>Buy $60 game
>It's 3 hours long
>Money stolen
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>Buy $60 game
>It's 3 hours long
>Money stolen
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
>Seething constantly over chump change
I will now buy this game.
u deserve it for having a switch
A fool and his money are soon parted. I'm emulating it for free on my computer. That, and every other game made from 1985-2021. PC master race.
What a novel comment.
You took the time to respond so I guess it was.
i bet you can't beat it in eight hours
I like slowing down to observe the stuff going on in the background and getting immersed like I did with fusion. It's absolutely amazing, worth the 13 year wait.
me:
>buy game
>have fun playing game
you:
>don't buy game
>shitpost on Ganker instead of having fun
>buy food
>eat it
>money stolen
Opinion Discarded.
>Buy $60 dollar game
>Replay it until your console's internal hardware is completely defunct 30 yrs from now
>three decades of entertainment for less than 100 bucks
Buying games is a waste of money regardless of length.
Playing games is a waste of life regardless of length.
>attend sporting event
>your team loses
>money stolen
>3 hours long
moron
>Vtuber brony
YIKES!
>trying to force two things that aren't even remotely related in order to fit in
Frick off, moron.
>Vtuber brony
YIKES!
cope
YWNBAW
Kiss me. Kiss me, Mario. Come on baby. Come on.
vtubers are shit at gaming what else is new
>korone getting several hearty laughs from adam calling samus lady
Cute.
>tfw she's better at it than a lot of other people I've seen
The retro boomer dog is based
>It's 3 hours long
I doubt any of you shitters is that good at video games on a first run
If you beat this game in only 3 hours, you're somehow more autistic than someone who beat it in 12+
>buy game
your first mistake
It'd be real nice to rightfully shit on this game without the morons spamming $60 and HK. Maybe it's all a falseflag to prevent people from discussing the bad points about the game.
Huh? It was $0 for me.
You don't consider the $60 bucks of Taco Bell diarrhea you give yourself every week to be money discarded.
>buy $60 lunch
>it's bland shit
>$20 at the thai place would have been better
>she doesn't say thank you or touch my wiener
>buys a $100 sweater
it litterarly took me 40 minutes to complete
wtf nintnendo
but it took me 10 hours to beat with 70% completion.
>buy tylenol
>headache comes back after 4 hours
>money stolen
>pretending you didn’t know you could emulate for free in order to shitpost
Beat it last night
10:34 100%
The game doesn't count continues so it is probably more like 11:30
reminder that the in game time is deceptive, it doesn't count deaths (as it rewinds time back to save point) nor time spent reading your map.
if the average game time is around 8 hours on first playthrough, I'd wager it being closer to 10 hours considering the amount of game overs and map reading you'll do.
Were people this pissy about playtime when Sekiro came out? People are beating that game in less than 2 hours on non-optimal speedruns
There is zero chance you finished it in 3 hours.
10/10 game. Will play again on hard mode. 7:20 clear time, but sure that's much longer
>buy pc
>not as powerful as friend's pc
>money stolen
I want Prime 4
Is this game a good place to start for my first metroid game? I will be pirating it.
Since there's a big deal about this game being emulated. How does Three Houses Emulate? What about Xenoblade 2? Those 2 and Dread are the only Switch games I'd like to play that haven't already come to PC.
I think you might have the worst taste in video games that I have ever seen