>BoTW with new powers. >$70 + tax

>BoTW with new powers
>$70 + tax
how do they do it?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that so many people are praising this game makes me want to stop playing games altogether.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I feel like I life in a different reality when I see this game being praised as some defining masterpiece.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What games do you consider good?

        Did you not play HiFi Rush?

        we don't play woke trash

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that was me but with elden ring
      am still dumbfounded that it got 10/10s, I understand there havent been that many good games lately but what the fuck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun

      I would rather have fun playing woke slop with trannies than even breathe the same air as you

      >how do they do it?
      Brand.

      have you seen what they buy?

      Paid posts

      remember the nintendo labo

      I'll give you this one, 70 dollar cardboard is a fucking scam

      that was me but with elden ring
      am still dumbfounded that it got 10/10s, I understand there havent been that many good games lately but what the fuck

      Based, elden refund is shit

      I hate that crafting stupid vehicles became the forefront of the game. It reminds me of ratchet and clank nuts and bolts. Can i play this game without having to craft shitty cars and planes all the time? Im still in the first hour of gameplay but every video i watch is just people building stupid shit

      The first hour has more building than most of the game. You can play without building vehicles for the most part.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Tendie praises zelda and shits on Elden Ring
        How can you even take your own words seriously when you are just another pathetic fanboy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's kings field 7 in an empty world that you can only press gallop to traverse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By making a good game.

      >NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 HOW CAN YOU LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERAL GAMER GENOCIDE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they did what their fans wanted. more of something great. Why are you surprised it works?

      I doubt you play games to begin with.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >how do they do it?
    Brand.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen what they buy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is Mario Kart inflated because of that special bundle where it came with the Switch?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that so many people are praising this game makes me want to stop playing games altogether.

      I'm not a "tendie", I rarely play nintendo games and I own only a switch and a GBA in a past life, so I don't count myself among "they".
      I'm having a lot of fun with Tears of the Kingdom, it's a more enjoyable game than anything that has been released in the past year.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not play HiFi Rush?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tax not included
    What is your country's tax policy?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    remember the nintendo labo

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man do I have a few franchises for you to look at anon: simulators, racing games, sports games, FPS, all of those release the same game every year for $60+

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw asset flip of a 6 year old game that has already won goty will get goty again over actual new games released in 2023

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >new games
      lol there's only be two games that weren't completely fucking broken so far. One cannot win due to politics and the other is a remake.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No idea I paid $50USD.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that crafting stupid vehicles became the forefront of the game. It reminds me of ratchet and clank nuts and bolts. Can i play this game without having to craft shitty cars and planes all the time? Im still in the first hour of gameplay but every video i watch is just people building stupid shit

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The game is already forgotten. It's amazing how quickly everyone stopped giving a shit about Zelda TikTok. Just like with RE4R, after a set amount of time people move on and cope about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its been nonstop seethe since 2 weeks before release.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll get flamed for saying it, but the Switch has been a disappointment as a long time tendie (actively gaming for 20+ years). I just don’t think many of the exclusives will have anywhere near the legacy of some found on previous titles, and of those that will, some (like Smash Ult) will have a legacy based more on marketing / spectacle than gameplay. The number of re-releases and drip-fed releases alone are maddening. Seems like you need to be a jrpg fan to get the most from the system. The online is a disgrace (that you pay for kek).

    I assume some of the people who jump to defend the Switch are literal children, but I fear that it might be a sign that the gaming industry is really that bad right now. Maybe the Switch is that much better than the competition?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It worked once, why wouldn't it work again?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This one actually had new world, new dungeons, new enemies and new mechanics and was completed in less than 2 years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate zoomers that don't think

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no one else is releasing good games so take what you get

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pedophilic brainwashing (advertising).

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo has cultivated an enormous audience of people with incredibly low standards. Just like Sony.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be the Champion of Hyrule. You have no Master Sword, you have no rupees, you have no heart containers. You are a blond twink twisted by Zonai tech and implants into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection, Ganon. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, the goddesses mock you. Your fellow soldiers are disgusted and ashamed of you, the champions laugh at your girlish appearance behind closed doors. Gerudo are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Gerudo to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Hyruleans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Gerudo. Your triforce of courage is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a champion to go home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your low durability, 10 minute recharge master sword. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake "HYUT" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel Ganon's supremacy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll spend all your zonai charges, tie a noose, attach it to a rocket platform construction, and plunge into the unforgiving skies. The champions will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a 'hero' like you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with unreadable Hyrulean squiggles, and every Korok for the rest of eternity will use you as fertilizer. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that clearly never defeated Ganondorf.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >both 2023 goty contenders are remakes
    yup, its time to find a new hobby

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