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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most stunning, brave and pivotal moments in all of gaming history. You had to be there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      insane how THIS was an event ten years ago. a mobile game.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    haha dong

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nooo not the millions of dollars im going insaaaane

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't delete flappy bird from iPhone
    Ez

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >killing your "friend" over a high score in ripped sprite goes up and down game (not original concept see helicopter game)
    >taking down your game because someone did this unironically
    human beings are moronic

    • 1 week ago
      anonymous

      You know the worst part is that it was a satirical story.
      I guess the satire is so good that people still believe it's true.

      It's the media, they'll harass your children on the way to school at the chance at a scoop because there's no accountability for them acting poorly.

      Gotta love the media. Fake or real makes no difference to them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >guess the satire is so good that people still believe it's true.
        you overestimate the pettiness of people

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do that? Serious question

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was getting harassed by the media and other people. And I don't mean online harassment, they were literally going to his house.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's the media, they'll harass your children on the way to school at the chance at a scoop because there's no accountability for them acting poorly.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Freedom of the Press is amazing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nta, but that guy had achieved celeb status in his poor country due to his game success. He probably was too much of a shut in to handle this publicity, and this thing was a living nightmare for him so he deleted flappy bird to regain peace of mind

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he should have gone to their houses and see how they like it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      too much fame and money in a short amount of time. on top of what other anons said, he was apparently also getting harassed by police for earning too much money in a very short amount of time. that happens in most countries by the way, trying to cash in on too much bitcoin at once if you had a wallet from the early days will get you a visit too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to cash in on too much bitcoin at once if you had a wallet from the early days will get you a visit too
        from what?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cops

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            in the developed world? why?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              having millions of dollars suddenly added into your back account is an extremely rare feat and could be the result of fraud

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ah right you meant like that. i thougth you meant that some rogue cops would show up to rob you or some shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >revenue agency "where did this money come from? The bank flagged it as suspicious!"
                >someone not moronic "I developed an app that became very popular on the app store, here is my dev certificate, contract with them, and bank statements showing the deposits coming from Apple"
                >revenue agency "ok cool, make sure to file the right income forms for this to pay, have a good day"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a lie because I cashed out over 30k and put every single cent to pay off my cucked student loans. Go back to Ganker with the rest of your larping c**ts that think they’ll still get rich off crypto on 2024.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bitcoin used to be 1:1 with US dollars you know, people had hard drives with thousands of the shits in a wallet laying around in their houses for years. some people have become millionaires just because they were early adopters and didn't cash in too early

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you finish the game you'll get a document exposing america at the end. Obama finished the game and saw that, he called his police to find Dong. Dong realized he made a huge mistake and took the game down to save America.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People and journalists kept bugging him, eventually when he told them to frick off they went after his family instead.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      weren't the pipes sprites ripped from mario world?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Communist governments hate when their proles sudden become rich because it's a threat to their power. In the US or in democratic countries being president is validated by a vote and they leave office when their term is up, in commie shitholes like Vietnam you can literally be el presidente forever as long as you're wealthy/and or connected enough. So likely Dong Nyugen was being harassed by the government and relatives for suddenly being a millionaire by a stroke of pure luck for his asset flip mobile game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Communist governments hate when their proles sudden become rich because it's a threat to their power.
        Not so much a threat as it is that they want the money. That's what communism is. Forced "sharing" ahah.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well yes but it's a little more nuanced than that. They can just take what they want, but its more important to the communist party that power stays consolidated. China does more or less the same thing with their billionaires by keeping them on a short leash.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I want to play Tropico

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hes vietnamese, probably didnt want to get noticed by organized crimes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The viet gov were gonna lock his ass up for tax invasion but then he remade it for Amazon in 2014 so he never really abandoned it, he probably got paid millions by jeff bezos for that too.

        He's from Vietnam and he was getting attention of local criminal organizations

        From Vietnam
        Suddenly had more money than the bottom 90% of the countries population combined
        Government started harassing him for their cut
        Locals started harassing him for handouts
        Journos started harassing him for information
        Cartels started harassing him for 'protection money'.

        I'm surprised he didn't just disappear one day.

        why doesn't he just leave? bro has all the money in the world, say goodbye to that shithole and just move to a different country

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The viet gov were gonna lock his ass up for tax invasion but then he remade it for Amazon in 2014 so he never really abandoned it, he probably got paid millions by jeff bezos for that too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's from Vietnam and he was getting attention of local criminal organizations

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      From Vietnam
      Suddenly had more money than the bottom 90% of the countries population combined
      Government started harassing him for their cut
      Locals started harassing him for handouts
      Journos started harassing him for information
      Cartels started harassing him for 'protection money'.

      I'm surprised he didn't just disappear one day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Slave mentality, he was unable to deal with the fact that he managed to make it out of the rat race and decided to self sabotage at the first opportunity

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Suddenly getting a huge amount of money when you're poor can be a pretty terrifying and stressful thing. I know it sounds silly, but it really is. Read through this and replace "lottery winnings" with "game earnings" and you'll get a feel for it.

      https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-/5-749519/?page=1

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >reselling your old iphone 4 for $1,000 in 2014 because it had Flappy Bird on it

    fun times

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I sold my iPhone 6 with Fortnite on it for $1800 in 2020. Easiest money I ever made. Who the frick even wants to play games like Fortnite on a phone?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    heh heh

    dong

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AIIIIEEEEEE IM LITERALLY TOO RICH AND FAMOUS IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!
    Why was he like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was the site where autists can't handle even 5 seconds of IRL social interaction with their own family members
      Imagine how you'd feel if there would be randos at the door of your house constantly wanting to bother you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine how you'd feel if there would be randos at the door of your house constantly wanting to bother you
        i'd call the cops and if they said anything to the effect of we can't do anything about it i'd shoot them.
        media, don't come to my house.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's just going to make you more famous and more people will be bothering you like some moron trying to take you to court.
          >but castle doctrine
          Some jurisdictions don't have it. And some only have it for criminal cases, you can still be liable for the civil meaning the families will sue you for damages even if you aren't liable for murder.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >That's just going to make you more famous and more people will be bothering you like some moron trying to take you to court.
            how they'd be dead.

            You know the worst part is that it was a satirical story.
            I guess the satire is so good that people still believe it's true.

            [...]
            Gotta love the media. Fake or real makes no difference to them.

            it was a fake story all along? ffs.

            • 1 week ago
              anonymous

              >it was a fake story all along? ffs.
              When I learnt that I was buffled too. How did no-one prominent bother to fact-check it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Id probably use some of my millions to maybe move the frick out and keep a low profile instead of fishing for sympathy and destroying my magnum opus.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if flappy birds was my magnum opus I would kms

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What IS your magnum opus, pleb?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought this was the site where autists can't handle even 5 seconds of IRL social interaction with their own family members
        I bet you think everyone on the internet has a smaller dick than you too.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He started making too much money and the government forced him to pull it.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [sad news]

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where is he now?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a hot hababit

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ding Dong

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    remember when people were selling iphones with the game in it for ridiculously high prices on e-bay?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      normies who cant into pirating or any tech related stuff are moronic

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not posting this on the 10 year anniversary
    OP you fricking moron

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he regrets it? Bet his family must be pissed at him for throwing away all that money. It's like watching a classic scene of someone saying no to millions of dollars because "it doesn't feel right".

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking moron

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >remember all the posts saying to not deleted flappy bird because you won't be able to download it again
    >laugh at applekeks who are locked in the app store walled garden
    >10 years later
    >they still are

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >eventually, Mr Nguyen started to feel guilty – was his successful game truly the reason that some children weren’t focusing on homework, or why some were losing their jobs? These constant Twitter messages became so pervasive that he decided to remove the app, with some even telling him the bird game had ruined their life.

    he cared about you Ganker, why didn't you do your homework and wash your willy.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >iPhone users can loose access to something they download before
    Lmao, Android chads just keep winning. You can still download the original game from your purchase history on the Google Play store

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i remember iphones with flappy bird installed getting flipped on ebay for like $800 a pop, fun times

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    at its peak he was making 50k a day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That would be enough to live like a king in a trash economy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That would be enough to live like a king in a trash economy

      >Earns 50K a day, ensuring a life of luxury for him, his family, possibly children and grandchildren
      >Stops because the success hurt his feelings 🙁

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >He made other game too
    Wait
    I didnt know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and they look really cute

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