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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Close the browser window

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GONNA CLIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKK

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the stats and realize that I'm probably not going to get lucky enough to make a second mega monster combo worth 20 vigintillion cookies, then close the tab.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You make your own luck (with savescumming wizard tower summons)

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stare at my screen unblinking for 18 minutes until a gold cookie appears

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Install a clicking macro.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait until dusk then eat it, it's ramadan, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had some ramadan for breakfast.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remember the game
    >remember the updates
    >that dungeon mode with girl scouts the dev was teasing
    >look at the game now
    >it isn't there and the couple new minigames added in like 10 years are just boring, passive shit with less involvement with the garden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the stats and realize that I'm probably not going to get lucky enough to make a second mega monster combo worth 20 vigintillion cookies, then close the tab.

      never played it, qrd on the game? is it true there’s an entire meta and strategy surrounding it, and lore?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the meta is basically just chaining overpowered random events, you won't get anywhere throw passive play

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, the Garden and the Stock market are still the worst shit in existence

      >tee heee reeeetards, good fricking luck finding out the recipe for the everdaisy or the juicy queenbeet or the fricking shriekbulbs or whatever, have fun idling for TWO FRICKING DAYS to then try and get the seedless to nay achievement, whoopsie doopsie I made a 0,002% mutation every 3 minutes max but don't worry, if you get the 5 minutes thing its 0,006% instead!
      >Once you finish that you get like 10 sugar things, sadly you already spent more than that fricking getting to this point anyways so skill issue, also plants mutate 5% more and grow like that too
      >Heeeey homosexuals, hope you like giving way too many checks on this updated every 1 minute minigame that makes no money and gets you nothing at all but has like 7 achievements behind it and where using it for like 3 days straight does less than 5% of a clickstorm elder wrath
      >Oh also to do any of this, waste several days and hope to frick you don't get shitty harvests of sugar lumps, or yknow, just cheat like you're meant to
      >Totaly gonna be done once all the minigames are done by the way 🙂

      Fricking ortiel, you actual moron Black person, what the frick is your problem man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was a lot of backlash against the possibility of changing stock market, anon (by the players who already got the achievements and don't want it to be easier for anyone else)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking despise it, the entire game is chill and easy but if I want to fricking finish it I have to get 10 fricking million in profit for this fricking thing and spend like 2 months worth of fricking sugar lumps on a minigame that stacks no CPS and gets me no dopamine. The fricking wizard tower is infinitely more interesting and impactful together with the temple, I can even sort of like the garden because some plants are cool, but defending the fricking Stock Market? the objectively least interesting, most boring and yet complicated piece of shit slow moving thing in the world?

          Sugar lumps were a mistake, but good god the Stock Market and the Garden deserve to get the noose. Just give hints to the garden, fricking multiply every chance so its at least 1% minimum, make it so THE FRICKING OPPORTUNITIES ACTUALLY WORK ORTIEL, ITS BEEN DEADCODE FOR LIKE FRICKING YEARS.

          God what a shit fricking way to handle a game. Fricks the mining and more man, this is such bullshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Garden isn't that bad if you aren't focusing on it and just doing it as you're idling for other shit, and if you are focusing on it then just save scum which makes it trivial.

        The stock market is fricking misery though, getting all the achievements is just a month of being forced to pretty much never ascend so eventually you run out of shit to do except watch the stocks.

        There was a lot of backlash against the possibility of changing stock market, anon (by the players who already got the achievements and don't want it to be easier for anyone else)

        Frick those people, I don't hate my fellow man, either make the stock market worthwhile or may the achievement easier. I didn't suffer so everyone else has to.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only point of garden is to focus on it until you get the shit you want or need Anon. I do save scum but its fricking shit anyways to refresh 268 times for a juicy queenbeet or whatever else and having to do guides on my cookie clicker, shit's a watching the wiki tier grind thats awful in design for no reason man. And yeah its fricking hot garbage on the stock market, even my week long dabbling has me doing 4 million and I hate it.

          I just want fun minigames without having to fricking delve into shit constantly man, is it so much to fricking ask for the funny cookie game to not suddenly have fun hating minigames and shit with like 30 achievements between them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking despise it, the entire game is chill and easy but if I want to fricking finish it I have to get 10 fricking million in profit for this fricking thing and spend like 2 months worth of fricking sugar lumps on a minigame that stacks no CPS and gets me no dopamine. The fricking wizard tower is infinitely more interesting and impactful together with the temple, I can even sort of like the garden because some plants are cool, but defending the fricking Stock Market? the objectively least interesting, most boring and yet complicated piece of shit slow moving thing in the world?

        Sugar lumps were a mistake, but good god the Stock Market and the Garden deserve to get the noose. Just give hints to the garden, fricking multiply every chance so its at least 1% minimum, make it so THE FRICKING OPPORTUNITIES ACTUALLY WORK ORTIEL, ITS BEEN DEADCODE FOR LIKE FRICKING YEARS.

        God what a shit fricking way to handle a game. Fricks the mining and more man, this is such bullshit.

        You guys get too work out over a simple free game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick off orteil

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's been 11 fricking years

    https://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open console
    >game.RuinTheFun();
    there, you can move on now

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What good idle games would you guys recomend?
    I am currently playing Trimps that is neat enough to play for a while and used to play NGU idle but haven't really found other good idle games besides those, though no idle game comes even close to the old Anti-Idle:The game way back in Kongregate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Antimatter Dimensions is the shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just hit Reality # 5
        Send help

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like an autistic progression game where you put like 20 different percentage modifiers from like 6 different sources to get just some extra juice... i like it!
        Will check it latter thanks anon.

        I'm a giga degenerate, literally the only progression I have left to make anymore is the building level achievements, so like once a month I just start the game up to dump my sugar lumps into whatever still needs to hit level 10 and then forget about the game for 30 days

        I still haven't gotten that 27777 golden cookie click achievement though so I guess I'm not a hopeless degenerate.

        I have never cheated a cookie once.

        >I'm a giga degenerate
        You don't seem like a Crush Crush porn patched player anon, so i believe you still have hope

        360 and walk away to play the better game.

        mobile release incoming

        Aw yeah mate! do you have a link to the anouncement or about that sequel that the Tukkun once mentioned he was making but was uncertain WHEN he will get into it?
        Tukkun's site seems to be down

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sequel I believe is cancelled unfortunately. Mobile release is confirmed on the unofficial anti-idle discord (which i guess is official now that tukkun is a part of it). Late last year he released a google form on the discord asking about what people would like to see from a mobile release.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sequel I believe is cancelled unfortunately
            Oh well shit happens, i think i will check back on anti-idle, from what i saw the offline release got some things added and while personally never went that far into the game because i had problems with my saves reseting between updoots it would be nice to try to reach End game this time, it's such a shame that there's not that many good idle games, one of the best was NGU idle even if it felt a bit grindy at times though i hate 4G dropped the ball HARD with NGU industries, i was even an active participant of the Room 8 chatroom of NGU Idle in Kongregate before 4g literaly forsake us, didn't even deign to release the game ending in Kongregate just on the steam and Kartigre versions of the game

            >the Universal Paperclips ending

            I still remember a short idle game where you were some kind of reincarnated temporal entity, can't remember the name but it was in Free World Group website, the story was actually pretty good like some kind of oneshot with the ending being something like an alternate version of yourself thanking you for finally ending him after millions of years of loops

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      360 and walk away to play the better game.

      mobile release incoming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember playing this game, was pretty in depth for idle games which was surprising, had some fun before quitting eventually.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a fairly unique game called Sandcastle builder back when Cookie Clicker was at its peak of popularity, I remember it being somewhat complex and really fricking weird. Also had a lot of content, I never reached the endgame. Apparently it still exists and even got somewhat updated over years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sandcastle builder
        >This is an Idle Game written in Javascript. It is based on the xkcd comic 1190: Time, especially the forum thread about that comic. (These are known as the One True Comic and One True Thread among devotees (or 'OTTers').

        Sounds autistic as frick wich would normally be a green flag for me, but if the comunity is based on xkcd i am a bit iffy

        ENTER.
        https://demonin.com/games/dodecaDragons/

        Been playing this one for the last hour, thanks anon

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the cookie

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made it so far into the game the only way to make Cookies is to chain the golden cookie combos and it killed all desire to play the game.

    Or that's what I would say if I was a healthy person the save's sitting somewhere in my computer slowly earning sugar clumps.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >theres still no better idle game
    >they either are too active and require too much babysitting like NGU
    >or are too passive/ends almost immediately and turns into endless "prestige"

    Is cookie clicker really the best it gets?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a giga degenerate, literally the only progression I have left to make anymore is the building level achievements, so like once a month I just start the game up to dump my sugar lumps into whatever still needs to hit level 10 and then forget about the game for 30 days

    I still haven't gotten that 27777 golden cookie click achievement though so I guess I'm not a hopeless degenerate.

    I have never cheated a cookie once.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Universal Paperclips ending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There was an AI made of dust.
      >Whose poetry gained it man's trust...
      >If is follows ought, it'll do what they thought.
      >In the end we all do what we must.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you. You reminded me to check my cookeis.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Click on the head of the glowieisraelites monitoring me with an AR-15

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cookie Clicker is fun but it's shit.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regret not deleting my save when I had the chance

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER.
    https://demonin.com/games/dodecaDragons/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has dragons
      Sold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >faux win2k style
      Alright i'm sold you bastard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICKKKK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf did you do
        i played through the entire game and didn't see this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pet the dragon dude
          he's real cute don't you wanna try it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop advertising your game here ortiel

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only idle game i play is realm grinder, any others actually good and don't require checking in every 5 minutes to adjust some shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >realm grinder
      is it still alive? i really liked it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea tbh, i check it maybe once every 4 months for about a day and a half then get tired of having to make or research new builds for each increase in tier give it constant attention for large swathes of time before getting to a point of letting it actually idle

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    orteil you piece of shit i know you're responsible for the cookie clicker threads
    dungeons when?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch to my Synergism tab

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 13 I downloaded an autoclicker and set it on this site for an entire weekend while I was visiting distant family and when I came back home my laptop was fried and I had to get it repaired.

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