>Buy $60 game

>Buy $60 game
>It's 3 hours long
>Money stolen

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Seething constantly over chump change
    I will now buy this game.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    u deserve it for having a switch

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fool and his money are soon parted. I'm emulating it for free on my computer. That, and every other game made from 1985-2021. PC master race.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a novel comment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You took the time to respond so I guess it was.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i bet you can't beat it in eight hours

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like slowing down to observe the stuff going on in the background and getting immersed like I did with fusion. It's absolutely amazing, worth the 13 year wait.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me:
    >buy game
    >have fun playing game

    you:
    >don't buy game
    >shitpost on Ganker instead of having fun

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy food
    >eat it
    >money stolen

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opinion Discarded.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy $60 dollar game
    >Replay it until your console's internal hardware is completely defunct 30 yrs from now
    >three decades of entertainment for less than 100 bucks

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buying games is a waste of money regardless of length.
    Playing games is a waste of life regardless of length.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >attend sporting event
    >your team loses
    >money stolen

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 hours long
    moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Vtuber brony
      YIKES!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to force two things that aren't even remotely related in order to fit in
        Frick off, moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Vtuber brony
          YIKES!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kiss me. Kiss me, Mario. Come on baby. Come on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vtubers are shit at gaming what else is new

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >korone getting several hearty laughs from adam calling samus lady
      Cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw she's better at it than a lot of other people I've seen
      The retro boomer dog is based

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's 3 hours long
    I doubt any of you shitters is that good at video games on a first run

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you beat this game in only 3 hours, you're somehow more autistic than someone who beat it in 12+

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy game
    your first mistake

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be real nice to rightfully shit on this game without the morons spamming $60 and HK. Maybe it's all a falseflag to prevent people from discussing the bad points about the game.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? It was $0 for me.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't consider the $60 bucks of Taco Bell diarrhea you give yourself every week to be money discarded.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy $60 lunch
    >it's bland shit
    >$20 at the thai place would have been better
    >she doesn't say thank you or touch my wiener
    >buys a $100 sweater

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it litterarly took me 40 minutes to complete
    wtf nintnendo

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but it took me 10 hours to beat with 70% completion.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy tylenol
    >headache comes back after 4 hours
    >money stolen

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pretending you didn’t know you could emulate for free in order to shitpost

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beat it last night
    10:34 100%
    The game doesn't count continues so it is probably more like 11:30

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the in game time is deceptive, it doesn't count deaths (as it rewinds time back to save point) nor time spent reading your map.
    if the average game time is around 8 hours on first playthrough, I'd wager it being closer to 10 hours considering the amount of game overs and map reading you'll do.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were people this pissy about playtime when Sekiro came out? People are beating that game in less than 2 hours on non-optimal speedruns

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is zero chance you finished it in 3 hours.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 game. Will play again on hard mode. 7:20 clear time, but sure that's much longer

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy pc
    >not as powerful as friend's pc
    >money stolen

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Prime 4

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game a good place to start for my first metroid game? I will be pirating it.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since there's a big deal about this game being emulated. How does Three Houses Emulate? What about Xenoblade 2? Those 2 and Dread are the only Switch games I'd like to play that haven't already come to PC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you might have the worst taste in video games that I have ever seen

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