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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP IT STOP IT

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fools for thinking you could ever dethrone Mario Odyssey.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOTK would be at the top if not for mario bonus.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, are nintendo games really that good?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        minus 10 for the tendie bonus

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So how do they score a 100? They need the reviewers to rate it 11/10?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they have that big of a cult. As someone raised on the NES I don’t know how I escaped mostly unscathed. I think skipping the SNES for a Gensis may have been the saving grace.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          SNES games > Genesis games you dumb fatty

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes they have more soul than anything the west can dream of

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Odyssey
          >Soul
          I can think of 5 western made games with more soul than that milked toast experience. A Hat in Time comes to mind.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yes, which is why they make so many dipshits here seethe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're good but not 96-97 score kind of good. It's because most of their fans are hyper casuals that only know/play Nintendo games so everything they release is insanely good for them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        With the understanding that they're a family friendly company so they're never going to do anything that's too challenging or dark, yes. They're basically like a Pixar that never declined.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo is good at paying reviews

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're functional products with good moments here and there, but you can tell they're not great because the fandom are full of morons who unironically listen to game journalists. You know, the same group of people that include Jimantha Sterling and David Gaffe. Infact, whenever they give praise to a Nintendo game, these two will be hailed as geniuses. Thankfully they've been critical of Nintendo, so Nintendo fans aren't gonna step up to bat to defend them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they really aren't, the nintendo bonus is a real thing

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Look at how Nintendo fans praised Pokemon for being innovative and a masterpiece, despite it being a broken mess.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Varies from game to game, sometimes they're that good, other times they're overrated, more-so than not they're forgotten.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ONLY THE SECOND HIGHEST RATED GAME OF ALL TIME

      OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Odyssey isn't even as good as Galaxy. The frick is this garbage?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never used game journo sites so I will never check to make sure this is correct, but iirc open critic only reviews newer games that released after it was created, so galaxy might just not be on that site

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Odyssey was a turning point for me. It was the first time I felt like a baby playing with colourful blocks while playing a game. I shut it off in disgust, it's not fun or satisfying, just repetitive tasks.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it only got a 96

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    love the game, but i seriously cannot understand why they didn't make the sages a button hold and then another button to activate their abilities. that deserves as much shit talking as possible. little timmy could figure that out too, so it's not a fricking reason to make it so stupid for le kids

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I'm boycotting Eurogamer. Thanks for letting me know.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m watching my roommate play this game and it actually looks like buns at certain parts. Large swaths of terrain with almost no detail added to them, maybe I’m deluded but I swear TP on Wii had more visual appeal than this game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They copy-pasted the BoTW map.
      It's the same "large swaths of terrain" with nothing.
      The funny thing is those same people complain about Elden Ring.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t have problems with big open nothing, been playing shadow of the colossus and that game is 90% vacant space, but totk just is really hard on the eyes imo, just seems really lifeless

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Date launched: September 30, 2015

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?????

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the problem, OP. Can you explain it?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not using an ad blocker

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically giving attention to games journalists and their metrics
    cancer killing videogames

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE COUNT!!!!

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gtfo to

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