>broke up with gf of nearly 3 years a week before my birthday

>broke up with gf of nearly 3 years a week before my birthday
recommend me some games to distract me

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can kill threads by posting on them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prove it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's getting blacked right now lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I've seen his dick and it's way bigger than any nogs

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys remember your birthday? I mean I know the date and all but keeping track of days/weeks till my birthday, I don't know sounds gay to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think post 30 it really just passes by if you're a man.
      I say that because the women in my life still seem to give a shit for some reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think post 30 it really just passes by if you're a man.
      I say that because the women in my life still seem to give a shit for some reason.

      I just use it as an excuse to have my bros over and drink, play video games, and watch old films/cartoons. They still come over so I think they enjoy it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds nice anon. Friends birthday parties are fun, good to see everyone together and enjoying themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My family loves me so they always celebrate it also it’s kind of lucky with it being 7/7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7 is loner energy ifykyk

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy VIII

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least you had a gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trust me, you wish you never had one. Breakups are some of the worst feelings ever, shit hounds you for years or even forever

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hatoful Boyfriend

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back, normalhomosexual

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God Hand. It'll remind you that women are just trouble and that getting stronger will always be far more important than them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding God Hand
      Also OP posted a Gay of Tsushima screenshot so he obviously needs some modern sloppa to take drugs and follow quest-markers to. I'd suggest getting helplessly addicted to an online service game (without paying money).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GoT was fun Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah, go climb them towers, batman those villages. I wasn't being mean. You clearly want to check some boxes. Live service games are all boxes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1: there are no towers to climb
            2: it is not a live service game
            you don't play fricking videogames Black person, shut the frick up

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least give us the backstory before it gets pruned. Also play mario odyssey it has been proven to cure depression in people.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A relationship seems as unattainable to me as winning the lottery. I'm serious. I don't think I've ever uttered the words "my girlfriend" in my entire life. Isn't that crazy?

    Like I genuinely can't even fathom having someone in my life that isn't a family member who loves me, cares about me, regularly communicates with me, etc.

    I've been single for the entire time I've been alive on this earth and even if I did get in a relationship, I have no idea how I would react.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I felt this way until I got a gf at 23. You sort of fake it til you make it but its possible anon. You might have to lower you're standards if you're not outgoing and social tho.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 25. It's too late for me.
        >25 and with less relationship experience than most 15 year olds

        Joining a monastery is probably my only option at this point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its not man. Go younger and fatter. At least to give yourself some confidence and experience to build on. Money also helps a lot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and fatter.
            I'm 6'2 and work out 3 days a week, I deserve someone who's at least thin

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you're 6'2" whats the problem? Maybe grow a beard?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you're 6'2" whats the problem?
                I pretty much only leave the house to go to the gym, my part-time job, and to go shopping.

                I don't really have any friends and I never go to bars, clubs etc

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                get on Tinder and Bumble and literally just start talking to frickable girls. You can say anything pretty much your height will intimidate and attract them. You have it way easier than you think man presence is 99% of the battle which you win automatically.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally just start talking to frickable girls.
                they'll probably lose interest when they find out I have no social media presence and basically no friends lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't tell them what they don't need to know. Present yourself as tacitly interested and give the vibe that you have options.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so I should lie and be dishonest?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes lmfao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >go to bar
                >any women show up with groups of 3 + friends
                >im supposed to both develop an attraction to a random woman and then go bug her and her group trying to squeeze some blind whatever out of a stranger
                >club lmao be silent no one does that
                Im too old for this. Its not a confidence issue, I just dont bond with a stranger across the room because she looks nice. I feel zero desire to bother or get involved with strangers just as a general rule.
                Every time Ive tried this I never have the slightest interest in any women I see. Waitresses are another thing but thats a noob trap, you can like her all you want but dont actually think theres something there.
                Its unfortunate. I have little in common with people here and by all accounts should have a wife and children if I was half the man I am, I just dont meet women I like.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t worry bro you are about to realize how old you are, bitterness will turn to resentment, you won’t want a gf anymore you will just want women to die and will begin to age rapidly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Coincidentally a rapidly aging woman hater is exactly what modern and younger women want.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Joining a monastery is probably my only option at this point
          Yeah, you should probably consider it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "just be confident bro"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most dry, unsexy "dirty" talk
        Why are normies like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >still hit

          Not OP but I've seen his dick and it's way bigger than any nogs

          true

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn thats rough. I'll never hear those words since mine is about 13cm long, life sucks some times. not that I'd ever use it anyway, 27 and still virgin

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't lose my virginity til 29
              >fricked several attractive younger chicks immediately after because the confidence skyrocketed
              never too late

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just mentally disabled i think. i've had tons of chances, when I was younger literally the entire classroom wanted me. and I never did anything
                worse thing is I crave companionship and sex but I dont do anything about it
                and the fact that I have a small pecker only makes things worse, I dont wanna show it to anyone

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unless you have a literal micro they won't turn you down. Even the biggest prostitutes can get off on a small dick if you hit it right and finger them til they cum.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >eat pussy til they cum
                >you get a free pass to do whatever tf you want

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't eat pussy thats how you get throat cancer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How much truth is there to this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a lot plus its completely submissive and she will lose her respect for you anyway

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but i'm a boring frick and all i would like to do is hug and kiss her

                How much truth is there to this

                somewhat true afaik
                i believe the girl has to have hpv first or some shit like that tho. don't quote me on that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't eat pussy unless you really like her--use fingers instead

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women don't respond well to "I want to lick your armpits and stick your big toe in my ass"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still hit
        [...]
        true

        Yeah but my penis is small tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how small are we talking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, have never once called someone my girlfriend before. Matter of fact, this comes as somewhat of a revelation and now I'm sad. I'm 25 too and gotten to the age where it's just embarrassing not have been in one yet. Not even sure how I'd act with a girlfriend, it scares me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you've never had a gf it's really impossible to know how that would feel. And even then, you need to get a good one.
      I giga lucked out and I'm about to get married after 10 years all because she asked me out. I was scared shitless of rejection, but she had been the bullied girl in my class and she appreciated I wasn't a c**t to her. Then you just kinda work on it and if you really are compatible you will like eachother more every day as you spend more time together untill you plateau. Then you think of future projects and keep working at it.

      But holy shit, if I became single again I'm not lucking out again, my fiancé is too nice and all other women are either taken, c**ts or they don't go out, I don't envy any single man that just wants love, shit looks hard.
      But keep at it anons!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You a 9th june boy? Hell yeah!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based fellow gemini, my birthday was last week. They hate us cus they ain't us. We're all gonna make it.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i played splinter cell chaos theory on xbox back when i was a wee lad is it worth going back to play on pc? are the controls on mkb all fricked up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie i just asked about chaos theory

      I believe Chaos Theory is borked on modern OS's. Keyboard and mouse are not the problem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no proper modern stealth games or imsims
        any idea how to get dark messiah of might and magic to run on W10 without crashing instantly?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no proper modern stealth games or imsims
          Did you play nu- Prey (2017)? That might be your best bet.
          >dark messiah crashes instantly
          I wasn't aware. That's suffering. Apparently someone on the steam discussions is trying to compile a patch for a bunch of issues like that.

          >Could've been worse if the agony was on a different day of the week
          I'm right, because i was there.
          >Bad game rec
          Are you OP? If you are, why would you make this thread then? And if you're not OP, Go frick yourself.

          >if you're not OP, don't tell me my half-assed "erm maybe Lies of P" is a shit rec
          Maybe put some effort in next time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah played nuprey, and dishonored, couldn't get into dishonored 2 for some reason
            i was playing control alt ego but didn't finish so maybe i should revisit that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a cat, a switch and a poster of a fan

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paper Mario TTYD (original)
    >Guild Wars 1 (join the guild)
    >Fallout 2
    >God Hand
    >STALKER (no analmemes)
    These alone should kill 2-3 months while your brain resets from the ledge

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One friend of mine had a similar experience, his gf broke up with him ON his brithday. Could've been worse for you.
    Anyways play, i don't know, Lies of P.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Could've been worse if the agony was on a different day of the week
      Cool story. Bad game rec

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Could've been worse if the agony was on a different day of the week
        I'm right, because i was there.
        >Bad game rec
        Are you OP? If you are, why would you make this thread then? And if you're not OP, Go frick yourself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah that aint OP
          i have lies of p and havn't beaten it yet but something like that would frustrate tf out of me rn
          same with sekiro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just take your time, i ended up liking it a lot.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP isn't reading or responding to any of the game suggestions because this is a thinly-veiled "tfw no gf"-thread. Failure to discuss video games will result in immediate action.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie i just asked about chaos theory

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The goat

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dead space
    next time ask without the gay sobstory, homosexual

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's been so long in the hole that i genuinely have lost attraction towards other people and i'm unsure that i'll ever be able to gain that ability back
    it's like the spark inside me is gone and i know it is but i'm so wore down i don't even care anymore. it's liberating but also makes it a struggle to keep going sometimes

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Factorio, most distracting game ever

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why were you dating a girl less than 3 years old?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate birthdays and refuse to tell anyone mine and if anyone knows it i tell them not to get me a fricking thing i just want a normal day

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prescribe you a playthrough of Deus Ex and 100 hours minimum of factorio

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King of Dragon Pass

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon quest xi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this game actually good? seems comfy but also super fricking boring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's pretty good, and super comfy.

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