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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna play some Newgrounds games so, bye I guess

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkechads, we are on final phase now. It's phayze after all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much hp does it have?
      I'm concerned about b team even completing it since we might take a day or two to get through blonarius r2 and not have enough time left to chip away at phayze.
      this event seems really punishing if you don't have a very active team on day 1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3350 HP

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, so it does have a definitive amount. I was wondering if the last boss might just be a leaderboard "do as much damage as you can" phase.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of, is B team still looking for new players or are they full? I was looking to join if they have space
        LHOHO-REMHM

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good gravy, when will the executions stop...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can lose monkeys?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boss Rush's gimmick is removing towers from the lineup every time you beat a boss. Alchemist, Glue, Village and Farm are disabled by default.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generals belong on /vg/

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok for this final phayze island, I have a general strat that gets you to 80 easily for anyone who isn't too sure of themselves

    >sauda
    >420 ace (120 first)
    >3 more 420 aces (total of 4)
    >420 ice (put these along the track whenever possible after the aces)
    >105 ninja
    >x4x heli to move sauda + ice around
    >one ace to 520
    >520 ice
    >520 spike near the last bend
    >keep using heli to move ice + sauda near boss (ice is priority)
    >x4x / x5x subs with leftover money, spam ability

    I can't figure out how to optimize this further, this map is really short. going for avatar of wrath was actually a little worse dps wise, though I didn't place it that far forward so that might have been important. any ideas for better strats here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay, minor optimization - going for a 025 ace instead of a 520 spike is much better DPS wise. then a 250 spike at the bend, got me to 89 this time around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think 230/240 spactories might be better than aces for the early/midgame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hmm, not too bad. this time I went sauda -> 420 ace -> 240 spike -> 420 ice -> 520 ace -> 250 spike -> 025 ace -> 105 ninja and got to 86. this could probably be optimized further but I'm happy with high 80s for now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same here, hope some other anons join in soon, there's 4 active players right now from what I can tell, if all of us got 4 scores in the mid 80s then we'd be dealing at most like 1400 damage which is a little over a third of Phayze's health

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe 032 spactories are even better, the buff the xx2 gets at the start of a round last a long time for some reason

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok you're correct, I just tried this out.
          literally just spammed 032 spactories until I could afford 025 ace, and just kept spamming them to the end. threw in a 520 ice, 105 ninja, 052 spactory, got to 86 with basically no problem at all. time to optimize the order and see if I can push into 90

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they didn't ban the dart, there's no way to reach the boomer paragon is there?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            I just spammed 032 spikes until about 80 then started spamming 042 spikes and nothing else and got to 93, I guess this is officially "the strat"
            pro tip for this one, use a 041 ice to make the final lake into a buildable area for more spikes
            I think I can get to 95 or higher if I go for 140 spikes at the end instead of 042. will report back

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget that you can remove the left wall to make room for a bunch of spactories

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bump while this video is rendering, dunno how good it will be but just shows how easy the spike strat is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous


                behold, stupid spike spam strat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a little tip: get smart spikes first and set them to close, that way you can ensure all the spikes will be hitting the boss.
                Also, get both Embrittlement and Super Brittle, the debuffs they apply are separate and stackable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh right, setting to close, forgot about that
                also, that's interesting about super brittle. maybe I'll try that later

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the debuffs they apply are separate and stackable
                now that i did not know, can you really have both at once? makes me wonder why glue isn't allowed to do that too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically you can, if you have both MOAB glue and glue storm, the MOAB glue will override Glue storm's glue effect with its own, however the bloons will still take the +2 damage debuff from glue storm.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how little impact a 4/2/0 or 1/3/0 Spike as a Pursuit Door Gunner would make

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that big surge forward from leaking at the end
                Try 0-4-1, Long Reach also makes carpet spike piles last longer which sometimes offsets the increased damage per pile of Bigger Piles

                I'm not sure how Smart Spikes interacts with the way rounds work in this mode but that might also be better, with its "boosted production on round start" thing. Or it might be complete shit I dunno.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok you're correct, I just tried this out.
          literally just spammed 032 spactories until I could afford 025 ace, and just kept spamming them to the end. threw in a 520 ice, 105 ninja, 052 spactory, got to 86 with basically no problem at all. time to optimize the order and see if I can push into 90

          lol
          I just spammed 032 spikes until about 80 then started spamming 042 spikes and nothing else and got to 93, I guess this is officially "the strat"
          pro tip for this one, use a 041 ice to make the final lake into a buildable area for more spikes
          I think I can get to 95 or higher if I go for 140 spikes at the end instead of 042. will report back

          It really does work holy shit, actually massive.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really play enough to warrant being on a team or whatever that actively tries to rank events n shit but I still wanna leech rewards
    is there a slack crew?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who hasn't already, please donate your team trophies to the cozy monke cause

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cozy monke...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My fricking beloved, it's actually criminal how little art there is of him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well, there is one...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I know, I was the one who requested it
            Still, I hope we get more art of him eventually, his cuteness is almost unmatched.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    managed a 95 somehow. 90 is such a b***h when it dumps all those bads on you and it's always near the end of the track so there's no stopping them

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skimmed through the last thread and saw some anons with no team, might be enough room left here in B team for one or two more.
    Post codes and I'll send when I can, going to bed soon so it may not be till tomorrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of, is B team still looking for new players or are they full? I was looking to join if they have space
      LHOHO-REMHM

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sent ya an invite anon, kill all bloons

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait, so is like, 60% of the event time spent on the last boss? i feel like we'll be done with the whole event like 2 days early at this rate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, first stage took us like not even an hour, at the rate we're going I think we'll be done tomorrow when the slots refresh again. I wonder if there's anything else after this stage or if we're just done done.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmm, it's pretty tough to break 85 for me, this last stage is kind of rough

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what the devs believe
    Do you agree?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the devs are generally out of touch with their own game. Rosalina is supposedly a "Place and forget" hero.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rosalina is supposedly a "Place and forget" hero
        she mostly is though? you place her down, move her to a better spot and then switch to grenades and thats it
        the constant ability spam is a bit tiring but there is no micromanagement at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You *can* just place her down, but by design she has 3 abilities, weapon swap mechanics, and movement.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah and none of it has any micromanagement
            the laser is inferior to the nade and is practically never ever used and the movement is just a convenience so you dont need to invest in a heli
            all heros have abilities that you press, its a bit annoying that they have such a low cooldown but pressing abilities does not equate to micromanagement

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              please, compared to corvus "if you use me your strategy, actions, and time will revolve around me and only me for every single moment of the game" the spiritwalker? rosa might as well be sauda

              You can get a lot of usage out of Corvus without micro but he's still the huge micro hero.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I seriously doubt that, even if you're not constantly managing him you'd still need to click him and cast spells like every few seconds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not much more than I would any other hero.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Other heroes just need an occasional click of a button to activate an ability when it's needed, even Geraldo doesn't require you to constantly monitor his shop, Corvus without his spells is essentially useless and overshadowed by any other hero

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I play Corvus with the occasional click of a button and crush it because he carries so easily. Only when I go out of my way to not build towers so I can try and beat every single round with literally just him(which is playing stupid on purpose) am I getting tons of interaction out of him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're playing beginner maps maybe. Chances are, you could replace him with another hero and do just as good, maybe even better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was thinking single lane maps in general. Global range, solid clear, able to clear everything with one button push, snubs the round 40. Not much more input than any other hero.
                You could also do better with Rosalia if you moved her around and switched weapons when its appropriate.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the laser is inferior to the nade
              Laser past 12 does shitton damage to MOABs, not to mention Pat levels of knockback, the only reason to use nade at that point is to clean up cerams

              You *can* just place her down, but by design she has 3 abilities, weapon swap mechanics, and movement.

              I wish lvl17 made the lvl7 permanent, it's like 95% uptme anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please, compared to corvus "if you use me your strategy, actions, and time will revolve around me and only me for every single moment of the game" the spiritwalker? rosa might as well be sauda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have literally never used beast handler and I never will

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pouākai is pretty good, I used it to black border moon landing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did the same thing with 100x less effort by using Striker and Pop and Awe, why even bother with beast handler when you can just use another better suited tower?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the *technical* sense it deals a lot of damage *potentially* but it's actual dps is utter trash since most of it's time is spent grabbing moabs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but it's actual dps is utter trash since most of it's time is spent grabbing moabs
        They rack up enormous damage though by doing that. Low attack speed, sure, but it oneshots and pretty much filters moabs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but one at a time? even BMA is slightly better than that, how does being locked to grabbing a single moab for like 5 full seconds help when the other 40 are running right past?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Merge it with more more orcas. It dominates every single game I use it in, and then the Megalodon instantly kills the BAD.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but one at a time? even BMA is slightly better than that, how does being locked to grabbing a single moab for like 5 full seconds help when the other 40 are running right past?

              >but it's actual dps is utter trash since most of it's time is spent grabbing moabs
              They rack up enormous damage though by doing that. Low attack speed, sure, but it oneshots and pretty much filters moabs.

              in the *technical* sense it deals a lot of damage *potentially* but it's actual dps is utter trash since most of it's time is spent grabbing moabs

              This is what the devs believe
              Do you agree?

              Buff it to grab other MOABs, at least weaker ones than the strongest it has. Or just give it a splash damage hitbox when it grabs anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FISH SUCKS MASSIVE FRICKING DICK, INCONSISTENT PIECE OF SHIT, MOAB DAMAGE DOESN'T MATTER WHEN IT CAN'T EVEN KILL SPACED OUT GREENS
      FRICK FISH AND FRICK THE STUPID BEAST HANDLER IT CAME IN ON

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Much by the contrary, it was the beast handler that came in on the fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like the fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beast handler is so fricking shit. Even if it’s super buffed, it would still be a massive pain to use. It has the same problem as paragons. Uses too much fricking space and money and too repetitive. They should’ve spent that time on a monkey that’s actually fun to use.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only if she'll let me shove my fist up her anus

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gn everyone

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got a really close 98, any of you guys managed to break 100?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well damn, a new event comes out and you madmen are already at the last stage? How'd NK actually release something good?
    Also apologies for the lackluster performance, barely had any time to play

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you guys feel about double cash?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cheating.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, it's pretty fun though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't use them for medals but I do complete Odysseys and Bosses with it. Makes it a lot more convenient

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot imagine spending 20 bucks just to unlock an easier mode on a game you already bought

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        $27 total for Bloons feels like a decent deal though. It's not like I'm a poor. When I roll into co-op with double cash and start bankrolling people, people love that shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >$27 for a phone game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use it in multiplayer because dividing your income by 4 is shit especially during bosses. In fact in multiplayer you're often waiting for some guy to use a cash drop. Also I think engineer bloon trap and odin trees essentially "steal" cash because 100% of the baloon pop value goes to the unit owner instead of being split.

      Oh yeah and I also use it to farm collection events more easily.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post 'em

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >to black border you need to play through easy and medium

    I cant do it, its so fricking boring, anything outside of chimps just doesnt matter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get Sauda, 024 Glue, 402 Boomer, 041 bomb and a village for support and AFK while that clears out everything, it works for all the non-gimmick easy and medium difficulties in my experience.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they kill the Monkeyopolis, bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were the ones that changed it from $0 to $2500 in the first place, you best be grateful that they only lowered it to $1000

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That change left me a broken man, I don't know how to farm for the early game of boss events anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they need to frick up farming every patch to the nerds have something to do and need to recalculate everything

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FAT PUSSY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HUGE NUTS

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >geraldo was a fun novelty at the start
    >haha big money action figure and cheap super monkey
    >got boring fast
    >tried the male ezi hero one or two times
    >way too much management, not fun
    saving up for the jetpack girl now
    until then it's ben and psi all of the day, bro

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my icy wife

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >human body
      garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which monkey girl is best for ryona

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      adora

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your face

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No anon that's reverse ryona and Rosalia is best for that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patch

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the daily boss rush tickets stack!
    I have 6 now
    so much better than CT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cost 50 MM anyway, who needs to wait hours for them to refresh?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this event definitely seems to hinge on having more members active, shame not everyone could show up for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're doing pretty good, I think a full team of active players could probably finish the event in the its first day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do we know what happens when you beat round 5? I assume some youtuber group's done it by now, wondering if there's anything left of the event after that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably just the end of the event and we get the rewards for the last island

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It probably just ends the same way an odyssey does, though it'd be cool if there was another boss you keep fighting to increase your score and participate in a global leadearboard or something of the like

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually managed to get the boomer paragon and got past 100, only degree 18
        Could have gone to degree 20 probably could have got a kill or two more if I got that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit that's impressive, what did you do to afford it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sell pretty much everything I had when I was at around 93 kills and the boss was on the last bend or so
            I didn't record so I can't show and it's kind of very involved so posting step by step would be too much but here's more or less what I did
            Sauda + 4 032 spactories into a 420 ice at the start, then at some point grab a 302 boomerang for defense where I have the paragon. Then put a few more 032 spactories and at some point I sold some of them to afford the 520 ice.
            Before dying to bloons leaking buy the 402 boomerang and if camos leak through also buy a 300 sub down there so nothing leaks.
            Then keep buying spactories, also use the water at the top with 205/204 subs. Also get at the very least 1 040 heli to move things around, I ended up getting two. At some point I bought a 052 spactory too.
            Bottom water fill with subs too when the ones at the top can't hit it anymore and keep hitting with spactories as much as you can. Then sell everything for the boomergon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Also wanted to add that using spactories as my main dps in this way is very unfun for me, I hope they don't become a regular thing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tried this, couldn't manage to afford the boomer. Was about 70k off, wasn't going efficiently enough apparently. I'll try again when the slots refresh. But this is a great strat so far, I think putting sauda and the starting spactories closer lets you snowball faster, I got to 70 before the turn around the wall. Good stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very cool

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you could be a hero's pet which one would be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauda, personally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ezili. Let her rude around on my shoulders so she can feel tall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trace of the jun panda comic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally my wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are gays in japan?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats chinese.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bara is short for Barazoku, which was the title of a gay magazine started in 1971

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homos and lesbos were named after flowers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather have adora as my pet instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adora, she's definetely got some pent up hornyness from having to act holy and pure all the time and I'd be more than happy to help her release it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think you could handle sex with a Sun goddess?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can obyn have two pets at once? if I buy the ghost wolf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only hero with a non skin-exclusive pet in Ben. You can have both of those active, but you will only have the frog with mountain Obyn or the wolf with default Obyn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand, how is Ben relevant here?
        I'm asking if default Obyn can have both the bunny and the wolf active at once

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, figured my 1st place spot would be sniped from me while I was at work

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like spamming market places isnt very effective bros, feels incredibly slow. but I also dont wanna do the giga autistic timed farm strats.

    Any other simple alternatives?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on what your strat is
      Markets are great earlier in the game because of their extra sellback value, which allow you to resell them while losing less money.
      As you get more money the best by far is a banana central with lots of BRFs.
      But if you can boat farm, it is better to have 10 T4 markets because they boost the boats eor money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im mostly only interested for impoppable/expert maps. I dont do freeplay or boss events.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then markets are literally enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're willing to make a compromise with your hero, then bringing Benjamin should net you enough cash to afford anything you want.
      Otherwise, I believe banks and IMFs may be better than marketplaces for regular play.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Banks are the best if it's your only source of income. Plantations and Marketplaces start paying out immediately which you can invest in more farms in only 2 or 3 rounds, whereas banks need like 10 rounds to pay out fully so you're wasting rounds not being able to spend that income.
        A single bank makes more than a single marketplace or plantation though, so it's more efficient if you are either limited on space or are under a monkey limit, or simply don't want to spend more time on farming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, I probably should've specified that, banks ultimately give out more money than other farms in the same time frame but you can't snowball as easily, that doesn't really matter for regular play though because at most you'd have like 3-4 farms

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only 200 hp left b team if just one more person gets in there we can get started on the last boss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on now

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >havent been able to beat even a t1 boss without a guide in my 2 years playing
    how do i git gud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch and do some fenix guides
      then just apply your knowledge to new runs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farm farm farm and farm even more.
      If you don't need more defense you continue farming.
      Usually what I'd do for T1 is a ninja 104 and for T2 I'd use a 150 dartling but funnily enough tomorrow's boss bans those two towers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why bosses are boring to me. It's all minmaxing farm autism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The normal ones don't require minmaxing at all
          Elites usually don't either but of course are harder
          Last week's Vortex is an exception, that fricker did require farming autism, after a bunch of years NK is experimenting with what modifiers to use I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watches guides
      >basically all bosses go through the same process every week
      >has learned nothing
      I'm sorry you have terminal dumb

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a good hero
    >continue to pound him into the ground 3 major updates in a row
    what the frick is wrong with them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh I'd pound Corvus too if I had the chance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's still pretty good isn't he? I never used him before so I can't really tell how devastating those nerfs are.
      I remember there was an anon that wanted to try beating deflation with 2 Corvuses, I wonder if that's still possible now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's still pretty good isn't he?
        Of course he's still perfectly usable, I just don't understand their rationale. They've halved his power and gimped his Exp and Mana gain already, and now they're doing it again for no reason

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope they don't balance things by simply watching %usage and if they feel a tower is being used too much they nerf it.
          The latest change they did to Ben makes absolutely 0 sense to me, swapping the lvl 4 and 6 around.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This and the last update's changes to Ben were clearly targetted towards Boss Players, they ruined his earlygame so you can't snowball your farming as easily as before. Really fricking stupid changes too, the only thing they've done is make boss farming harder and more complicated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never use corvus because microing your hero that autistically is antithetical to a tower defense game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buff
      >nerf
      >buff
      >buff
      >buff
      >endgame nerf
      >endgame nerf
      seems pretty balanced to me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It might seem like that at first if you treat buffs and nerfs as simple +1 and -1 changes, but I can tell you right away that the Agression buff is abobawdely worthless and the Soul Harvest nerf far outweighs everything else. My main issue is that they nerf his Lv20 stuff while also making Lv20 harder to reach, which is just nonsensical

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in my experience, corvus tends to get absurd amounts of mana midgame, but I haven't used him in a while so maybe he's changed since then
          didn't he get innate mana regen last update or something? I'd think that damage buffs would be worth more than mana nerfs at this point

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in my experience, corvus tends to get absurd amounts of mana midgame
            He does, which is the stated reason behind his previous nerf. Making the Soul Harvest's cooldown longer mainly impacts the early game, since that's your main source of Mana while starting off. The mana regen they gave to him is honestly laughable, it's only there to allow you to cast one or two spells if you've placed him in a bad spot, nothing else

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are bottom path spike's boosted rate triggered by breaking a life on the boss? Does that mean it might be better to switch to top path at a certain point?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So close

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit there he is, thank you anon.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    Then I was reminded that you need to pay real money to retry a round and uninstalled.
    I've played for too long. Easy levels are too easy and hard levels either take too much time, require following a guide or waste a ton of monkey money.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which strategy do you recommend I should use while I play in Alpine Run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alpine Run
      place monke
      win
      pretty much everything will work

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys think it's possible for us to beat stage 5 before slots refresh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how many free slots we have from people actually playing, I calced earlier and if I tie my best attempt on all four I would only get 50 more damage. But I'd rather not do it again until they refresh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I figured as much, if everyone got an absurd 100+ score then we could do it but that's an insane demand to make. In the end, being able to buy more tickets is just a QoL thing, you still have to wait the 24 hours to do any significant impact to the boss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, if we're speaking theoretically 90 damage X 4 attempts X 15 players is 5400 damage, so one team of fully active players putting up big scores can get the win in one cycle.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True, thinking about it, we've got 11/15 active members from what I can tell, 11 players x 4 scores x 90 pops is almost 4000 damage, way more than needed to defeat the 5th stage, hell, even 80 pops would be enough.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah this event is odd, i feel like each boss should be restricted to a day of the event instead of moving on immediately after killing it. i imagine all the teams with full active sweaty tryhards were done two or three days ago

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they could've easily made it more competitive by making it a daily thing like you said, as it is, this event feels more like a cooperative odyssey than anything else, though I'll admit I kinda dig it 'cause it's so chill compared to CT.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need moar red heads in vidya
    That girl in Unicorn Overlord is great too

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did you do this, what was the strat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here

      Holy shit that's impressive, what did you do to afford it?

      Sell pretty much everything I had when I was at around 93 kills and the boss was on the last bend or so
      I didn't record so I can't show and it's kind of very involved so posting step by step would be too much but here's more or less what I did
      Sauda + 4 032 spactories into a 420 ice at the start, then at some point grab a 302 boomerang for defense where I have the paragon. Then put a few more 032 spactories and at some point I sold some of them to afford the 520 ice.
      Before dying to bloons leaking buy the 402 boomerang and if camos leak through also buy a 300 sub down there so nothing leaks.
      Then keep buying spactories, also use the water at the top with 205/204 subs. Also get at the very least 1 040 heli to move things around, I ended up getting two. At some point I bought a 052 spactory too.
      Bottom water fill with subs too when the ones at the top can't hit it anymore and keep hitting with spactories as much as you can. Then sell everything for the boomergon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also thinking about it some more, I think that spot for the paragon was bad and I wanted it either at the exit or at least somewhere that could start by hitting the things closer to the exit first. So I would put the paragon lower down.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gluegunner sexo

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that we've funded the cozy monke, what team flair should we go for next?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the keeper but if we already have the cozy monke then I guess the icon? I don't mind either way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I vote the King.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I figure I'll just make a poll for it
      https://poal.me/nixzc5
      Btw f there's something you think we should get that I haven't added you can add it yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't we only have one thing on the island slot? so if we went for cake baker/king/lighthouse keeper, it would override the comfy monkey? makes more sense to go for a building/water/air slot next

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can have up to 4 iirc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CAKE BAKER BROS WHERE WE AT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Winning as always

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to handle half cash I hate it

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spring Spring - CHIMPS
    YVVVVM
    Why do gold bloons not show up in CHIMPS, by the way?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because of the potential to lose a game over it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to say Gold Bloons don't take hearts but then I remembered the golden rule for popping them is never use global towers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >golden rule
          lol
          Don't towers prioritize targetting them over any other bloon type too?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think so but with the way they bounce around the map they're nearly always the first bloon on the track so everything set to First goes apeshit for them, which is terrible when you've got global towers pinging the little shits around like a pinball when you really just want them to target literally anything else

            Which is one reason why I never bothered with golds on anything higher than Medium. You gotta build your whole defense around something that shows up once every 20 rounds.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you only need something like 2 220 ice to catch every single gold bloon before it gets white at round 80, which is plenty of time to build a MIB or something for them.
              Still can't really use global towers though, since even on last eventually everything else will be popped and they're piss it off and it'll run past the ice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Its entirely possible that the pulled aggro from the golden could let one bloon slip through. CHIMPS is supposed to be the completely raw BTD experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >missed it
      fug, I'll wait for the next one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh don't worry it's still up, no one joined

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a long time and I just realized in coop we start with more money
    1100 instead of 650

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't have any strat in mind I'll get a sotf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go ahead, I'll give you the cash after we afford flagship.
      Also, could you get jungle drums on the village?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After the flagship imo

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The BAD scarab skin is even more horrifying in game, good lord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do i smell an eygpt hero skin incoming...?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying there's any rhyme, reason or theme to the skins NK puts out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds nice, I could see a pharaoh Psi or Corvus skin being interesting

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm considering getting the preemptive, the primary expertise and even the energizer but I don't know what lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say go for preemptive

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg
    damn scaling making shit hard

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, gg. Maybe I should've invested more into BAD damage instead of stalling towers.
    Up for another or is that it for now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let's do one more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okie dokie
        Karts'n'Darts - CHIMPS
        YVXCHO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cant connect to that one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            works on my machine™
            try again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did it work? I could create another room if you want to

              nope, i could just get the next one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did it work? I could create another room if you want to

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The molotov from gwen hits camo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that only if she sees camo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it always hits camo even if she doesn't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that has to be new, i absolutely remember camos passing through her molotov before

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As far as I recall that has always been the case, the only thing I can think of is that maybe purples wienerblocked the ability and the camos got through when you tried? I don't see the wiki mentioning her ever not seeing camo this way but it's the wiki so it could also be wrong very easily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the things that go on the track can iirc, Obyn's brambles and wall of trees can hit camos too, you can actually pop all the camo bloons before round 40 by spamming brambles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not bloon trap 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wizard's Wall of Fire doesn't, but Dartling Gunner's Cross the Streams monkey knowledge does

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh geez that gluegunner, unfortunate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just get a permabrew and the problem will fix itself

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't do it on purpose but that's what you get for killstealing from my boomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h your boomerang wishes it could do half of what my wizard can

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the bunny worth it in CHIMPS? I think it deals good damage

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atleast you got an actually useful tower, all I got was a fricking 002 farm bro

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg, can't believe we survived 103 just to die immediatly afterwards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      103+1 claims another victim...

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just found out there's an autistic bloons fan wiki. Post your findings.
    https://bloonsconception.fandom.com/wiki/Bloons_Conception_Wiki

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even just the heroes page is hilarious, t6here are like 15 separate wiki pages for quincy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell is this lol
      There's even rules for the jannies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i love that this image implies the monkes have either teamed up with the bloons or have recruited zomgs and bads to fight a massive ceramic menace

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The cerams started a communist uprising against the moabourgeoisie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            literally the plot of Bloons Monkey City

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoutouts to the grey goo thingy
      Any grey goo thingy enjoyers?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >acquiration

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ninja Kiwi is slacking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SHIT I'VE HEARD OF THIS GAME

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the most popular puzzle game on the wii? Everyone has.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >towers: 1,700+ items
      oh my god no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I just skimmed through the heroes section and not a single one of them is SEXO, for shame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adora was conceived when her mother (a sun god) and her father (a firefighter) made love. Her parents cared very much for their daughter. Adora was a happy girl and saw the joy in everything. However, one day (at age 12), her parents had to go out to stop some ZOMG's from taking over a city. Adora was left alone. And her parents never returned. She saw on the news that her parents were left to be hung by Dreadbloon and his gang of regrow leads. Adora was heartbroken and her positive emotions slowly dried away from the sun girl. All that was left was hatred against the bloons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://bloonsconception.fandom.com/wiki/A.E.T.H.E.R.?so=search
      This guy made Phayze nine years before Ninja Kiwi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's kapkan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Drake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >norf orphan soccer hoodlum raised by two gay military dads
          pathetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            May I interest you in our lord and saviour, Ivan?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dislike dying too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Coward

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            proofs?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How can you say that if you've never tried it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you will never attain enlightenment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dislikes: Dying, Being Defeated

          I always thought those were the same thing...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Defeat comes in many forms

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Esl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf those are my likes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Getting raped into submission is a type of defeat that doesn't involve dying ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank god the m2 tripod gets a silencer, i was sick of alerting the bloons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BROS, NEW BOSS JUST DROPPED, how the heck are we gonna do this on elite?

      there are 2600+ bloon articles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is a secret of this map
        Bros? What could the easter egg be? Do we gave to use only ice towers to unlock a new tower?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >use ice tower
          >it fricking dies
          >lose it on your account permanently

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >make all three 5 towers with at least twenty other ice towers
          >a cutscene plays where they summon the ice paragon, the skifree yeti, and he changes the lava map to an ice one
          >unlocks ice paragon and for the rest of the map, santa will fly overhead and drop occasional gifts of money or free towers
          Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine actually playing a map like this, what the frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It can't be that hard, right? they all converge in the middle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          some rounds don't go through the middle how bad it is now?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            check this map out

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >harder than OUCH
              So is Quad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Way harder cause the paths in the corners are so short. In those cases I just cheese it with military monkeys.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think, until you read its description

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yo they predicted Rosalia no way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoutouts to the Mount St. Helens eruption map, also I just realized this wiki is over a fricking decade old

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good seeing the spirit of Fantendo style autism is still alive and well lol

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doing spactory spam for boss
    >game crashes
    thanks ninjakiwi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to suffer through this

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE DID IT GAMERS

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess it doesn't matter since it killed the boss anyways but
    >get to 91 kills
    >sell everything for the boomerang paragon
    >4k money short
    >die right afterwards

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that just it? You can't even replay previous stages? Kinda lame

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huzzah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so much free loot
      I love it

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not even a local team only leaderboard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just check the player roster on the team page
      Number one babyyyyyy

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do either of the teams have space for a bloon popper? Here's my code LDAXX-XYRDT

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >undisputed queen of boss rush
    I wonder how long it will last

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she gets disabled for the next one, Brickell is probably going to be the go-to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah that would be ben

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ben doesn't really work in boss rush, no early game scaling and you barely hit level 10 by the end of a map anyways. having a hero to get early boss pops is crucial to snowballing your game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ben is literally useless in boss rush, have you even played the gamemode?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now that the first boss rush's come to end, how would you say you feel about it? Did you like it better than regular boss events? Did you like it better than CT? Are you looking forward to the next one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it more than CT but that's because I'm not a huge PVP guy anyways. PVE is more up my alley
      The costs are also cheaper, this pays for itself meanwhile I hemorrhage money every CT. If it was longer that would be cool, shame it's only 5 islands.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I'd like to have an endless mode or something to pour my autism into and naturally get proportionally better rewards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're different than regular boss events so that's appreciated, but personally I still prefer regular bosses. Nice to see NK experimenting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't play it. It sounded lame.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whyd no one tell me how good bloon trap was?
    Engineer was a tower I've ignored for a long time but hes actually really fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloon trap is a great early game farming tower, plus it defens nicely
      When pops start giving less money (round 50 and onwards) it stops being as good though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty good up until round 50 where it's money making capabilities get cut in half, and it just keeps getting worse the more rounds you go through. Almost never use it outside of boss events tho

        It's not so much to do with its money making ability, it's the same money making as Monkey Town and Rubber to Gold since they're all based on pops, only Bloon Trap gets totally fricked by ceramics pierce capping it way too quickly and reducing its effectiveness since engineer can't send it out fast enough, which also just so happens to be around round 50

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good up until round 50 where it's money making capabilities get cut in half, and it just keeps getting worse the more rounds you go through. Almost never use it outside of boss events tho

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's rosalia good for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting tipsy at parties and trying to get people to like her by letting them stuff oranges up her ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a wienersleeve

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Full nelson anal until her pussy sprays orange juice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buttcrack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      making delicious orange juice
      and for me to ship Etienne with

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    black bordering beginner maps is just so easy and boring

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please for the love of god just watch a fricking Youtube tutorial if you don't know what you're doing. I don't mind shitters in CT because the rewards are terrible, but seeing this when actual trophies are at stake is depressing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some of that CT karma coming back to you, B team

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"I wish to do well in CTs"
        >The monkey's paw curls
        >You do good in CTs because your team average is low due to everyone being AFK so you get matched against other AFK teams
        >You will now do terribly in boss rush

        It's not B-team, if you check their page the avatars don't match up, this is a secret third option

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kick pending
      >pending
      huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't kick players mid-event if they participated even once.

        some of that CT karma coming back to you, B team

        What team is this? Or are you generally speaking?

        It's just me complaining to the void about deadweights on my own team, this isn't a Ganker team.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to get a 1 score on purpose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I wish to do well in CTs"
      >The monkey's paw curls
      >You do good in CTs because your team average is low due to everyone being AFK so you get matched against other AFK teams
      >You will now do terribly in boss rush

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What team is this? Or are you generally speaking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get fricked homosexual

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rosalia needs banana conversion

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer messing with Rosalia's jetpack and she goes flying

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice work B bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did not like this event.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh, i could have popped that.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough featureless monkey crotcho sexo ITT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be the change you want to see in the world

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. I need more girl featureless crotcho but the good stuff I remember seeing on Ganker doesn't seem to be on e6

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          monke taint

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I just wanna go crazy on some monkey nussy

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i wanna frick her

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if anyone has any drawing requests i'm not doing anything tonight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Team A recruiting/welcoming/bringing in the Cozy Beanbag Monkey.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >recruiting/welcoming/bringing
        no no no
        >buying
        there we go
        https://litter.catbox.moe/rz78fk.png
        none of you would do this, right? you wouldn't buy a ct monke JUST to molest him, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yesss more cozy monke content, wonderful stuff, thank you so much

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adorable! Thanks for granting my request, Goatboy!
          Also thank you for the Rosalia buttcrack

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this gives me an idea for female cozy beanbag monkey nonchalantly sitting in her beanbag, sipping cocoa,, pussy out, not realizing that she makes everyone around her hot and bothered

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tag yourself team A, me in the top left background

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >litter
          Frick you too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he lacks critical knowledge

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If I were to bookmark every fricking thing on the off chance that I might need to return to it, my list would be longer than your average Black folk rap sheet. It's not that fricking hard to use catbox proper, or at least set the litter limit to max.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                catbox is down or something, i can't upload anything to it right now, they all get rejected with errors

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I were to bookmark every fricking thing on the off chance that I might need to return to it, my list would be longer than your average Black folk rap sheet. It's not that fricking hard to use catbox proper, or at least set the litter limit to max.

          you're absolutely right, i almost never use littler and didn't even know it had a time limit, here it is again with the max limit, dumb of me
          https://litter.catbox.moe/z8eoml.png

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Catbox is far from the only no-signup image host, you know. There's uguu and imgur just to pick random examples.

            >gay shit
            Welp, joke's on me. Note to self: Start reading posts fully instead of just getting mad at expired litter links.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >imgur
              Jesus Christ, anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know it's shit, it's just meant to be a temporary band aid if catbox is shitting itself. That aside, if you want the closest you can get to the original file, you'll have to get it from his folder anyway.

                I don't think it matters since the artist posts this shit to his socials, anyway. The catbox link is just a formality to avoid shilling his own profile and give the thread-goers some 'early access'.

                Yes, I'm sure it has nothing to do with most of it being porn which would get him banned if he posted it as is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imgur has had an anti-porn AI monitor that automatically deletes anything it considers a porn upload for over a year

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no way, really? i used to get a lot of good porn from imgur

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, the more you know.
                There's still uguu and a gorillion other alternatives though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think it matters since the artist posts this shit to his socials, anyway. The catbox link is just a formality to avoid shilling his own profile and give the thread-goers some 'early access'.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah sure why not, i got one more in me
            https://files.catbox.moe/2a600y.png
            it bums me out to have so many requests i just don't have time for, i would do them all if i could. if it makes the difference to any of you i do write down my favorite requests and keep them as ideas for later

            dear god the depravity. i wish i could get in on that. i'd like to see your saved requests sometime. you really don't need to feel bad about it, you're doing it for free which is way more than any of us could ask for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cozy monkey frottage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah sure why not, i got one more in me
        https://files.catbox.moe/2a600y.png
        it bums me out to have so many requests i just don't have time for, i would do them all if i could. if it makes the difference to any of you i do write down my favorite requests and keep them as ideas for later

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fact you do these for us in the first place is rad my man. Take your time and keep popping (boy pussy) bloons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're doing this for the princely sum of Nothing. You don't owe us anything. If you're doing this any other way than the one you want, then you're doing it wrong. Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

          t. megamilk beggar

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're too nice, I wish I could repay you with more than just kind words.
          >if it makes the difference to any of you i do write down my favorite requests and keep them as ideas for later
          It does, if I'm being honest that's really cute
          And don't worry about not being able fulfill everyone's requests dude, we're not so selfish that'd we want you to overwork yourself, there's always gonna be a thread waiting in the future so don't worry about "losing the opportunity" or anything like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something with any female monkey "spreading" her null crotch (like this for a rough idea of what I mean):
      https://e621.net/posts/2803524

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't know why this one called me, i guess it's cause i've never done it before
        https://files.catbox.moe/0mxggy.png

        Hope my half-ass attempt at inking does the original image some justice.
        Tell you what, I couldn't think of a good enough image and dialogue to put in, so I'll leave it up to you, have fun!

        [...]
        Here you go.

        the phones are RINGING at the based department right now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus christ, you knocked it out of the park.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Patch
          Good choice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u should totally open a ko-fi or any sorta tip jar
          i'd give you a dollar for a beer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          goat never misses

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thinking about how soft and tender that would feel to squeeze and rub and realizing that I probably shouldn't be thinking this way about little cartoon monkeys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BTD6 reference in DS2 confirmed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either Rosalia making an orange juice stand or Psi watching some Avatar: The Last Airbender

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      adora naked dogeza

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bodywriting stuff with Patch, if you could put in some ryona elements that'd be nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Standing full nelson anal with Rosalia, with her pussy dripping or spraying copious amounts of pussy juice. Ahegao optional but encouraged.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Benjamin dumping his laptop in a bin and seething about being completely fricking useless in Boss Rush

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope my half-ass attempt at inking does the original image some justice.
        Tell you what, I couldn't think of a good enough image and dialogue to put in, so I'll leave it up to you, have fun!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am digging the sun god in the back. Nice work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He tried so hard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He tried so hard

          poor ben

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cat Ezili throwing Smudge as hard as she can at a MOAB to use her moab her ability

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomerang or Boat Tier 5s doing pic related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This would be rad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This would be rad

        Here you go.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's fricking awesome

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh Im feeling the getter rays

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          very sweet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Great job dude

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hope my half-ass attempt at inking does the original image some justice.
          Tell you what, I couldn't think of a good enough image and dialogue to put in, so I'll leave it up to you, have fun!

          oh yeah that's the spice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hope my half-ass attempt at inking does the original image some justice.
          Tell you what, I couldn't think of a good enough image and dialogue to put in, so I'll leave it up to you, have fun!

          don't know why this one called me, i guess it's cause i've never done it before
          https://files.catbox.moe/0mxggy.png

          [...]
          [...]
          the phones are RINGING at the based department right now

          [...]
          you're absolutely right, i almost never use littler and didn't even know it had a time limit, here it is again with the max limit, dumb of me
          https://litter.catbox.moe/z8eoml.png

          >wake up to influx of great art
          You drawgays are cool

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and what about me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He said great art, stop being an attention prostitute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      solo female

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rosalia megamilk, except she's holding two oranges instead of breasts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe next time you could do a human -monkey rendevouz

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    easiest way to afk intermeddiate easy-hard standards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      typically I just did really easy shit like sauda + alchninja + bottom path snipers, clears everything on most single lane maps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      401 Ninja + 400 Alchemist + 024 Glue + 140 Druid + 220 should clear everything up to round 80 in any intermediate map, bring Benjamin so you can afford all the towers and AFK faster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *220 Village, apologies

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Park Path - CHIMPS
    YWGXBM
    Any co-op?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2/4, 5 more mins and I'll start

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always get choice paralysis doing chimps, so much shit to do and no real preference
    maybe avatar of wrath?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking of getting Wizard Lord Phoenix, AoW wouldn't be that good here anyway since we don't have Obyn.
      Also, could you set the Maim Moab and MOAB glue to strong?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure lets just do wizard lord

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    womp womp, oh well

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg, the scarab BAD skin is still fricking horrifying but I'm never taking it off

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They added a TOM-MONKEE?
    Can I see more art of her? Specifically references for reasons I won't disclose rn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Rosalia/Gallery
      Go wild

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you. Now to choose the proper outfit and pose. Spats, probably spats.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looking forward to seeing what you'll make

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played her in game yet, what do you think would go nice on her?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not sure I fully understand, you mean like what clothing and such would look good on her? Or like what'd be an interesting situation to put her in?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Basically both, yeah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, her whole gimmick is that she has a lot of mobility with her jetpack, so maybe a situation where she's stuck and defenseless could be nice. I liked your idea of her wearing spats, maybe you could draw her with her pants pulled down to show them off? These are just suggestion really, feel free to do it however you best see fit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have a crummy TD5 eyes edit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very cute, say, were you the anon who drew some BTD5 styled monkes a few threads back?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >looks cute
        >voice is trash
        many such cases, her penal bong speak is often incomprehensible and her writing holds no meaning and she just says spork shit ("citrussy!")

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >citrussy
          you know exactly what she means by this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm, citric acid pussy discharge

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the other language she speaks? Sounds like Spanish but there's times I don't understand what she's yapping on about
    Also monke sexo

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking amazing

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decent monkey porn from various drawgays
    >people actually playing talking about videogames
    >no one is mad
    what a strange Ganker thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's been like this for years now, join us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are the best threads in all of Ganker, there's a reason people like having them so often

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Question: Can this run on a toaster computer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with the later rounds and how intensive they get?
      probably not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, in normal gameplay it will. Past round 100, which is the last actual round in normal gameplay, you'll definitely lag. Probably on bosses too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      I consistently get 60 fps on integrated graphics and 8 gigs of ram

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you do the boss rush solo?

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this a monkey fricker general or are you balloon fanatics?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The former

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lets not ever imply we're a general of any kind, i don't want final death brought on us

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick, that's a good point, my mistake on that part sorry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't we be both?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >balloon

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are anons so crazy about a phone game that they even make good fanart for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, it's this, THIS, it's a terminal condition and we all have it, it's real and if you play long enough you will catch it too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In all seriousness though I can't think of many other phone games that get this much love from the devs. Its six years old and still getting content and updates. There's no p2w or abusive cash shop. They didn't even axe the older games and let them exist too. The monkeys and art style are cute too.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You did black border Tinkerton, right, anon?

    No I didn't now frick off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't say that, you're gonna make Rosalia sad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well get to it pal

        How about I roundhouse kick you weak sissy wimps into a coma

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well get to it pal

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just saw gore fanart of Quincy i fricking hate this fandom i was looking for a pfp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      million pity for quincy

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it was pretty easy even by beginner map standards

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey sex
    Now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, he's just like me...
      fr fr...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he put on a hat? he's already got the full suit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s cute. he’s cute.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After seeing the game idg how this shit gets an active fanbase

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHIMPS appeals to tryhard autists
      Funny monkey appeals to moronic casualgays

      not yet

      >undisputed queen of boss rush
      I wonder how long it will last

      appeals to degenerates
      Insane amount of content appeals to poorgays trying to maximize their money's worth after they bought the game at $1 during a steam sale
      Shitty dailies appeal to live service gays
      Constant major updates + devs being le heckin wholseome appeals plebbit and israelitetube gays

      This game appeals to literally EVERYONE except homosexuals that just want to play actual good vidya, but no one actually gives a shit about good vidya anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can just tell you've never played a good game in your life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you have another daily to do anon-gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mad that your threads about your favorite game no one cares about always die while ours thrives?

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the sting

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only that I see get regular OC. Monkefriends I love you.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna beat the ever living frick out of Phayze while using french

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you use the baguette?

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try to guess what Quonker and french have in common

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They both like smelly cheese?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not only that, but I ship them with the two tomboy monkes (Gwen for Quonker and Lia for french)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shipping

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're replying to the underage kid

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you look closely, you'll realize I'm calling him a dickslurping homosexual. I have no intention of feeding him any further, since he already blew his hand.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thread got nuked last time but for whoever asked for it here you go
    https://files.catbox.moe/51ito9.png

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brickells hat looks a little flat, but unf/10 regardless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >monke feet grabbing the head for facesitting
      novel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit, have you ever drawn anything for these threads before?

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is harder, Deadbloon or Piss

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEHOLD,THE FIRST FEMALE MONKEY IN BLOONS HISTORY
    https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Monkey_Princess?so=search

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right
      my wife on the left

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we need the monkey princess as an easter egg in Bloons TD 6

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me on the right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally sided with the bloon
          Why'd he do it?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there no hotkey for going to the upgrade screen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      double click on a monkey on the right? or I'm not sure what screen you mean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant the full seperate upgrade screen where you can see all paths. A single key would be nicer than having to mouse over to the corner everytime.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't one in the game's keybind menu, I think you might be able to do something like that with a macro but I'm not sure

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wanna know another underrated Bloons gamehttps://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Who_Wants_To_Be_A_Bloonionaire%3F?so=search

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the Boss Rush and CT teams separate things?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They use the same teams

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Different events, same team. Contested Territory's been remodeled into a general "Team event" thingy where there's always an event up and they alternate every week

        Oh, okay. That means I'm not in a team anymore. Can I join one? rarely did CT and can't say I will be active.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We have two thread teams, Team A is full and I believe Team B might be too, I don't know if their leader is here but he could probably confirm that, and add you to the team at that matter. Though if you go multiple events without capturing any tiles you'll probably be kicked to make room for a new player

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Different events, same team. Contested Territory's been remodeled into a general "Team event" thingy where there's always an event up and they alternate every week

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just dumping a quick drawing
    https://files.catbox.moe/xub142.png

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monke see action

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's not how bumping works you moronic homosexual

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been playing for long, and I have a mostly AFK public team
    Can I join one of the Ganker things? How would I go about doing that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      We have two thread teams, Team A is full and I believe Team B might be too, I don't know if their leader is here but he could probably confirm that, and add you to the team at that matter. Though if you go multiple events without capturing any tiles you'll probably be kicked to make room for a new player

      Try asking around next thread

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have 2 options
    arson tomboy or orange tomboy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        do you not have anything nice to say to me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          End your own life

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have the power to bring joy everyone else's life by ending your own

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay, anon. Tomboys are the superior choice among women

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread.

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