>bro just grind for 8 straight minutes every single attempt after a game over

>bro just grind for 8 straight minutes every single attempt after a game over
literal g*yim experience. No wonder this game sold like absolute shit on the nes when mario and zelda exists. Good thing the remaster is 10x better

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  1. 1 year ago
    -Devin

    >grind for 8 straight minutes every single attempt after a game over
    Gonna have to explain this to me. Grind fo *what*?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To get to Kraid

      • 1 year ago
        -Devin

        >To get to Kraid
        Well take a little bit longer on your stroll back to where you died and try getting fricking good, scrub.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You always start with 30 health after you die, regardless of how many e-tanks you have.

      • 1 year ago
        -Devin

        How is that a problem?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You always start with 30 health after you die, regardless of how many e-tanks you have.
        How many hits are you taking that 30 isn't enough to start with?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Two hits at 30 is enough to game over where I'm at. I don't know why you gays are acting like this game is easy, I recently beat super metroid straight through with zero game overs and already have a few with only the long beam, missiles, ball and ball bomb

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >long beam
            meme weapon.

          • 1 year ago
            -Devin

            >Two hits at 30 is enough to game over where I'm at
            Are you at the start of the game?
            No? Then, at the starting point where you respawn from, you have the opportunity to regain health along the way.
            Yes? Then it doesn't take you 8 minutes to get back to where you were and you're a homosexual who needs to get good anyways.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ai post

              • 1 year ago
                -Devin

                Yes, I am intelligent. If you think it makes a difference whether that intelligence is artificial or not then you can suck my...well, I'll let your imagination run wild on that one.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Get the screw attack and you won't have this problem.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Get the screw attack and you won't have this problem.
              do you really expect some buffoon who can't manage 30 health to get the screw attack?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just use this password and stop b***hing.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >just cheat
              no. I'm just not gonna play the game

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    game?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much nobody recommends Metroid 1 anymore for exactly that reason.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look at it this way, you're always making "progress" by way of learning the map. So even if you lose your resources, at least you know where to go.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do people realize you dont actually have to do this? how about just playing the fricking game and collecting health as you smash enemies on the way?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's fine when from shitware does it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh* I hate Metriod. I like the first couple of minutes and that's it, then I use the Justin Bailey code to beat Mother Brain.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid 1 isn't hard until mother brain lags your NES down to 3 fps

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >after a game over
    Have you tried not sucking ass?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Either beat it like the devs intended or use save states like the zoom-zoom you are.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>bro just grind for 8 straight minutes
    you should be near the bomb around the eight minute mark.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"I NEED to have full health when i spawn"
    >meanwhile screw attack makes you nearly invincible
    why does this game filter Ganker so hard

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if I keep killing these enemies that drop 5 health a pop instead of going to the ones that drop 30
    People that complain about the farming in Metroid are usually moronic.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you are not supposed to grind.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is game so difficult compared to the later Metroid games. It's like a night and day difference.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just savestate braha

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being antisemitic

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to hear this Black person's experience with the OG Kid Icarus.
    OP's gonna be crying for weeks.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drop dead, zoomer. Things like that are what made older games so much harder than today's trash. This is why every game we get these days is shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is grinding hard. It's it hard to spam b?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"How is having consequences for dying and not having health just given to you hard?"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How is grinding hard. It's it hard to spam b?

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