Brazzers is making a live action Overwatch porn movie

Finally someone’s stepping up to the plate and providing Overwatch’s pornbrained fan base with the high budget, live action porno they’ve been craving. In just four short days Brazzers will release Oversnatch: A Brazzers XXX Parody.

Aletta Ocean will be starring as Widowmaker, the “wiener sniper” (whatever the hell that means). The promo video gives a little taste of the action, showing a fight between the sniper and Reaper (played by Danny D). The highlight is when Reaper shoots an energy blast at Widowmaker, only for her to catch it in her hand and turn it into a purple dildo. Gawd, Blizzard! Why can’t that be in the real game?

After the launch of Overwatch in May, the game’s developer Blizzard was working overtime to wipe all the fan-made porn it inspired from the internet.

But in the end Blizzard lost to the Streisand Effect and the internet currently is awash in computer-generated Overwatch porn.

This new Brazzers full-length feature, however, will be a welcome addition to the terabytes of smut gracing the internet, and ruining Overwatch‘s Google image results for impressionable children.

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