cases
I won't be playing Overwatch 2. Ever.
>Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
didn't stop God
bit late for that innit?
Welp, there goes any excuse to care about OW2. Can't wait for blizzard to file for bankruptcy.
Does the encryption also cause r34 artist to forget what Blender is?
This is fake as shit and if its not any encryption that would actually prevent ripping would slow down the game greatly and would basically make it unplayable
Why don't you people lust after real, 3D women?
>Encryption
>Cracks it
>SFM porn a plenty
Nothing personal, Blizzy.
>States Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
BASED penis modders.
Just when you think they can't get more moronic. They know people will just make their own models, right?
>80 iq Ganker poster calling other people moronic
lol
oh boy it's the Ganker version of those Ganker threads about Ryan Gosling hating his memes
The sheer hubris of these morons believing that people would actually use their dogshit models instead of making their own in Blender lmao.
Who? What?
lol okay
so it will take two days instead of 4 hours to rip them?
This is most wise.
my penis disagrees
Doesn't even make sense since people could just make their own.
BRIGITO, GIVE ME THE DILEEDO!
>throwing away all this free marketing and sales from wannabe porn creators
lmao, who with half a brain would believe OP's phony ass post?
i feel for Tracer. You just know all the other girls make fun of her little microdick
>Encrypt the files
>but porn artists still have the old ones
Which new character are they trying to keep outa porn?
junker queen (massive futa goldmine)
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8ea6dc68-0389-43eb-9460-1dc624fcad97
tbh has the Overwatch porn community been active recently since the bleeding, or just the same old?
They really think they're popular enough to keep this up?
nice
>Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
I am literally going to decrypt Tracer's OW2 model and make Tracer futa porn for the rest of my life. Frick Blizzard.