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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sadly I know mine will never get chosen because it requires a specific hero and they'd never add a daily challenge that can't be beaten because you haven't spent 5k monkey money
    how do we tell him?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically the same challenge premise
      >Featured right after he posts that
      Bros, is it just a coincidence? Is Ninja Kiwi among us?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sus

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you can't stop it

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Crawling back to second place, these bananas will not heal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Out of tickets...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Out of time...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >couldn't retake a race tile from yellow yesterday due to a 20s time difference
          how do they do it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Having most of the relics probably helps

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Since they're a competitive team they're probably on some CT discord where they discuss the best strats for every tile, truly shameful.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            use this

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I love this clown monkey like you wouldn't believe

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tower defense
    >you don't defend any tower

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >keep kicking players not contributing to contested territories
    >more join in their place and do nothing

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chutes - Hard
    Collection Event so we're collecting but Hard because we have a serious habit of fricking up Chutes on Impoppable
    EUSHTF

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh wtf there was update yesterday

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And they nerfed Brickell
      Now selling her removes all the megamines in play, that didn't happen before.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >selling Brickell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't really an update, just a few minuscule patches, what I really wonder is why it was like a gigabyte big

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I am ashamed at how poorly we collectively do on Chutes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Chutes should be an advanced map

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, it is one of the harder intermediate maps and it becomes a cakewalk if you use heli

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sulfur Springs - Impoppable
    The Collectathon don't stop baby
    EUDELG

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a team boys when tickets refresh there are some banner tiles that have degraded near us, we fricking need those first

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aiiieeee not my Sapper progress

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good game, took me too long to realise that the Beast Handler got outscaled and change targeting

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GG, beast handler really does suck afterall

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Middle of the Road - Hard
    Because Impoppable takes too long to earn these sweet, sweet monkey relic thingies
    EURUYO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are we stopping after round 80 then? I wouldn't mind

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, we'll see what happens. Maybe go for 100 for the insta and then leave it

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is there two glues

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you said'd you never post here again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy you didn't follow through with never posting again
      great stuff like always 🙂

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and I'm happy that you didn't follow through leaving me alone and still trashing my art

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I am literally the only one in these threads supporting you, guess that's over now because you're too stupid to notice
          frick you moronic Black person

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            remember guys, if this frickhead
            requests a co-op match, just remember what he does to me

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even play this game you mouthbreather

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                where did you get this picture of my beloved wife?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Proven underage.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that was supposed to be based off those Pizza Tower drawings from twitter

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"All is fine"
    >dies

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gg, that fricking golden storm of maelstroms was amazing

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the bloons i underestimate
    i place the psi nevertheless

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    debate question whats the worst map in the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cargo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sunken Columns

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Dungeons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      seX Factor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Either Glacier or Erosion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Glacial Trail. Frick waiting 2 rounds for my towers to be be useable again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Glacial Trail. Frick
        New idea: monkeys thinking they can avoid the freeze by "sharing body heat" and being caught frozen with dicks inside them

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Come on, man.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Balance - Magic Monkeys Only
    A little bit of spice
    EUYPWE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a couple of minutes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is normal co-op etiquette as I've never played it before?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Give all your leftover cash to P1.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        1) play game
        2) don't be a moron
        3) have fun
        4) powers are gay

        Give all your leftover cash to P1.

        >t. P1

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          2 sounds hard and who uses powers aside from insta-monkes on half cash anyways?

          Just don't be annoying and cooperate as much as you can, also don't play the game on a fricking phone or have shit internet because it slows everyone down.

          wifi is on the slower side so I'll pass for now assuming people go into freeplay, as it should be fine until like 120+ but then I seem to lag HARD

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't be annoying and cooperate as much as you can, also don't play the game on a fricking phone or have shit internet because it slows everyone down.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        COULD YOU NOT SAY THAT EVERYTIME I POST SOMETHING

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you even keep coming back here, legit nobody likes you or the garbage you post

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >nobody likes you or the garbage you post
            then why do some people enjoy my art
            you come to these threads just to cause drama

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >then why do some people enjoy my art
              lol
              lmao even

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                would it kill you to shut the frick up
                LEAVE ME ALONE

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >then why do some people enjoy my art
              I've only been encouraging you because you post OC
              you could've been nice to the one person that actually cheers you on but you chose to be moronic instead

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                why don't you apologize to me

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you first Black person

                and I'm happy that you didn't follow through leaving me alone and still trashing my art

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am sorry for being an butthole to you, now you apologize

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                okay I take it back, I'm sorry too. don't insult me or my monkey again

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                is this in the game?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's some drawing from the infamous Deviantart

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                deviantart is a psychopath, how does he get away with it all

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it sure is

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post more cute monkey girls, you idiots.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stop insulting me when I'm being nice you idiot

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hey, I know the person who made that, it's the same person who makes questionable art of the monsters from Dawn Of Fire

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you say so

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My wife

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/q9weql.webp
      this piece made by that one former Bloons artist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Okay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        funny how this is canon
        also can i see the artist's art

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Canon? You mean the crossover?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sexo

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Look at all this pierce Spirit is getting from Obyn
    >vines have infinite pierce already
    Oh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      B-but the Thunder pierce!

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    actually frick all of you I'm going to bed
    let's hope you'll keep me out of the insult parade next time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Post more giant monkey

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have any more, just those two

        oops

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any more, just those two

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a dogshit map, cannot place anything in an actually useful spot

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think we leaked a few ceramics that time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't see anything get past, oh well it's CT time
      Here are the stats

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I also wanna talk about how much I hate Gwendolin X Benjamin, because it's stupid, also this artist made Quincy love a wizard monkey just so Gwen can be with Ben

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you talking about?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the artist who made this
        https://files.catbox.moe/q9weql.webp ships Gwendolin and Benjamin

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ship idea, monke x human wiener OTP, wdyt?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t see any new tower

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wanna do some co-op
    EUYOD

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can someone at least play with me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We're doing CT, so most likely not for a while

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When are you going to understand that we all hate you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        LEAVE ME ALONE RIGHT NOW

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >some art homosexual is sperging out
    have a nice day butthole

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I THOUGHT YOU APOLOGIZED TO ME

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1. I miss Camo Trap already
    2. Who the frick thought it was acceptable to give Engineer an ice sentry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Diabolical move on Ninja Kiwi's end to give us camo trap only once as a daily relic and not as a permanent one.

      I'm gonna post some drawings while you're doing some CT

      Please don't.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you apologized to me, remember

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I did not, I am an entirely different individual that also doesn't like you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            tell me, would you like it if you post fanart and people called it shit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              People call your art shit because it is, you should try actually improving if you want people to compliment you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I TRY TO IMPROVE MY ART SO MUCH, IT TAKES PRACTICE FOR ME

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It reminds me of my autistic nephew's art. Is that you lil' buster?

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna post some drawings while you're doing some CT

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my work here is done, I will now focus on other stuff

      cute

      spooky

      however stop being a schizo and think everyone is the same person

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    people wanna play n talk the video game fricking report the art homosexual for off topic

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We literally just overtook Purple

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      KEEP GOING LADS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn, I'm hard

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    B team bros, we've basically already won again, so send your energy to A team!

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    here's a comparison of my old art and new art

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's genuine improvement anon, I wish you luck in becoming even better

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        aww thanks, ya shouldn't have

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How many years is between?
      Keep it up anon, you will make it as an artist.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I posted the thing on the left since 2019

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do you only draw Bloons? Do you have a tablet or just use a mouse? You should get a proper tablet someday.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I draw Pizza Tower and TADC
            also I can draw on a phone or my laptop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Head too big

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nta but their heads are massive, it's the chibi kind of style the game has

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys, guess what Bomb Blitz and Elite Defense have in common

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      useless abilities on CHIMPS/impoppable?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what else

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          big barrels baby

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            and a specific hero
            hint: they're related to Adora

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, your Corvus?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Using bomb shooters without Striker
          horrifying

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >not playind 2-player co-op with yourself for dual-hero strats
            lmao casuals

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              alright fine, i kneel

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          corvus is a cute little guy but ill be real with you i've used him like twice since he came out

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my work here is done, I will now focus on other stuff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      does this artist do any porn
      i need porn in this style

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Never search for beast handler on rule 34 xxx and look at the third post, worst mistake of my life

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=beast_handler
          https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9419129
          that doesnt look so bad

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not that one you moron
            https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7686161
            This one

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              hot
              frick why isnt more of this artist's art on there
              theres a twitter in the image source but i dont have a twitter

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not that one you moron
                https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7686161
                This one

                seriously where can i find more besides twitter
                theres nothing under the artist name on e621

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dude that artist is likely underage, think about what you are asking.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://files.catbox.moe/tahd72.png

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          hot
          more?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            uh, no thanks

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Goatboy, I summon thee.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But it's CT time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He not on till much later?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, I'm just aware that he's on one of the teams so he might not be around for now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      whatchu need king? i can draw tonight if you want something
      sleeping etienne sex and grandmaster bukkake is based, still thinking about those

      We are decimating purple holy shit, is first place a possibility?

      what should i draw for our cheerleader if we win?
      what should i draw if we lose again?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to see the sleeping Etienne one, as for the cheerleader, surely she'd deserve some special comfort and care from the whole team if we won, right?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          based chad, here you go
          https://files.catbox.moe/futxko.png

          Was wondering if you saw my thanks as the thread died [...].

          You are extremely based, Goatboy, absolutely love your art. I also wanted to thank you for having an organized mega, it makes my arthoarding much easier.

          Seconding the cheerleader getting extra care (wiener) from the whole team.

          kings, you wouldn't believe how little it takes to make me happy

          i've noticed recently that i've been doing fewer requests but trying to make them high quality. do you think i should stick with that or should i do more requests, but with just line and maybe a bit of shading?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Take your time to make the best art u can
            Don’t push urself, homie
            People will gladly wait

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you so much man, it's perfect.
            Take as much time as you need when making stuff and do it the way you think is best, we'll always be here waiting patiently

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If you are enjoying yourself and don't feel taxed on doing high quality requests, then go for HQ. People will appreciate it. But they will also like basic lines as well, maybe if you aren't totally liking the request but still wanna kinda draw it to make anon happy, like one of those situations.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You're doing this for the princely sum of exactly Nothing (except (You)s). Do it the way you want, and frick any one who b***hes about it.

            t. megamilk requester

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            chubby sleeping etienne is super based need to do more bloons art again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Was wondering if you saw my thanks as the thread died

        [...]

        .

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Could you make a 2koma instant loss thing with Churchill?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          glad to get this in under the wire for the thread, here you go
          https://files.catbox.moe/0bvwaz.png

          I don't play the game, I'm just here for the art because I like the designs. Sorry, for I have sinned...

          UH, BASED ALERT

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus Christ Good God Almighty

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            if only i can access catbox
            such living a life in a region locked country

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              here, most recent image in the 2024 folder
              https://mega.nz/folder/mNlUyaZS#SDajEYxbyblNqrTjTfKz2Q

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit you are eternal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are extremely based, Goatboy, absolutely love your art. I also wanted to thank you for having an organized mega, it makes my arthoarding much easier.

        Seconding the cheerleader getting extra care (wiener) from the whole team.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >win
        Cheerleader Brickell doing a highkick.
        >loose
        Cheerleader Brickell kneeling on all fours, looking utterly defeated.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We are decimating purple holy shit, is first place a possibility?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sure hope it is. Got some relic tiles, I'll see about using the Team Tickets to set some scores
      Use them while you've got them!

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the trad artist lurking?

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to see Brickell and or Sauda forced to wear pantsu the entire team has jerk offd into. Maybe a competition to see who got the most loads

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love spiked mines like you wouldn't believe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same holy shit
      literally old reliable

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alright lads, who should I get next? Thinking about Brickell for Sexo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      adora for sexo, excuse you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Brickell has never looked happy in here entire life
      it's perpetual bemusement

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You clearly never took your Brickell to the beach

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Her level 20 is filled with nothing but contempt, what happened to her to make her this way?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she hit the wall. no one tell her but she's a christmas cake now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can fix that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      your logic: women only exist for sexo *face palm*

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          FOR FIVE MINUTES, CAN YOU NOT HARASS ME

          FOR FIVE, FRICKING, MINUTES

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you really need to relax, your underage is showing. Please, stop getting so upset.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              how can I if i'm being treated like horseshit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, its Ganker, expect to be treated like horseshit. Some of the worst people browse this site. Learn to ignore certain people and save your energy for what matters. Cherish those that do compliment you though, not everyone is mean.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >not everyone is mean.
                Don't worry, I act 4x as mean to make up for those who are nice

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not the right attitude. Also be careful you dont get people mixed up, anon earier said he liked your stuff, and you shit all over him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >be careful you dont get people mixed up
                You should take that advice yourself, I'm not either of those anons. Stop defending an underage attention prostitute.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then why did you reply to my message to him? Learn to butt out and not interfere, than perhaps I wouldn't have gotten you confused with him you dumbass.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How old are you actually?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he never falls for that one

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the sum of the numbers of his signature

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Groomer please go.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Underage b&

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual fricking loser, die

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like this guy

        https://files.catbox.moe/tahd72.png

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pick Brickell for her big mines

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Adora or churchill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn, corvus is a pricey little man

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would like someone to draw, is possible, a dart monkey that looks like Neco Arc

    [...]

    Or if thats too weird lookin, a crossover with a monkey and Neco Arc.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit you dumb homosexual stop going on the same tiles as me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I finished first didn't I? You should stop going to the same tiles as me

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I so shit. I can't handle ANY of the fricking multi-lanes. What am I doing wrong? Is the secret just use benjamin so you have enough cash to put down more towers? Or am I a shitter destined for single lane maps forever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      start with like 3-4 dart monkeys

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    monkes fricking owe me sex, i gave the commands, i secured the victory, where would they be without me

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We're gonna win, aren't we?
    If any of you boys could take purple's tiles on the left side of the map that'd be great, we'd be cutting off their reach and potential growth massively

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i will if i can

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do I earn exp for my account from doing ct

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you earn exp every time you beat a round

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's a substantial amount too

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all 4 purple tiles on the left are time attacks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i'll work on 'em, no worries, i like races

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do they have Boomerang Monkey and slash or Wizard Monkey available? If so races are ezpz

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        really? top path boomer? what path wizard?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          For races, towers with high pierce reign supreme
          top path dart
          top path boomerang
          ice
          ace
          wizard wall of fire
          mid path druid
          you get the gist
          And of course if farms are enabled those let you send way more at once.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I really should actually practice races, because doing autistic micro stuff should be up my alley

        Thank Chirst someone captured Royal Treatment

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No shame in copying a strat from a video for CT imo

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are the monkey factions fighting eachother... we should unify against the bloon menace

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can't play anymore.. now I'm sad!
    TA tiles are pretty fun after all...

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE SO BACK A-TEAM
    EAT SHIT ALL OTHERS

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey B team, how's the map looking for you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Blue and yellow were putting up a fight, we're beating them into submission

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hmmm, perhaps we're more evenly matched than i thought.
        i want the civil war so bad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Good job guys, we got some dead weight on the team by we pull through considering our opponents so far have been free.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, so far...
          you little shits will learn someday...

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >randomly killed a golden bloon with a 103 sniper
    didn't think that was possible

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rake - Impoppable
    EVAEUL
    The collection grind never stops babyyy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a collection achievement or something? Not like I'm ever going to use any of them, gotta keep that profile clean

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i like the collection events cause i like gathering the cute monkeys, i sure as shit may never place an insta in my lifetime

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There is one for opening a diamond crate in a collection event.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There is one for opening a diamond crate in a collection event.

        Nvm I misunderstood, no there isn't an achievement for getting a full collection, though if you do collect all the instas for a monkey it gets a black border in the collection menu.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what do I do with these

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      blow it all on elevating brickell literally and physically above the other girls

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking monke

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if that all didn't beat it anyway

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good game man, can't believe we did it first try and without needing to place down a sun temple insta haha, that would be crazy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a defence go from 100 to 0 that fast, I should've known Brickell + Water towers doesn't hold up that well in the 90's

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The brickell setup did fine, I think it was me who messed it up by trying to go for a tack zone + super brittle setup, I should've gotten a spirit of the forest or something of the like to deal with supercerams.
        Want to do another game?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I think if we could coordinate it in advance, we'd get the MIB to cover the Tack Zone as well, but alas
          Sure, brind it on, I'm game for one more

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            EVCTLK
            Another Brick - Impoppable
            Helis inbound, watch this be easier than Rake

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    monkeee

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    guys...
    I'm monke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where amogus?

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So the helis cannot overlap on Pursuit targeting, but it's a-ok for them to overlap if you have Pursuit and put one of them on Patrol Points
    Whatever you say NK

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good game, 101-119 went by way faster than they usually do

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GG, it really was easier than rake in the end lol. I'm still up for a couple more games if you feel like it, though I understand if you're too tired.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tell you what, since that went by so fast, I'll go for one last one, just for good measure

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I like your attitude, fren.
          EVSYKR
          Encrypted - CHIMPS
          I can see this one being both impossible and really easy at the same time, let's hope it's the latter

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And that's the last one for me today. Good game and thanks for playing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good game man, I should be the one thanking you, it was really fun playing together. Have a good one!

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've finally unlocked the alt Adora in battles 2 and tried her out for a few games. She's very dependent on the opponent doing and having certain things. I'm sure there's a set up that lets her shine but I still haven't found it

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cute, who is the artist?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you guys have your own dedicated shitposter or genuine underage B&
      I'm impressed
      Should kill himself either way

      So does brickell wear pantyhose, stockings or just bare legs
      I need to know

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He has a twitter and a leddit as well in which he does the same shit, so he's either highly autistic or underage, if it's the latter that makes the lewd "art" he's drawn even more fricked up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Her legs are a shade darker than her fur in official art so she's definetly wearing something, can't really tell if it's pantyhose or stockings so it's up to preference.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I choose to believe it depends on the day. I want games back where the character would wear different panties over time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, art from a grown-up

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    need more monkey crossover art
    bloon monkeys and diddy hanging out when

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        HE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      been watching powerpuff girls recently, i am convinced the monkeys get all their military tech from mojo jojo under the guise of "doing evil"

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is the stupid bandana across one eye part of the cybernetics?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's there just so he can feel cooler

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doktor made it for him, it's actually nanoweave magitek that can see better than the human eye or something so he can get his revengeance.

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, the slow firing speed of top path Sniper benefits from Alchemist buffs the most

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how did i know what this was before even clicking it?
      based

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY-

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pride before the fall

    Just capped a banner off purple, think I'll spend the rest of these tickets on regular tiles, shore up our score before the inevitable pushback

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So team tickets aren't team tickets?
      You have 5 and I have 0

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hard capped at 6 per player so one guy can't waste all of them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Each player is limited to only 6 tickets but there's a ton more in circulation, all the unused tickets from other players go to the team pool and become team tickets, so use 'em as much as you can

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    guys we have a good chance at first place

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >4 whole regular ass personal tickets
      cap something homie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just woke up man...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you a euro?

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you give him priceless historical artifacts
    >he gives you his own people
    That's pretty dark NK

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >One of your Banner Tiles was captured by Zekork
    >One of your Banner Tiles was captured by Zekork
    >One of your Banner Tiles was captured by Zekork
    >One of your Banner Tiles was captured by Zekork
    >One of your Banner Tiles was captured by Zekork
    We need to do something about yellow once tickets refresh, holy shit.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played CT before. How do I get in on this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd just need to join one of the teams, I can send you an invite if you want to but, since this event's already begun and we're doing competitive, you won't be able to play until the next one, which is in 2 weeks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I'll wait until the next one then. Thankfully the farming event just dropped so I'll have something to do until then.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, whenever you want to join in just post your friend code and I'll send you the invitation, we've got a handful of inactive members so having more active users would be pretty nice.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Right on. I'm really active so that shouldn't be a problem.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this dude

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick are these monkey models so damn cute
      why are these the cutest video game monkeys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THEY ARE PUSHING BACK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Right as we were gonna surpass them too, we fricked up by ignoring yellow.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I was grabbing a whole bunch of yellow before bed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, but we focused on purple too much, thankfully it seems it paid off and they've given up, we can focus our efforts on beating yellow into submission now.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes I think I'm not really skilled enough for this
            Especially the boss tiles seem insane
            Time Attack has been going alright now

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              for me boss tiles are easy
              races are cancer

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Lych boss event
    >just a normal boss with slight tower restrictions
    Well, not that I'm complaining, finally gonna get the 25 to life achievement

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to do the boss
    >No boats so no Navarch
    >Actually decide to finally try the sub paragon
    >First 4 stages of the boss are easy because of the middle path
    >Once I actually get the paragon boss dies before reaching the halfway point
    >Decide to try Elite for the first time too since it seems so strong
    >Actually do it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >since it seems so strong
      It's a Paragon, bonus damage to bosses is all it has

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2k money is 2k money I'll take it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bloons would make for a pretty good obstacle course gameshow, just make contestants wear balloons and they have to get through unpopped while being shot at.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike when I'm reminded I play a kid's game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      okay so, who the frick is mr. beast? i genuinely don't know even though i've heard the name a bunch of times. he does kid content, is all that i actually know

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        One of those e-celeb shitters the youtube kids obsess over.
        Think of him as Oprah for Gen A. He even does the same goodytwoshoes shit that ultimately ends up benefitting himself at least as much as whoever he's being "nice" to.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >nooo you can't gift this cataract removal surgery to this blind kid because uuuh the video was sponsored by this philanthropic program that benefits from the increased exposure and donations

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        youtube kid that got unhealthily obsessed with studying the youtube algorithm (his words) and eventually got his wish, he mostly makes game show contest videos nowadays
        pretty inoffensive to be tbh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a new quest on a special map for this, too.

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is not really a direction I want them to go in but okay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who would spend 8 fricking bucks on the Mr. Beast avatar in Bloons TD6??

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit it's real, hahahaha
      Looks like that guy asking about what would happen if "content farms" got to Bloons was on to something. Wonder if that is what that 1 gig update was really about?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't every update that big? I thought it just downloaded the whole game even if they just fixed a typo

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't every update that big
          There are major updates (41 to 42) and minor updates (42.1 to 42.2). This was a minor update, the kind you have to go to Reddit for if you want the patch notes because they don't care enough to put them on Steam or the Wiki, which ought to tell you how little they usually have in them.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I mean that the filesize of the update is always this big regardless of the content. I think it is like that but I honestly don't pay much attention to this so I could be wrong.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got that tier list for best CHIMPs towers? I'm finally trying it on some of the easy maps and it's fun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is the v41.0 one, they haven't updated it for v42.0 yet. Also, this tier list was made especifically with expert and advanced maps in mind, so it may not be so accurate for beginner and intermediate maps.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In single lane maps I think apache prime with support (MIB at the very least) does the job no problem. Add Sauda to the start and you can pretty much go from Sauda to Apache Prime directly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What makes Middle ninja so good to be in S tier?
        Also, Sauda, the hero you can afford with starting cash, is two tiers worse than Geraldo, the comically expensive hero in the game mode where every bit of cash is precious? Top path village that low when it can make towers like Glue, Bomb and Ice significantly better and the tower itself has insane popping power? Benjamin isn't a straight F like the other money towers? Some of these placements are really questionable.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Grand Saboteur's Sabotage ability reduces the health of all MOABs that spawn while it's active by 25%, up to and including the BAD

          Benjamin's Trojan, Biohack and Syphon Funding all still work

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you mean aside from "all bloons move at half speed for a while and moabs spawn with 25% less health, hwile also buffing all shinobis significantly while aslo being a very cheap T5"?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Grand Saboteur's Sabotage ability reduces the health of all MOABs that spawn while it's active by 25%, up to and including the BAD

            Benjamin's Trojan, Biohack and Syphon Funding all still work

            Bloon sabo makes all bloons move at half speed for like under 8k, that's pretty significant and can be the difference between winning and losing, especially on an expert or advanced map

            Damn, I didn't think middle ninja was that good, guess I'll have to use it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bloon sabo makes all bloons move at half speed for like under 8k, that's pretty significant and can be the difference between winning and losing, especially on an expert or advanced map

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know how fricking busted Geraldo is? Spending $700 on an item is much cheaper than $2-3k just to deal with a single round, not to mention his buff items

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          First of all, I want to make clear that those placements talk about the overall path and not just the T5 of the monkey. It could be talking about the T3, the T4 or the T5.
          I haven't done any expert CHIMPS yet so take what I'm going to say with a grain of salt.

          From what I understand, middle ninja is great for its T4 because of its cheap slow.
          Sauda is great in beginner maps, but not in expert maps because they usually have more than one lane. She really falls off in harder maps.
          Geraldo really is not expensive, and is extremely versatile.
          I don't know about top path, I like it but it could be bad for all I know. But definitely not the T5, that is not worth the price in harder maps.
          As for Ben, the bloon trojan can genuinely be worth it even if it loses you some money. Of course it is bad, but it is not completely useless.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sauda is only good on easy maps that dont matter, try using it on any expert map

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          geraldo has the ability to make any tower a dragon's breath for like $300 instead of $4000 for ten rounds, and can do that to 3 towers before restock, not to mention the genie and the rejuv potions, holy shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Benjamin isn't a straight F like the other money towers?
          Ben's Syphon ability can completely trivialize some of the hard rounds. That alone gives him a niche in CHIMPS.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Beginner CHIMPS
      Sauda and Apache Prime in S
      Everything else below it

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Misclicked
    >Window that said "Claim" went away.
    Where the frick did it go?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would be pissed. Forza does that shit.

        you lost it forever
        close and open the game again?

        Close the game and then open it again, I did the same thing lol

        That works. Thanks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you lost it forever
      close and open the game again?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Close the game and then open it again, I did the same thing lol

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Peninsula - Hard Standard
    ETUOCS
    Get those bonus rewards while you can!

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Twin Guns increases radar speed of Submerge and Support
    >Airburst Darts does nothing

    what is even the point

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i think it used to also buff 3xx damage, but then was nerfed? i know that now you need hot darts to have 3xx pop lead
      i didn't even know xx1 buffed radar speed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i think it used to also buff 3xx damage, but then was nerfed? i know that now you need hot darts to have 3xx pop lead
      i didn't even know xx1 buffed radar speed

      NK said they just pushed the entire radar speed increase to twin guns instead of giving both twin guns and airburst their own small individual buff. No fricking idea why, they just arbitrarily decided to make it easier and also to offend the OCD inclined by making the most effective submerge option a 401 instead of a 402. It is still the same buff as before with 402 but you just don't need to buy airburst anymore unless you like unsubmerging your submerge and support for whatever reason
      same happened with middle path, sharp darts and heat tipped darts used to give 25 each until it was merged into 50 on sharp darts and only lead popping on heat tipped
      Woohoo, 502 supremacy, extra +5 damage on unsubmerged airburst because why the frick not

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    P1, could you place a trade empire?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK, I meant p2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I already did

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where's your Pirate Lord P2

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >getting a Paragon on the named Monkey would put it in a bad spot
    It's over

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What would be the best spot for it?

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ninety
    Nine

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >99
    I hate everything

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >99

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had the talent or the patience to make it better than this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The low quality adds to its charm

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably gonna stop at round 200, what round are we getting the sub paragon at?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Blow it now so it can disappoint us and we can all move on to the next map

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ninety
    Eight

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >98

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So naval tactics does affect sun temples, good to know.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but when are you ever going to build a VTSG in the water with Brickell

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What did we even die to?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DDT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I want to know. Guessing we leaked a DDT, but good game anyway

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >That's what I want to know
        Do you not get the screen that says what you lost to?

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez, that game went on for like an hour and a half.
    ETCPSP
    High Finance - Impoppable
    Can't really farm on this map so it won't take as long.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we got UAV you can sell your sub

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would Apache Prime deal with the BAD on the short track?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no, but apache and few spike storms would

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are you going to be mad if I say that monkeys are better than ponies

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GG bros, heli is fricking busted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good game

      Yeah there's a good reason it's the tower I have the most experience on

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Purple has chosen to make this a bloodfued

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >yellow has captured all their banners back
      you fricking fried banana fricks...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's worth just stealing normal tiles from yellow instead of focusing on their banners solely because they will take the banners back but maybe they won't go for normal tiles? And this way take their territory slowly? idk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They took back most normal and relic tiles I took last night

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ideally we'd steal their banners and all the regular tiles surrounding them, therefore removing their abiliity to capture it back altogether.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When we get our tickets back, should we try taking yellow's tiles on the left or the middle of the map?

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy gave us 2000 dollars

    Beast-Sama I kneel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mr breast give me money

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >give dart monkey sex hair and it suddenly becomes 30 times as erotic

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ETRETG
    Balance - Impoppable
    Ever seen what a super maelstrom with all buffs can do?

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    should I play BTD6 while my phone feels hot

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably gonna have to sell gwen later on if we want to have both an MIB and a primary expertise village

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just Heli her out of there

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    need ideas
    tried 024 sniper that didn't work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      203 + 032 sniper maybe? Not sure if that goes over the money cap

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When I did it yesterday it was a free Engineer in the middle that eventually became 4-2-0 and a 3-2-0 Heli. And a free 2-2-0 Dart. I think.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        used 003 dart and it worked ty

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did I get the wrong crosspath for the smaelstrom? It should have permanent uptime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One of the crosspaths gives more uptime on the ability, the other I think gives more pierce? I don't remember. I think it needs a top path village for 100% uptime.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom path gives extra duration on the ability, top path increases the speed at which is shoots the blades during the ability

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I need money for Permabrew

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Now it needs Homeland Defense

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Now it needs VTSG

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's been full on Can't See My Goddamn Cursor for the last 60 rounds maybe I should turn the VFX down

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Place an ezili totem so I can take a screenshot of all the effects at once

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody picked Corvus, so good luck with that one

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tremble before the AWESOME power of the Super Maelstrom!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no VTSG buff
      >no ezili totem buff
      casuals I swear

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    purple has higher rate than us atm so them stealing 2nd place is still a possibility
    and we can still get 1st we caught up by like 10k in since yesterday

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As a Primary tower it should get the buff from Boomer Paragon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminder.
      Btw, should we stop soon? These rounds are taking a fricking lifetime and CT starts in like 10 minutes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I think it's time to pack it in, we've proven Super Maelstrom can be Big Dick Swinging

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not even paragons are safe from the foaming

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh we died while I was posting that. Handy.

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well that was quite the game

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >start game
    >hey thanks for playing mr beast's wild ride!
    >get free items
    t-thanks

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate team yellow so much it's unreal
    that is all

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have just enough cash to make a VTSG
    >Only kill final phase Lych about 4/5th the way down the track
    That boss in particular really doesn't frick around, huh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your fault was building a VTSG instead of a Paragon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lych is the greatest boss filterer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is he really that bad?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's the worst of the 5, or at least the one I dislike playing against the most. But none of them are too bad to beat casually at least.

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >banner tile
    >leak first two rounds with Rounding Up
    >one dollar short of affording a Dartling
    frick you too, game

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    monkey is the new pony
    can't change my mind

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't nearly enough monke porn out there for that to be true.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to be compared to ponygays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh please. by what metric? "being for kids but adults like it/has porn of it" it has a fraction of a percentage of popularity of ponies for that to be true.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just think monkeys are cuter than ponies, ponies ruin everything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These threads have people actually playing multiplayer and Contested Territory and talking about the game among the art and porn though

      This is more than you can say for a LOT of vidya threads and generals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No way, that would be Bluey

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it kind of is, isn't it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      monkeys are anthro not feral

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What can I use to kill the boss? I tried 3 rocket storms but that didn't work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      try turbo charge, does crazy fricking damage
      rocket storm is pretty shit tbh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Worked like a charm, thanks a lot man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Next time I'd recommend giving priority to not get any penalty at all, even if that means not farming as well as you theorically could. That's pretty much 30 free seconds.
      If that was bloonarius I'd recommend the bottom path tack shooter, but that being vortex either turbo charge as the other anon said, or if you could afford it I'd go for a sky shredder way out of range so it never gets stunned.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boomerang with turbo charge, and some tack shooter 2-0-4s spread out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I did it with tack zone
      sure it gets stunned but the dps makes up for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and your penalty is just atrocious, get a grip man

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play the game, I'm just here for the art because I like the designs. Sorry, for I have sinned...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i kneel

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure we'll be able to get first place if things stay like this.
    No point in giving up though, if you still have tickets try taking as many yellow tiles as you can, banners specially.

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently there's a quest about this shit too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a new quest on a special map for this, too.

      This map looks fricking awful

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of that Submarine rescue mission in BMC, except this looks way worse

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MR BEAST PLS GIVE ME 1 MILLION MONKEY MONY

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Super monke instas featured on the collection event thingy rn, you know what that means.
    EXPMXS
    Quiet Street - Impoppable

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Using a relentless glue as a door gunner is actually really fricking clever, can't believe I never thought of something like that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks that it doesn't seem to inherit any of the Heli's buffs, so it's useless against DDTs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's a shame, does he get camo detection if the heli is flying above the range of village?
        Unrelated question, but does Corvus' little spirit dude get stronger if you permabrew him? And if so, does stuff like overclock work too?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >does he get camo detection if the heli is flying above the range of village?
          Well I tried to test it right now, seems like he doesn't
          >does Corvus' little spirit dude get stronger if you permabrew him?
          Wish I knew, somehow I never tried to test it. I think it works on Psi (makes him pop affected bloons faster) so I have to assume it works on Corvus as well

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That was a brutal round, good game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gg, up for another? Sorry if I'm bothering with all these games, by the way.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry about it, I wouldn't be playing if it wasn't fun; I can do a couple more
        Also just tested, neither Alch nor Overclock affect the Spirit itself, or the Storm spell. Interestingly Overclock does speed up the Ancestral Might, so that's something to consider

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, man.
          EXYEDB
          Dark Path - Impoppable
          This one's on the easier side of advanced maps so we should be fine, I think.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'd honestly swap that and Chutes' difficulties

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Did you fill up or just didn’t wanna wait?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit, didn't think anyone else was gonna join, we can restart

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It’s ok I’ll join the next if you do more

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Path - Impoppable
    EXLMSW
    Join up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s saying there’s something wrong with my internet so don’t worry about it, sorry if you guys restarted for me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't sweat it man, co-op is always more fun with more people. Hopefully your internet comes back next match.

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The goddamn game reverted my Spy Plane just as R40 started, fix your servers NK

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gg, round 103 claims another...
    Genuinely confused as to how we died to cerams though, in my experience Pop and Awe is really good at taking them out, even supercerams.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, especially with the bomb there
      Not sure if anyone cares about the stat screen, so here's some footage of the world's most useful Striker

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >when you give Quincy a rocket launcher

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Water Park - Impoppable
        EXODMO
        It's like an easier version of chutes, shouldn't be so bad if we get a heli

        I think it might be time to send Striker to the nursing home.

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick, the new Mr. Beast challenge is actual hell
    Any tips to do this without just following a youtube guide like a gay

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing like 12 helis swarm a moab is quite the frickin' sight, it's like a bunch of angry insects attacking someone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Should spam 204 Helis for maximising the swarm. 4 for the price of one!

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lads got 5000 monkey money
    what hero do i go for?
    alr got benjamin and sauda
    im looking for something i can just placedown

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically you already got both of the "place and forget" heroes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      adora

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Psi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No one is as set and forget as Benjamin, but if you're fine with Sauda levels of "push the panic button", there's a couple of decent ones

      >Admiral
      Super good on water maps for obvious reasons, gives boats camo detection which isn't really needed but can be helpful if you're not spamming merchantman, basically a super spike factory in the water with how her mines work

      >UAV dude
      Decent popping power, huge range, has camo himself reasonably early, eventually gives global camo detection though it's after the first big camo waves so it's only really good for endless or the longer modes

      >Psi
      Sniper hero with global range, panic button is a stun, strong single target DPS though she sucks dick against swarms for obvious reasons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Benjamin's ability are decent enough that it can help you clear certain rounds with them. Ben's level 3 ability is literally a DPS increase, so there's no reason not to use it every once in a while, and his level 10 ability can crush a couple rushes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but Ben's active can also be trouble if you've got enough steadystate DPS, but have something leak during the downtime and can't catch up. The level 10 can also just be mashed for money whenever it's up without thinking if you're ahead of the curve, which you normally are with Benjamin's extra cash by the time he's level 10. With someone like Sauda, you still need to push the "kill lead" button every once in a while if you don't have coverage for it yet, or to catch a leaker that's gotten past the rest of your monkeys.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sure the level 3 can leak, but it really helps to kill the first few moabs or ceramics when the first show up and help damage 60, 80, and 100. The level 10 ability is a net decrease if you use it on bloons with multiple children, so white/black/purple and higher give you 1 less money
            Ben's ability require a much more strategy than Sauda though. Sauda's more "oh frick" and Ben is more "all according to keikaku"

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough, though I think Ben's fairly big cash injections make him even more set and forget since once you're stabilized, you just get further ahead whereas someone like Sauda or other that you're relying for popping power will probably continue to need to contribute and that involves pressing her buttons occasionally.

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good game, sadly I couldn't really haul the Super Brittle around fast enough. Think this is the last one for me, thanks for playing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GG man, thanks for playing too. This is also gonna be my last game for tonight, I'm pretty tired.

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bullying Toddlers Daily 6

  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This guy just said the Aurora borealis was fricking with the internet so maybe that’s why I couldn’t join the co-op game earlier

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aurora Borealis? At this time of day. In this part of the country? Localized entirely in this Bloons thread?

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does Box of Monkey stack? can you get two whole free monkies?

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How come there isn't a Bloons general?
    Also goatboy is the GOAT.

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