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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All animals should be killed since they don't pay tax.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eats the dam

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beaver destroys miles of woodland and devastates the ecosystem
    >this is fine
    >human destroys miles of woodland and devastates the ecosystem
    >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Explain this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He cute.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are cute as frick

        Humans can be cute as frick too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're gay and like little boys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mutt
          >cute

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He definitely sucks dick. You see the way he went down on that fork?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's pretty gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beavers are le hecking cute and wholesome, chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      destroys miles of woodland and devastates the ecosystem
      No such thing mentally ill moron
      Hell, beavers are USED to restore ecosystems lmao, what a fricking braindead post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >two braindead posts in a row
        what are the fricking odds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no such thing as a beaver harming the environment, you are welcome to post sources for your claims.
          Beavers are used to restore environments and there is experiments where they are trying to make arid lands fertile with beavers.
          have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are cute as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Special Fred, Momma dropped him on his head.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they create wetlands and help retain moisture, they're like irrigation for wild forest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beavers [HEADCANON]
      shut the frick up b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists are deranged misanthropes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The left hates humanity.

        If you're older than 20 and don't hate humanity then you're the problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      destroys miles of woodland and devastates the ecosystem
      It's actually the opposite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wood destroys miles of beaverland?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The ecosystem part.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ecosystems devastate beavers?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        beavers help ecosystems. nature creates. only humans destroy.

        What they do is only a good thing if your definition of "healthier ecosystem" is "less woods, more swamps"
        They kill millions of other animals every time they flood somewhere so I hope it was worth it you bucktoothed butthole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They kill millions of other animals
          Source?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean maybe if theres a bunch of ants there

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ants can swim

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well my aunt can't swim.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not my problem

                >"hmm it's a little windy today"
                >Source? duhhhhh SOURCE? GOT A SOURCE FOR THAT BRO?? I DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING UNLESS CNN SAYS IT DUEHHHHH SAUCE ?????
                shut the frick up moron

                I accept your concession

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"hmm it's a little windy today"
            >Source? duhhhhh SOURCE? GOT A SOURCE FOR THAT BRO?? I DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING UNLESS CNN SAYS IT DUEHHHHH SAUCE ?????
            shut the frick up moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that argument would only make sense if you were talking about something you personally witnessed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I feel like they kill millions of other animals so you should just accept my word as a fact
              >you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings, right?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You made the claim, you provide the evidence, you moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Source?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong
          they promote and strengthen ecosystems, create lakes, and actually make stretches of land more resilient to disasters like fires

          beavers are one of the best fricking things to have if you want a thriving ecosystem but you're moronic and don't know anything

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Seething mole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you got destroyed bro kek
          lmao that's embarrassing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When an one ecosystem destroys another and takes over in a form of competition that's natural.
          When humans dredge up frickloads of sulfur and saturate the soil with mercury that basically just kills everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you stupid fricking c**t, beavers ARE the ecosystem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beavers help ecosystems. nature creates. only humans destroy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humans are the number one invasive species on this planet. They bring destruction whether they go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humans are a part of nature, you chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should shut the frick up. You know nothing about ecology. People with this type of thinking should be killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The left hates humanity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beavers don't do harmful shit but clog up culverts and pipes which doesn't really harm the ecosystem lmao. In fact it helps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beavers literally rewild and restore ecosystems you dunce. They also increase biodiversity, increase plant density, and guard against wild fires. No this is not comparable to humans covering forests with parking lots and mcdonalds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically the only thing humans increase the environment for are cave dwelling spiders and nest dwelling dust mites. Also rats and house flies.
        Seriously these homosexuals are native to like a single island in the Mediterranean but have spread out across the globe in every house on earth.
        Dust mites are native to bird nests and yet reach critical population in houses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but he likes it when I pass the controller to him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humans and Rats are also the story of Humans and Sailing since they came with us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the watertable!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beavers are moronic irrational creatures, humans actually know what they are doing when they destroy the environment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its seems to me like beavers know what theyre doing even if in an instinctual sense
        they probably don't know how much of a fan we are of their works

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know it’s bait, but beavers have restored forests in desert and prairie biomes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the eyes of humans, everything human made is artificial, and everything else is nature. If beavers overhunt some fish out of a river, the fish population died out naturally. If man overfishes, the population was destroyed by man. Animals can overhunt, eat all the plant resources, or inconvinience other species and wipe out populations because of it, but we just chalk this up to Darwinian "they went extinct because they could not adapt". Because we as men have standards and knowladge we understand our effect on environments and how easy it is to disrupt or dismantle. This is why we encourage a "hands off" approach to respecting nature. They teach you in the scouts "leave no trace, take only pictures". It might feel altruistic to leave food for animals in the wilderness for example, but this may distupt the natural order just as much as something obviously destructive. The food you leave could
      >feed an animal that otherwise wouldnt have had such resources and cause a population upswing unatturally
      >alter the animal's hunting habits and cause them to lose the ability to fend for themselves
      Things such as this. Now we do protect species that are borderline/purley endangered, but this technically contradicts the natural way. Im more than ok with leaving dodos in labs and zoos to multiply, but nature has already told us there is no place for them in the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All this text for a nonsensical comparison, beavers don't damage the environment. When animals go extinct it takes place over thousands if not millions of years of natural selection or due to freak extinction events (which human interference qualified as), comparing an animal species slowly being outcompeted due to a competitor to their entire habitat range being wiped out to build walmarts and mcdonalds is moronic and I feel dumber for reading all this drivel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My qualm with your view is you see things as reductivley objective positives and negatives. "Damages" implies a net negative, but for who? These ideas are relative. If I enrich the soil of my farm it may assist my crops in growing, but perhaps a component of that ferilizer is toxic to earth worms, so all the earth worms on my farm property are dying out. Can we say this is destructive if mankind is benifiting from it? Can we say it is constructive if the worms are dying?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i was the only one who stuck my neck out for BP, i think all those fish DESERVED to die!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're not as smart as you think you are pseud
            >muh relativity
            I don't care about your gay ass garden or a handful of earthworms being wiped out out of a global population of billions upon billions, but I do care about millions of tons of fertilizer running into the ocean or leaking into our own water supply or animals being butchered and poached for chinese dick medicine.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't care about... a handful of earthworms being wiped out out of a global population of billions upon billions, but I do care about millions of tons of fertilizer running into the ocean or leaking into our own water supply
              This is totally fair to say. I am a pseud, and I do not study environemntal sciences or engineering but I have a decent armchair background in it. I would be remissed if we neglected the local earthworm population, because I fear what animals are affected up the food chain from it being disrupted. Birds, insects, small mammals, the dying worms could affect them and then that dominos further up the food chain. Biologists and enviromental scientists need to understand all of these things when recommending action to take in order to disrupt the natural balance as little as possible while also achieving the desired result from the change. Bwcause you cant just change one thing and expect nothing else to be altered, it's fundimental to know that every action creates positive and negative outcomes, and they need to be weighed and calculated to see if the downsides are negligable compared to the results. For example, medicine is a foreign substance going into your body that is affecting your body's processing. The effects as designed may occur, but your body may have other reactions to the medicine, side effects that are written as big disclaimers on any bottle. What consequences come from us sanitizing our water supply? Does that kill of algie, therefor affecting plankton populations which snowball into screwing over other marine life's sustinence? These things dont happen in a vacuum, and ultimatley to care about everything will eventually lead you to believe having no (meaning minimal) impact so nature will be the ones to kill what can't survive is the only real moral answer to that. Practically it doesnt have to be this way, I can still catch a fish to feed myself tonight and not worry about endangering a population.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about.
            Total pseud death

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Please, go on. I want to hear your point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans honestly fricking suck and theres too many of us. I still think going over 500 million people is overkill and that we need a systematic purge of some sorts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one is dictated by it's nature
      >the other is dictated by profit
      Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      deforestation is good though
      trees are not real you fricking moron libtards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because when a beaver does it, it's natural.

      btw natural = everything a human didn't do

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >strokes to you as you toil away
    Feels so good babe

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soggy chungus
      he likes the lettuce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zdchVvf.jpeg

      *builds a dam in your path*
      What now, big boy?

      pretty wild to run one of these over in the car, weird kind of bump. hits different that coon

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beavers are weak to a good pounding.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kurwa bobr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a wombat

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O KURWA ALE FAJNY BOBER :DDDDDD

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Save the enviroment, kick a beaver.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for reminding me I own this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this like a beaver citybuilder? I was just wondering why we don't have any of those.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's exactly what it is. It's early access and has zero fricking tutorial so I still can't be assed to try and learn it even after this thread inspired me to boot it up

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 4 hours trenching my (You)r pond every day
    >you spend all night dumping twigs and moss in the way
    >i take a pickaxe and remove all of it in 10 minutes and add another foot to the trench
    Doing this right now. He gave up after 6 days. He is out on an island in his bigass frickin fort but I WILL reach him this week as the water drains.
    TOTAL NATURE DEATH

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this makes slavs piss and shit themselves laughing

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOBR KURWA JA PIERDOLE

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goes fishing in your lake
    Thanks for the easier access to fish, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No problem, homie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually fricking love living near beavers so much.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumb rat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he okay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sleeping it off, he'll take care of the tree later today.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OSU GODS we’re so fricking back

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Builds a ZAMN in your path

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would appreciate if you move your dam out of my path Mr Beaver

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KURWA BOBER

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the day, we'd blow up beaver dams with dynamite because they'd flood the nearby woods. We'd delve into the swamp to plant the explosives, we'd rarely meet the beavers cause the beavers aren't really near the base during the middle of the day. KABOOM! One time there was a beaver nearby when the explosion went off, and boy that thing went FLYING. Deserved? Sources say yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should dynamite Yellowstone and get rid of the Americans in one fell swoop, we can deal with the repercussions later, nature will heal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that'd work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the Americans who are making the world a worse place live far away from Yellowstone

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn, you got me

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rips your anal glands off and flavors my milkshake with them

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Beave me alone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >public exposure of beaver
      take em away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oi!
      You gotta loicense for that dam?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I CANT BEAVE !!!
      >I CANT BEAVE !!!
      >Hands up, don't chew!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this was America they would've shot it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it was America the beaver would have shot back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M UNDER WHAT?
      >GET YOUR HAND OFF MY TAIL! THAT'S THE BLOKE WHO GOT ME BY MY TAIL PEOPLE!
      >>WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BUILDING A DAMN? A STURDY WOODEN DAMN?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mudslime stabbing people
      >cops: ....
      >beaver
      >cops: WE'RE GONNA NEED AT LEAST 5 MEN FOR THIS

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're neat. I like how muskrats hang out in their dams with them. They create wetlands and make homosexual flatlanders seethe.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why haven't they domesticated these cut little things yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might have to do with their iron reinforced teeth and ability to chew through just about anything that isn't stone or steel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we can breed those things out of them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point, just get yourself a platypus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon these are creatures that chew up wood and trees, drag the fallen logs and branches around, build complicated structures that form lakes and then BUILD ANOTHER LODGE ON TOP OF THE LAKE with separate rooms and a fricking underwater entrance and you're wondering hurrrrr why can't i have one in my house

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A little dampness has never bothered me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They smell like shit, most aquatic mammals do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i bet you smell like shit too but you're still inside someone's house

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but if I shower it's fine, for them it only gets worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have a beaver than a dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have a surprisingly long adolescent period, they stay with their parents for years learning how to build dams successfully. I don't know much about domestication but I'm sure that's a factor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was it autism?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its actually a thing minks, weasels and the like do, they pretend like they're hurt/injured so a critter (they intend to eat) comes up to them. My co-worker saw one going after his chickens and it was doing a similar thing to make the roosters come close enough for them to grab onand sever their spinal column at the base of the skull.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its actually a thing minks, weasels and the like do, they pretend like they're hurt/injured so a critter (they intend to eat) comes up to them. My co-worker saw one going after his chickens and it was doing a similar thing to make the roosters come close enough for them to grab onand sever their spinal column at the base of the skull.

          it's trying to play with it. the hornbill and dwarf mongoose work together to get food

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who Super Auto Pets here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude sniper meta for a year straight
      Nah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Love the deathrattle spawners like Orca along with Turkey to buff the new pets and then a Shark or Vulture or Secretary Bird who pops off when a friend dies.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A monument to beavers.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man, it's always weird to see non-primates with that level of finger dexterity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Primates closest relative are rodents

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's another "giant boss you can only see the upper torso of" fight
      I'm so fricking tired of these.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the cats are funny, but the woman on the left that doesn't move an inch the whole time make it spooky

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ohh no it was so close to getting through

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he has hands
      This is most disturbing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        M8, you are aware that shittons of mammals have hands, right? Basically all rodents have some sort of hands. Our hands basically just evolved from rat paw like apendages.
        Hand like paws are the pre-existing condition of all mammalian limbs, because they were the type of paws that the ancient, small, generalist rodent like mammals which existed back during the reign of dinosaurs had.

        Only later as mammals took over did the various lineages lose those hand like paws as they evolved into more specialized limbs, be they hoowes, cat & dog paws, or even fricking fins as happened with whales.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beaver need to eat there mom poop or they die in the wilds lmao

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gZx32Rg-MEI?t=6&feature=share

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm subscribed to like three YouTube channels Where they rehab Beavers in their homes

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be kino to have a trained beaver tree removal service

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beaver is smart enoughj to not have the tree collapse on him
      smarter than Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Admire the industrious beevler.
      *munch munch*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >**I move away from the tree to breathe in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WOODEN RAIN
        >TREES FALL DOWN AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >release an army of slavs in your area
    What now, big boy?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter since all I am doing is playing Ganker VIDEO GAMES!!!!!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What they do is only a good thing if your definition of "healthier ecosystem" is "less woods, more swamps"
    >They kill millions of other animals every time they flood somewhere so I hope it was worth it you bucktoothed butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that you Big Ounce? Did you fake your death?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact about beavers, sometimes they will let some animals like muscrats stay during the winter. In exchange, they have to forage food for the beavers while they sit comfy in their den. Essiantly they are the animal kingdoms landchads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >.5% of the animal kingdom control 90% of the rentals
      Hmmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does the beaver communicate to the Muskrat that is must pay tribute? Beavers are among the most intelligent Rodents but I don't think Muskrats are really that bright.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's more like, if the muscrats don't do anything the beavers will chase them out. I think that musrsts would be doing the foraging anyways in their own dens, but the beaver ones are just way better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muskratbros... we got played by the beaverGODs... our response?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he killed millions

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beaver bros noooooo!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HON HON HON ZE LITTLE FURRY WEIRD THINGS WILL MAEK US EZZELECT FUR! HON HON HON!

      And so....as God's eternal punishment for the exploitation of the Beavers..was to transform the French colony into a cursed realm known as....Quebec.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the sea otter. The most based and cute animal on the planet

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this beautiful a a cringe creature.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beaver babies sound absolutely precious
      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WoVVLoLm5jM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garbanzo beans better leave him the FRICK alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he keeps teasing big ounce jr and never really showing, the bastard
      he's probably busy as shit and it's surprising that he's so proud of his videos and editing that he wont let others do it. based af tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to like his videos but his recent ones are too spastic and zoomerish for me to enjoy. I miss the simple days of him simple smacking kevin with a garbage lid

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare to get Barnes Wallis'd motherfricker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They actually restored beaver populations that had been wiped out by settlers and trappers in the Midwest back in the 40's by dropping them out of planes with parachutes and it worked. The areas they were dropped into are now green and full of life despite what the seething marmot was screeching about at the top of the thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Have a sudden vision of airborne assault beavers wearing adorable little paratrooper harnesses.
        >Realise they were probably just in boxes that opened when they landed.
        Imagination > reality once again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's exactly what they did. The beavers had to come down through flak canons and machine gun fire and coordinate the assault as soon as they hit the ground. It really was an amazing accomplishment.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sean Connery looking spiffy as ever I see.
              (Good movie too)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kino

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game gives the hero an evil counterpart

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*builds a dam in your path*
    Dam!

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beaver's produce an oily substance from their butthole glands that they rub all over themselves
    imagine the smell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to imagine, you have probably ate it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you don't have to.

        thanks, i now love beaver ass-juice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you don't have to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really hate this meme and the other one where the shiny clear glaze used on jellybeans is made out of beetles.
        >Oh wow did you know it's like le hecking slurm queen but IRL lol!
        Animals can have useful substances in their bodies, mankind has been using it since the stone age, WOW!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait until they find out milk comes from cows.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            isnt it kinda weird that we drink other animals milk well into adulthood but our own milk is only for babies? try explaining THAT to a cow.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, we can't forcefully impregnate women just to make some milk.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's where you're wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mad max fury road debunked this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's where you're wrong.

                mad max fury road debunked this

                isnt it kinda weird that we drink other animals milk well into adulthood but our own milk is only for babies? try explaining THAT to a cow.

                The reality is puritans and frick loads of medical red tape prevent women from selling breast milk for adult consumption.

                You can only donate and receive it through the medical system.
                Despite all those lovely human milk farm doujins it's just not a feasible thing.

                Plus the reason ancient people took advantage of cow milk rather than just use their women is because well, there isn't a sexual market for cows, or rights for cows, or social implications with cows, or cows with sapience, or powerful human instincts over cow acquisition where as people would go to war over them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                i was joking but yes aside from the fact that cows can also produce way more milk and generally pump out more children, the moral red tape is the other issue.
                still, it was be a good side hustle for women, like donating plasma is perfectly fine aside from the classist stigma that its for poor people only

                I can understand the medical red tape from the sense that if someone is just selling it on the street and it's given to a newborn it could literally kill them if it's contaminated or improperly stored/handled.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, you can't even do the same shit with milk in most states.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but our own milk is only for babies
              Anon, if you keep sucking on the breasts they won't stop producing milk. Although the hormones that make women lactate also kill their sex drive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                The reality is puritans and frick loads of medical red tape prevent women from selling breast milk for adult consumption.

                You can only donate and receive it through the medical system.
                Despite all those lovely human milk farm doujins it's just not a feasible thing.

                Plus the reason ancient people took advantage of cow milk rather than just use their women is because well, there isn't a sexual market for cows, or rights for cows, or social implications with cows, or cows with sapience, or powerful human instincts over cow acquisition where as people would go to war over them.

                i was joking but yes aside from the fact that cows can also produce way more milk and generally pump out more children, the moral red tape is the other issue.
                still, it was be a good side hustle for women, like donating plasma is perfectly fine aside from the classist stigma that its for poor people only

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              The reality is puritans and frick loads of medical red tape prevent women from selling breast milk for adult consumption.

              You can only donate and receive it through the medical system.
              Despite all those lovely human milk farm doujins it's just not a feasible thing.

              Plus the reason ancient people took advantage of cow milk rather than just use their women is because well, there isn't a sexual market for cows, or rights for cows, or social implications with cows, or cows with sapience, or powerful human instincts over cow acquisition where as people would go to war over them.

              The answer is alot simpler. Ruminants eat what we cannot, and convert it into edible milk and meat.
              That is a valuable calorie source in many parts of the world, even today.
              Unless you're from the middle east, your wife probably cannot digest grass and hay like cows can.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being as thirsty as the guy who discovered milk.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We also eat chicken menstruation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't you fun at parties?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >head over to friends place for a fun house party
            >that anon is standing alone in the corner, muttering to himself with a scowl
            >move closer to see what he's mad about
            >"cochineal is a NATURAL substance, these fricking morons don't realize just how many animal products we use and-"
            >quickly walk away before he makes eye contact and drags me into his diatribe

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did you not ask him why, if animals don't want to be eaten, they are all made of meat?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 and go.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok leafs, maybe you're alright

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    television & film?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My people have harnessed the power of the sun. You've built a tiny little dam. We are not the same.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KURWA BÓBR

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What made the Beavers go into the gas station business?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't give a dam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dammed if i know

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bobr kurwa :DDDDD

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOBR

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dam homie

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poles woke up
    It' bobr

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH now I understand.
    I was like wtf what is this fricking bobr meme

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >honks violently in your path
    >destroys your shitty mammal dam
    >topples over creating even shittier dam
    your move beaver boys

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a beaver, that's an Armor Ass.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You might not like it but this is what peak comfy looks like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Structurally that doesn't make sense it would collapse on itself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah? Those are tunnels moron. It isn't a bell on top of a mound. Touch bark.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon the holes are tunnels, it's a 2d representation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Most intelligent marmot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a 2d slice. On either side the walls extend to the bottom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >leaves a giant hole in their house wall
          are beavers moronic?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a cutaway, anon. The entrance and exit are little tunnels inside the mass, the cap isn't just floating

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not interested in discussing how structurally realistic things are in an alternate species survival instict w/ talking beavers and dams

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a hat our of you

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankeranimal threads once again mogging the entire catalog

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Steals your warm water every morning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      el rato

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He likes to eat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          perfectly balanced loadbearing bobr body

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Structurally that doesn't make sense it would collapse on itself

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's something immensley disturbing about seeing the pathological instincts otters exhibit felling trees and building dams. Are humans the same in all we do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We are like some of the only animals without a mating season and are just horny all the time and structure a huge amount of our society around fricking, so that probably looks weird to most animals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only animals
        I think that's the same for most other great apes. Actually, I think a lot of animals lack a matting season. Dolphins definitely don't and I don't think dogs do either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like the Otter is helping but really he is just cleaning out his living space of debris. The humans are just there in his eyes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We are always there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Humans kicked around for like 800,000 years not crafting anything more impressive thana grave mound. Civilization took foreee-ver to craft so it can't be instinctual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, for humans at least. Humans have probably had the ability for longer than we think, but hunter-gatherer situations do not lend themselves well for technological development. You are basically too busy traveling around and dealing with your tribes.

        War also perpetually fricks shit up.

        When I was reading about Otzi, a frozen mummy from like 5300 years ago and how he had a surprisingly complex snow shoe it really showed that it's completely possible for ancient civilizations to have existed and then vanished, losing all their knowledge and having all their tech go with them. As nature reclaimed it.

        We pretty much lucked out and managed to dodge a lot of disasters thanks to the invention of imperialisms and metallurgy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5300 years ago
          that's really not that long ago, around that time Narmer was unifying egypt and building palaces

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nest building is as old as the concept of being a vertebrate life form.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It okay for people to be stupid. We killed the planet, and we are all going die very soon. At least the animals are blissfully unaware of the hell they will go through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao the planet will continue as if nothing happened, everything will heal in time no matter what we do.
      The damage will not be permanent no matter what happens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mhm sure
        we all cope in one way or another

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, bacteria evolve to eat plastic, fungus evolves to survive off radiation, animals become resistant to radiation.
          It doesn't matter what we do nature will self correct.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The planet is dying anon, and we cannot pretend its not anymore. We're all fricked.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing at risk is human civilization, you have no basis for your claims

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The only thing at risk is human civilization
                That is all that matters for any of this. Shut the frick up you creepy frick, have a nice day already. At least you never will have kids to worry about a future for.

                tell that to the dinosaurs, a big rock nuked the entire planet and here we are.
                oxygen levels increased so high it killed 99% of everything, yet here we are.
                super giga ultra volcanos glassed the planet, and yet here we are.

                Who gives a frick about fossils when it is humankind we need to make sure lives on in balance.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >humans destroy themselves
                >anon is mad at the premise that it's only humanity that will be affected and not the entire planet
                lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dumb monkeys make some shelter
                >think they're better than everything else
                >humancels frick themselves over so much just for their fancy nests they might go extinct and sperg about it online
                KEK how's that "advanced civilization working out for you softshells?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tell that to the dinosaurs, a big rock nuked the entire planet and here we are.
              oxygen levels increased so high it killed 99% of everything, yet here we are.
              super giga ultra volcanos glassed the planet, and yet here we are.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why there's a beaver thread on Ganker of all places? Are you guys bored?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is at it's best when it talks about anything not related to gaming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me on the right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe they've even discovered earlicking asmr.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why you keep posting them animals on Ganker stayven?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me on the left

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    domesticated beaver

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know that Otters secretly carry the entire planet's ecosystems on their backs, but what would happen if all Beavers went extinct?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All girls would be shaved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's something immensley disturbing about seeing the pathological instincts otters exhibit felling trees and building dams. Are humans the same in all we do?

      why do you keep calling them otters? cut it out man

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are offtopic threads about tranimals up for hours but Brotherman threads get deleted instantly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      e-celebs < animals. Simple as

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is a video game voice actor and model in multiple games. Threads about him break zero rules.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because these are the most fun threads on this god-forsaken board and the mods recognize this
      also what the frick is a tranimal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tranimals :/
      >twitch trannies :O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up e-celeb homosexual, get his dick out of your mouth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep seething. Get your offtopic shit threads off my board.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one gives a frick about your parasocial loser e-celeb relationships and I know this angers you so YOU should go away to suck their dicks on their social media pages or you can stay here and whine. You already know where us beaverbros will be at

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animals are fun
      E-celebs aren't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats literally a corncob

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because I know who Mr. Beaver is.
      And your pic is some nn.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wasted too much time reading this thread
    frick beavers

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the bober meme so popular with foreigners? You don't even know what he's saying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absurd and everyone knows what Kurwa means.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >video of a guy enthusiastically screaming "bober" while petting a beaver
      >"gee I wonder what does bober mean"
      you might be moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you can feel what he's saying, and feels transcend languages.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huge gigacuckold here. need recommendations

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love derailing these shit threads

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOBER

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously why are you guys so autistic? here you are losing your shit arguing over beavers
    is it because you're bitter social rejects in a constant state of rage from your failure at life?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do animals know that they have to build dams and even plan architecture to make underwater entrances with a room in the middle with a hole for air?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Natural instinct. How does a mother bird know to push her babies out of the nest when she trusts they're old enough to fly? Hell how do the young birds even know how to fly?
      We have so few natural instincts as humans because we make up for it with cognative learning potential and critical thinking.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is so good that I bet it'll get deleted as soon as I decide to post in it.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think my beaver is bugged

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a duck.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Humans are... le bad! Do your part and get your vasectomy while your white girlfriend gets railed by big canine wiener!

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I broke the dam.

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