>NEET life, unlimited tendies
>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
>Gamers all locked in a building together, bored
>Instead of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
>Sunday morning for the godless Smash fans
You ARE saving for retirement, right anon?
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yes we had this thread yesterday
And we will have it tomorrow
And the day after that
And the day after that
etc etc
They are going to invent immortality and we will have to work for eternity
Hopefully I'm already too old for me to be useful by then.
what are they gonna do if i don’t? shoot me?
Femur breaker machine for life. You might be immortal but you still feel pain, moron.
What the frick is a femur breaker machine and who would be putting him in it and what's their motivation? Are you actually schizophrenic?
>He didn't have a femur breaking machine in his school
lmao
If you don't, then they'll just leave you to be homeless on the streets and die, aged, decaying, and alone.
You have to work first before you can retire.
>he thinks retirement will still be a thing
lol
I hope I die on the toilet at home before I end up locked in a house with a bunch of autistic stinking dweebs.
You sound like a zoomer that's never been to a LAN party.
Our generation will not have access to retirement homes
If lucky your kids will take care of you, if you are not?
Well i hope you don't mind rotting in your own shit
I have a diaper fetish so I dont mind at all
>If lucky your kids will take care of you
What kids? I can't imagine many people here have kids even after the huge influx of normalgays.
I'd make a horrible husband/father so I guess having that choice made for me one fringe benefit of being a loser
I try to live below my means and I put a huge amount of the money I make into my Vanguard mutual fund, Roth IRA, and my 403b at work. I doubt it will mean anything considering the trajectory of the world/economy but I have to try. I just hope when the nukes start flying my relatives and I are killed instantly and die painlessly.
>Our generation will not have access to retirement homes
I hope we can all just take the Canada-pill and end ourselves before we need one then.
if you're getting sponge baths, you're getting barely trained and overworked filipino care assistants giving you a sub-5 minute rinse and dry because you're so weak and decrepit you can't move let alone play video games, that's if you don't also have severe chronic pain or dementia, preventing you from playing vidya at all
the only based way to get old is to be fully independent and living with your lovely loyal wife of several decades at home at the time of your death, whether you're playing vidya or shitposting at that age is optional
My grandpa had full mobility, could walk around just fine but faked being infirm everytime it came to bath time in his retirement home just to make them scrub his ass.
based but your grandpa was lucky, if the staff are so fricking shit they can't note or update glaringly obvious inconsistencies in patient mobility then there were probably many other things they missed
Standard of living will collapse before you even get to enjoy retirement.
Standard of living will collapse and all of us will do absolutely nothing about it, right? Billions of young people will just accept their fate and totally not riot to hang whoever's in charge who made their lives miserable.
>Billions of young people will just accept their fate and totally not riot to hang whoever's in charge who made their lives miserable.
they already have. they have enough dopamine apps to quell any buildup of emotions within them so the pendulum can keep swinging between an individual's depression and anxiety inducing slave labor and their daily intake of happy and pleasurable media, games, apps, social media, etc. you will be a slave and you will be happy.
by playing video games over 1 hour per day as well as communicating with a large amount of people who do the same thing and have nothing in their lives, you are already them. you are doing nothing to solve the problem. stop playing video games and leave Ganker
there is a labor movement swelling right now and you'd be myopic to not see it, unionization is surging for the first time in generations and our youngest generation is ingesting loads of communist propaganda via tiktok
They try to distract us with the cultural wedges issues but it's not working well enough
of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
>>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
morning for the godless Smash fans
Bingtroon cringe
What the frick is bingtroon supposed to mean? Can you zoomers use English?
Nintentroony basically
Why are TDS cases like this?
mentally ill sónyggers lingo.
Don't bother yourself.
I hope I die in a nuclear blast before I get old. Or just genocided in a war. I don't want to get old, only misery awaits.
Cigarettes will get extinguished on your forehead
your reflexes will be so shit that you will be only able to play brainless turnbased jrpgs like this granny
Buy will always forget the plot halfway in cause of the old age
I'll get to replay Yakuza forever
lol society will have collapsed by the time any of us get to retirement age.
Best case you go out painlessly in a blaze of nuclear fire.
Worst case you freeze to death hungry in a concrete block somewhere.
Play Guilty Gear Xrd
I'd rather kill myself than going on a "retirement" home
Man what a terrible Slayer
What's this pussy shit with censoring player names, and who started it?
You know damn well its some homosexual that has 600 hours on Fortnite and can't handle the ridicule.
>>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
Meanwhile in the real world. It's going to be blacks and brown people "taking care" of you. They will torture you, give you a bath once per week they will post videos of themselves punching you online for laugh.
You're going to be pouting in your room while the rest of us play Tekken for the last Viagra, which Susan promised to accompany with a leathery footjob.
Nobody will be retiring
>hanging out with any of you.
I'd rather have them pull the plug.
Can't imagine a worse fate than being stuck with autismals like you.
You don't want to jam to 70+ year old butt rock as autismos try to go fast on their shit filled scooters and eat the bugs?
do you honestly think the world is going to be comfy when we retire? shit is fricked.
You’re going to die in the pod and immigrant workers will abuse and neglect you. You will live in concentration camp conditions when society doesn’t know what to do with all these useless old people.
VR will probably be pretty good though so you probably won’t care that much. You’ll be hanging out with naked e-girls all day in your mind.
wonder why she never had kids she seems so sweet and imagine being a late bloomer weeb at the end of your life
coming home and your wife is screeching about some new jrpg....comfy
Not everyone's reproductive organs work.
>Retirement
ahhhhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
only those who contribute to society get to retire. sorry neets - you're fricked.
Got me a pension coming. Not only a retirement home, but with bourbon and Marlboros.
hey frick you I build other people's hourses for a living, let me at least own my own when Im too old to wipe my own ass
nope. you will be forgotten and abused by 4th worlders who get paid to beat and abuse you.
Implying all of us won’t have to work until death.
>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
you will get beaten to death by a Black person nurse
>millenial or zoomer
>"saving for retirement"
NGMI
i'm planning to kill myself before hitting 50 y.o. mark
>sexy nurses
do you mean black women who hate you just because you're white and who will treat you like shit/beat you?
Sounds amazing, but I have a feeling that I will be still at work in my 60-70s. I can see myself retiring at 80 but not living comfortably with how the world is going right now.
If you add the hellish regret of never having experienced teenage love, sex, affection and a succesfull career.. do any of these things mater?
Eventually you realize that you missed out on everything. The pain will be so hellish that you will scream every day till the inevitable end comes.
Bro, I'm married with 3 kids. Go outside.
Frick off normie. Fake gamers do not belong here.
>has sex
>has job
>has kids
2000 hrs on Jagged Alliance 2. My oldest daughter is more of a gamer than you. I bet you watch Twitch.
>WAAAAH GAMING IS SEKRIT KLUB FOR WEAK, UNINTELLIGENT LOSERS WITH NO TALENTS LIKE MEEEE!
Lmao no and it will never be. It's not our problem if you picked up gaming to overcompensate. We picked up gaming because we love it. Get on our level and have sex/touch grass.
it's not my fault that people don't like me
never offended anyone, was always polite and helpful to everybody
You should have offended a couple of morons, bro. You can't go through life without making enemies and standing your ground and you can do all of this and still have integrity and value good manners and good behavior. You just have to understand that, sometimes, it is crucial for you to earn respect to drop it all to put someone back in his place.
Machiavellian thinking. That Black person got a bad rep because everyone is a fricking hypocrite saying "EVIL BAD!!!!" whilst commiting evil behind closed curtains and behind people's back and they don't have the guts to own up to their own capacity to commit evil. Machiavelli understood that there is no good without bad. No good manners without rudeness and fricking morons don't deserve your best behavior. Nothing should be unconditional. Do not be unconditionally good. People have to pay a figurative price for your better side.
That's not hellish. Eternal torture is hellish. That would look like a joke.
>teenage love
That's a permavirgin meme. You never know you never wanted something once you actually get it. Rose tinted romance with an insecure girl that ends up in you being cheated on, blowing your cloud 9 experience away in one fell swoop being one of them.
Stop watching romcom.
a yes retirement homes
>they syphon all your pension adjusting the price depending on how much you make
>Black person nurses steal your stuff and hit you if you complain
>mess up your meds on purpose and steal the good ones for profits
>get the shittiest food possible worth a few cents yet pay top dollars for it
>steal your furniture by kindly offering you equip your room with your own furniture, keeping it when you pass away
>leave you in your shit for hours
>turn you into a zombie to keep extracting money from you as long as possible while doing as little work as possible
>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
lol you're going to get abused by some brown subhuman who stole all your belongings
>retirement home
MAID
>tfw the retirement age for my birth year is over 70
>if you make it, here's what the retirement home and home care will serve you for 10 euros per lunch
>meanwhile the nurse will steal your shit
>....if they even bother to check up on you
Retirement will be abolished worldwide soon and you'll have to work till you die.
I'd still kill myself before living in a retirement home
We're literally gonna buttfrick the zoomers harder than boomers fricked us. It's gonna be hilarious. We'll have guaranteed retirement and UI at age 70 and they'll have 85% taxes.
>It's gonna be hilarious.
Yes, repeating the very cycle that put you in your miserable situation and what makes every millenial cry nonstop about "WAAAH MUH BOOMERS!". Hilaaaarious.
Also, you do realize that zoomers are like, what, 10-15 years apart from us? They'll hang out in the same retirement complexes as you. It's our kids you are planning on laughing at.
Get dunked on.
Why not just die now you miserable homosexual?
>Retirement will be abolished worldwide soon and you'll have to work till you die.
when this happens there will be the biggest holocaust of the rich and powerful the world has ever seen. also all the hook noses will die in a fire and will completely cease to exist. only future fairy tales will mention them like the Harry Potter books.
The Zoomers will go down in history as the Zyclon B Generation.
You will unironically have at least a 60% tax rate and own nothing. Weekends will be spent door dashing in a borrowed car to pay for only fans.
Good luck playing any fast paced games when you're old. You'll inevitably start losing your interest in competitive games, because each year you'll suck more and more until you can't stand getting bodied by zoomers anymore in games where you once thought yourself capable.
Old age is turn-based JRPG time.
>Old age is turn-based JRPG time.
sounds based 2bhwumf (2, short for to be honest with u, shot for you, my senpai, short for family)
That's half of the appeal of the retirement home idiot. All the games you can't compete online in anymore you're back to a level playing field with. Nobody has the edge in soul calibre 2 between a 78 year old and an 83 year old.
Game design will change to accommodate us. Old fricks are about to become a goldmine in the industry. Tons of people who grew up with games will soon have real money.
>because each year you'll suck more and more until you can't stand getting bodied by zoomers anymore in games where you once thought yourself capable.
This is already a non-issue with SBMM. You can play fortnite with your feet and it'll eventually put you in a matchmaking bracket that gives you victory royales regularly.
Retirement homes cost like $5k/mo to live in an apartment. For the same money you could just live in a normal house and hire a cute asian cat maid.
Retirement homes where I live are notoriously scammy and known for terrible living conditions and services. I don't know where that whole made up pipe dream came from, but you sound like you don't know much about what's going on out there.
by then we'll have robot butlers to take care of us
we wont have to live in retirement homes
especially if I keep extending my life and prevent getting old
>Instead of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
>Sunday morning for the godless Smash fans
you could do all that now...
>You ARE saving for retirement, right anon?
nah, more likely the economy will collapse, all savings will be wiped, UBI gets put in and robots do everything
That's all assuming you have the money to afford living in a retirement home, which costs $4500 a month. If you're a NEET who doesn't have a job or money saved up, you're shit outta luck.
So many fricking NEETs angry in this thread at the fact that workers will get what they have now and they'll be living in a homeless shelter once mom dies.
Literally none of this is correct. retirement homes are basically just mental hospitals for old folks. they drug them until they can't even sit up straight and then abuse them.
Bible belt bro. Don't go to a coastie home.
>>NEET life, unlimited tendies
you will eat slop (with bug protein)
>>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
>user was banned for being racist outside /b/
all locked in a building together, bored
imagine the stench
of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
>heavy implications behind this
>>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
i want to frick ivy
morning for the godless Smash fans
make them in the open, that way you don't need air scrubbers removing the stench
What implications? I stand by the fact that the complex map with proximity mines is still the best multiplayer shooting you can find.
>What implications?
>implying there's gonna be a working N64 with goldeneye and 4 controllers
>implying there's gonna be a tv that you can plug that console in
>implying they're gonna emulate it on pc and use a screen projector to display it
>implying it won't be a shitfest between those that want to play the original, one of the multiple remakes or even perfect dark
>implying they'll let you play it after some old c**t rages so hard it dies of a heart attack after getting fragged one many times
>implying they won't sedate you from 8PM to 8AM so you don't bother them
i'm not shitting on the game, but times change
If I'm there I have my 64 and my 42" CRT.
Nah, they still expect you to at least try in the 30s. bawds of any age, but most women still want dinner and ass kissing.
>Instead of Bingo night we'll have Goldeneye matches
>Soul Caliber Tuesdays
>Sunday morning for the godless Smash fans
suicide it is, then
I don't really understand why everyone in this thread posts about retirement homes, I thought those were only for disabled people.
My grandpa died at 97 and he was living in his own house, woke up at 7, showered, and did his usual farm shit like tending to the chickens and cutting wood and running around town to bring back water from the well and bags of coals back home.
How fricking decrepit and demented is your bloodline that you think you'll need to have people take care of you when you're most likely in your mid 20s now you shitters?
Just fricking exercise and take care of yourself to the absolute minimum.
Is this like some american cultural thing or something?
Is a retirement home something different I'm not aware of?
Retirement homes are how bitter adults get back at their neglectful boomer parents. Normal well adjusted people don't have these cruel family dynamics.
>How fricking decrepit and demented is your bloodline that you think you'll need to have people take care of you when you're most likely in your mid 20s now you shitters?
Homes are more modern age due to the capitalism maximization. But other cultures like eastern ones just have the family do it by having the parents move in with the young or being extremely close.
>But other cultures like eastern ones just have the family do it by having the parents move in with the young or being extremely close.
This hasn't been the case for most countries.
Interesting. Know an Indian family in the states about 40s who do the pooled resources thing with their family. College kids and their elderly parents live in one giant ass house.
Sad to see go in way.
It depends on the family, but most younger people who are well-off usually just live on their own and barely notice their grandparents or even call them. Our generation is also completely fricked so we can't really take care of the elderly, this decade is probably gonna be one of the worst ones in terms of financial and independent stability.
>just live on their own and barely notice their grandparent
I avoided my grandparents because they thought less of me for being a heathen.
Don't be a shithead to your kids/grandkids and they won't avoid you.
her videos are fake,i refuse to believe someone can be that PATHETIC at her age
She's LITERALLY a more hardcore gamer than you. Cope.
iirc her daughter died in an accident or something so she was left alone with her husband in old age
seems pretty real
>go to psychiatrist
>he tells me it's ok to be a 30 year old virgin because it's easy to get laid with grannies when you are an old man
I'm not making this up
well he's not wrong
Once women hit 45 or so they pretty much drop all the horseshit. If they're single and at the bar and accept a drink from you just ask her to frick.
>45
try 25
based
imagine getting a no teeth blowjob holy shit my penis is getting hard just thinking about it
What the frick is he talking about women marry older men marry younger
Im going to be working until im dead. If i retire it will be at age 70. Social security is not keeping up with inflation.
You are moronic if you think it'll be sexy nurses and not grotesque fat black women. LMAO
I'm a CNA at a care home, I can vouch that most nurses are in fact a mix of both fat mexican women and black women.
be honest, how many of them abuse the elderly?
Well one example just the other day, they've been telling these bed ridden elderly that they have to get out of bed themselves and dump their own Urinals. Some of these people have missing legs from diabetes or broken hips/ankles from falling or being overweight. So I'd say they're pretty fricking shit.
goddamn that's awful, if i ever get this decrepit then i'll just kill myself if my family can't even bother to take care of me. don't wanna be abused by some obese sheboon.
I don't blame you man. After being a CNA I never want to end up in a care home. Its not just the CNAs and nurses that don't care. Your insurance will try to find ways to frick you too. Many people lost their physical therapy because ONE DAY they felt too ill and couldn't do it. Its pretty sad man.
>You ARE saving for retirement
*Laughs at delusional* You think that's retirement home futures you're breathing?
>Thank you for choosing Virtual Living Senior Solutions™ Mr. Anon. If you would kindly step into the VR Pod we will give you all your vidya needs shortly.
>Sexy nurses giving sponge baths
I don't know where you live, but where I come from most retirement home nurses are middle aged bitter immigrant women that barely know the language.
>tendies
frozen over mush
>sexy
go into a home sometime
>locked
Old buttholes you hated online now without their virtual rewards
>goldeneye
you'll be knocked out by 7
>tue
More like applepie tue (providing you kept your levels in check)
>sun
24/7 fortnite. And you'll like it
>NEET life
>Tendies
>Sexy nurses
Pfffhahahahahah
Nursing homes are the scariest shit honestly. The videos from these places is just disgusting.
Just a friendly reminder to all you marriedgays. You will die before your wife and ill be banging her in the most disrespectful ways, as she spends all your life insurance money on my gambling addiction.
wait... you dudes don't actually believe these retirement homes will actually be functional by the time you retire? You're basically fricked. Better hope you die before you get too old to move.
Soon as I need help wiping my own ass is soon as the trigger is pulled.
>regrets on my mind so day
>coping with physical and mental pain
>waiting for death
Haha awesome can't wait bros it's gonna be epic
Retirement homes are fricking dreadful, my grandma is in one and everytime I go visit here I feel drained and depressed. Pretty sure euthanasia is more humane.
>be 30 yo
>play an excruciating 3h long AoE2 game
>hands hurt
I could do 6h playthroughs when I was a kid. I can't imagine being able to play vidya for too long if you're old enough to be abandoned by your family.
>retirement
As if. In fifty years I wouldn't be surprised if families or governments start exporting their elderly somewhere else because they are such a drain. Social security certainly won't exist anymore. Certain governments like Canada are already trying to euthanize their terminally ill under the guise of assisted suicide.
Soon as old stop voting, its over for them.
They've been saying SS would go bankrupt any year since the 80's. It'll only disappear if republicans get enough power to take it away.
UBI for everyone over 50, parents, disabled. Everyone else gets zero help. Zoomers gonna pay up.
Even if social security does hang on for fifty more years it will be worthless for a majority of the retired compared to how much money people put into it.
We will have debt instead of retirement, if we escape the nuclear hellfire that awaits us for being bad goyim.
The best time to play bidya was like a decade or two ago.
you do realize retirement homes cost anywhere from 10k -15k a month right anon?
What makes you think you gonna live to that age.
>how AMAZING retirement homes will be for us
you will literally forget how to even play games properly. you won't have the reaction speed for most modern games. you will be playing stories kids several generations younger want to play, it might not be what you like.
the food in retirement homes is horrific. you are likely to be in pain or have a chronic illness. with every year your chance of dementia increases and gaming will be over when that happens. You won't even be able to play bingo.
the best option is to live life while you can, enjoy games while you can. when you are old life will be fricked and ending it will be the best option.
>can play all of my favorite games again like if it was the first time
wtf I love dementia now????
You've never touched a vegana.