BREAKING NEWS

Indie video game studio based in Seattle, WA broken into for third time. That is all.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >broken into
    Then why are glass shards outside?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, why are all the glass shards in a single pile? How did that even happen?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would imagine someone put them there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the perp is obviously the janitor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know moron maybe that broom in the frame was involved.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i come here to seethe not laugh anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        smarted c**tservative

        • 4 weeks ago
          >>262287217

          Ah yes, conservatives of course being well known for trying to insist theft accusations are fabricated

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >smarted
          Try to learn English before using this site, turdie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ace Attorney objections

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would mean, the robber was actually trying to get out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the picture was taken during the cleanup the following morning.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OBJECTION! As you can clearly see in the picture, a broom is present, meaning the photo was taken during the cleanup of the incident. The defense's baseless conjecture does not change the prosecutions's case in any way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ace Attorney objections

        That would mean, the robber was actually trying to get out.

        >Ganker made me laugh for the first time in 8 years
        bros... is the board finally good again?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/tuvHmbf.png

        Indie video game studio based in Seattle, WA broken into for third time. That is all.

        HOLY FRICK I FOUND THE CRIMINAL

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          amogus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of the glass will end up falling outside on the sidewalk, especially if you pull the glass towards you with your blunt object after making the initial hole to clear out the opening

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Seattle
    > Sea Ttle
    > Crab studio

    Life works in mysterious ways

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, they deserve it for how they act about their games.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, if I lived there I'd be Sleepless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On jah them homeless loud asf bruh them homies always buggin fr

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seattle? Isnt that where the Chaz nigs live?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Um, sweetie, we voted for this, didn't we? It is empowering for the less privileged.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would never happen in my irrelevant flyover shithole

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is a game studio, there's no money you can steal
    >Really? Then why are you people here?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that Nolan is a hack and The Dark Knight Rises was made to spin the narrative about wall street turboisraelites. Anyone who hates investor snakes is literally a terrorist, how convenient

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity is our strength

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but hey, no mean tweets.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I used to really like Seattle, it sucks to see it turn into a total shithole.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based in Seattle, WA
    lol
    lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seattle, WA
      Leftists and their policies are so quirky.

      I hope the hackers stole everything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being a burglar is now hacking

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone in Seattle is a codejeet so probably

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good to see all the cultural enrichment taking place in these leftist sanctuary cities

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is there even to steal?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      computers?
      what the frick do you think they use to develop games
      have you seen how much pc parts cost today, a Black person can get a lot of crack with that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but how would a Black person know where to sell a computer?
        Copper wire, sure. But a computer?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On ebay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one post 2019 with an internet connection is daft to the fact that GPUs are worth something. even the most melanated gentleman should know how to hock a 4090.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a serious question?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shoes.
        oh, my god!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think the room temperature IQ basketball enthusiasts who break into places think ahead before smashing a window?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who break into game studios don't think that far ahead, anon. They may not think at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      breastmilk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      copper

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're pirating the video games

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Single-ply toilet paper, and foil from the kitchen

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you diversity!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anglos brought Black folks to America

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        israelites did. But yes anglos went with it. Thanks again, anglos!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QRD???????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >business in leftist shithole gets broken into and robbed by violent, black/brown criminals who are allowed to openly commit crime with impunity
      Many such cases

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rich leftists leave before they get robbed (they lived in gated communities which was "diverse")
        >They move to red states
        >suddenly obsessed with peace and quiet over the hustle and bustle
        >Complain about lack of diversity
        >Use money to force diversity
        >ruin the state
        >Repeat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rich leftists leave before they get robbed (they lived in gated communities which was "diverse")
        >They move to red states
        >suddenly obsessed with peace and quiet over the hustle and bustle
        >Complain about lack of diversity
        >Use money to force diversity
        >ruin the state
        >Repeat

        It's like I'm reading a facebook videos comment section
        All that's missing is country music playing obnoxiously in the background American flags plastered on every corner

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this because it's used against California when Texas has a higher theft requirement.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we live in a city where the District Attorney completely refuses to prosecute any crimes against property and the City Council shows nothing but contempt for white people, I just can't figure out why we keep getting broken into

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there any reason why to locate your company in a major city where the cost is so high when the nature of your business can literally operate anywhere with electricity and internet access? I'm not saying live out in the boonies but just 30 minutes away has to be significantly cheaper in office rent and living expenses.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you get that far out from most cities, our infrastructure quickly goes to shit. You're not going to find a decent office with high speed internet, people are not going to be willing to commute an hour+ for worse wages and you have no local hiring pool nor is talent willing to move to you.

        Like for example, if you look at a city like Amarillo Texas, there is barely any industry there. You've got maybe a few IT companies that are going to pay garbage rates. So sure you can get a 1 bedroom there for 800 a month, but you're probably gonna get paid around 40-50k a year.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity status?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Things seem off with Aggro Crab. They are a weirdly led studio. Few years ago they were involved in Luulubuu drama when it turned out they had given a larping grifter who was a Spanish man pretending to be a Japanese woman a job as community manager based entirely on text chats and emails without ever having a video or voice chat to verify who the frick they are in a business relationship with.

    https://victor-c13.medium.com/who-the-frick-is-luulubuu-879f1cc6fa5b

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since WA is a No Duty to Retreat state and that covers a home, abode, and car would that allow them to pepper an intruder with a shotgun? Could help advertise your game for free.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >laws
      >mattering in a leftist hellhole
      lmao, their DAs literally use self-defense cases to enforce the anarcho-tyranny

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone minding their own business
    >leftists: lets destroy society because bankers told me i should feel guilty for existing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bankers
      i thought it was the israelites

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING NEWS
    Heh.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seattle, WA
    Leftists and their policies are so quirky.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seattle
    Imagine my shock.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >live in a state with good self defense laws
    >don't defend yourself or your property
    for what purpose, just kill them lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you sleep at nights and most people don't think about contracting security guard for their business until something bad happens first.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >something bad happens first
        it's happened 3 times at this point

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOLD IT! The victim said this was the third time this has happened to them. The argument of not contracting security until something happens does not hold any water.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are they even surprised that the retail theft capital has people routinely breaking their windows to loot shit.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a bunch of whiners. I'm positive the melanin enriched gentleman who stole the shit will promptly enroll at Harvard, as soon as he's off his Fenty high. You might be sad, but just think how happy he was, for those few minutes. The net happiness in the world increased, or something.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God all of America is a shithole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All of America is one state on the west coast
      Dumb homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >East coast is a shithole like new york
        >West coast is a shithole like california
        >Mid is a shithole like detroit and chicago
        >Canada is shithole, south america is a shithole invading north america
        Yes, all of America is a shithole. Divide and conquer all you want, it's just one big shithole

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every city on the east coast is new york
          You're so stupid.
          Sumter SC is nothing like New York City.
          Detroit is nothing like Kalamazoo.
          Canadians aren't flooding America.
          Its like you have zero understanding on the size of America.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >every city on the east coast is new york
            Yes, Florida is on the east coast too, and look how drugged up that state is.
            Keep dividing all you want, America has gone to shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Florida has always been shit.
              I love how you ignored the cities I named and how they are clearly different.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sumter SC
            Black country

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. never left their eastern european hovel

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Mid is a shithole like detroit and chicago
          Montana is pretty nice, the reservations are in pits you'd never want to go anyway and lots of forested areas for hunting if you're into that. Seen Californians try and move here thinking they could live like they were Yellowstone characters and get absolutely FILTERED by the cold weather.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When the frick did Montana become Midwest? I'm already forbidding Ohio from LARPing as Midwest, Montana can't join in either.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not, the midwest is everything between the ohio and mississippi rivers

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i mean missouri river, shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry anon, I'm the King of the Midwest and I exclude Ohio because it's basically East coast.
                >muh chili spaghetti
                Nope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Kansas and Nebraska, famously some of the most Midwestern states, excluded
                This is the worst shit I've ever seen. Delete this. And KC is Midwest, but the Ozarks and Springfield aren't? Dumb.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the middle west review actually did a survey of 22 states of the midwestern states to see what they consider midwestern culturally, this chart was the general consensus among all the states surveyed.
                something that is interesting is that the majority of oklahoma residents(66%) consider themselves midwesterners despite no one else really seeing it that way.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what to tell you, anon, but I can guarantee you, unequivocally, that every single person living in Kansas and Missouri consider the states Midwest. My wife is from Oklahoma and she doesn't really see it as South either, so there's corroboration to that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, that was the results of the survey as well, majority of residents in kansas consider themselves midwestern. but the general consensus comes from what all the other states think as well.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Majority of those states have little cultural similarities. It really is just a case of moronic human clanism for some asspull ancestor worship.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like a bunch of effort went into this when they really only needed to ask three things:
                >What do you call a carbonated beverage?
                >What's the best fast food restaurant?
                >Where can you save big money?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pop
                fiveguys
                grocery outlet

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1/3 correct.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From eastern WA, it's just what I would answer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pop
                i barely eat fast food, but i like captain D's
                menards

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but i like captain D's
                Alright, what the frick anon? Correct answer is Culvers, but the other two were right.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm more of a seafood type of person since they're the only places that sell hush puppies, i think every restaurant should sell hush puppies

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                more places need to sell fried chicken gizzards too

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >midwest
                >Is neither in the mid or the west
                American explain yourselves. No you cannot claim historics because you changed most of your city names because they reminded you of britain or germany even if they weren't even english or german.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                early on, the western frontier of america was that region, after the louisana purchase that region became the new western frontier, and that former western territory was now more of a middle western territory in comparison.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's close to the middle and west

              it's not, the midwest is everything between the ohio and mississippi rivers

              nah that's moronic, that's mid east to me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh west coast

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I am simply gonna avoid all of these states, catch me in maine gayet!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >maine
            Yep, that's a shithole
            *takes your kids away*

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fortunately, I don't have any kids so this will not affect me.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i don't understand this shit
              >no, a 17 year old isn't old enough to consent to sex
              >yes, a 10 year old is old enough to consent to life changing sex reassignment.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One is because the nobility wants exclusivity for what they consider sacred and exotic
                The other is an attempt to normalize something because it will gain them more social standing

                Imagine two rocks. Different but still of the same value. One is rumored to make you super smart, cum hard and have extreme sex and the other will make you richer if you manage to get enough people to buy it. If you give the first rock to everyone by selling it like normal not only will the magic of the rock quickly "disappear" but it will also lose value to the ones peddling the myth and the rocks.
                The other meanwhile will simply make you rich.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit youre right, those 6 states are the only ones in the US.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's really fricking simple
          America is the size of Europe
          You just have to avoid the areas with Black folk, which is not hard
          My state is still high trust

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My state is still high trust
            This is how you can tell an anon is coping, he won't say his state and be called out
            CAPTCHA: GAYDS

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's really surprising

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's really fricking simple
          America is the size of Europe
          You just have to avoid the areas with Black folk, which is not hard
          My state is still high trust

          >lol stupid americans can't point out every obscure eastern european country on a map!
          >meanwhile europeans believe that america is as small as switzerland
          How is that not significantly dumber than being unable to point out every country on a map? Not knowing where estonia is on a map is uneducated, thinking that a country that spans an entire continent is the size of france is just fricking moronic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        presumably, America started out as anti-monarchist and pro democratic republic. The people fought England because they had no representation in parliament.

        Right now, most of the western states have nearly ZERO representation in congress and California (the most populous state on the west coast) has NEVER fricking mattered when electing the US president. Plus you have 'joke' territories in the US like Puerto Rico or Hawaii that are simply controlled by private oligarchs. They're brown so they ain't real Americans, I guess.

        How the law works is really FRICKED in this 'representative democracy' as well, there are too many legislators and all of them want to simply maintain their status, become Senators who are infamously impossible to replace no matter how obviously corrupt they are, and the absolute worst is our Supreme Court. These are bought-and-paid for lunatics that 'interpret' the law (often inverting laws on fricking WHIM and sometimes writing their own laws with ZERO chance to alter them or veto them) and they are 'for life' appointments who frequently get so old they clearly become deranged and geriatric (yes, even more so than our ridiculously old and decrepit current president).

        The nation is not even a state at this point. It's more like the Byzantine Empire or something doomed to be replaced due to it's own incompetence and delusions in carrying on a tradition that they have lost touch with almost a century ago.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These Crash Team Racing PC portbeggers sure became desperate, I see

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I heard Seattle was safe. I had no idea it was such a dangerous place.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seattle was safe
      No, only CHAZ is safe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the last ~10 years it has completely filled with homeless people, they're everywhere. By far it's the biggest issue in seattle area

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >born in Seattle
    >lived here my whole life
    >finished college here
    >can't afford to live anywhere but home
    >can't move to some flyover shithole because would be making less money
    >have to either live at home forever or live paycheck to paycheck living in a drug addict shithole apartment in Seattle
    I love my city!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't move to some flyover shithole because would be making less money
      Hey moron, you know prices are also dramatically cheaper in those "flyover shitholes"? The amount I pay in mortgage on my 3b/3b house is less than most rent in California or Washington.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He LMAOs now but that thing probably is worth more than all of the sales of whatever shitty game they're working on.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if I'd had a nickle every time... which isn't much but it's weird it happened

    SÖYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Seattle is an autonomous zone and not officially part of the USA

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what games did Aggro Crab made?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going Under and some other shit games.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, has anyone attempted to break into a game studio to steal source code? Genuinely want to know if that's ever happened.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anons, has anyone attempted to commit a felony offense? Genuinely want to know if that's ever happened, and if it's recently please post pics and gimme addresses and names 🙂

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely want to know if that's happened, i know leaks have happened multiple times via hacks, has anyone actually broken into a game dev studio to outright steal hardware with source code on it or hack into stuff on site and then make off with copies of stuff

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you want data, you need to hack into a company's server, not fricking break into their office and steal their shit. When it comes to that, there's a billion less moronic ways to get data. My brother works in IT and he mentioned that recently, his company was hit by a targeted hack by some unnamed group who disguised themselves as employees at some Apple store and managed to social engineer their way into stealing some of the company's files after tricking one of the employees into letting them reset their personal phone, which I guess also gave them access to passwords and shit, or something. Basically, my point is that if you want to steal the source code for a game, you don't fricking smash a window and steal a computer, you stake out the employees and figure out which one could be a potential access point and then con them into lowering their guard and targeting their digital devices for passwords or something.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey I just wanted hear a story about some moron who broke into a game studio to try and leak stuff or whatever then laugh at him. I don't want to learn how to do any of that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only nerds would want the source code but also nerds are too weak and cowardly to do anything irl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but they do it from their houses like the GTA 6 leaker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      had some fantasies about doing that shit for picrel, but nah that shit prolly lost to time :<

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like BREAK IN NEWS

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never heard of this dev before
    >see their biggest game is some literally who shit called Going Under
    >art style is that beyond grotesque """corporate""" art shit, but with Tumblr noses
    Is that the joke? They talk about how funny they are on their website so I wonder if they're intentionally being moronic.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Seattle the biggest shithole city in all of America? I read a story recently about how there are so many people smoking fentanyl on public transit in Seattle that the city had to issue a statement assuring people that fentanyl smoke is totally safe and harmless to breathe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a race to the bottom the past few years, I don't think the shithole rankings have been updated lately

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seattle is just Portland Jr.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Portland or Detroit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eureka, portland, oakland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's everywhere across the US, just more visible in cities.

      You can move to the middle of Nowhere Texas and your neighbors will be living in a rundown shack smoking fentanyl and stealing from the local dollar tree.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These devs are leftist homosexuals. I remember them posting some shit whining about white supremacy or whatever.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try that in a small town

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they just leave the place empty? do they not sleep there? are they slacking off on working during the day?

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