>bro just grind for 8 straight minutes every single attempt after a game over

>bro just grind for 8 straight minutes every single attempt after a game over
literal g*yim experience. No wonder this game sold like absolute shit on the nes when mario and zelda exists. Good thing the remaster is 10x better

  1. 2 weeks ago
    -Devin

    >grind for 8 straight minutes every single attempt after a game over
    Gonna have to explain this to me. Grind fo *what*?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To get to Kraid

      • 2 weeks ago
        -Devin

        >To get to Kraid
        Well take a little bit longer on your stroll back to where you died and try getting fucking good, scrub.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You always start with 30 health after you die, regardless of how many e-tanks you have.

      • 2 weeks ago
        -Devin

        How is that a problem?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You always start with 30 health after you die, regardless of how many e-tanks you have.
        How many hits are you taking that 30 isn't enough to start with?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Two hits at 30 is enough to game over where I'm at. I don't know why you fags are acting like this game is easy, I recently beat super metroid straight through with zero game overs and already have a few with only the long beam, missiles, ball and ball bomb

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >long beam
            meme weapon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            -Devin

            >Two hits at 30 is enough to game over where I'm at
            Are you at the start of the game?
            No? Then, at the starting point where you respawn from, you have the opportunity to regain health along the way.
            Yes? Then it doesn't take you 8 minutes to get back to where you were and you're a gay who needs to get good anyways.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ai post

              • 2 weeks ago
                -Devin

                Yes, I am intelligent. If you think it makes a difference whether that intelligence is artificial or not then you can suck my...well, I'll let your imagination run wild on that one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get the screw attack and you won't have this problem.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Get the screw attack and you won't have this problem.
              do you really expect some buffoon who can't manage 30 health to get the screw attack?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just use this password and stop bitching.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >just cheat
              no. I'm just not gonna play the game

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much nobody recommends Metroid 1 anymore for exactly that reason.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at it this way, you're always making "progress" by way of learning the map. So even if you lose your resources, at least you know where to go.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people realize you dont actually have to do this? how about just playing the fucking game and collecting health as you smash enemies on the way?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's fine when from shitware does it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh* I hate Metriod. I like the first couple of minutes and that's it, then I use the Justin Bailey code to beat Mother Brain.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid 1 isn't hard until mother brain lags your NES down to 3 fps

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >after a game over
    Have you tried not sucking ass?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either beat it like the devs intended or use save states like the zoom-zoom you are.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>bro just grind for 8 straight minutes
    you should be near the bomb around the eight minute mark.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I NEED to have full health when i spawn"
    >meanwhile screw attack makes you nearly invincible
    why does this game filter Ganker so hard

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if I keep killing these enemies that drop 5 health a pop instead of going to the ones that drop 30
    People that complain about the farming in Metroid are usually retarded.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are not supposed to grind.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is game so difficult compared to the later Metroid games. It's like a night and day difference.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just savestate braha

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being antisemitic

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to hear this moron's experience with the OG Kid Icarus.
    OP's gonna be crying for weeks.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop dead, zoomer. Things like that are what made older games so much harder than today's trash. This is why every game we get these days is shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is grinding hard. It's it hard to spam b?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"How is having consequences for dying and not having health just given to you hard?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How is grinding hard. It's it hard to spam b?

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