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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    peaches anal womb..

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why people are so upset about this. I think she looks really great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      personally it just looks like a generic illumination movie with a Mario coat of paint, it looks good but most characters seem rather off other than Bowser and DK

      I don't really give a shit since I go to Mario for vidya not TV

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks good in her normal pink dress and fire flower outfit (minus no pony tail) imo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >minus no ponytail
        The best take on Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >less attractive
      >voice and personality as generic as possible
      >almost all of her body language is completely divorced from Peach
      The other characters have similar issues but Peach by far got it the worse. It's pretty clear they don't like Peach in the games so this is the result.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >personality as generic as possible
        It isn't like her game personality is any less generic so it's like pick your poison because female characters can't be interesting in kids movies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Female characters can be interesting in kids movies (make them goths or tomboys), it's just that Hollywood chooses not to make them interesting.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >make them goths or tomboys
            Female characters can be interesting without making them material for your meme fetishes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what modern non-mario character, in games or 3D animation, remotely acts like game Peach, talks like her, has her mannerisms or emotes/has body language like hers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i also love fat lipped woman that just moan like a moron

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession in not knowing Mario characters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How can she be less attractive if she looks identical?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you need new contact lenses if you think Game Peach and Movie Peach look "identical"

          What the frick? This is wholesome, Magikoopa is basically Bowser's dad.

          Did you... never play Yoshi's Island?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lips not dick sucking enough.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a parody of Peach that you'd see in a Dreamworks movie about video games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she looks alright but thats not the fricking problem
      she sounds like a league of legends character, not princess peach from mario
      actually thats a disservice to league since it still manages to release bubbly feminine characters every so often

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not princess peach from mario
        This, I want to hear her scream "MARIIIOOOOOO!!!" in her high-pitched voiced for an hour and a half while she stands in a cage.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day shillBlack person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I agreed with you and you throw a tantrum.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          same. that's where she belongs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I love posts like this because it really shows how you guys just don't engage with Mario games at all. Basically self-admitting to be casuals

          They made Peach a generic girlboss thinking they've subverted expectations
          It would have been an actual subversion of expectations if Peach was a kind, police princess who got kidnapped by Bowser and rescued by Mario.

          Peach being kidnapped or not isn't the issue for me. The issue is completely removing her femininity, her dainty proper upper lady demure mannerisms, her kindness, grace and cute charms (at least from what we've seen in the trailers so far, I am confident we will see some of it in the actual movie). Many mario games, hell as recent as Ubisoft's Mario + Rabbids, show clearly that you can have Peach be proactive and heroic like Mario and Luigi while still keeping her character. The movie's rendition has no excuse outside of blatantly not liking her character, and well, if you don't like the character then you shouldn't be handling them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So any woman who isn't a demure timid thing isn't a woman, got it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not all women are the same. They can have different personalities. Yes, some women can act outside how some may shout how they should act, which today is much more stereotypically masculine. Peach isn't timid when she's heroic, but she is very demure since she's a proper upper class lady and a true Princess. Thinking a woman can't be who she truly is and has been for decades... kinda problematic, to say the least, and emblematic of that ideology that makes those claims of a much deeper rooted issue.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It’s the voice. It’s 100% the voice. If she kept her game voice but the same personality, we’d have Super Mario Adventures Peach.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her breasts are nerfed

      >but muh commer fanart

      Olympic games

      >muh sega

      Approved by Nintendo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >one spin off series not made by nintendo made her breasts bigger so now every appearance of the character before and after that doesn't have them at the same size is nerfed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just like how Tifa works.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She has a china factory assembled personality in this Movie. It's a little sad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They kept the pink dress, I'm astonished they had the balls to depict Peach as femenin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know why people are so upset about this. I think she looks really great.
      Because being upset about everything is what you're here for. Why else post on Ganker? Every video game is shit and so is, by association, also every video game movie.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    head too small, breasts too big

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You've been letting him cum after you for decades. Why are you acting like this is new?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am cumming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Peach cums at all

      Bowser gets his nut and fricks off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's an origin story, it's suppsed to be the first time this happens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Thank you stupid Mario bros! It seems like semen is draining out of my dank wet pussy!
      What did she mean by this?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Damsel in distress turned into girl boss
    Cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She'll be kidnapped at the very end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And the Mario Bros will team up to stop her. Luigi will probably have a brave in the face of danger moment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she's not a damsel

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT TO GET HER FRICKING PUSSY BRED BY BIG KOOPA wiener

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Everytime bowser cums he presses a button that causes all the lava spires and volcanoes and such in his castle to go to full blast
    >Everyone in his kingdom is super fricking annoyed by that
    >No one ever gets any fricking sleep

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy reveal when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When are we getting the next Mario baseball game

        it's been years

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Golf not my thing, so yeah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          do you really want one after they fricked up golf and soccer?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Luigi is a lucky malewife.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >AItrash

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ai

          You don't have to b***h every time, you know.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ai

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he texted, greenily

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            heh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is funny since Peach's character suits Daisy way more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very soon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot my pic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What is this crackship?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            crackship? How so?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Autism

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick is it not?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The best fricking ship in the world
            god bless omar dogan

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i wonder what the overlap between wario fans and adachi fans is, it's all just an omega's sigma fantasy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Wario as NTR bull that cucks luigi.
          Cringe, locked, bluepilled and yikes.

          Wario is too based for that shit and why he should even give a frick about daisy when he has access to:
          - 2 single princesses(Wario land 4 one and shake it one) that will gladly be his b***h.
          - Petite witch e-girlbaba
          - Milf
          - 2 Kunoichis
          - Common girl being obsessed with him
          - Cute smart scientist girl

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >2 single princesses(Wario land 4 one and shake it one)
            Shokora is dead. Wario chucked Merelda to the side only to get screwed out of the Bottomless Coin Sack. He's not going to be on good terms wit her

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Those pictures aren't an NTR fetish, he draws them very lovingly as a couple. In the background Luigi is even sitting with another girl.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not a fan of the content but "NTR" nowadays just means "ship I don't like". That said:
              >In the background Luigi is even sitting with another girl.
              Only in a minority of them, a lot of the prolific ones actually do show Luigi being hurt in the background because Daisy is with Wario.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with the mutt facial features?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular Opinion: Luigi should have been the main character and Mario the one in need of rescuing. Then they could have become the Super Mario Bros after Luigi rescued him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So the Disney pitch?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or make Luigi's Mansion the prologue to them becoming the Super Mario Bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So the Disney pitch?

      The Disney Pitch is the one with the "twist" villain, where the guy who looks like a good guy is the real villain out of no where with no foreshadowing beforehand but is still expected because they have been doing the "twist" villain for over a decade.
      tl;dr it's Toad as the villain.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New footage

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know what to do Ganker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to flatten her with my butt

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is he playing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That seems plausible enough.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They translated and localized the Super show theme for other countries.

        The Latin version(originally, when the Super show aired back then, they used the original english)

        i wonder if there's a japanese version?...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that would be pretty cool actually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moonlight Sonata (but only the first movement)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Frick Her Gently"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to sleep with Bowser 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was enjoying the show for the first couple of episodes and gave it much more of a fair shot than a lot of people but it just fricking sucks. The studio needs to go back to HnK.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick? This is wholesome, Magikoopa is basically Bowser's dad.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this looks gross.
    Like a young woman's face on the body of a shriveled old woman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick off with your weird ass fetish

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bowser is cumming!
    Rockstar sperm for sale...

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And so am I

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll laugh last cause you came to die

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I came here yesterday, mate.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dennis Hopper's Bowser >>>>> Jack Black's Bowser.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Face it, this movie looks terrible. If it weren't for the Mario IP as a dressing, barely anyone would care. Just pretend this is a generic animated movie about a quippy man fighting a dragon and you'll realize what I mean.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But it is a Mario dressing movie, so it has appealing aspects.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be a joke about the "Toadsworth died" rumor?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How would you react if the last part of the final battle is the Bros, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, and Donkey Kong versus this while his theme plays?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is Yoshi even in this movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        one of the first things we saw is a Green Yoshi Egg in Toad town. Then much later we saw a stampede of Yoshis running (a stampede that curiously had no green Yoshis). I think it's clear Yoshi will play no part, but maybe they'll reference it?

        >mario bros Brooklyn origin story confirmed

        Bob Mob wins again

        That story is always used for outside adaption material since it's the easiest for the audience. Besides Movie canon isn't game canon. The fact that Mario doesn't even fight Donkey Kong in the city, something established clearly in game canon multiple times, alone makes the two entire continuities completely irreconcilable among other things.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's be cool but there wont even be any good music in the film.
      just shitty generic holywood orchestral renditions of the same overrated retro mario music tracks we keep hearing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is it hip and cool to scream "ANYHTING POPULAR IS OVERRATED!!!" these days? Is that what makes people feel unplugged from the matrix?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mario bros Brooklyn origin story confirmed

    Bob Mob wins again

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she needs it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, how do I get a hipline like that as a man?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They made Peach a generic girlboss thinking they've subverted expectations
    It would have been an actual subversion of expectations if Peach was a kind, police princess who got kidnapped by Bowser and rescued by Mario.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you "men" ever going to stop ripping your dick and balls off in frothing fury over Peach not being a pathetic sack of meat who exists only to be raped?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Being a kind princess means you should be raped
        Feminism, everyone.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, man, she's a total hardass b***h in the movie, constantly screaming at everyone and kicking Toads left and right, not a single ounce of niceness at all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tilted over people rejecting girlboss shit for Peach. The Mario and Rabbids game could get her right, why can't they?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Is "girlboss" like "woke", in that it means "Anything that makes me shit myself in a frenzy"? Never heard of the word until the second trailer came out and Ganker started chanting it like it's summoning a kaiju god.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The marketing budget has to go somewhere.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so it's a marketing conspiracy, brainwashing all of us mentally-moronic sheep. Like with 9/11 and TWA 800.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >marketing conspiracy
                >fell for it twice in the past month
                >still refuses to see relaity
                Keep it up, you're securing jobs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Look on the bright side, feminist rhetoric has opened the door to them getting all their spaces and rights revoked by trannies in the next decade.

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