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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It won't work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. "in an effort" is the key phrase in the OP

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >key phrase
        you mean israeli phrase

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's gooo another OW porn dump thread

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with? this sounds like some Tumblr-tier foot shooting. also people will crack it in no time, no cipher can stop the coom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actual mouth breathing moron, a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fricking stupid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fricking stupid.
        What exactly did you search there?
        "Is overwatch popular due to porn?"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Actual fricking troglodyte, a 5 second thought popping through your head would take not to be this fricking stupid

          That’s how Ganker works
          [...]
          That’s 4 seconds too long, we must rage.

          He means a 5 second search would tell you this article is fake, if you were somehow moronic enough to think it was real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Actual fricking troglodyte, a 5 second thought popping through your head would take not to be this fricking stupid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was fricking funny how tumblr just fricking died after they decided to remove all porn.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no cipher can stop the coom.
      Agreed. At worst case scenario, coom artists will make their own overwatch models and roll with it. However, Blizzard not accepting the fact that Overwatch is popular mostly by its porn, its pretty stupid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not stupid, it’s a fake decision to try to make normies believe they changed after all the sexual harassments episode in their company. They know for sure that people will keep doing porn for them and keep making their game popular, the encrypted thing won’t last eternally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no. it originally competed in TF2's space and that game doesn't even feature visible female characters in-game. OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with? this sounds like some Tumblr-tier foot shooting. also people will crack it in no time, no cipher can stop the coom.

        Blizzdrones and unskilled shitters are the majority

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
        >Its literally pure fan service and got instantly milked for that
        >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PORN OF OUR........... CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        It's the only thing that kept the game alive all this years, don't convince yourself other wise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only good thing about Overwatch was the porn. Blizzard doesn't seem to get that, but then again Blizzard just seems to want to die at this point. Good riddance.

      Yeah, rule 34 is the sole reason anyone cares about Overwatch.

      no. it originally competed in TF2's space and that game doesn't even feature visible female characters in-game. OW's initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.

      Female mercs were cut content from Team Fortress 2. Even then, rule 63 exists and there's the whole adage
      >less is more
      The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 bawds who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread.
      >OW initial popularity was genuine optimism for a fun game.
      You are paid to be here, and if not you should be. Playing in traffic, that is, you should be playing in traffic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>less is more
        >The nine mercs in Team Fortress 2 are more memorable characters than the over 9000 bawds who get their butts posted every single Overwatch thread.
        yeah, I can only remember d.va, berry lady, and egypt footballer, other than that everything seems hazy and distant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't the porn like 90% the reason why OW is popular to begin with?
      no, it's actually more like 99%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Porn is not the reason OW became popular but it's 100% the only reason anyone cares about the game at all anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker is so outrageously moronic that they believe every single fake article they see

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we don't care if it's fake or not
        it's sufficiently interesting to talk about

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's interesting to get angry over an imaginary scenario
          no it's not and i believe that you should not be allowed to post on Ganker

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            who's angry?
            it's funny, if anything
            Blizzard could do everything in its power to obfuscate them, and dedicated autists would find and rip them in a day or two

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            indeed
            it's something to do

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If only trannies did not exist, if only!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        B-but I'm redpilled... I see through all the fake mainstream lies...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OW only got porn *because* it was popular, gamer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >coomers think everyone is as big as a gooner degen as he is
      disgusting.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer isn't intended to have a penis
    Then why does she have one?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "A" penis is the key. She's supposed to have 3 like Nail Kaiser.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    OMG so transphobic!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope twitter trannies try to cancel them for that comment

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No they won't lol. Remember when like 80% of the first wave of drawn fanart was commissioned by blizzard themselves?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No they won't lol. Remember when like 80% of the first wave of drawn fanart was commissioned by blizzard themselves?
      This never happened and you're an insane schizo?

      Drawgays made porn literally within 15 minutes of the first trailer / announcement

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are trying really hard to make Overwatch 2 fail

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically suspect internal sabotage
      i'm guessing everyone who busted their ass to "make it" by working at blizzard just to have senior management all retire and be replaced by hacks constantly embroiled in controversy after controversy are just collecting cash while sticking their thumbs up their ass

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    op posts a fake headline and anons believe it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just another day on Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It just goes to show how many underage are on here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker isn't a serious website. You need to stop having standards while coming here. You don't get absurdism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is that what we're doing? just posting fake screenshots of news articles and twitter and jerking eachother off?
        pretending to be moronic just makes actual morons think they're in good company

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, this is a website for satire, its going to be rife with lies for lulz.
          What were (you) thinking Ganker was?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >pretending to be moronic just makes actual morons think they're in good company
          lmao you're like 7 years late with that revelation.
          board is only good for shitposting as /b/ lite vidya edition

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OP doesn't get a free pass. He's a homosexual and so are you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i mean its not another one of those "reply or your mom dies" and it getting 50 replies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was real in my mind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't even "just encrypt" game assets like that either.
      because the game client has to be able to decrypt it so the decryption keys are in there somewhere.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought for a splitsecond it was true because every other piece of OW2 news that comes out is about as stupid sounding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's more fun to take everything on this website and 100% factual truth when replying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds exactly like any piece of media you find out there. Why do dumb fricks even pretend that this isn't a believable headline and text?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You really expect me to take 5 seconds to Google an article to make sure I'm not getting tricked? Frick you homosexual I'm gonna read a single headline and believe it no matter what then overreact and look like a moron when someone proves the article is fake!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? Alan Smithy is quite prolific and his career goes back a long, long time!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how Ganker works

      Actual mouth breathing moron, a 5 second google search is all iit would take to not be this fricking stupid.

      That’s 4 seconds too long, we must rage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I could see modern blizzshit pulling something like this, tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how am i gonna break it to you that not most of us have a life and dont fact check every article journo makes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a life! I just can't be assed to spend a second reading the text under the headline even though I have time to make a post on Ganker!
        >Even if I did read it I would have to fact check it even though the sheer absurdity of it should expose it already to me that it's fake!

        The cope this image causes is incredible. Based image exposing and BTFO morons on Ganker.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >though the sheer absurdity of it should expose it already to me that it's fake!
          this probably would be the least abusrd thing journalist would spout

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Company is so batshit insane that the OP is believable
      Speaks more about blizzard than anything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >im not gullible, it's everyone else's fault!
        shut up moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wut?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want it to be true because it'll be funnier when they crack it

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many new characters does Overwatch 1.1 even have

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3 but all three are ripe for porn
      >Cute jap ninja girl
      >Austrlian muscle mommy, except its the good kind not the Zarya kind
      >Delicious black canadian thighborg

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Porn makers don't rip models/textures from games. They build their own cause they are powered by the horny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They use them idiot. especially the face, hair, and eyes. Only the nude body and its textures is added on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KM models. Those who know know.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, good luck with that one. coomers will always find a way.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Their resistance only makes my penis harder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and Tracers

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Blizzard says Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    Kek. Hardest I laughed today

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mami...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio...
      el grande burra de la latina america...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just say el gran culo next time, taco bell chihuaha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >My God...
        >The big ass of the Latin America...

        I know you didn't translate this so you must know Spanish to some degree, Kudos.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gonna need the saunce for that particular scene

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are these Overwatch 2 articles jokes? I see a different moronic article like this every day now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This specific one is a joke but most of the ones are just blizzard actually being moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are they really getting rid of credits? I got like 4k, wanna spend them b4 OW2 if thats the case.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They transfer over but you can only use them on the defualt items for each hero, this includes the new heroes but they have fewer default skins.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            By default you mean OW1 stuff?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >By default you mean OW1 stuff?
              as in the skins that come out when a hero releases and are always on sale for the hero. Other OW1 skins is going to be resold for real money

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they forgot the second sentence of rule 34
    NO EXCEPTIONS

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does blizzard literally do anything other than add shit to their old games or rehash their old games in order to be able to add features that thoroughly kill them?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    I'm literally shaking right now

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Not how it works
    2. Would kill the game
    3. It's still happening

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell this article is satire because Tracer isn't the one popularly associated with futa

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I know this video 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you WILL give me the sauce

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >frogposter is too moronic to type 'tracer bridgette ballgag' into google
        children should be in school

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >too moronic

          I'm actually too lazy, thank you.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need more D.va futa, but it's usually Widow, Brigette or Zarya packing a fat wiener

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gake and fay.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch 2 was not on my radar until I discovered my queen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the size of her dripping wet wiener burying in my insides...

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They can just dump it.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there porn of the new ninja girl?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    obvious false flag
    blizzard pays to produce most overwatch porn

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >3D porn
    /v/tards recommended me breaking the quiet, necdaz 3d, and a bunch of 2B webms plus overwatch porn

    All of it was shit, looks like inflatable sex dolls, very cheap looking animations, ill stick with my drawn japanese cartoons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When did you look this up? Keep in mind motion tracing for animation and mocap has gone fricking NUTS in the last four years for individual devs.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    headlines these days, I swear

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which overwatch girls use chastity? Show your work.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans ok with characters shooting each other but get in a hissyfit when a character shows a titty?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If Americans are making that game then Blizzard is just a bunch nazi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans
      I’m American and prefer breasts and butts, stop over generalizing. It’s repressed/fat ugly liberals who have issues with people being sexy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Remnants of Puritanism that continue to this day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's the way it should be.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tracer wasn't intented to have a penis

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >remove the only good part of your game
    >go bankrupt

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They'll be doing everyone a favor so I don't have to see shitty western hentai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your pixel shit and black bars gay.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is not real but I wish it was simply to have less OW smut that already oversaturates the digital smut scene.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no ones fricking using their models anyway lmao it's all custom built and it's half the reason why some of the better clips look so good. there's different models circulating around and the nude modified game ones are near the bottom of the barrel.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Blizzard trying to kill the only good part of Overwatch
    lmao

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It really is like they've forgotten everything that put them in the position they're in to begin with, it's almost like they're flirting with failure in every way they can, how much can they change or spit on the things that got them to the top and keep selling?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tracer should have a penis.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so much Overwatch futanari?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you think a pussy looks good you play Warframe or CS 1.6.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >briefly play Warframe at some point
        >stumble on hildryn
        >BIG in all the right places
        >look up art
        >futanari
        FRICK I mean at least a couple of those were -on female but still.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You know how it works

          Women is small, skinny and frail? Have vegana
          Women is big, muscular, and dominant? Have wiener

          Everyone knows deep down that femininity is bound with fragility

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I hate it. I want to sex the big women and I don't want penises or femdom shit or whatever else garbage that keeps getting attached to them.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What? But didn't Blizzard encourage the OW porn to begin with?

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Prevent
    They know they can't stop it, it will just delay it for about 30 minutes.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're right, Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis. She was intended to explode.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This image sent me into a porn relapse. Plz take it down...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >over watch 2 will encrypt its 3d characters for the one thing people actually care about these models for.
    God damn, Blizzard IS fricking moronic holy shit.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a really poor attempt at reverse psychology. It's like them going "Oh please, DOn't keep making the infinitely popular content of our game that kept the first game relevant on the internet as long as it did, oh no!" Only slightly less obvious than when Randy literally tweeted about Battleborn rule 34

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, I bet you're hella right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      please for the love of god anything but more gushing blue vegana please

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are they trying their best to make the game fail? Every news I hear about OW2 is like a parody

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't seem to find this article anywhere.

    OP, you didn't go on the internet and tell a fib did you?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    im sure itll have a few 12 year old boys for you, dont worry anon

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >alan smithy
    https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee
    >Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) is an official pseudonym used by film directors who wish to disown a project.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    What a world we live in

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >will encrypt its 3D characters
    This is on the level of hacking the mainframe

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blizzard is an incredibly weird company now.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually comical how many anti-consumer practices they have been transparent about in this games promotion but how wildly successful it will be in spite of it all

    this is the future 8-16 year olds are choosing for us, and there is NOTHING we can do to stop it

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they care?

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's a no from me dawg

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You literally fell for a marketing scam. You think Blizzard isnt going to "come around" and be like
    >Well guys, we know you want it. We cant go against the wishes of our paying customers 🙂
    >We are so cool and understanding!
    >Proceeds to ban you for not saying someones pronouns in voicechat.
    They know coomers are the fricking lifeblood of this game. Theyre not THAT moronic.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the purpose of deliberately killing your game's main form of advertisement? If it wasn't for porn, they wouldn't even have the resources to make an Overwatch 2.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this thread and tell me that Ganker isn't the lowest IQ board with a straight face.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /x/ is much worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hehehe, no bro, it was all just shitposting bro. I was pretending to be moronic, and you fell for it! Why would I genuinely try to discuss video games when I can farm (you)'s instead? Hehehe, I win again.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, people will have to keep using the current 3D models rather than the updated ones that have slightly different butt dimensions, or the 2-3 new characters people will just draw and self-animate instead
    Even if this was true and enforceable, this is a nothing thread made of nothingburgers.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so desperate to prevent porn of this shit? Its literally free marketing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like they're specifically trying to kill their game. It's too coincidental.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sexless blue haired millennials want to stop others from having fun
    many such cases

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I won't be playing Overwatch 2. Ever.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    didn't stop God

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bit late for that innit?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, there goes any excuse to care about OW2. Can't wait for blizzard to file for bankruptcy.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does the encryption also cause r34 artist to forget what Blender is?

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is fake as shit and if its not any encryption that would actually prevent ripping would slow down the game greatly and would basically make it unplayable

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you people lust after real, 3D women?

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Encryption
    >Cracks it
    >SFM porn a plenty
    Nothing personal, Blizzy.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >States Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    BASED penis modders.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just when you think they can't get more moronic. They know people will just make their own models, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >80 iq Ganker poster calling other people moronic
      lol

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy it's the Ganker version of those Ganker threads about Ryan Gosling hating his memes

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer hubris of these morons believing that people would actually use their dogshit models instead of making their own in Blender lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who? What?

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol okay
    so it will take two days instead of 4 hours to rip them?

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is most wise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my penis disagrees

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't even make sense since people could just make their own.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BRIGITO, GIVE ME THE DILEEDO!

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >throwing away all this free marketing and sales from wannabe porn creators
    lmao, who with half a brain would believe OP's phony ass post?

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i feel for Tracer. You just know all the other girls make fun of her little microdick

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Encrypt the files
    >but porn artists still have the old ones
    Which new character are they trying to keep outa porn?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      junker queen (massive futa goldmine)

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8ea6dc68-0389-43eb-9460-1dc624fcad97

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tbh has the Overwatch porn community been active recently since the bleeding, or just the same old?

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They really think they're popular enough to keep this up?

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tracer wasn't intended to have a penis
    I am literally going to decrypt Tracer's OW2 model and make Tracer futa porn for the rest of my life. Frick Blizzard.

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