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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good actually

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the part in the Lord of the Rings where Gollum got an elf waifu and fought off the Nazgul?

    He was a good friend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rember the part were he fucking saved middle hearth by chopping the finger of the little gay hobbit trowing inself into mount doom lava cauldron.
      Based and preciouspilled.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please just release Battle for Middle Earth 3? Reforged is never coming out.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modern gaming is creatively bankrupt. this shit looks stupid and in no way needed made because some ~~*executive*~~ has a Gollum fixation.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game makes you FEEL like gollum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So nothing changes?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would someone put money into a game no one wants when there's so much cooler things to do with LOTR? I cannot comprehend it. At least you have to commend them for taking some risks.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol at all the fake positive comments

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must...... protect..... big company's..... feelings....

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It unironically looks like Dream's shitty Mask video

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like his life-changing masterpiece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NORMAL PIIIIIILLS

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck would you go for a realistic style without the money or skill to make it work
    What a bunch of fucking retards

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could have a game about the Dwarves talking back Moria from it's Orc infestation
    >could have a game about Gondor's campaign against Umbar and the Black Numenorians
    >instead waste a game slot for the disgusting cave monster creature that strangled his brother and almost got Sam to leave and Frodo to die
    I fucking hate garden gnomes so much it's unreal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a game about the Dwarves talking back Moria from it's Orc infestation

      They ARE making that, it's a rougelite called Return to Moria

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does any of that shit have to do with gnomish people?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are the executive boards, ceo's and majority shareholders of these companies again?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rich dumb out of touch retards who got money from their dead out of touch parents. not all of them come from gnomish decent. some also come from Christian families, smooth brain.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who are the executive boards, ceo's and majority shareholders of these companies again?

            right now its also a bunch of investors from china, and russia on top of all that. blaming one group is foolish.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Who are the executive boards, ceo's and majority shareholders of these companies again?
          Rich people
          Capitalism suck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Blackrock

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Blackrock

            the same people who ruin precious property to buy it up cheap in the end afterwards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn’t get it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bad thing = garden gnomes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Focusing on the weak and sinful is Christian pilled. Dwarves and Gondor is Roman barbarism.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've still got to believe this is just some kind of all year round April Fools joke. No way this is an actual game.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Litreally the worst game idea I've seen
    Just because something can be done, doesn't mean you should do it

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Grogu of our time

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's that pervert jerking off to?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am convinced that dogshit genre is some kind of safety blanket to untalented devs, that's the only justification I can find for it being so widespread
    It's also survival crafting with moron dwarves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am convinced that dogshit genre is some kind of safety blanket to untalented devs

      Of course it fucking is, designing levels to be fun and with a good difficulty curve actually takes time and effort, roguelites just skip that part and has the computer generate it for them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moron dwarves
      Now why would a race that lives entirely underground develop a skin pigment that protects them FROM THE FUCKING SUN?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't underestimate the powah of them rangz

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's honestly astonishing these fucking gays haven't been lynched yet. Guess putting all that seed oil, corn syrup and preservatives in the food really did their job to the modern populace.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What does the Hollywood sign have to do with the Catholic church?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >n-nn-no u!
              Pathwtic midwit retard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >misconception
                Your image
                >reality
                They're all garden gnomes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                garden gnomes are garden gnomes that reject Christ and think he's burning in hell underneath a mound of shit, retarded midwit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're all garden gnomes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And Jesus is garden gnomes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >midwit
                low IQ cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no you see they developed black skin to hide better in the dark

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we want more LotR games!
    >NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
    yes I mad

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calvin looking ass bro

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand why anyone would want to play as Gollum. The fact this idea is more than a fucking decade old is as boggling as the fact someone trying to make a The Sims horror movie.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You people are making me cringe. This is one of the most experimental and based ideas from triple A studio we've seen in years, and all you care is "Bwaaaa, I can't RELATE to naked cursed immortal goblin". Fuck you. I bet you bought Forspoken at full price.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have made either a Skyrim inspired LOTR game or a Diablo clone LOTR game like the gba port. Would’ve been easy profit. These people are fucking stupid

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw Boromir vent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      evil among us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black beard Gandalf
      >Hat isn't even blue
      >Elf is wearing some kind of stick armor (????)
      >Antlers / branches growing out of bro head
      >Amogus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gandalf
      I thought it was Olórin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he said calmly

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a polcel chud.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE COMFY SHIRE SIMULATOR YOU DIRTY garden gnomes!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      welp, time to install LOTRO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has become physically painful how badly I have prayed and wished for that game to be good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GIVE COMFY SHIRE SIMULATOR YOU DIRTY garden gnomes!!!!!!!

          Would love playing an mmo of middle earth using this art style.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All LOTRO has going for it is the setting, unfortunately

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is that Elden Ring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has become physically painful how badly I have prayed and wished for that game to be good

        [...]
        Would love playing an mmo of middle earth using this art style.

        All LOTRO has going for it is the setting, unfortunately

        lotro's gameplay died with big battles
        its setting is still beautiful though

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game looks cartoony and gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a first edition of the silmarillion with maps and all. you're a homo, and this looks like a Jax and dexter game

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow he's literally me

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck is this for? Who looked at this deformed psychotic midget freak and think "he just like me"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking retards

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this game fucking flops, and idiots stop raping tolkiens lore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're seriously saying this game is on the same level with shit like rings of power when it comes to lore inaccuracy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RANGZ OF POWA is worse
        >therefor this is okay

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the stuff Tolkien left behind in the Appendices and they make a game about a malformed freak who at the most charitable could be described as pitiable, this is like a game that a gaming magazine would have presented as a joke circa 2003

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it, it feels like a game from 2009. We don't get these little adventures anymore

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game ends
    >it was literally just Smeagols fever dream

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smeagol looks like the average gamer.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is up with the weird character design on all fronts?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it a german thing?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this canon? Am I suppose to believe that, in between getting tortured in Mordor and traveling with Frodo, he had a grand adventure with an elf waifu?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baby gollum

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you have your apology letter ready for when this masterpiece drops

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't this dude die at the end of the original LOTR why would I want to play a game featuring him knowing this?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why keep pushing this garbage dudes? don't you have a homosexual spongebob thread to make?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever get rid of these retarded BOOOOOM PPFWWHAAAAMM horn sound effects and generic sounding action movie music in trailers?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Press X to devour the woodsman's baby

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME WHEN I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know they would never make a game about Aragorn despite there being a shitton of documentation from Tolkien about his entire life, simply because he's the perfect white male hero and they would sooner make a game about a pitiable deformed freak like Gollum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who owns the rights to making LOTR content?
      Is it Amazon or some other big garden gnome studio? Of course they wouldn't make anything about a perfect white male.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ~~*Embracer*~~ group

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New video just got uploaded, it has some of the usual blabla by the devs:

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, video game adaptations of LOTR can't have any sou-

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ please let there be tom bombadil in this game

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what strikes me as a good idea?
    Trying to add our own ideas to one of the greatest works of literature.
    These devs are so smart, and talented, and just super fucking creative. My God.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally a game where I can self insert

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