Bloons TD 6

Dawn of the Final Day

Will we pull victory out of the magic hat or will it be a tragic close run thing in the final hour?

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    the stakes have never been so high

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gluegunner drones

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder when we’re getting a gluegunner paragon

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    We might actually lose if all of our players don't play and MOTHERFRICKIN TEAM PURPLE KEEPS FRICKING US OVER.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeychad supremacy

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to follow youtube guide for race
    >video timer: 3:26.66
    >In game timer: 4:54.40

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Aieee

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >get towers set up on Least Cash
    >tab out for 5 minutes

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    who's your favorite non NSFW Bloons artist

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      4264

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not the dumb toddler that keeps showing up to these threads

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    B Team wake up we have a game to crunch

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How's the map looking for you B-boys?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Dang, I dunno how we have more points than you guys do considering how insane our game has been.
          Also, whoever is taking a bunch of relics, stop wasting your tickets on useless shit at this point of the event

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Someone needs to get those banners in top right. I was going to at least try the neutral one but I don't know dick about bosses on regular maps let alone split lane bullshit. Plus I got the time penalty for just letting bloons go unpopped for all of five seconds so frick that.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            We're lazy over here
            Just over half the team is inactive too

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          you fricks always have it easy

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    btw, for anyone who's taking regular tiles, try focusing on taking yellow tiles especifically, taking away their point growth is as important as increasing our own.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP I love this mode but may quit for months at a time. Can I join and will I be kicked when inactive?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, why not? We've already got a handful of inactive users anyway.
      Post your friend code

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        LAYGP-YXMVO

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Sent, let me know if it works

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            It was stupid I had to go in and hit apply instead

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Finally got in but it says I gotta wait for the next event to start

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Welcome aboard, buddy. Glad to know we've got a CT expert on the team now, makes me more hopeful for the future.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
    0.04 SECONDS OFF
    FRICK YOU

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that Quarry Time Attack banner

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If someone could take the banner tile on BAF that'd be just lovely, I'd do it myself but I'm out of tickets

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      how do I kill bloonarius in 2 minutes

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        ah, someone else has to do it, I'm late for work

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        post image of the tile with the towers in there and if it is 1 or 2 tiers

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Here ya go

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            wow that's ass, can't even farm properly with engineer because of the map
            Maybe it is still worth putting one trap on each side anyways
            As for what to use for DPSing bloonarius down, I guess middle path mortar? There's just no good options here. Maybe top path dartling T4 but it's so expensive.
            Honestly I thought there would be more to work with, sorry.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    alright, snagged a couple tiles, se you tomorrow monkechads

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >taking a Relic tile
    >taking El Dorado of all relics on the map

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      None of the other tiles were that appealing to try and get, and it was easy. Besides, we gotta get that banner we're saving up for, very important stuff

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Relics are worth 10 points and it's a useless Relic for the final day, literally any other tile on the map has more value

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I thought relics were worth as much as regular tiles at least, that's good to know. Will target better in the future

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          None of the other tiles were that appealing to try and get, and it was easy. Besides, we gotta get that banner we're saving up for, very important stuff

          >taking a Relic tile
          >taking El Dorado of all relics on the map

          New recruit anon here, are relics worth it if you believe taking it cripples your enemy or is it still a better deal getting normal/banner tiles?
          I'm pretty decent at time attacks and normal stuff but I struggle with bosses unless I have antiboss relics

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            If it's a very important relic (alch touch, moab clash, camo trap, royal treatment, etc.) or it's their only tile in a key position, then yeah it's definetely worth getting over a regular tile.
            Otherwise, try capturing regulars and banners from enemies whenever you can; taking a regular tile from yellow is about as good as taking a banner from another team in terms of point growth, for example.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Depends entirely on what relic it is. El Dorado is always bottom of the barrel crap. Things like Camo Trap and Alchemist Touch are worth fighting over.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who else is playing on mobile?

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't scared.
    (sped up by 50% for brevity)

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this map.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      sucks ass because (i think) you have to go alch first for reasonable aoe. horrible monkey combination for that one

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you want some help, here's the guide for this event's races

      Best of luck, anon.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >4 minutes
        damn it must be hard, they're usually 1.5-3 minutes with this dude

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Yellow took Box of Chocolates
    >Yellow is taking Camo-Flogged
    >Yellow is taking Alchemist Touch
    They actually have people worse than Chief Autist Only Takes Banners For Local Ranking

    Alchemist Touch is an event Relic, everyone has it!

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'm taking the banners top right
    yellow is really covering their chunk of the map

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Most of it is decayed and earning them nothing

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think I might just be shit at the game. I can't seem to get any trophies
    Any pro tips for monkey brain like myself? Or do I just accept shame and do easy/medium

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re trying to do an odyssey or boss for trophies Punji usually has a guide up right away, if it’s races then I have no idea because I hate races

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Guess who just found out that this odyssey doesn't fricking give collection trophies?
    Muddy Puddles - Hard Standard
    EELBAE
    This one's on the easier side of expert maps so maybe it won't be so bad.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >stop paying attention to the thread
      >coop happens
      well shit
      I assume it's started already

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Let's fricking go dude, it was so worth it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >sun god
        wew

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        WOAH

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >zero sacrifice temple zero sacrifice sun god

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          its still a free win for a map you dont care about

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Free half cash ravine medal, I wouldn't complain

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Mr negative over here

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, thought you were saving for etienne

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever that is taking MOAB Mine when the banner next to it is decayed and needs retaking

    Stop it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If he'd taken box of monkey instead we wouldn't have a bunch of yellow inside our territory, god fricking DAMN IT

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        They capped a bunch of rate decayed tiles, it's like the only player who isn't an idiot on their team is the sperg who caps banners so he can top the chart

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      frick you that tile is fricking awful you take it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      alright i did it and it took 14 minutes, that's the best you're getting from me. if you think it's bad do it better

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do I get apache dartship or comanche defense first?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apache I'd say

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think we'll need an MIB if we want to have a chance against the DDTs?

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >teehee it's a sure thing no one will beat a score THIS low!
    get fricked I took that tile first and I will keep it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >buy churchill
        >win
        life is literally so easy

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good enough, didn't think we'd beat the BAD

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ah well, GG.
    That was a really close game, but it was fun nonetheless.

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Yellow is taking El Dorado and Heartless
    It's going to suck when we lose to them because they're a bunch of fricking idiots

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >play moronic on purpose to make the other teams even madder when they still lose
      They're geniuses

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did the purple troons really call themselves Tust4Fun?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's just for fun

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        7 represents T, not J you fuggin muppet.

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Ninja Kiwi, Very Cool

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    alright, you get 20,000 dollaridoos, how do you kill Bloonarius tier 1 in under 2 minutes

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      embrittlement and arcane spike maybe? possibly a dragons breath to clean up the rush?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking combination of a 4xx ice with 2-3 240 artilleries, when I did it I don't think I had as much money and did it a lot slower. also make sure you have something guarding the left exit for the ceramic dump, I had a 032 wiz there. only dps options have gotta be 4xx wiz, x4x wiz, x4x artillery, and x4x gattling, so one of those has gotta be the most cost efficient. my money would be on artillery but not entirely sure

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        all that makes sense but honestly disregard x4x gatling, it's boss damage is awful and storm does negligible damage. x5x is utterly needed but before that isn't worth it

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          ah, that makes sense. I am guessing x4x wiz is possibly not as high damage as 4xx wiz too

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            it has good damage since it was buffed to add another dragons breath line. but arcane spike is still better since it does bonus moab damage

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          ah, that makes sense. I am guessing x4x wiz is possibly not as high damage as 4xx wiz too

          Wouldn't a 204 Dartling be best here? I did some rough calculations, and if all pellets land the BADS does 112 DPS while the Arcane Spike does 58 + however much the Fireball adds (not counting Embrittlement, just raw output)

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            if it works, then go for it. i don't usually consider BADS because it costs over 17K to get a single one, a pretty big investment most of the time
            i recommended spike since it can be paired with an embrittlement for additional damage, factor that in as well

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I'm just asking for the other anon's sake, I spent all my tickets a while ago
              Embrittlement is +1 damage, right? If you can afford it then it should work even better with BADS because even the top path spits out a lot of projectiles

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I'm just asking for the other anon's sake, I spent all my tickets a while ago
              Embrittlement is +1 damage, right? If you can afford it then it should work even better with BADS because even the top path spits out a lot of projectiles

              420 and 204 dartling deal about the same damage to the boss, I've tried both with embrittlement and wizards, but none are getting even close

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                how does 3x 240 artillery stack up?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                two 240 artilleries does very poorly, does less damage than the dartlings, less than 3 dragon's breaths even

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yep, I can't do anything with my relics
      can't even get close to 2:30
      sad day for monkind

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      try 420 dartling

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        tried, I can only beat bloonarius in 2:30

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    alright, I just spent $20,000 on retries, I'm giving this one up.
    Sorry boys, I let you down

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    techbot?????

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