>Buy game
>Get the platinum trophy/100% achievements
>Sell the disc once I'm done
>Two months later the developers add a new trophy that fricks up my completion percentage
Great now I'm going to have to buy this game again and do another playthrough just to maintain my completion percentage...
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Have you met even a single person who thinks your completion percentage is cool?
...Oh, I get it. It's a joke thread, because nobody actually bought this trash and it flopped hard.
What happened to this game? It was hyped hard as the successor to Dead Space but theres barely any YT videos for it for how much it was hyped.
It focusing on melee in a horror game happened.
Guess someone really loved the stomp mechanic in Dead Space?
Seriously, melee should be the result of failing to defeat an enemy before it gets in range, saving ammo by doing melee is one thing but making half of all combat melee by default is moronic.
>half of all combat melee
ahaha homie try 95%. there is just about zero reason to use your guns outside of boss battles
It was dogshit, thats what.
it ended up being very mid
>mid
zoomiespeak is so cringe ong
>mid
did you mean to say 'meh' or 'mediocre'?
Trying too hard
It's a shame too. You can see where the ideas were supposed to lead but they never reached the mark.
Grifters moved on to new targets. Literally the exact same con was played with Back 4 Blood about muh return of former devs of [good game] making a spiritual sequel. Same shit is going play out again this year with Redfall. All 3 being zombie games too but morons, morons never change.
how about
>game on game pass leaves soon
>grind all the achievements so I don't have to buy game
>2 weeks after leaving game pass they add more achievements
Frick you Sable devs
>Rent a game
>Game goes back to rental store
>"Damn those game devs!"
hurr durr
yea no. it was a clear ploy to make people who already played the game buy it.
I'm not falling for it tho
Should get an extra thousand achievement points for finishing a game that runs at 15 fps no matter what and actively tries to make you stop playing it.
If the main game is so bad I don't care.
Like with this game, all the trophies are the base game. Frick everything because the DLC fixed nothing and it's now impossible to 100% due to one of the DLCs being a stand alone purchase
...ok I'll bite, what's the new achievement?
Anita refund
>?
>Read it as 'I need a refund'
Rather clever, anon.
>...ok I'll bite, what's the new achievement?
it's not worded well in OP's image but it's literally "beat the game on New Game Plus"
Beat the game on new game plus
New Game plus and a hardcore mode are being added to Callisto Protocol in a free update next month
Not sure if they will add a trophy for beating hardcore but they probably will
Good. Achievment/thropy Black folk deserve to be treated like trash.
>giving a single shit about achievements
Hi zoom zoom.
>cheevo gays
hate zoomies
Looks like fricking garbage lmao
all you do is hit these identical looking zombies with the exact same club attack over and over and over
>now I'm going to have to buy this game again and do another playthrough just to maintain my completion percentage
why? just don't.