I would rather have fun playing woke slop with trannies than even breathe the same air as you
>how do they do it?
Brand.
have you seen what they buy?
Paid posts
remember the nintendo labo
I'll give you this one, 70 dollar cardboard is a fricking scam
that was me but with elden ring
am still dumbfounded that it got 10/10s, I understand there havent been that many good games lately but what the frick
Based, elden refund is shit
I hate that crafting stupid vehicles became the forefront of the game. It reminds me of ratchet and clank nuts and bolts. Can i play this game without having to craft shitty cars and planes all the time? Im still in the first hour of gameplay but every video i watch is just people building stupid shit
The first hour has more building than most of the game. You can play without building vehicles for the most part.
The fact that so many people are praising this game makes me want to stop playing games altogether.
I'm not a "tendie", I rarely play nintendo games and I own only a switch and a GBA in a past life, so I don't count myself among "they".
I'm having a lot of fun with Tears of the Kingdom, it's a more enjoyable game than anything that has been released in the past year.
Man do I have a few franchises for you to look at anon: simulators, racing games, sports games, FPS, all of those release the same game every year for $60+
I hate that crafting stupid vehicles became the forefront of the game. It reminds me of ratchet and clank nuts and bolts. Can i play this game without having to craft shitty cars and planes all the time? Im still in the first hour of gameplay but every video i watch is just people building stupid shit
The game is already forgotten. It's amazing how quickly everyone stopped giving a shit about Zelda TikTok. Just like with RE4R, after a set amount of time people move on and cope about it.
I’ll get flamed for saying it, but the Switch has been a disappointment as a long time tendie (actively gaming for 20+ years). I just don’t think many of the exclusives will have anywhere near the legacy of some found on previous titles, and of those that will, some (like Smash Ult) will have a legacy based more on marketing / spectacle than gameplay. The number of re-releases and drip-fed releases alone are maddening. Seems like you need to be a jrpg fan to get the most from the system. The online is a disgrace (that you pay for kek).
I assume some of the people who jump to defend the Switch are literal children, but I fear that it might be a sign that the gaming industry is really that bad right now. Maybe the Switch is that much better than the competition?
You will never be the Champion of Hyrule. You have no Master Sword, you have no rupees, you have no heart containers. You are a blond twink twisted by Zonai tech and implants into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection, Ganon. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, the goddesses mock you. Your fellow soldiers are disgusted and ashamed of you, the champions laugh at your girlish appearance behind closed doors. Gerudo are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Gerudo to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Hyruleans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Gerudo. Your triforce of courage is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a champion to go home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your low durability, 10 minute recharge master sword. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake "HYUT" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel Ganon's supremacy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll spend all your zonai charges, tie a noose, attach it to a rocket platform construction, and plunge into the unforgiving skies. The champions will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a 'hero' like you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with unreadable Hyrulean squiggles, and every Korok for the rest of eternity will use you as fertilizer. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that clearly never defeated Ganondorf.
The fact that so many people are praising this game makes me want to stop playing games altogether.
Yeah I feel like I life in a different reality when I see this game being praised as some defining masterpiece.
What games do you consider good?
we don't play woke trash
that was me but with elden ring
am still dumbfounded that it got 10/10s, I understand there havent been that many good games lately but what the frick
It's fun
I would rather have fun playing woke slop with trannies than even breathe the same air as you
Paid posts
I'll give you this one, 70 dollar cardboard is a fricking scam
Based, elden refund is shit
The first hour has more building than most of the game. You can play without building vehicles for the most part.
>Tendie praises zelda and shits on Elden Ring
How can you even take your own words seriously when you are just another pathetic fanboy.
It's kings field 7 in an empty world that you can only press gallop to traverse
By making a good game.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 HOW CAN YOU LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERAL GAMER GENOCIDE
they did what their fans wanted. more of something great. Why are you surprised it works?
I doubt you play games to begin with.
>how do they do it?
Brand.
have you seen what they buy?
Is Mario Kart inflated because of that special bundle where it came with the Switch?
I'm not a "tendie", I rarely play nintendo games and I own only a switch and a GBA in a past life, so I don't count myself among "they".
I'm having a lot of fun with Tears of the Kingdom, it's a more enjoyable game than anything that has been released in the past year.
Did you not play HiFi Rush?
>tax not included
What is your country's tax policy?
remember the nintendo labo
Man do I have a few franchises for you to look at anon: simulators, racing games, sports games, FPS, all of those release the same game every year for $60+
>tfw asset flip of a 6 year old game that has already won goty will get goty again over actual new games released in 2023
>new games
lol there's only be two games that weren't completely fricking broken so far. One cannot win due to politics and the other is a remake.
No idea I paid $50USD.
I hate that crafting stupid vehicles became the forefront of the game. It reminds me of ratchet and clank nuts and bolts. Can i play this game without having to craft shitty cars and planes all the time? Im still in the first hour of gameplay but every video i watch is just people building stupid shit
The game is already forgotten. It's amazing how quickly everyone stopped giving a shit about Zelda TikTok. Just like with RE4R, after a set amount of time people move on and cope about it.
Its been nonstop seethe since 2 weeks before release.
I’ll get flamed for saying it, but the Switch has been a disappointment as a long time tendie (actively gaming for 20+ years). I just don’t think many of the exclusives will have anywhere near the legacy of some found on previous titles, and of those that will, some (like Smash Ult) will have a legacy based more on marketing / spectacle than gameplay. The number of re-releases and drip-fed releases alone are maddening. Seems like you need to be a jrpg fan to get the most from the system. The online is a disgrace (that you pay for kek).
I assume some of the people who jump to defend the Switch are literal children, but I fear that it might be a sign that the gaming industry is really that bad right now. Maybe the Switch is that much better than the competition?
It worked once, why wouldn't it work again?
This one actually had new world, new dungeons, new enemies and new mechanics and was completed in less than 2 years
I hate zoomers that don't think
no one else is releasing good games so take what you get
Pedophilic brainwashing (advertising).
Nintendo has cultivated an enormous audience of people with incredibly low standards. Just like Sony.
You will never be the Champion of Hyrule. You have no Master Sword, you have no rupees, you have no heart containers. You are a blond twink twisted by Zonai tech and implants into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection, Ganon. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, the goddesses mock you. Your fellow soldiers are disgusted and ashamed of you, the champions laugh at your girlish appearance behind closed doors. Gerudo are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Gerudo to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Hyruleans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Gerudo. Your triforce of courage is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a champion to go home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your low durability, 10 minute recharge master sword. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake "HYUT" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel Ganon's supremacy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll spend all your zonai charges, tie a noose, attach it to a rocket platform construction, and plunge into the unforgiving skies. The champions will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a 'hero' like you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with unreadable Hyrulean squiggles, and every Korok for the rest of eternity will use you as fertilizer. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that clearly never defeated Ganondorf.
>both 2023 goty contenders are remakes
yup, its time to find a new hobby