Build a penis out of brick
Then I'll make a TNT dick
I'll blow it up and jump some more
On the Minecraft server I am a whore
Scream into the mic like a demon
In the Minecraft world I drown in semen
There's something wrong in my head
Doesn't matter as I fuck in my shed
Yoel is a hasbeen for zoomer children.
>t. Joel
Zoomers are in college now
Some have already finished higher education, in fact.
Sounds suHispaniciously like something a Norwegian would say
wat de Endorman doin to fren???
advemtuer
ojojojojojjoojoi
I posted the wrong verse and I want to kmsrn
Creeper pussy, oh so nice
Green block asshole, tight like paradise
Pickaxe my dick, till it explodes
Playing Minecraft and swallowing loads
Jumped on the bed and spam in chat
I'm gonna cum I'm gonna splat
Minecraft roleplay on the server tonight
When I find a diamond, I get so tight
Funny as shit
I'm guessing they are unironically jealous of Vinny (I can't imagine why, he's literally a small-timer) who's *just enough* under the radar that they can fuck with his channel and most people won't even notice or care
SEXO IN MINECRAFT I'M HAVING SEX AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is twitch going scorched earth on vinnys vods? Joel or nobody else has this issue.
Some twitch janny must hate vinnys guts, it sucks because with the yt fix means i have to add all the thousand of filters back again and i can't hide usernames to increase chat's space
Just go to fullsauce
I do but getting to watch sunday streams first thing monday morning made my weeks start a little less shitty. Now you usually have to wait 2 or 3 days to see the vod with chatreplay + fullsauce.
It's because vinny plays copyrighted music during the brbs and that automatically disables the vods
They let a few through around Halloween and now they've all been deleted again, they really must hate Vinny for some reason.
Definitely a "fun" surprise to start going through the few Halloween streams that were available from my bookmarks only to come across Twitch's fucking 404 page. I'm seriously wondering if it's some harebrained plot to make his channel look abandoned since the latest available stream is from 23 days ago. I mean, why the hell would they retroactively disable VODs that were already up for weeks?
Joel doesn't stream, so he has no vods to remove.
some tranny janny really hates the guts of vinny and they trying the most minor shit to get his channel suspended, this been happening for years
I have no clue how he draws the ire of these people, hes like one of the most milquetoast streamers by a land slide.
He used to call people fags before twitch days, my guess is some tranny jannie over at Twitch saw one of the old reuploads and had a shit fit.
Probably because he wont say trans rights. We're dealing with a tranny janny anon.
I am pretty surprised he hasn’t been bullied into saying it like Jerma
You gotta ask yourself what kind of person becomes a Twitch janny in the first place. It's inevitably gonna be someone with a lot of time to spare, the terminally online kind. Finally, Twitch's well know for its crooked staff. They'll conveniently turn their eyes away for certain rule breaking actions while cracking down on people that they personally don't like. Now, combine this with internet activism brain rot and you have just the right kind of mentally ill fag that would have a trouble with the one streamer who goes out of his way to *not* pander to anyone and who keeps his content impartial to current events.
>It's inevitably gonna be someone with a lot of time to spare, the terminally online kind.
you can just say tranny you know
Those "people" organize raids over any perceived slight, look into the Sh*nigami Eyes extension.
>Highlights transphobic/anti-LGBT and trans-friendly subreddits/users/facebook pages/groups with different colors.
>It's sometimes difficult to determine at a glance whether a feminist or LGB(T) page is trans-friendly or transphobic. This extension highlights known subreddits, facebook pages, and pages on various other social networks with different colors based on whether they're transphobic or t-friendly.
People used to think the dystopian future would come from the government or people getting too comfortable, it's becoming increasingly apparent to me that people are creating their own dystopia by creating wars for themselves to fight.
I've learned so much this week. Just yesterday I learned there are websites dedicated to finding and grooming vulnerable straight men into transitioning, today I learn about this. This world sucks man.
Wait, what?
I was reading about it on reddit. Apparently there are forums where trannies will literally post the information of men they've met who they believe are vulnerable to be groomed into either fucking trannies or becoming one themselves.
>2001+22
>being surprised by this
Do I really have to post the MGS2 Patriot speech?
It was over before this site came to be.
I hate how everything could be treated as normal, I don't wanna live in a world like this
>look into the Sh*nigami Eyes extension
Fucking lmao
This is literally Hypnospace, these people are living the janny lifestyle
Vinny is a Gankerfag at heart. And you know how tranny jannies work nowadays, they'll find the smallest reason to fuck with the.
Vinny didnt say trans rights
It is widely known inside twitch that vinny ended up in a lot of tranny shitlists. They have been waiting for him to say a no-no for years so they can finally terminate his account.
going after the most vanilla guy on there, while literally doing nothing about twitch essentially being a porn site for kids really doesn't help the "we're not groomers" crowd at all.
>source: my ass
Commercial Chaos mogs every other stream
Who's vinny? You mean pastaman?
your rhythm is crap
did you even say it in your head as you were composing your shitty poem
>Scream into the mic like a demon
>In the Minecraft world I drown in semen
Poetry
>won't play any new yakuza game
>won't finish ac6
>gets annoyed by one guys
Why do you even watch him
Yakuza games are ill-suited for streaming for a number of reasons. The biggest one is that the stories contain so many twists that anyone who misses a stream will be very confused the next time they tune in.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IM HAVING SEX NOW
IN MINECRAAAYYYAAAFT
HAVING SEX
IN MINECRAFT
HAVING S E X
IN MINECRAFT
>Jerma has resorted to playing literal ipad baby games once a month so he can rake in easy money from his audience.
Doesn't Jabroni do this every week?
Yes but its more of a "torture the streamer" type way that android trash was for vinny. Jerma does it because he's too lazy to do anything else and needs to cash in his monthly resubs with minimal effort.
remember to check out ludwig's upcoming annoying homosexual event!
I cannot stand Ludwig, had to stop watching a lot of jerma stuff cause he's always around.
hes been on like 3 different streams over the course of 4 years
3 too many
It could be worse. Vinny has resorted to playing games with fucking Gianni Mafagrano of all people. Gianni constantly talks over everyone else doing shit impressions and blasting his soundboard to hog all the attention.
This is probably just cope, but I also feel deep down Jerma hates the majority of his audience. He's a nearly 40 year old man trying to entertain 10k literal children that are all constantly fighting for his attention, there's no way that wouldn't annoying him at least a little. I miss the 2016/2017 days when he was streaming to like 1k people who were all mostly around his age playing weird games in a closet in Boston. Those streams were comfy as shit. I wish I could find another streamer who makes content like this but I don't think there's an audience for it anymore.
I don't think it's archived anywhere but in his chat after the stream where he first floated the idea of a soft retirement he specifically said that part of the motivation was so that the community could "cool down" or something like that
>Vinny has resorted to playing games with fucking Gianni Mafagrano of all people.
Check Criken and his friends
I haven't thought about criken and Co since like 2013 but I'm just going to assume they are the gayest fucks in the world now
No I meant
> I wish I could find another streamer who makes content like this but I don't think there's an audience for it anymore.
well I wasn't expecting praise for them
I'll watch something today while I work. Do they still do cringe RP in every game while that tomato guy screams everything? fuck imagine doing that for 10 years
I think they're no longer friends with tomato and he got a different group of friends now, haven't seen them streaming together in a long time
Criken and friends do roleplay in games, which basically means doing stupid voices while not actually playing the game. Same stuff as BedBananas does now instead of actually funny things.
I tried watching Criken play Zomboid fairly recently. I thought he was entertaining, but the people he was playing with were the must insufferable homosexuals ever. Most of the guys were tolerable, the problem was the women. I don't understand why female streamers can't just be normal people. All of them have some sort of stupid character persona they put on when they stream. One of the women did this super obnoxious breathy ara ara anime girl voice, and the other did the usual high pitched squeaky egirl VTuber voice. I had to turn the stream off once it became clear they were never going to shut up.
I have a theory as to why jerma got so big that few years
it's because youtube kept recommending me his videos and livestreams back when he first started to frequently livestream
I always thought to myself "oh it's jerma I haven't watched him since his tf2 videos" but I never clicked on it, nor anything jerma related
jerma won the lottery in terms of getting free publicity from youtube's algorithm
>this is why Jerma got popular, not his face becoming a meme associated with the single most popular game in the entire world for several months
jerma was popular before amogus memes, I was getting those videos recommended to me also.
I mean it's just 2 anons personal stories but I think those memes were a direct result of him winning the algorithm lottery
the youtube recommendation was the spark, the shitty meme was the explosion
i've been going through the ster/jerma archive channel this past week and old jerma had so much soul and he played a lot more shitty or wacky and fun games now it's just
>i'm old and in pain and retired and shilling for that fag ludwig oh here's a trash ipad game i'll play for 1 hour and then leave
Jerma's streams have gotten so bad it's ridiculous, it's pretty clear that he hates his new audience and they are the reason he went into "soft-retirement" in the first place.
I'm gonna be honest, a part of me feels like the "soft retirement" thing was Ludwig's idea in some way.
I believe this completely despite there being no evidence
HAVING SEX
IN MINECRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>shed.mov
I fucking hate Joel nowadays and had to unsubscribe to him after 10 years right after he mourned Tongo (I swear he forgot about Aniki, it just doesn't add up). I don't understand why people still like him. His jokes and what he streams seems like a far cry from what he used to stream. It baffles me Ganker likes stuff like VotV when that game was essentially made for nu-Joel. He's litterly appealing to teenagers and children and I fucking hate it and don't understand his appeal nowadays. It's almost like he forgot his past, lost the thick Swedish accent, and went full hog towards appealing to teens. Seriously, this guy has lost it and I don't get why people like him nowadays.
Feels like he just doesn't give a shit anymore. Every stream ends with some empty promise that everybody knows hes not gonna keep, yet he still acts obligated to do anyways.
Unlike vinny and jerma however I don't think joel can just fuck off forever with his money or another side hobby. He has his band sure but its mostly just shitpost metal music, at least vinny could play dad rock at bars if he wanted some extra cash on the side.
>It baffles me Ganker likes stuff like VotV
>when that game was essentially made for nu-Joel
>He's litterly appealing to teenagers and children
>I fucking hate it and don't understand his appeal nowadays
You were so close to getting it, anon. Ganker is nothing but teenagers and children these days. If it wasn't for the slight bit of gatekeeping the few remaining adults on this board do, Ganker would be full of threads about FNAF lore, Deltarune ships, backrooms horror games, and god knows what else. This whole website is beyond saving but Ganker is one of the worst boards out there.
The reality is we're not the target audience for streamers anymore. The target audience are kids, and streamers are to adapt their personalities to meet the needs and expectations of that younger audience. I don't know how old you are, but I'm 28. I spent my university years watching people like Jerma, Joel, and Vinny while up late studying. It was nice. But now I can barely stomach anything they do, it's totally alien to me.
well said anon.
I'm glad I'm not alone fellow 28 bro. All the content I grew up with went to complete shit it's insane
As 28 year old as well, I still don't mind him and Joel. Their not in the way and doesn't beg for attention like 98% of all let's players/streamers/Podcasters/vtubers. I've been following them for 10 yrs and never once bought a sub. They're great white noise when I'm playing my own games. I like that they stand by their Ganker roots and stay out of tranny shit. Are they perfect gaming entertainment? No, but because everyone else is such shit, I still don't mind them.
The first few VotV streams were alright when it seemed the game was actually going to be a spooky horror sandbox sort of game. The the dev went full trannymode and things started to go downhill very fast.
I think Vinny hates his audience more than Jerma does. Many seem to think Vinny is some hipster cool guy and try to force their politics on to him
Vinny's pretty open about finding some parts of his chat fucking obnoxious at least and will call chat members out if they say something especially stupid, Jerma just keeps pandering to them. I think Vinny's been pretty boring lately but at least he still has a bit of a fucking spine.
Vinny is at his best when playing what he wants, rather it be shitpost games or actual games. That recent mk8 video on the full sauce channel made me realise he absolutly loathes playing with other people. That homosexual with the soundboard needs to die.
>he specifically said that part of the motivation was so that the community could "cool down"
I feel bad for him. If his plan is to go silent for a year, even a few years, then come back to a smaller audience, that's never going to happen. He's canonized himself as more than a streamer. He's become an entire meme that's going to take years for people to forget.
>That homosexual with the soundboard needs to die.
That was Gianni
I feel like he's only ever comfortable with Jerma, Ross, Hackerling, and the rare streams he does with other old Vinesauce members. Outside of them his interactions feel really forced and awkward.
He's okay with Criken
Oh yeah him too, it's been a while so I almost forgot.
him interacting with most people feels like someone trying to mask their autism
>Have a normalfag friend you like hanging out with
>Normalfag always invites all his annoying friends too
>Too autistic to tell him not too
Vinny is litteraly me
It's hard to tell with Vinny since being a bit of a mopey downer is part of his online personality, but I wouldn't be surprised if you're right.
He's unhinged and unpredictable, for better or worse. The toilet humor is hit or miss but he does get creative about it and it's refreshing when everybody else is doing fetish and porn addiction jokes.
He described himself as a manchild recently when he realized everyone in his close friend group were already parents, that might be why you don't like him anymore
I have noticed that he's been talking more about life in general lately. Like how he's been going to the gym and how it prioritizes the time he could be streaming to do that. I think time has finally snuck up him, and he's realizing he hasn't done much or that nothing has really changed in over a decade.
Hell, in a recent stream he mentioned something about living in the same apartment (which is apparently a room he rents or something) for years because it's been cheap. I'm sure living in the same tiny space making a living off of appeasing chat is draining. I think he's honestly tired of streaming but relies too much off of feedback or playing off of chat to do offline videos instead. Either that or he doesn't have anything else he could do for an income. It's kinda sad really because I've always enjoyed his streams and he seems like he's a cool dude when not giving into chat.
If joel wasn't streaming he'd probably be working at swedish mcdonalds. I don't think he has any skillset or higher education beyond his metal music. Which good luck making seriously money out of that.
I suspect he got dumped by a girl he was seeing for a few years, but to be honest pretty much every dude in his 30s gets into this mindset once they just start getting tired of videogames
I didn't even know he was seeing someone. I just assumed he was a forever-alone-but-that's-okay kind of guy because I never noticed him ever talking about relationships. But then again, it's not like I watch every video or stream or really pay attention to anything outside of that.
Poor guy if true.
Joel and vinny intentionally avoid talk about relationships, doubly so after the cancel attempt on vinny happened. Vinny would sometimes talk about ex girlfriends, but he hasn't even done that in years.
then you've got mike who talks about his ex girlfriend who named her tits after the japanese cities that got nuked
>He described himself as a manchild recently
>that might be why you don't like him anymore
That doesn't make sense. People here would relate to him and like him more because of that. Not dislike him.
Joel's been pretty soulless for years tbh. It felt like the last time he did a long running series because he actually had fun playing a game was Spelunky HD
It sounds like you just grew out of it.
fren
What are your favorite Joel streams?
Signal Simulator
I go back to Oblivion once or twice a year now.
The Ballad of Bogan is just too strong.
Meme house and gta streams (both 4 and SA) are so fucking kino, games that let Joel be wild and use his bizarrely good timing are great
morrowind, oblivion, signal simulator, basically any streams that he actually sticks to and gets really into while caring about his character and gets into the groove about random shit
as much as it is a babby's first introduction to Joel, Windows destruction is always a classic
Brazilian Mario Bootlegs
MDickie games. Hope he carries on doing that school one. Just incase he's watching.
new vod from the last 24hrs for old school
Vice City... i wonder if those streams are still up somehwere
Oh and the Facade and Rollercoaster Tycoon streams
didnt vinny play a shit ton of exe games a long time ago?
vinny>>>>>>>joel
JOEL I KNOW YOU LURK HERE
PLAY SPORE
Jimmy
What went wrong?
This is Joel. This is what he is.
For me? It's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbksFFpniuc
For me? Its https://youtu.be/-Psot8Aati4?si=e9gekLuGCVFbUywm
Take the Marco pill
https://www.twitch.tv/marco23p
This post is advertising or begging.
WTF this thread isn't about sex in Minecraft????
I want a refund
Remember when Joel was supposed to do a snowgrave run in Deltarune?
Expecting joey to do anything is just setting yourself up for disappointment.
This. It's a miracle that he finished Yume Nikki at all.
All I want is Joel to play Silent Hill 2. 3, and 4.
Stupid boomer grandma
You're so old, you don't even play Minecraft
Stupid bitch, you don't even know Notch
Bitch, die, die, die
I wanna have sex in Minecraft
Oh my god, having sex now
In Minecraft blegh
Uaaahhh
Ahh, ahh
HAVING SEX IN MINECRAFTuh
ma'am, your son clearly isn't mature enough to handle this
A perfect song doesn't exis-
I heard this remix yesterday and it's surprisingly well done
Terrible. I wrote better lyrics when I was a teenager.
sweaty this is a musical thread about minecraft
maybe read a book...
>replying to the ai sloppa mass reply bot
for shame
I-I cant I'm so horny for janny (female)
you're also making me horny for janny... but I bet janny is a girl (male)
imagine hxr femcock
Don't give in, anon. Jannies never bathe, and unwashed pussy can reach fatal stench levels. Combining those two with dog smell will literally make you force vomit and run away the second she takes off her disgusting off-color panties
I'm getting horny at this wtf
she looks like she has sex with off topic posters
Before this thread gets deleted or the spammer gets banned for spamming, or both, just wanna say I can't wait until we get an uncucked AI model like DALL-E 3.
why is she in school?
When you think about it, blue boards are like special ed classes
When red boards are more like this
It really is wild how we got /vt/ before a proper e-celeb board.
The only reason we got /vt/ is because tranny mods who run offtopic generals on /vg/ were malding that Vtards were pushing them off the page
Ai naggers have no right to complain about generals
>people posting about guys playing video games are the problem
>not the person currently spamming AI generated furfag slop
Strange how that's the way your priorities are organized on a board about video games.
Why would it be 4 years for that to happen? We got Stable Diffusion and the NovelAI leak only a few months after DALL-E 2 came out.
tbh Stable Diff is shit tier compared to DALL-E3. It's really a giant leap. I personally believe that they will need more time to make it even better
>NOOO don't post offtopic in my tranny e-celeb thread
lmao
Well yeah DALL-E 3 is a fucking huge leap forward, that doesn't mean it's going to take years for the less-cucked versions to catch up. DALL-E 1 was also shit-tier compared to DALL-E 2 but it only took us a few months to catch up to that.
>I love my gimped AI over the one where you can put shiggy diggy into blade runner
perish
Is 2023 even real? The hell is this comment? This website is fucking dead.
I don't usually like shitposts but "Sex in Minecract" is a masterpiece.
>Jerma
>Vinny
>Oney
How the fuck does anyone fond these guys funny?
Their entire shtick is "I say le random mildly offensive shit and pretend am dumb XD".
Literally Rick & Morty tier garbage.
ok VR00N
i don't know about jerma or oney but vinny was much better a decade ago on chatango
Vinnys appeal is all the weird shit he plays, hes at his worst when its a prerecorded video alone and he's just talking about dad rock and star trek.
I like listening to Vinny talk about music.
>muh beatles
>muh pink floyd
>muh beach boys
shut the fuck up vinny
Yeah Vinny playing a bunch of big releases this year has been really boring. He's always had some mixed in but it's been especially bad this year. Hoping he goes back to mixing in more obscure and indie stuff soon instead of leaving that to Sundays only.
his prerecorded shit is really fucking shit, i understand why he does it for some games because chat would ruin it, but most of the time he could just streamed it no problem
Vinny's literally always talked about music and I've never got that complaint, it's a major interest of his and he's literally in a band so of course he'd talk about it.
I don't have an issue with him talking about it, but without a chat or anyone to keep him focused he sort of just rambles while he's walking in circles lost instead of paying attention to the game.
Rimworld season 1 vs season 2 is a good example.
Sad he got cancelled in the middle of rimworld season 2. Wish he played with ideology on.
I think he actually said recently that he's going to do more Rimworld
I hate how he prerecords everything that isn't the latest AAA shit you've already seen a million times
Why is he even still streaming at this point? This era of vinny is fucking dogshit. Dude needs to just go live his life. Maybe he's addicted to the attention at this point.
>Why is he even still streaming at this point?
Probably because he makes a decent living from playing video games a couple hours each week? It's not exactly the most taxing job. He definitely doesn't have enough money to suddenly drop streaming if he lives anywhere close to the NYC metro area unless he wants to get a real job. I don't blame him, I'd keep milking the cow until it was a shriveled husk if I were Vinny. And I say that as someone who still enjoys like 50% of his content.
I don't want him turning into jerma or joel or rev or whoever just fucking going through the motions I liked him being an actual functioning human being
Sunday streams are still fun.
>dID THE DEVS REALLY TWITTER A NOBODY STREAMER WHY ARE DEVS NOT HIRING VOICE ACTORS AND GIVING ALL THEIR ATTENTION TO ECEBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
someone in this thread, any second from now
It's weird that this is called the "Flying Lotus copypasta" and that it's supposedly dated to 2012, but I remember seeing the exact same copypasta but with Thom Yorke around 2010.
On topic posters, we fucking won
AItroon thread derailers seething
>Its another 'Joel takes 30 minutes to do a bit, and then goes on a 15 minute break'.
Unrelated. Its crazy how Vinny's absence let Jabroni Mike become just as popular as Both him and Joel. The dude is pretty funny when he's doing a joined stream with Joel/Rev/Fred but holy fucking shit how does anyone manage to watch him by himself? Its like every stream he's having a gay love spat with chat.
I miss Panoots...
>gay love spat with chat
I'd watch him if it wasn't 6 hours a day of this. He has his moments but you can't just chill with an obnoxious voice like that in the background all day.
Pikmin 4 was my breaking point.
>Chat says something memey
>Mike takes offense to it and is vocal about how thats a shitty thing chat said
>Waits
>Mike then asks why none of the mods has done anything about the dude not being timed out
>Then goes on a half an hour rant about having to get new moderators who actually do their job on stream
>One moderator calls him out on his bullshit and he tries to backpeddle before just telling that mod to shut the fuck up.
That sounds pretty funny, on the rare occasion I'm in chat I'm usually trying to set him off.
I opened this nigga's stream one time and he was paused in Isaac bitching and moaning that people were 'acting weird' in his discord. I think maybe he doesn't understand that if you act like a weird degenerate you attract weird degenerates
That sounds funny in the gmod rp argument kind of way, but that must be a total fucking slog to sit through if you just want to watch pikmin
>he has a trooncord
Any consequence of that is his own. Dude sounds like he has no idea how the internet works
I like Mike when he gets the down the rabbit hole guy on. Those two have a fun dynamic
fat nuts? yeah good streams
>the only ever recorded 3 episodes of the Warrens
It's over. Fredrick Numbnuts is the most tolerably furry I've ever encountered.
>Its like every stream he's having a gay love spat with chat.
Because this is zoomer humor, ie. a bunch of teenagers who were molested as kids forcing their totally alien gay fetishes onto grown men. See: Jerma being convinced to dress up in a skirt and cat ears (which his tranny viewers still demand more of).
>people unironically watch the vtuber
Lime chat members are the most obnoxious ones who keep bleeding into other streams
I hate those fake uwu voices they all do. The VR streams will all of them start to make my ears hurt after a while.
Is it like a voice filter or something? I've never heard a girl who sounds like that IRL, and I can't imagine it's good for their vocal chords if it's an impression.
Hard to say, on some its probably a filter but on others I think they talk in a higher pitched voice.
Nyanners has been doing it for over a decade and still hasn't fried her vocal cords.
Watching anyone play a game you could be playing is cancer. Just play the game nigga. Stop replacing real people with an online personality you pretend is your friend.
I only came into this thread because I was hoping to talk about minecraft mods, but you homosexuals can't stop talking about retard ecelebs who would castrate themselves on cam if it made enough money.
I watch them because otherwise I wouldn't find out about stuff like MDickie games
I'm convinced at least 80% of VTuber viewers are severely autistic. I can't fathom how any adult with fully developed brain could watch what is essentially a Nickelodeon's children's show for hours every day and live with their actions.
I used to like Limes but I can't tolerate the uguu voice she does now
Based vtubers making Ganker subhumans seethe. Hope Vinny keeps inviting them to salt the wound more.
>I hope Vinny tortures himself further just to piss off people who disagree with me!
You okay, anon? Have a bad day at saturday detention?
I just really don't respect any here at all. 99% of anyone here can barely qualify as human beings in behavior nor intelligence. The schadenfreude from getting the subhumans here mad and angry all the time is immaculate. I also do things like false-flag as leftys in other threads(even for things I don't care about) just for anons to seethe like mad.
I mean that's kind of funny but pissing into an ocean of piss stopped being all that fun for me a long time ago. I'd rather just have a real discussion amongst the shitposting because the entire internet now has all the vitriol of Ganker with none of the fun
It didnt used to be this way. It used to be a smaller, less fake, stream where someone who was actually decent at games just shot the shit and talked about animals and whatnot.
But it got more fake as time went on. Fake voice replaced the real voice, became too heckin wholesome due to simps, and then the vtuber cancer showed up.
So it's pretty unwatchable now.
Jesus you weren't kidding
>7 years ago
?si=5f1h_enHozrMSp5Y
>Today
Why do they do this?
Money
Oh you sweet summer child
Do you have any idea how many lonely people with access to the internet there are in the modern age?
Vtubers make fucking bank off these people
It's weird because she outright admits that she does the Vtuber thing for money, it was literally part of the introduction skit she made with it. I don't get how people can possibly be that fucking lonely, even in the context of regular Vtubers but especially in the context of one that's just as overtly perverse as always and openly admits that she's doing it for the money.
I don't actually think they're making that money at all, she is probably just scraping by, that desperate 'investment' into her new vtuber model.
Nah, I see limes emotes fucking everywhere.
2998 subs on her main page right now, (2998 * 5)/2 = $7495 a month.
Limes has the maximum number of partner emote slots which means she's making at least $17,500/month. jesus fucking christ
You dont lose emote slots when the subs relapse tho. So at one point she had enough to unlock those and likely no longer does but has already earned them.
There's also the subathon shit she does so it was likely one timers getting gifted subs that expired.
I don't know if partner and affiliate emote slots stack but if they do then this number
is probably accurate, I was thinking maybe that was the count since she started whatever campaign but it's probably just her total
Did you miss the twitch leak on everyone's data? vinny and joel were making 7 to 13k a month at a time when they barely streamed once a week
>I don't get how people can possibly be that fucking lonely
Socializing is dead. There is profit to be had in monetizing the social needs of the human brain, so the internet was hijacked by corporations and the population was slowly coerced into moving their real life to a digital playground.
60%+ of young adult males under 30 are single. Almost all teenagers and adults under 20 are addicted to short bursts of dopamine that apps like Tiktok and Youtube provides. Every single person under 18 is growing up with their eyes glued to a digital screen.
People like you and me are an outlier. And even then I must admit I sometimes watch streamers to quench the loneliness.
I'd go offline, but there is no one to talk to.
Thank you for your useless commentary, person who has no idea what he's talking about.
Seriously, does it ever occur to you that you don't have to have an opinion on things you know nothing about?
Her voice was a lot cuter back then, damn. How much of a shut-in nerd do you have to be to think this grating animu shit sounds better than the old one?
>people unironically watch the vtuber
It's not difficult to understand. Vtubers take advantage of the parasocial relationships involving streaming culture and tune them to 11 by having said streamer wear a 2D mask that complements their online persona. Real, flawed women exploiting lonely men by imitating fiction.
>muh sad vulnerable men someone stop those heckin women 🙁
Shut your limp-wristed asses up and stop babying grown-ass adults. If those dudes are that easily taken advantage of, they failed already failed as men. I know there's a lot of failed men here so I understand some of you have sympathy for and relate to them, but still.
I pity them and loathe women who wear fiction as a mask for personal gain.
So what? Life's a bitch and then you die. That's why we get high, because you never know when you're going to go.
Nihilism doesn't make you sound smart, dude.
Vtubers are interesting. You have a mediocre streamer who uses a 3D avatar of a fictional character to complement their fictional persona. It's similar to how people will orbit idols who are, ultimately, actresses pretending to be pure, perfect women. It's tailored to exploit the fuck out of lonely men while taking full advantage of the parassocial relationships and cults of personality when it comes to streamers.
I miss old Jerma. His older streams on average were just naturally more entertaining. I think he was more comfortable stepping to a couple thousand.
I hope he he quits streaming forever and impregnates his hot girlfriend multiple times over. He's earned it, and his new audience deserves nothing.
I think Vinny should exclusively play Nintendo games and nothing else. He sounds like he wants to die if it's not a Mario game. I feel bad for him though, enough people bugged him about the announcement of the Zelda movie that he felt it was necessary to talk about it. But I guess that's what happens when you're the Mario woo hoo guy.
Vinny is a big zeldafag too, but the SMRPG remake comes out next week so he will have plenty of bing bing to keep him happy for a little while.
I want to see him play more older Nintendo games. Those streams are peak comfy.
Offline chat? Like his discord?
>Offline chat? Like his discord?
Nah, his twitch chat when he's not streaming. There's people talking there 24/7
I didn't even know you could talk in a Twitch chat if there wasn't a stream running. What's the point?
I guess it's a discord without an actual discord
He doesn't even seem like he enjoys Mario Wonder. So far he has played the whole game with baby online mode that makes it impossible to die and refused to 100% it even though that would add maybe an extra hour to the game length.
I think he's just in that gamer mindset where you have a lot of games you want to play so you try to get through them quickly
Thoughts on Joel's offline chat?
Full of trannies, I don't recommend it.
why dont you use discord or something? i think he normally enables emote only mode so that he does not have to worry about people going unmoderated
>i think he normally enables emote only mode
that's vinny
>twitch lets you chat while the streamer is offline for more than 5-10 minutes
For what purpose?
BRICK BY BRICK
SUCK MY DICK
Vtuber watto was a good bit.
I had no clue how accurate vinnys impression was until I went back and looked up a clip from episode 1, it sounds really close.
when is joel going to do Isle of Bugsnax?
annoy him about it
votv is so fucking gay now, initially I hoped we'd get another signal simulator tier kino but things went to shitter quickly
this
it became a cesspool for reddit memes and furry shit
The dev literally grooms trannies on his Twitter. He added some tranny's OC as a doll to the game.
describe the doll
I had a screenshot at some point, let me see if I can find it. It's on the dev's Twitter if I can't.
Holy shit I'm glad I went back to his twitter to check, it's gotten so much worse. Literally all this dude does is repost shit from trannies. The tranny I was originally talking about is this Katie person, he retweets literally everything that account posts. The doll is the thing I circled in red, it's the tranny's Twitter avatar.
no wonder he "swapped" kerfus colors
nagger, that's fucking Uzi from Murder Drones
I get that trannies are in your head 24/7 but holy fucking shit dude, touch some grass
>knowing whatever the fuck this is
You must be 18 years or older to post on Ganker.org.
Don't worry, you'll learn that you're allowed to like things that you enjoy when you grow older.
>cartoon for literal children
>touch grass
>[x] is in your head
are you 14
>weeehhhh i don't like game because my favorite twitch streamer plays it too often!
>weeehhh a game that is not catering to my personal values is popular on the deep-sea crab breeding forum i browse 24/7!
>weeehhh literal nobodies i never heard nor will ever hear from again describe themselves as asexual or whatever the fuck is the rage these days!
>wweeehhhh it's not me, it's everyone else that has become unfunny!
>weeeehhhhh people are enjoying things i don't like!
This entire thread is filled with manchildren. Even the ponyfags over at /mlp/ are more mature than you retards.
kinda proved his point my dear nagger homosexual tranny
oh well better luck next meltie
If you were expecting anything else from a person calling himself "Mr. Dr. Nose" you haven't been on the internet for long enough
VotV is better than Signal Simulator in all ways except atmosphere. Joel just needs to ignore his retarded chat and play the game his way.
from gameplay perspective yes, it is absolutely superior
arirals/argemia/memes are unfixable at this point
i'm sorry, but I just don't feel scared when I see an anthropomorphic cat alien
You literally don't know they're anthro cat aliens unless you look on the internet. You never see them and you only hear them meow once at like day 37. Even their posters don't look like the in-game model. Stop crying.
>Even their posters don't look like the in-game model.
it looks retarded on posters
it looks retarded if you see the model
it's not scary the moment you realize the arirals are pretty much harmless
new upgraded kerfus looks retarded too
i'd love a job like signal simulator
>alone
>drink coffee and watch videos and play old games on your laptop while scanning for signals
>once a day take the golfcart to fix the servers
>get paid
I thought this is what being a night shift security guard would be like and then got fired a month in because they actually expected me to sit there with nothijg, not even a book, and watch CCTV screens of literally nothing until 6am for min wage
My brothers night guard job was letting cars in/out so he was able to read/games/whatever.
Sorry you rolled psycho bosses
VotV isn't really interesting to watch anymore. Joel is too ADD to engage in all the little micromanagement features the dev keeps inserting into the game. Like we're lucky if joel even bunkers down in the main room and actually scans for signals for any longer than like half an hour, now he has to clean and cook and craft and not pet maxwell to hard and ignore the chat trying to spoil him on literally everything in the game. It's just grating to watch.
I swear Jole is aware of this as he didn't stream VotV for a long time now
So is the game too memey and retarded and it kills the scare factor or are they removing what makes the game actually fun? the votv threads seemed so fucking mad and claimed the game was dying when they found out the kerfus got a design change that actually make fits with the esthetic of the game.
The game's dev was the one having a fit, not the thread. Everything removed was actually put behind a math problem in the options. But that's gone now, and fitting robot design was added as a skin for it.
>tfw i'm making a signal simulator type game with a metal gear solid/x-files spin but it's too early to show off
Godspeed, Anon.
It's actually sickening how much of a Nintendo-cultist Vinny is. He would play their games day -7 if he could. If they had a presentation at 7 AM, he would 90% likely unironically wake up to watch it if he could. I don't know what Nintendo is doing to make adults like this, but it needs to be investigated. Because it's not normal.
he grew up with nintendo, i would do the same if the franchises i love as a kid didn't went to shit nowadays
It's basically the same with Disney people. Vinny grew up with it, and if Nintendo stuff wasn't a big deal to him, he wouldn't have made an edited Mario mushroom is profile picture for years.
So what's the difference between the main channel and the "Mini Highlights" channel on Youtube?
They're both channels where the VODs get edited and cut into mini highlights, I don't see a difference
minis are done by a very dedicated (autistic) fan who's better at making joey videos than joey himself
Mini Highlights are unofficial, Joel should've hired him long ago.
Main channel is edited by an adhd diabetic perfectionist weasel man and therefore will take 7 months to produce one video.
Why so many homosexuals been asking him to play VotV lately?
It's this some discord raid shit?
because a lot of people like it and he hasn't streamed it in a while
1) It's been a while.
2) There is a cool in-game event that happens when it's the 24th on the PC calendar.
list your favorite streams
>signal simulator
>bugsnax
>microsoft flight sim, fly to brazil
Hypnospace outlaw.
duendes are real
wish he did more of these, they're dangerously soulful
The day any of them starts a family I might consider the rope
I'll get back to you after I've knocked up Limes.
I couldn't care less about her
>Not imakuni
>Limes
who watches this
and why
Weebs
brain rot
She's actually good at video games compared to Vinny and Joel. But she's not as funny as Vinny, so I watch her less. Don't watch Joel at all though because I'm not mentally 10 years old.
I find her avatar hot but I'm not really attracted to how she actually looks, and just because I like her avatar doesn't mean I'll watch that vtuber shit. I feel like you have to be legitimately mentally stunted to watch hours and hours of someone just because you're attracted to a virtual avatar. I'd fuck it 6 ways to Sunday though,
It's just more streaming content for people who are interested, but with a pretty anime girl filter over it. I think it's fair to say you'd fuck the design but wouldn't watch the content.
Didnt her nudes leak at one point, israelitegle gives me nothing.
Yes, wayyyyyy back in the day, like the chatango days.
>Implying anyone who looks like this would even touch the ugly subhumans who browse this site
You guys here really have to lower your goals and standards. Go for what's actual possible for and suits you. Like fat chicks at Walmart,
Wait, is she a hapa? Gross, nevermind.
You can hear the hapa through the bongspeak and she explicitly said her mother's chinese on a mario kart stream
got to be the most 5/10 I've ever seen.
5/10 is 8/10 now due to inflation of simps.
>Actually this normal-looking attractive person is a 5/10. Wouldn't bang.
All this Chad-larping and high-standards having cope died long ago when it was revealed what you guys look like.
10/10 in bongland
didnt joel do a stream where he played on a Ganker server? i think it was picrel, but i might be wrong
>Jerma lost evetything that made him fun to watch and now just plays mainstream shit while pandering his retarded fanbase
>Vinny is half dead and his stream consist of him doing funny noises so his underaged viewers don't die of dopamine withdrawal
>Joel only streams once per decade, and 9 times out of 10 it's VotV where nothing fucking happens
>everone else is unfunny or a felon
>Vinny is half dead
I'm honestly surprised he still manages to keep the spectacle at all
Like he's a 40 year old single dude streaming bing bing wahoo daily, that's unironically a heavy burden
>>Joel only streams once per decade, and 9 times out of 10 it's VotV where nothing fucking happens
Does he hate his fanbase? More than that, does he hate himself? I've been wondering about this. He's a genuinely pretty funny guy but instead of engaging with shit he actually enjoys (ie check his Battletoads stream and how joyous he sounded there), he decides to play the most insipid, god-awful crap, and stuff that he obviously does not like (all those indie games that he's legally not allowed to criticize, or, even worse, FNAF).
I lost all faith in Jerma when I saw him streaming with Hasan.
also
>the absolute state of GPM
In Jerma's defense, they were paid to stream that game together. It's widely remembered as one of his worst streams of all time, if not the worst stream ever due to the total lack of chemistry between them.
What happened to GPM again? Didn't he try to sabotage the entirety of the group?
>his husband
>banned from a content creators' Minecraft server he once moderated for
Janitors are truly the most persecuted class
I thought he completed fabricated a Vinny Groominh scandal? Do we know how that panned out? Did Kiwifarms managed to dog up the dox or something? Or do we still not know Vinny/GPM’s full names?
who cares
Me cause its funny to see an actual groomer get busted and sued to shit for making false allegations about someone
Joel has been streaming pretty regularly since coming back from editing the best of 2022 video but it probably won't be long before he fucks off and streams once a month again
https://files.catbox.moe/wg37yt.png
I ain't clickin that shit nigga
I looked, its just a weird vargfren
This won't even embed for me so I'm not going to bother.
Simpleflips bros we eatin' good.
fucking 14 hours on Lost Levels
Crazy how the motherfucker is still doing 17 hour long streams and shit.
probably helps that he's lost like 200lbs too, still looks like an ogre but good for him
>google "simpleflips lost weight"
>half of the images are articles about sam bankman fried
HUHH
what a specimen
holy fucking honker
Is he gonna get his nasty little israeli Princess now?
I'm not a fat fuck but just curious, how did he do it and why? Besides the obvious diet and exercise crap.
By gaming REALLY hard. Mario 64 hacks can really do a number on your well being.
ozempic, obviously
>weight loss
>expensive
bro just eat less
Who are you quoting?
He ate less and exercised. If you really keep to a routine you can lose as much as 10 lbs a month safely, that's 120 lbs a year. You don't even have to exercise if you eat at a deficit that's significantly less than your resting metabolic rate.
>how did he do it
>besides the diet and exercise crap
yes.
He got a personal trainer that told him to eat celery
>celery
oh so that's why his whole town ran out of celery
When you're that fat you can just not eat anything, or very little, for a few months, live and lose a fuck ton of weight
>lost all that weight
>still has skinny ass arms
>didn't lift enough to go bearmode
what a shame
This looks shopped what the fuck. His facial features look so big compared to actual shape of his head. Actual uncanny.
It's funny how his weightless really sped up after the drama hiatus that he had.
Did he realize that Internet BPD whores are fucking insane and now wants to score some real world pussy?
>made a bing wahoo hack for competition
>wanted to discuss level design/code for hack
>simple's discord is full of tranies
>tranies that will use even the tiniest excuse to throw shit at kaze
>remain an outsider
discord was truly a mistake
>tranies that will use even the tiniest excuse to throw shit at kaze
qrd? what's "wrong" with kaze
things like
>his games are not good
>he doesn't about level design
>ackshually he didn't revolutionize/improved romhacking
>i don't care if he's good, he's not a GOD okay?!
never been to the discord myself but from the small bit of Kaze I've seen elsewhere, he's incredibly talented and knows it and makes sure to let others know that he's talented.
Just comes off as kind of an up his own ass dick. Can't deny dude is incredibly talented though.
>watch him awhile back
>see his arms
>physically cringe in fear because my eldest sister was a fucking skeleton at one point due to anorexia; thought she would've just dropped dead one day because of it
I know I shouldn't be making comparisons but I just feel physically distressed seeing people with thin arms or bodies for that matter, skeleton looking people scare me.
Yeah, he looks uncanny. Hopefully he just uses the discipline he gained from the weight loss to go to the fucking gym or something.
C _ _ _ _
unny
I've been posting in this thread all day. I really enjoyed talking with you guys about our shared interests. This board is pretty nice when everyone is being somewhat civil.
off-topic threads are usually the best ones in my experience.
Off-topic threads on Ganker are the best threads on the catalog.
Vinny keeps mentioning the idea of a game jam, I think it would be pretty fun. Just make his mods do it (for free) to filter out all the weirdos.
I think one of the biggest cancers of modern streaming and video content involving video games is when people ironically play shitty, broken games when they already know they're going to be awful. Like Gollum and Kong. You could have just played a good game instead.
I agree, although I hate watching streamers play super polished AAA games just as much. The best type of games to stream are the ones made by small teams that clearly have a tone of passion put into them and are full of weird quirks you don't find in big budget games. Stuff like Signal Simulator. Even Bugsnax was entertaining to watch Vinny play even though I think that game is AIDS by itself.
its amazing that this basedbeard is still the best streamer on the internet
dudes commentary is godly, he makes any game look way better than it is, his series on gollum was the funniest shit because he has some crazy attention to detail
that fucking Behind The Tears marathon stream nearly suffocated me to death multiple times i was laughing so hard
Who? Unironically actually, the gollum breakdown seems interesting
tearofgrace (main channel)
tearofdisgrace (stream channel)
i recommend watching his binding of isaac and dark souls stuff first
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRFpEtUmYzVKWdqItUdUXtf-JJn6f45sQ&si=2m8KbMpeKBdYinxj
>Vinny does Mario Kart stream with friends
>friends include Gianna, Hacker or Limes
Fucking kill me, the trifecta of voices that make me want slit a whore’s throat, especially annoying since Limes just constantly says sexual stuff cause he’s thirsty for Vinny’s cock
>especially annoying since Limes just constantly says sexual stuff cause he’s thirsty for Vinny’s cock
She'll have to get through Hackerling first.
How old is hacker anyway? I don’t want Vinny to get cancelled again.
IIRC she's in her early 20s. She claims to be "asexual" but I don't believe that shit is real for a moment.
I just hope someone doesn’t catch feelings while the other party doesn’t reciprocate and they start feeling vindictive.
Asexual is just a cope girls use because they're ready to get off the carousel early. The only ones I've seen that use it IRL are omega whores who burnt their dopamine receptors out too quick.
In my experience it's how girls on the internet try and shake weirdos off of them.
>Girls used to just say they were gay, didn't work
>Now say they feel no sexual attraction to anything at all, still doesn't work
I wonder what's next
>I'm a MtF lesbian
Hacker's ass belongs to Mike, they probably shagged in Vegas already
The track record of Vinny cucking Mike every time makes me believe the contrary
I don't mind Hacker's voice because it's actually her voice and she's on record saying it pisses her off that her voice sounds like that. You can tell it's authentic because she doesn't slip out of it even when she's surprised by something.
Yeah Hacker's a weird case, she basically has the voice Vtubers make but she fucking hates it.
She should use a voice changer to make it LESS obnoxious
I’m a coombrain? You clearly stalked her because you developed an e-crush. So do paint your armour white or is it just the material it’s made of?
Limes has a fiance. I know you're a Ganker virgin porn-addict who's also severely mentally-ill and won't ever understand this, but a man and a woman can, in-fact, be associates/friends without their being romantic-undertones.
I'm her fiance, thanks for sticking up for her. You can hit anytime you want my nigga, just lemme know.
Fake, her fiance looks like this.
he cute
Funny, but no really. You guys really do need to understand that because I know majority here are massive coomers and spergs. The types who fantasize about the rest of their lives with the local grocery-store clerk because she was nice to them, and touched hands accidentally when she handed them the receipt.
I know you're right, some of the stuff I read here makes me want to kill myself. I'm glad I was raised with my parents present in my life.
Me too. I mean I still clearly have some problems since I even browse here in the first place, but compared to about majority of the psychopaths here, I'm as normal as a person can be and I'm glad I haven't gotten that bad.
Are you underage? Having a fiance doesn't stop you from being a thirsty obnoxious loser
>fiance
fucking whore, unsubbed
what are some good streamers
demolition_d+
DNOpls
Mike "Mike "Mike Ross" Ross" Ross
is Demo still a raging alcoholic?
Yes but not to the point of vomiting in his whiskey glass and nearly chopping off his fingers anymore
He still drinks more than he probably should but he's been working on his health and it's nice to hear him talk about it, he seems very happy going for walks and shit
I legit started getting back into shape again because demo did, guess I look up to him for some insane, undiscoverable reason
I find him talking about his health and the things he enjoys very influential, I think it's because he's charismatic but also kind of the quintessential ennui filled loser who lost his whole youth to Ganker and stupid internet shit in a very relatable way
demo is kinda boring, I liked his youtube videos but his actual streams are just him bumbling around drunk for 4 hours on monster hunter.
I like MoonMoon. Find him funny. Also pretends to have a wife and son. He also autistically fixates on one game sometimes to the point he'll play it for like almost a month. He's also kind of a liberal/centrist. So if that bothers you, you likely won't like him.
This is the only VTuber I'm a fan of. She rebranded herself into a goth/ghost girl last month.
twitch.tv/eros
for me it's that one who flashes her panties and they have lil cat ears on them, koumariya i think she was called
twitch.tv/qzeq
His VODS are exclusively on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/@qzeqVODS
that's your channel isn't it?
it's one of several filters that keeps their community small its pretty comfy
>HAHAHAHA get it guys the joke is SEX
>I'm so HORNY I love to talk about SEX and PORN
>Did you get the joke guys?? It's an innuendo about having SEX do you get it??
I hate furfags and VTubers so much it's unreal. At least I can take solace in knowing most of these freaks will be behind bars in a few years time.
>HAHAHAHA get it guys the joke is SEX
>I'm so HORNY I love to talk about SEX and PORN
>Did you get the joke guys?? It's an innuendo about having SEX do you get it??
Lol that's literally what this board does 24/7.
I know a good streamer, and I'm not telling you who he is called, because you guys will ruin him in a year
GRANDMA IS DEAD
i've tried watching Mike so many times, i just cant do it, just saying the word "Cum" isnt funny after the millionth time.
I watched his Deltarune Chapter 2 stream back when it was new. He is hard to listen to, and his opinion on Berdly told me everything I needed to know about him.
what does he think about Berdly?
He fucking hates him.
heckin incel chud
Vinny is playing dead space remake rn
>AAA remake
>Then bing bing wahoo #592
Meh, I'll wait until tomorrow to tune in.
I'm watching 🙂
post them bases
here is mine anon, I am stuck in pinch as I don't know what else to make as anymore. Been like this over two years now. I boot up minecraft and then walk around my base for about 20 minutes and then exit out the game
OJOJOJOJOJOJOJ BEEL CLEENTON
I’ve moved onto other streamers. Im not telling you who they are though because the last thing i want is you homosexual ass unfunny knuckledragging cucks ruining my experience.
You moved to a streamer with youtube channel that has stream highlights didn't you
Nope. I’m going small. Grassroots.
AOTY 2023
Goodnight chat
OJOJOJOJOJOJ
doom competition #3 never ever
Why did Vinny not play BG3? I'm sure he's gotten tons of people suggesting he should. He only did 1 pre-recorded video months ago and never mentioned it again.
he was playing too many super long games like FF16 at the time and he said he didnt want to add to his list
>our culture has become so sexualized that even innately innocent activities like video games made for kids (with no sexual content in them) are discussed in the most vulgar ways possible
I just want to remind everyone that our local autist vinny once fucked a banjoo cosplayer seems pretty based to me
Is this real? Whats her name
She was involved in the incident a few years ago that caused vin to hide. I dont quite remember the detail anymore but from what I remember she was a fangirl of vins who used to post on the booru all the time. Vinny decided to lay his Italian sausage on her and she later tried to claim he graped her. It was all consensual at the end of the day so nothing came out of it.
oh?
i thought vinny lawyered up during that period
since the claims against him were all bullshit and typical roastie cope and slander after being ghosted
I think she also tried to claim that he gave a STD
not even handsome e-celeb men can have sex in this day and age without getting fucked
Vinny wants to live the rockstar life, that includes fucking fans. One of them just got butthurt about it.
I'm going to be brutally honest: I'd fuck her too.
banjo milkers
>people actually watch a streamer who looks like this
Joel looks like that! ZAMN!
meecrosleep
Mr. Vinesauce: Do you wear wigs?
what dies Joel even do for a living? feels like he lets very little information about himself out there.
All I've managed to gather is that he's forklift certified
I would come with a witty response, but I honestly do not know what do people do in northern Sweden, or even why do people live there
Prolly some kind of family business, but he also always pointed out that he lives a modest life.
last i remember him saying anything about his job is that he did forklift stuff so probably worked at a warehouse
I always imagined he worked at a warehouse part time and part time at a guitar/music store
>little swedish man getting buttfucked by a gigantic black monster on a boat
What did Joey mean by this?
I remember I jumped Vinny’s channel looking for a stream but he was offline so it was showing Mike’s instead and he was wearing makeup and had his hair in ponytails, like a unconvincing tranny who doesn’t even try to look feminine, and saw the chat had a bunch rules including in big letters NO HATEFUL content and immediately closed out. That is just embarrassing
Jokes aside, Mike is definitely a tranny in the making
the filter worked perfectly then
Joel's a homosexual. He's unwatchable at this point.
Joel is doing his best while the internet is full of insane people. He's still pretty funny all things considered. Also apparently he's ripped now which is very based. Leaning into those viking genes
>Also apparently he's ripped now which is very based
This has to be Joel's second worst arc (first one was when "Joeline", some random girl friend, would pop up on his streams for no good reason)
I get that he wants to get healthier now that he's 30+, but he should shut the fuck up about it, he humble-brags about working out on almost every stream of his as of lately
I gotta be honest, I think it's based that it's made you seethe
OK Joel, just stop mentioning it in your threads will you
No
Fine Fine, but let me share my workout music. This makes me want to pump
?feature=shared
I'm finally seeing the results of my workouts, so I don't mind him talking about his as much as I would have in the past.
shut up you unhealthy fuck
shut up you healthy fuck
okay......
thanks
*munches on my doritos and sips my pepsi*
Something tells me Joel actually makes these threads himself
but what do we think of the cumdealer?
?t=3654
Annoying
All he ever does is complain
>pauses the game every 5 seconds to rant about random bullshit
this fucker is the worst when it comes to this.
he's alright when he's with other people but by himself he's completely insufferable.
Peak Jerma is Anything wrestling related and GTA4, and the Lifeline streamI also Despise Jerma's new fanbase being filtered by anything wrestling related he brings up
Peak Joel was Sims and obscure shit, Gmod, Corruption Super cuts, and Bob Ross
Peak Vinny was anything Mii related including Tomodachi and Miitopia and his very old videos
Peak Vinny for me is when he checks out extremely obscure acid trip games or plays retro games, looking forward to this year's Zelda 2 randomized run.
the light in jerma's eyes died when he played wrestling intro songs and nobody knew them
Why does he have severe streamer brain-rot, I just watched his mystery october horror box part 2 and he is just an absolutely spastic retard when playing granny 5, he just runs around in circles and misses super obvious things and generally just seems like he wants the games to rail-road him towards the end like a movie and barely pays attention to what is going on in front of him
1. Chat thinks it's le funny to tell him to check the bathroom when he's "lost"
2. It's honestly probably a game he doesn't care about but had to pretend to like it
3. Joel seems pretty burned out or checked out of games as of late, but had to bring in some money somehow
His best streams are when he plays a game he thoroughly enjoys and ignores chat. I think the last time I recall him sounding like he truly was having fun was when making Blueshell Incident and some of the early VotV streams.
Yea seems plausible
Why did this thread live so long?
because Gankersauce rocks
>That tranny that tried to force Vinny to say 'trans right' with a shitty Dreams compilation
I thought it was really funny that Jackal got so pissed off at that while Vinny just said "Isn't that nice?" in a really condescending tone. You can tell he just wants to avoid it altogether.
mimimimimimi
I'm happy enough with any era of Joel/Vinny tbh, my tastes have changed a lot over the years.
I will say that Signal Simulator and VOTV are my favorite streams by far although VOTV seems to destroy its own pacing every update because it resets all your progress if you update which sucks dick.
I think VOTV is very cool, I actually like the stuff like kerfus and the general mystery of it but the dev should have sorted out the fact that signal progress resets every update, there has to be a way to fix that, redesign the system if need be.
Also he's watched Joel not understand how to save signals and barely upgrade for over a year but added auto-saving as an upgrade you have to buy instead of just adding it as a QoL feature like why?
What kind of signal system wouldn't automatically backup everything downloaded in its original, un-altered state? Kinda fucking retarded system even if joey should be smart enough to figure it out himself.
I really don't think Vinny or Joel are that burnt out. I think you guys have convinced yourselves that they are and as a result your brains are conditioned to look for the negative qualities while ignoring the positives. I've been watching both these guys for god knows how long and the only real noticeable change is Joel's accent.
Jerma on the other hand, that's what real burnout looks like. His content has completely changed, he barely talks anymore, he barely laughs, he barely makes any jokes, he only streams for 1-2 hours. Plus he's literally retiring (good on him, I would too if I had to deal with 10,000 angsty trannies every time I went live). The Vinesauce guys are doing fine compared to him.
>noticeable change is Joel's accent.
After they tried to cancel Vinnie he became unbearably insecure (imo).
Now 90% of his streams are him just talking about himself as if he has anything important to say, which he really usually doesnt.
>After they tried to cancel Vinnie he became unbearably insecure (imo)
I dunno. I still think if you come into his streams with this opinion you're going to naturally look for things that support it. And I'm aware that this effects me and everyone else. All I'm saying is I wouldn't take it too seriously if I were you. When I watch a streamer it's just for some light entertainment before I go to bed, I don't really care what they're saying as long it's somewhat interesting.
Vinny is totally a jaded old man
So am I so maybe I'm more tolerant of it.
Jerma as well, I think he legitimately has a medical condition that causes him stomach pain when he laughs too hard, which would be like the worst possible thing if you got famous for being a funny streamer.
Some people will say "no no he's faking his medical issues" but I think it's real. He had to go through a lot of pain management stuff over the past several years.
So even Jerma I find it hard to be too pessimistic about, I think he's just genuinely had some hard knocks and wants to mellow out because of it.
Vinny has the issue where by streaming new Nintendo games he got an audience of actual kids who literally become overjoyed when he says SPEEN! In their edgy youtuber RP multiverse he's the edgy mature youtuber like Moist Critikal but actually plays video games.
When he started it was buzzed young and old adults on Hitbox just laughing at him memory hacking old nintendo games using gamer words, now it's a job where he has a checklist of games he has to play each week, making sure he doesn't say the n or t word to upset the kids and literal murdering parasocial sociopaths.
>making sure he doesn't say the n or t word to upset the kids and literal murdering parasocial sociopaths
Now that you mentioned it, he hasn't slipped in a while. Good on the him because it keeps the mob at bay, but I imagine it must be hard.
>only real noticeable change is Joel's accent.
really now?
since the false accusations i find harder and harder to watch vinny
it's like a part of him died
joey is fine tho
>false
He HPV positive bro, that weird vocaloid shit was falseflag though (probably by a fanboy or vin himself to protect vin or take advantage of the situation)
HPV can have no symptoms in men, it's basically god's punishment to women for having sex, very based disease
>He HPV
oh
oh no
Never confirmed and just part of the accusations, for all we know it's as bullshit as the rest of the story.
i think it's the saw 2 stream but in it jerma says something like
>uh yeah well in 10-15 years we i retire
and i just kinda chuckled a bit considering how fast that changed, but i've also suffered from burnout and it fucks you up and if you don't heed the signs it can literally ruin your life so i hope he does what he needs to do
>the wide breadth of vinny's 3 emotions:
>deadpan and monotone
>laughs at something, but then talks afterwards like he's going to be shot for laughing
>bitter annoyance at the world and his audience
I don't like watching this guy. He just sounds sad all the time. He sounds like an American version of a burnt out Japanese salaryman.
Watto the hell am I doing here?
>hitting bump limit on an eceleb thread
this isn't video games, most of the thread is dramahomosexualry.
I hate this board.
joe