Bloons

Greetings my fellow monkeys
What a fine day to let down our defenses, eh?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when territory control

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WE'RE GETTING FRICKED RIGHT NOW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did you mean by this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blue is up in mah bizniz, stealing mah shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            call in your Ganker bros to assist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >10k points lead
            I think we'll be fine, besides we get tickets in 3 hours anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone's going to have to bite the bullet and take those normal tiles in and around our territory to make our dominance clear and absolute

            Not it btw

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when new waifu hero

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know what else is represented by a monkey?
      Sweet Baby Inc

      When zoomers gonna find the simpler things in life and boot up btd4

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea how Contested Territory works

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sign up with a team to participate
      Capture tiles to get points
      Tiles give points over time
      Team with most points wins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do I get as a reward

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you get to play with monke's tail

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            which monke
            I only care about chinkbug sauda

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >btd6
          >rewards
          pffftt

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you mean I won't find a qt 3.14 e-girl gf playing this game?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you gotta beat 5 whole maps on hard, in a row, with limited monkeys and lives, with extra bloon health and speed, and I'll give you $500
              Your girlfriend (Sauda) is $5000 by the way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Monkey Money, some powers/instas, and Team Trophies to buy team flair

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is for the local teams btw, global rewards aren't really worth mentioning.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You get to frick the CT monke girl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          prestige

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's achievements for it. I've never touched it after getting them though

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is the next update

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never
      frick your mermonkey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beginning of april

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue failed to capture the Bloonarius Banner tile off us, that's good. Man that tile was a pain in the dick, your only income early on is Rubber To Gold. I think having +1 extra Heli with 10% cooldown reduction made all the difference here

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about Bloons TD
    Why is this series so popular when other tower defense games exists? Will I miss out anything if jump to the sixth game? Is the game online that makes it not possible to pirate?

    I avoided Bloons for the longest since the whole concept of monkey popping balloons is dumb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute aesthetic, easy to get into, regular content updates
      you don't need to play the other games to play the 6th, some people like BTD5 more though
      As long you don't care about multiplayer, you can pirate the game. You might be flagged as a cheater and be unable to play co-op if you do so.
      I'd say pirate it and see if you like it first, otherwise you can just drop it. You need a lot of autism to play every map and every mode in the game for 500 hours straight without getting bored

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pirate a $1 game
        LMAO

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I ain't giving my freedom dollars to some aussie bastard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this series so popular when other tower defense games exists?
      It has a lot of maps, plenty of towers (each of which has 3 upgrade paths), and a fair number of game modes to mix up the difficulty
      >Will I miss out anything if jump to the sixth game?
      No
      >Is the game online that makes it not possible to pirate?
      You can pirate it just fine both on PC and mobile, but as

      cute aesthetic, easy to get into, regular content updates
      you don't need to play the other games to play the 6th, some people like BTD5 more though
      As long you don't care about multiplayer, you can pirate the game. You might be flagged as a cheater and be unable to play co-op if you do so.
      I'd say pirate it and see if you like it first, otherwise you can just drop it. You need a lot of autism to play every map and every mode in the game for 500 hours straight without getting bored

      says you might get flagged and not be able to play online. Haven't had any problems yet on my alt account

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this series so popular when other tower defense games exists?
      Bloons is one of THE classic tower defense series so it's always been popular. Also, every monkey has three different paths and path mixing which I guess is really attractive to get into
      >Will I miss out anything if jump to the sixth game?
      Nah

      Also it's not dumb. Rubber can be a real choking hazard and you need to drop nuclear bombs on em. frick balloons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally one dollar you cheap frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pirate a $1 game
        LMAO

        It's not $1

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's consistently on sale for 4 bucks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was free on EGS, so if you snost that chance, you lost your mance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Im 16 and dont have a debit/credit card or a job

      Its cheap, its fun, you can jack off to any monkey you like, just play it homosexual.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soulless td
    >have to place towers on fixed grids
    >enemies have health bars
    >not monkeys

    td soul
    >can place towers wherever you want
    >layers instead of hp bars
    >fun monkeys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>can place towers wherever you want

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna fricking MURDER whoever made it so you can place every tower in the game EXCEPT a heli there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't even have a frickin reason to do that, why is Ninja Kiwi like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely the worst thing in the entire game, other then a few of those achievments

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have to place towers on fixed grids
      >enemies have health bars
      >not monkeys
      But Gemcraft is all of these and it's supreme TD kino.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New battles2 update today? I want to try the new adora

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am currently on vacation, also my wifi will be shit since i'm far from my home

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even read your post lol
      where are you vacationing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm at the bahamas

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm at the bananas
          nice

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, they're asking for it now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY'RE DOING CIRCLE TACTICS, WE'RE SURROUNDED

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great, means we can fire in every direction

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bloonstalingrad.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >collection event started
    >no easter cosmetics in trophy store
    what gives

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Co-Op Tri Daily Challenge
    End of the Road with faster bloons and MOABs, map split and severely reduced tower selection
    XMRACR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did this one already, just get through the MOAB and then Ace solos everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      host a map with silly split like steps or the middle circle

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EZILI USE HEARTSTOPPER YOU FOOL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer to let the situation either resolve itself or fail catastrophically

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      using abilities is cheating

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where coop

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doko

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post lobby codes

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey Meadow - Hard
    With the moronic circle map split
    XMYDXW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pls something spicier than hard
      like magic only

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now it's Half Cash, I hope you're happy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no not half cash T_T

      Now it's Half Cash, I hope you're happy

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cash drop into farm
    you did not beat half-cash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not putting down psi
      I picked the wrong hero on accident
      no male heros

      stay broke boy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        psi is a tomboy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I can stick my penis in it, it's a girl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs money for Half-Cash
        all I need is $900 for Corvus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay
      >insta 5-2-0 boomer monkey

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got him. What map would you use him on?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Balance, put him right in the middle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half-cash isn't even hard you homies just suck

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe bloons reached 1000 pics on r34

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that but it was a great image too

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    time for CT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn right it is, we need to show Blue how it's done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boys are back in town

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you Blue that banner is MINE now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also remember you need to EQUIP RELIC POWERS before a round

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >upgrading a hero counts towards the least tiers score
    well shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie it tells you

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bosses are impossible blue must have the MOAB relic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm looking at FBF and I have no idea how to farm there to get such a quick kill.
      I think the only way is with Geraldo, but placing him down round 1 means penalty if you rush the figure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Followup, I'm not sure if buying the 103/104 alchemist is worth it for the money. Will see if I can deal with the first tier in a timely manner.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lead to gold is absolutely worth it
          just sell it before boss

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to have the tack shooter close to the entrance because of the boss, and if it is there I feel like it will steal money from the alchemist just from the leads.
            If this doesn't go well I'll try anyways.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like I have shit eco for T2, not sure what to do here. I don't want to sell the tack zone for the figure again, feels like a waste of money but it might have to be the play.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sell tack for rubber to golds, then do arch mages for T2

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Managed to get Tack Zone + Sky Shredder + Super Maelstrom but I end up going 30 seconds slower.

                sell tack for rubber to golds, then do arch mages for T2

                I'll see how mages do but I'm not expecting much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just for T2, arcane spike is very good for it's big range and moab damage. high pierce too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tried a bunch of shit and I don't see a single way, I give up. They probably had a moab relic or something.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They probably had a moab relic
                Blue has MOAB Clash on DCD, someone can take it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                done
                get bosses while we have it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was just about to start it lol, I'll try hedge again then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Relic made a big difference.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does it manage to pay for itself before round 40 though? I don't think there's enough leads

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pretty sure it does

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There are 44 leads total, which is $2200 from Lead to Gold

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not worth it then, I checked and the alchemist + upgrades leading into 003 cost $2650 total.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's in easy, it is 2250 if you go 003 and you can sell it so it should be worth it.
                And just 210 more if you go 103.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to do the bloonarius banner tile on BBF but couldn't afford the tackzone and something that could kill the spawns on time, no idea how they did it.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey! That Blue banner on Peninsula was mine you little shit!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is he PLANNING?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Relic Tile today
      Global domination tomorrow

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm taking those two relics by Red

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I took the two Relics by Red but Red decided to take one of ours. RIP Techbot, I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rip techbot, you were not useful and will not be missed.
      Also, team red is trying to take the banner tile in FCE now

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >204 and 024 dartling die to R78 camo ceramics
    >two 024 dartlings die to R76
    guess I'm spending more than 38k on this one, frick me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dying to camo when we've got the +3 damage to Camo relic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was using it, that's the thing

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are the available relics this event kinda shit when compared to the previous ones.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I claimed a money relic

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red is going for our Relics and I'm not claiming any more of the team ticket pool to try and beat him on FBE

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd he do it bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      instinct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i miss the old monkey design
      new monkey just panders to children and coomers

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made it to round 300, but the game is lagging to hard to continue.

    Also they just gave me an X-X-3 tack factory.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take pink's banners and relics, you guys watch out because Red is taking some of ours too.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Purple still doing nothing
    I don't get it. You have to sign up to play CT so why aren't any of them playing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're too intimidated by our power to do anything.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ I hate races

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i personally hate least cash, setting down a single T3 and just wondering if he can make it another 30 rounds or i'm just wasting my stupid time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking mostly about CT. That said I haven't had much trouble with Half-Cash ever since they released Corvus

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not half cash, least cash. It's CT too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh my bad, I misread. Yeah those can be miserable well, especially when you have to restart a couple of rounds from the end

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys is it weird that i like flat chested monkey girls

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOOO i WANT COOP NOW NOW NOW NOW
    START COOP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mate, everyone's doing CT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yo FRICK ct
        I wanna coop with my homieS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, I don't know what to spend the team tickets on, let me get some levels on my alt account then

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sulfur Springs - Impoppable
    Bonus eggs!
    XFWASV

    Up for 5 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good game, can't believe my VM was the last one standing, honestly thought it'd kick the bucket way earlier. I beat R200 then just sold the defence, want to focus on CT for now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good job Ezili getting 8 millions pops with MOAB Hex alone

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brickell glussy

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.twitch.tv/morgpie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can you fricking imagine being a zoomer, you need facecam, asscam, and monkecam for a stream to be worth watching? pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no banana farms
      dumb bawd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro wtf is that strat, why does she have no farms?This isn't even a CHIMPS game

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant get into btd6 because the artstyle lost its soul between games and i cant get over that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolute bullshit, it gained so much fricking soul from 5 to 6, it's fantastic now

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mere seconds away aaaaaaaaaa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did you try, and what are your relics? I'm on that one too, with lead + camo + moab + money relics. Still not sure on what to do for T1.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same relics
        comache defence + downdraft worked for t1
        with some cluster bombs to deal with the ceramic rushes
        then alch the comache when you can

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aaaaaa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont feel too bad, when it comes to races that's actually a massive gap, it's like the difference between 1st and 12th

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doing freeplay on a VM was a mistake

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I join your Territory team?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your friend code and I'll send an invite to you, though unfortunately since the event already began you won't be able to participate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LTSGU-CDRRC

        Blowjobs for all team members

        Is this the requirement to join or the reward from joining?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sent, let me know if it works

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yup, need to wait for next event though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blowjobs for all team members

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game fricking horrifies me.
    I fricking hate balloons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      monkeys can post on Ganker?
      get beck to work, monke, you have bloons to pop in the trenches of the monkey meadow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m autistic and hate these abominations

        BOO

        I fricking hate them popping the worst.
        I go into a panic attack every single time someone pops one of these abominations

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also I want to frick a clown but I’m horrified when they bring out the balloons

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You reminded me of this clown monkey tower concept

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You reminded me of this clown monkey tower concept

                he is just like me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://youtu.be/FmVSyKy6aKs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            EVIL
            EVIL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice try though.
            The sound effect for the game doesn’t bother me but IRL balloons
            do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BOO

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need glue brickell’s ass on my face

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one hour of coop passes by
    >that one guy is STILL grinding the Bloonarius tile
    See, I told you nobody could out-tism us. Also, I absolutely fricking kneel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if I don't beat it I will die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe in you anon, I hope Blue is watching in absolute terror
        Also, the score degrades in 34 minutes, I wonder if it will update for your attempt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's this one time attack banner tile on the right that i keep thinking ill do but trying to get it started with the towers they give you is fricking utterly brutal

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like these threads have been getting
    less horny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we've had a sudden influx of coopfriends that we've been distracted from the decadence of monke sexo for a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I spent most of my last co-op match trying to get a T-Rex to stand so it looked like it was humping Ezili

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The man does it again
          if any drawgay sees this I humbly request Ezili getting fricked by a t-rex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The man does it again
          if any drawgay sees this I humbly request Ezili getting fricked by a t-rex

          Ezili! No! You're too small! You can't take it!

          based, that sounds fine by me
          https://files.catbox.moe/f8ag5t.png

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will frame it and treasure it always

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice art brother

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we need more veganal sexy sex

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the heck
            you forgot the the puddle of "cleansing foam" btw

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a place I can find all your bloons stuff
            you are a hero amongst men

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i mean my mega has everything i've ever made in it
              https://mega.nz/folder/mNlUyaZS#SDajEYxbyblNqrTjTfKz2Q

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the Gwen wedding pic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in the request folder under misc

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see, thanks!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hell yeah dude, thanks for being the MVP of these threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No time to be horny when you're busy capturing tiles and doing co-op, most of the time horny posting is just a way to keep the thread bumped anyway. Can't say I'm not excited whenever a drawgay shows up to take requests though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will be that drawgay since there's rarely any fanart here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >rarely any fanart here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      through monkey, unity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can wiener it while you coop it with the lads;

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the monkeys that appear when you click on buildings on the home screen are now easter themed
    SOVL

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking did it
    had to heli move a tack zone but it worked in the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah nice man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grats man, I knew you could do it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah dude, fricking impressive.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone seen the camo trap tile?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it yesterday and I'll say it again, we have this event in the fricking bag bros, it's not even been 2 days yet and we already have like 2/3 of the map and a 15k point advantage on the second place, really I can't think of a single way we could lose at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is my last night I'm visiting family for the rest of the week

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blue are good, the only reason they're not winning against us is because they only have like 2 or 3 active people. But I think they'd beat us otherwise.
      Nothing beats our autism.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing beats our active players
        ftfy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's various reasons really, we got lots of people on our team all of which are active and pretty good at the game, even if all of blue rushed us I think we might just beat them through sheer numbers and autism alone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, blue team is actually pretty good at getting tough scores

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just took that one right in the middle of our territory cause it was pissing me off

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh you can zoom in on the map

    Look how happy he is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i noticed that, now i actually want some of the other npc's in the trophy shop so i can zoom in and stare at them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which one of the npcs should we get after we finish financing that hero banner? My vote's on the monkey king but he'll take a fricking lifetime to get

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but he'll take a fricking lifetime to get
          He costs as much as the hero banner, and we're already at 39k with CT not being over yet. That said my vote is either for the king or the pirate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think this little guy might be the cutest monkey in the whole game, possibly the whole franchise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need to give them some headpats

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, we're apparently #27 on the global teams leaderboard. If we can push up to top 25 we'll get 3k team trophies instead of 1.5k

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any players?
    Cracked: Hard - XFDYVW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      change the map split aaaaaaaaaa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have changed it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THE CRINGE MAP SPLIT... AUGH... THE PAIN... ANON... IT IS DARK...

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Heli Pilot allowance on Haunted Mansion
    THERE IS NOWHERE TO PUT HELI ON THIS MAP

    who designed this crap

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stuck in the corner at the exit
    Might as well take a nap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Place a heli or a farm or something with full map range idk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Build a MOAB Shove, do me proud

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you remove obstacles that are outside your area?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      P4 here, just whacked that rock

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Popmaster with a Razor Rotors from the other side of the map?
    lol
    lmao, even

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I beat bloody puddles without powers instas or cash drops, this map is fricking moronic
    The "remove obstacle" prompt being a fakeout and needing you to pay AGAIN is the worst

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I save up for a t5 boomerang or just add some more t4 moab assassins?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sincerely hoping P1 can build Boomer Paragon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cash wise I don't think it'll be possible. Even if we combined all our money, we'd only be 1/3rd of the way there.
      Also P4 has the best shot at that I think.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We could easily get it if we saved up for a bit, though we'd need extra cash for the injection. Placement wise p2 has the best spot for it right in middle next to the track.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont really know how that stuff works. How much injection money is good?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As much as you possibly can, the max cap for the injection amount is 3x the paragon's base price, so for the Glaive Dominus it'd be like $1,000,000

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FALL BENEATH THE AWESOME POWER OF MOAB HEX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM TRYING TO BALANCE MTSELF ON PHONE AND COMP.

    I WONT LET MONKECHADS DOWN BUT FRICK I DONT HAVE ALL THE HEROS.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Degree Eighty fricking Seven

    If only we'd had time for a hundred grand more

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DECIMATED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monkechads BTFO in comp, we may hit top 5.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no frickin way
      what did you use, you need to pop lead, camo, ceramic, and purples before 40

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100 heli, flint tips and alchemists touch are one hell of a drug
        thought I could do it with just 000 heli, but the rainbows and ceramics are just too strong, maybe on logs it might work?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh, and I just tanked the camos with regeneration relic, lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pop lead
        We've got the universal lead popping relic
        >camo
        We've got the +damage to camo relic
        >ceramic
        idk I got us the +fire DoT for sharp relic

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ezili! No! You're too small! You can't take it!

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want the monkechads to know as Larry Feggit, I might be more inactive on that, but im gonna play on PC as Gary Garryson. Im double dipping but mobile fricking sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ill try and take the easier tiles vs bosses or more serious shit on my larry mobile account.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick I mean less serious shit on my mobile, Larry feggit is phone, gary is PC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best of luck my man, and don't worry if you end up not using all of your tickets, the unused ones get sent to a communal team ticket pool after 24 hours I believe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As long as you're signed up to participate your unused tickets go into the team ticket pool when the tickets refresh, so you only really NEED to participate on the final day

        good shit, im keeping up on daily loggin on both accounts, but mobile is so shit vs PC in harder maps, no keybinds, weird placement, touchscreen, ill make sure I log on the mobile everyday and see if something easy is open.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Completely empty tiles like this are still worth points and since they're neutral there's literally no reason to bother keeping your score low so you can just do as badly as you want and still contribute something. Plus the other teams aren't likely to go for them because relics and banners give the big points and they'll need those more until they can match our numbers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Relics actually give less than regular tiles, so no point in going for them if you're just looking for points.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tiles also degrade until they no longer produce points, you can see those tiles with minuses on them, that means they aren't worth anything anymore but we still own them, you can try and recapture those so we can continue earning points off of them too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you're signed up to participate your unused tickets go into the team ticket pool when the tickets refresh, so you only really NEED to participate on the final day

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hold on NK, wait, what are the fricking implications of this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They posted lore about this before. Balloons are different from bloons, and somehow monkeys do not get ptsd when they see normal balloons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh wait do they mean "blowing up" bloons as in destroying them? "blowing up" to me meant "inflating" and i thought some insanity was taking place

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    P3 time is getting a little short for you to be not doing anything with half a mil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna get an ace paragon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro there is not 300k worth of income between now and 200

        I am gonna have to cheese the double F BADs with Hex again

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4-2-0 bombshooter insta reward
    nice

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    P4 sell your farms and donate the cash for the paragon

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG lads, gotta go now unfortunately, hopefully we get to play more tomorrow.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aight I'mma head out. Good game in spite of the stupid map split

    But please keep in mind, and I speak with no exaggeration whatsoever, that MOAB Hex is literally the only reason we got this far

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't get a decent screenshot but three of our banners are rate decayed, need someone to retake those at some stage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will do, when the tickets arrive
      also holy fuark, top 25 in global teams, we might actually make it

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too many americans here, thread dies when we all go to sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on EU time, but what do you suggest? That I talk to myself for 8 hours?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to do anything, I'll just cry about it to myself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, I hope it helps. Personally I'm mighty impressed that an irregular thread on Ganker managed to pull together a full team of players to not only participate in CT, but also dominate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do not underestimate the power of autism

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't you dare tell anyone, but we're the only game discussion on Ganker where we don't hate the game and each other, and we all play often

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still believe in sacrifice by facesitting, which is the way I want to go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can't believe it's literally called "blood sacrifice" like there can be no doubt monkeys fricking die for adora to attack a little faster for a bit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2x speed is more than "a little" and it's a global buff for all sun towers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not global, only in range of adorable
          so use the first ability to increase her range first

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue took back their banner and are taking back MOAB Clash. buttholes.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Blue Death

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quincy? More like homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      he is a boykisser, and also a boy that i kiss

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new ador skin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very cute, I hope they add her to the real game

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got into the game. I know i shouldn't care about meta shit, but which towers should I focus on levelling up first? I can't get past the 76th wave on hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look up monkey knowledge early meta. Learn about farms/village/Heroes, GG you won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >which towers should I focus on levelling up first
      You're not even out of the tutorial phase if you haven't got every tower to Tier 5 yet. Just frick around doing whatever until they're all up there and then try to play the medal progression game. They all have their uses in different circumstances.

      Except Beast Handler.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's so cute and useless and cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok. Which hero should I buy first?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sauda is great for single lane maps (most of beginner and intermediate maps)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your starting heroes will get you far
          quincy is top tier
          obyn is good
          gwen is ok
          the bazooka guy is kinda bad
          from paid heroes sauda and ben are incredible all around for non-chimps runs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      76 is 60 regrow ceramics
      probably glue gunner or recursive cluster could deal with those
      or ring of fire
      or jungle druid
      or spiked balls/mines
      or glaive ricochet
      or middle path bucc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >recursive cluster
        It can't do shit anymore, they removed its ability to pop black bloons and now it's useless for ceramics because of the zebras inside them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is there a way to give them normal damage that does not involve a MIB? They feel pretty useless right now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            striker jones can let them damage blacks, but it isn't as good as pre-nerf recursive cluser

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Striker Jones lets them pop blacks and also buffs them a bit, but then you won't be able to use other better heroes

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blue was unable to retake MOAB Clash

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn this bunny Monkey is cute
    now I wanna see them in a play boy bunny suit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      male or female?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        touch choice......I'd go with female for big bloons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        male with easter eggs stuffed into the bra cups

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          touch choice......I'd go with female for big bloons

          damn this bunny Monkey is cute
          now I wanna see them in a play boy bunny suit

          how about both
          mods don't ban me please you can't deny this is sfw

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            very nice! what a great way to start easter!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            woah mama

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking NICE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cute.
            sorry if I'm bothering but I'd like to request the CT monkeys wearing bikinis and being showered with tickets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop lusting after primates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf when did they add bunny rabbits to this game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, your Geraldo? Also just noticed but the Odyssey Monkey also has bunny ears

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Easter Egg event
    >I already blackbordered all the maps that are simple to do so I can't easily double up on progressing my black borders and getting free towers
    lame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello me
      want to try to black border some coop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just farm it for insta monkys for half cash

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ya know guys, FateWeaver Adora should've been Adora's second skin in BTD6 instead of Joan of Arc Adora

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Joan skin starts out so ugly, I never use it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agreed, the pet that comes with it is cute though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The transformation she gets with the True Sun God looks fricking awesome though

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have monkey pip base

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a strange odyssey, the hard map was the first one.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im still banned from multiplayer
    kek, this never goes away right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you even manage to get banned? I blatantly cheat all the time and I've never been banned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moment you get flagged it is permanent.
      There's only two ways to remove it, either if it was actually a mistake and you contact support or if you actually cheated you need to start over from level 1 as if you were new to the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got the leaves on your settings button? Then yeah it never goes away, not unless you ask NK to remove or you reset your account.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CVOOCP
    START COOP GAME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game not found

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt work you dumb Black person

        YUOU STUPID FRICKS IT WASNT A CODE IDIOT IAMA JUST NOT GEOOD SPELLING
        YOU AMEKEE GAME OKAY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          XGYAVW
          In The Loop - Apopalypse
          I admire your dedication to da co-oping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt work you dumb Black person

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then they wished for a sauda skin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did they do with their other two wishes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          infinite supply of bananas and a cure to sexually transmitted illness (very common among monkeys sadly).

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using powers
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk away got a second
    >game not found already
    holy frick you guys are maniacs, no wonder we're crushing the CT
    Guess I'll do the odyssey in the meantime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're in round 20 already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >holy frick you guys are maniacs
      monke addiction is real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Ninja Kiwi's fault for making co-op so fricking fun

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >300% moab speed
    okay alright
    >300% moab health
    why? on half cash with 40 rounds? wtf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricked, at least it's the only hard map in the whole odyssey so don't feel too bad about trying to not leak any lives. It is possible but it took me like 4 tries.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at the fish go

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that was easy, as always Corvus is the solution to all Half-Cash problems

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dart para in middle y/n?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it be better to put it somewhere where we can use it's pierce?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would he even have the range to reach the track? I'd say put him a little more to the right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how far right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what about between the two loops?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does everyone have all 4 T5s? There's such a clusterfrick at the start that I can't tell.
      I can tell P4 is missing middle path T5.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sauda bukkake
    lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She clearly likes it

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >94

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>94

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sun Temples don't consume paragons right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >military over support on T4 temple

      No, they don't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The buff the support temple gives is the same regardless of sacrifice amount is it not?
        Also I feel like I fricked up the primary sacrifice but I'm not sure

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Top is military, bottom is support. I prefer support but it's not like it is a big deal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          support temple buffs scales with sacrifice amount

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean like if you choose the support sacrifice for both the tier 4 and tier 5, regardless if you do both the buff is still same, I think so atleast.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes, that's how it works

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for super monkey paragon to show up in 12 years and be able to sacrifice paragons

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rip all the cum

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone help me ultraboost the farms please

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long should I wait for plane paragon? I'm only 50k away now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, it'd still be pretty high tier even without cash injections, but with them we could get it to like degree 95+
      I say we should wait a bit because the VTSG is dealing with everything pretty well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alright, I'll build a few planes then to boost the degree

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          boost deez

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'm getting bored so I'm going to leave after this round

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same, gonna do the same after round 200

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue are still trying to put up a fight, that's cute. Still, they stole our MOAB Clash which is annoying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw they had those 4 tiles bordering moab clash earlier but not that tile, frickers. Should probably be a priority when we get tickets later. Makes a huge difference in boss tiles.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've stolen a bunch of our tiles already, I'm afraid they'll even steal our bloonarius banner tile on BBF.
          It's fricked up we can't do anything until the tickets reset.

          Maybe there's some sort of strategy to making an early push for banners, then saving the tickets to retake enemy tiles right after their attack ended
          Probably too autistic, but it's sad to just watch your tiles get taken away

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They've stolen a bunch of our tiles already, I'm afraid they'll even steal our bloonarius banner tile on BBF.
            It's fricked up we can't do anything until the tickets reset.

            I don't think it's that big of a deal, we've got those tiles the majority of the time so they've contributed to our score more than for them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If we counterattacked right after they finished we'd have to compete with their best times, after a while their scores will degrade and it'd be a lot easier for us to take the tiles back.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess you're right, but the main point still stands - wait for the enemy to spend their tickets, then take back all the tiles. Relics also make a huge difference in the scores you can get

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've stolen a bunch of our tiles already, I'm afraid they'll even steal our bloonarius banner tile on BBF.
      It's fricked up we can't do anything until the tickets reset.

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    XHVWAF
    Scrapyard
    Chimps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scrapyard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OKAY homie
        WHERE YOUR GAME AT?
        MAKE A GAME homie
        LETS SEE IT
        PUSSY b***h

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leave that homie ALONE, I'll make a game for him
          XHAGTB
          Alpine Run - CHIMPS

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is the match lagging a ton for any of you guys too?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah

              It's always a PoD

              someone build it and i'll FEED

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll make a game for him
            NIUCE GAME homie
            DISCONNECT EVERY 3 SECONDS
            b***h PUSSY homie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BRO IT'S NOT ME IT'S PLAYER 2 MY INTERNET IS FINE homie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, don't knock it on me, my internet's working fine. Must be the servers eating shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I
                CANT
                PLAY

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice job cropping, dipshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can you make monke look like he is in agony

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and put the dart in the background like monkee was disaarmed
                and put bloon police on car and arm patch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can you make monke look like he is in agony

                what is monke looking at to make that face?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                soul

                nice job cropping, dipshit

                soulless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn missed it

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don't need 2 baguettes

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to focus my money on PoD

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itys OVER

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We had enough money for the prince of darkness I think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in total yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, my bad for not donating. We should also get a SOTF I think

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and frick you too

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what tower do we focus on next lads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spirit of the forest, and then something to pop the BAD

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg ladss
    were so back

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG gamers, no way we survive round 103 lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Round 103? more like 10free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was wrong WE'RE SO BACK ROUND 140 HERE WE COME

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    P3 could you get a primary mentoring up there?

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I meant slow as in we were killing them too slowly
    not to slow the game down sorry lol

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team blue's cut us off and shows no signs of stopping, this shit really is just like WW2, I wonder if team red is gonna capitalize on this to frick us over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, they only have 4 hours left to live before I get the tickets back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn and I'm away for the rest of the week. wish I could donate my tickets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, they get donated automatically iirc. Also this event's lasting until next tuesday, maybe you'll have a chance to play again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meant I wish I could them early

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey wait a second that's not a monkey at all!

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you ever realize you're just collecting instas and never using them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use them in half cash

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking its a PoD kind of map

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always a PoD

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is going on with the connection

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my fricking game crashed

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok we got prince, do we go for Sprite of the Forrest next?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sprite of the Forrest

      can you make monke look like he is in agony

      and put the dart in the background like monkee was disaarmed
      and put bloon police on car and arm patch

      no dont feel like it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now we need boomer monkey

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe SotF isn't as good
    or maybe I can't time my abilities for shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is good, it's the PoD that fricking sucks at popping BADs, we should've gotten a carpet of spikes or something else instead.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Downstream - Primary Only
    XHSLAB
    Wanna see how far we can get

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying the odyssey on medium
    >Can't even get past the first map

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick homie? you 10 iq homie? get some monkee homie, place em down, pop bloons homie its that SIMPLE
      JUST FRICKING POP THEM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First map is the hard one. Frick half cash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOAB Glue + Corvus, it's that easy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >editing the default monkeys for the odyssey
        fricking casuals I swear

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post a video of your run with default monkeys and no powers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you want the strat for the first map so much it is
            130 druid, 030 dart, 130 spactory
            Made just barely enough to beat the moab and leaked less than 25 lives so the shield wasn't broken.

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God fricking dammit I was clicking on the screen when the disconnect prompt showed up, I hate this fricking game
    Enjoy the free Benjammin I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you might be able to rejoin, it didn't show you being removed from the game just disconnected but I'm not sure.
      Also I'm gone from the game, internet fell halfway through the match and I couldn't rejoin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I tried and it said "game not found", oh well
        Think I'll just take a break until the CT tickets are back

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aye, guess I'll do same. Though once the tickets refresh and the discussion picks back up we'll definetly hit the bump limit, should we make another thread after that?

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue has made a comeback and a half. Priority reclamations are banners and the two marked Relics; MOAB Clash and Alchemist's Touch, both of which are absurdly powerful.

    We might have to wait a few hours for scores to degrade for a successful push, they're pretty good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're pretty good.
      Yeah I checked the top Bloonarius tile that gave everyone so much headache, their time was at sub-2 minutes

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monkechads we got too wienery, these guys are better than I thought.
      But I promise you, once we get our tickets back it will be a massacre.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You guys still got more than 4x their points, what are you on about

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've figured out at this point that we're the biggest threat, if both team red and team blue start taking our tiles together we're likely to lose, they're way way better and more experienced than us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You guys still got more than 4x their points, what are you on about

        They're obviously not winning with a difference this big, but the worst thing about this is them siphoning our points away in the global leaderboard
        The difference is between 1500 and 3000 team trophies, and I want that top 25 badge, dammit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've figured out at this point that we're the biggest threat, if both team red and team blue start taking our tiles together we're likely to lose, they're way way better and more experienced than us.

          aw okidoki, thanks

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of managing monkey banks
    Every game boils down to focusing all of my resources on farming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take the marketpill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take the farmerpill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          take the kingpill

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take the jesterpill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to farm y'know, if you really need the cash just get some marketplaces or benjamin and that should be enough for everything.

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HWERE IS THE COFRICKING COOP?!?!?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      XHYAPS
      Dark Path - Military Monkeys Only
      Bonus rewards on this one, get the frick IN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3/4, starting in 2 mins if nobody else joins

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THREE Blues or Two Blues and a Red
    >plus a Green or Pink
    Thus fall empires

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >30 minutes until tickets
      aaaaa I can't wait any longer, this is painful to see

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >next tickets in 12 minutes
    Shouldn't they have refreshed already wtf

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any fast way to farm levels for the knowledge?

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can a human and monkey find love together?

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep in mind that their tickets are also going to refresh, along with the ticket pool from all the people who obviously aren't playing. It's been easy mode up to now. The real tug of war starts here.

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forced to wait for scores to degrade because there's literally no way to do better than the other guy even with relics
    I can see you used a 4-2-0 Heli on one map and a 0-5-2 on another. There's no goddamn way in hell I can do it one tier under either of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best to focus on the important relics for now then, I'm getting the moab clash one rn, someone else should get alchemist's touch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the one on FCB, right? I'll go for it after you get the relic, need to clean up the Blue from our territory

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread after this, yes or no?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeahsurenoproblem

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im new and joined a random team
    only 2 other players play
    i conquer territory alone but other teams stronger
    im not very good because not know the monkeys
    wat do
    also i made odyssey hard with ghost mage hero
    easier than last week
    should i buy flower bloons for trophy
    and flower nails
    i like flower
    also spring druid
    but i have avatar already
    and it says 20 days limit, does it disappear after 20 days or can you buy only for 20 days and keep forever?
    i once made coop and lost in round 68 or so because didnt look
    felt bad
    i hope other player doesnt angry
    but corvus says dont feel afraid feel angry so i guess it fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a monkey? you type like one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if i was a monkey, i'd hug the bloons
        maybe i'll get pat fussy next
        only have benjamin and corvus
        psi has pronouns, geraldo is a israelite, captain is a woman and elili or how the vooodo lady is called im too dumb to play with
        sauda and temple lady look cool too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      last week odyssey was so gay

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I suck at all these map types. I'd be able to do the Red race on Monkey Town if I was even slightly better at races. At this rate I might as well just cap some unclaimed land and call it quits for a day.

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't played a bloons since the OG can you just jump right into this one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you might be a bit overwhelmed with all the new additions but it's still very much the same game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon it's a phone game for kids
      I hate how my nephew overheard me talking about bloons in a conversation about video games because turns out he's obsessed and wants to talk with me about it nonstop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bond with the kid, yo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do but it's really awkward when he's going off in the presence of other adults
          at least he's too young to discuss which monkey is the hottest

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They grow up lightning fast, anon. It'll be something else soon enough.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I suppose, first it was lego ninjago then pokemon, now bloons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Show these threads to him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you need the lore of 1-2-3, 4 is a side story mostly and you could drop it since it doesn't concern the main canon, but you'll need to play 5 and it has some loose ends from 4

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny but just scrolling through this thread shit seems like it has 20 years of shit built on top of it and I have no idea what you homies are saying.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry about it, it may seem overhwhelming but the game tells you all the important shit and the rest you figure out yourself by playing and trying out new gamemodes and strategies. Genuinely, just get the game and play for a bit, don't worry about our autistic discussion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Word up, yo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what you're seeing is discussion of competitive mode, naturally it's gonna be autistic
          it's a single player game for the most part

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it better to spam banana farms or upgrade, if space isn't a problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's better to upgrade, like with everything else in the game it's best to have a few high tier towers than a ton of unupgraded ones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It depends, at first I think it's better to spam a few 200s but then you want to upgrade

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    attention new players: DON'T fall for it, NEVER use an instant monkey OR a power

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've used both, but only to annoy people on multiplayer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've used both, but only to annoy people on multiplayer

      There is no bigger power move in all of BTD6 than dropping a true sun god insta in the middle of a co-op match

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no Temple OR Sun God sacrifices
        It's garbage

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's what makes it chadlike

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about it being good, it's about it being God and you just placing it down like it's nothing

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very sloppy run, but I got Alchemist's Touch back. Now I'll knock out two banners with my last tickets, the rest is up to you lads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, you should have some more team tickets to use

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be great, not sure why but I always get hyper-competitive about stuff like this

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you play co-op with anons, can they see your steam account via your btd6 account? Asking because I don't want them to see I'm trans

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