>Buy steam deck

>Buy steam deck
>literally die
how is this ok?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but how will it end your life OP? can u spare us the clickbait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      insert portal joke here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You enjoy your Steam Deck and live a long and happy life and die of old age among your loved ones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >buy Nintendo™ Switch® instead
        >alienate all your love ones
        >die alone
        Your choice, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i smell a lawsuit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gabe shows up at your house and beats you to death with a metal bat. They're not making money on this, they need you to buy their games on steam, not pirate everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the power supply holding a charge and zapping Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      battery can make fire if damaged like every other portable device

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shorting electronics and exploding battery.
      Basically, they made this video to "Warn" people not to open the thing, but in all honesty, it's the same as any other midsize portable device, so the "Can kill you" is a massive overstatement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The deck is confirmed to be Samsung quality: The battery can explode if the wires are tampered and it can brick by simply touching the board.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ie. like every other modern electronic device on the planet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all journalists regardless of race and nationality should be dragged out back and shot with a .45 ACP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp /thread

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would I buy a SteamDeck when I already have a system that plays all of the best games available?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have to shit up a thread with your shitty b8? Get it together you fricking loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Steam Deck is a Chinese ripoff tier PC. It's not aimed for anywhere near the same people as the Switch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True, the Switch is aimed at children and manchildren.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because now it's portable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ive got a switch and I might buy a stramdeck after a year of waiting and seeing. As much as I like the switch id rather have something stronger and capable of playing switch games and emulating ps2/psp games. After what Nintendo did with the "new" switch model I'd rather get something better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At a silky smooth 20 FPS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Deltarune is on switch dumny. And given nips don't use computers as much for gaming, shitloads of people probably play it on switch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          FPS isn't a graphics thing you moronic frick. Better FPS means smoother gameplay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >640p@24fps
      B U T T E R Y!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're just covering their asses. OP literally has a higher chance of getting a girlfriend than dying from opening the steam deck

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can the aya neo fit 2280 m.2 drives and this thing can't?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally die
    Well, look at what happened to that Black's hands

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's as ok as you having a phone

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    something was already made that plays all games worth playing anyways.

    what is actually worth playing on a sneed dick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That thumbstick placement is awful. That'd hurt to play after a few minutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything that's on PC. You have over 20 years worth of games available plus ypu can emulats anything up to PS3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >acting like the PS3 wasn't anything more than a more expensive blueray player.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It totally is, but there's like, 7 games that are worth emulating.

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