>btfos?

>btfos /misc/gays who literally cannot play a game without screeching the n word
>now btfos cryptotards
Honestly, can Microsoft get any more based? I think you owe them an apology.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >removes your reporting system
    https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/no-chat-reports

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this will get patched out soon and you know it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they cant even patch cracked servers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only way to totally kill server control over it would be to install literal spyware which would get murdered by Europe.

        You don't even need mods. You can just make your server not communicate with theirs unless you're a moron renting one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Community servers
      Oh no... anyway. *open sandbox*

      >cryptotards
      Just say you're poor.

      >CryptoTard calling anyone else poor
      AYYY(md)... LMAO

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why microsoft send their shills here? is because they are getting btfo in the normalgay social media?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trump lost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you do it for free

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and I enjoy doing it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cryptotards
    Just say you're poor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Invest in my imaginary money and money jpg ponzi scheme or you are le poor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my fake money IS real
      k

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >My paper with a face on it is more real than digital money because I said so
        Crypto is literally just currency, giving value to something arbitrarily to exchange goods. Why are you against it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          until you can trade and reliably buy stuff with crypto as easily as real money, it's bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >My paper with a face on it is more real than digital money because the countries I live and work in say so
          Yes. Are you moronic? Crypto isn't accepted in most countries. You can't buy necessities with it, you can't store it in a bank (securely, I'll add), it has no "we fricked up, here's your 'money' back" policies.

          It's a scam. Only morons like you bought into it and now that it's bottomed out you're holding the bag while everyone that called you moronic is right. How does it feel, moron?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Crypto isn't accepted in most countries
            And? It's painfully easy to convert it to fiat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and now that it's bottomed out
            It's literally 23k per BTC kek. I imagine 5 years ago you were also saying $1000 was the bottom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. lives in a country with fiat money
        the fricking irony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >printing money le bad
          >conjuring money from solving math problems... le good
          Cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Crypto isn't accepted in most countries
          And? It's painfully easy to convert it to fiat.

          Oh the ironing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most of the homies on Ganker can't even afford to put money into a 401k or ira, let alone invest 35% of their income. Naturally people making money via crypto, NFTs, stocks, precious metals, etc. makes them seethe. wasting your life playing video games and pretending like being an unemployed loser at age 25+ is chad behavior does this to people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even just Ganker. Remember when Twitter got psyopped into suddenly giving a shit about the environment because people were making money flipping NFTs? It's just a bunch of people angry that they were too lazy or ignorant to see opportunity and take it when they should have. Now they perpetually just seethe about tech they know nothing about, deflect, and pretend it's entirely about monkey jpgs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon, it's fricking twitter, when have they not been all about recycling, save the animals, environmentalism and green energy shit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            whenever the topic of nuclear power was brought up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              isn't that out of ignorance because the average person thinks nuclear is bad for the environment because muh scary nuclear waste?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i don't excuse ignorance when they religiously follow their causes of "we need ideas to help the environment." Are you really going to tell me you care about the environment and never researched any methods of generating power besides for gas, solar panels, and wind energy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes
                and the scary smokestacks emitting water vapor

                until you can trade and reliably buy stuff with crypto as easily as real money, it's bullshit

                >until you can trade and reliably buy stuff with crypto as easily as real money, it's bullshit
                you can buy a Ganker pass with crypto in a few clicks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >buying a Ganker pass
                ngmi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >buying a asiaticmoot pass with your digital monopoly money
                You really are moronic huh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's just a bunch of people angry that they were too lazy or ignorant to see opportunity and take it when they should have.
          That sounds like the speech of a pyramid leader.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I too would gladly pollute the oceans, poison the air and turn turn the planet into a scorching desert to own the libs who are even remotely environmentally conscience.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You mean people who actually know what it is and whyy it's a scam.

          You can already do what they say games would be so awesome to use it for. Flash games could, did, and still do it.

          Hell, all you really need is even simpler than those did. Set up some kind of master account (a launcher like Steam could even work for this purpose) where you input a code and then every game on the platform could recognize it to give you the item.

          But there's no good reason to do that. Nintendo is not going to release a fricking Mario hat that can work in FFVIX, nor is Squeer going to take the time to make sure it works because it's fricking pointless.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh uhhh hey boss! how do we get people to stop hating our new reporting system???
    >uhhh... just diss on NFTs like everyone else..?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shilling minecraft
    Did someone kill a troon or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a talking point for a while because of chat reporting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        troony jannys strike again, I hope Microsoft is paying these soibois atleast

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just started playing cracked months ago after they finally disabled my original account unless I turned it into a microsoft account.

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  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day moron there is no reason mojang should control servers they do not own or support. Stop sucking the wiener of a giant corporation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop sucking the wiener of a giant corporation.

      I mean big corporations are going to be raw fricking me whether I like it or not, it's the capitalist world we live in, so I might as well encourage them to frick over some conservatives as well while they're at it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > is anti-capitalist instead of anti-corporatist
        > goes back on their cause because they want to see people with different opinions get censored
        > probably calls themselves "liberal"

        ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >> is anti-capitalist instead of anti-corporatist
          What the frick does this even mean

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it means morons like you hate anyone that makes more than 100k a year as much as (or even more than) billion/trillion dollar companies buying corrupt government officials and dictating your daily lives. these types of people are a dime a dozen on reddit or twitter, and now apparently Ganker too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have anyone who makes over 100k a year. I make over 100k a year. Making that much money in 2022 is nothing special.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >goes back on their cause because they want to see people with different opinions get censored

          My entire political belief is "kill those who disagree", nothing more. It's been a long time since I gave up on any idealistic future policies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft is big enough where anything good they do (EZ virtual machines, Linux integration, not requiring approval to release software on their platform) is always offset by a dozen other arms of the company fricking things up

        >buying a asiaticmoot pass with your digital monopoly money
        You really are moronic huh

        >asiaticmoot
        you have to admit he hasn't fricked it up
        Ganker is exactly as shitty as its been all along

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    microsoft's xbox gaming division is currently looking into crypto and phil spencer said they want to make a minecraft metaverse.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*AAA*~~ wants to kill NFTs because they don't want us reselling the microtransactions we buy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    actual Ganker gay here
    >jumped into LINK, SAFEMOON, ROSE, OASIS, NEAR, etc. early
    >got nuked 80% during the last crash and lost over 200k
    >huge fricking tax bill and no moniez to pay it
    Ganker is the worst board btw. maybe even worse than Ganker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buy the dip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw bought GME at $8 because Ganker said there would be a huge jump
      >GME shoots up to $16 and starts to go back down
      >think that's the jump and sell
      >feel good, thanks Ganker
      >the whole r/wallstreetbets thing happens later

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being so contrarian you turn into a corporate bootlicker
    couldn't be me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Censoring freedom of expression and not allowing a system of economy that is scruples and a fraud are two very different things

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gaming is a hobby made by leftists, for leftists. Deal with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Conservatives are incredibly fricking stupid and really have no place in modern society either but old boomers who'd rather reverse mortgage their house and burn the ground it stood on just to make sure the next generations have nothing still hold too much voting power unfortunately.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bad bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a leftist in the modern era you either:
        A. Got groomed by a troony online
        B. Are afraid to say your real opinions (this is unlikely in this cake because you're on an anonymous website)
        C. Are uneducated, did shit in school, and are working minimum wage and hate society
        or
        D. All the above

        Just take a look at any political subreddits for example. r/antiwork should prove my point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          case*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just know this guy logged in again the next day

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes the Nwords such as night, enigma, nigh, benign, knight, the African countries of Niger and Nigeria + all the non English words their speakers won't even know they're slurs in English and will get fricked because apparently all the world must adapt to the fragile sensibilities of the Angloids and their moronic offsprings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop dogwhistling member of the german national socialist party

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