Callisto Protocol

>white protagonist
>asian gf (karen fukuhara nonetheless)
>so gory japan hates it
here's your GOTY bro

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna see the pc requirements, one month until launch and nothing.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karen is a miracle of the universe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the mods...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dropped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is ugly by asian girl standards, especially with a tatoo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is perfect by all standards.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Karen is a miracle of the universe.

          Can't wait for her death scene.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can see both eyes from the profile
          Ew.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yellow fever bros...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where Asian shota and Latina babysitter?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Flat faces are bad why?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ugly hairstyle and ugly suit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gay

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes you're gay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you're gay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you're gay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you are

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mongols?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cute!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the fuck is wrong with her face i can't put my finger on it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >chair clattering noises

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rape

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's dating an Asian dude. lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep coping ricecel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you retards not know how to use Google?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Issac's helmet has visor, not goggles.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Clarke, do whatever is necessary to repair that vending machine. Fifth Freedom.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hammond always called him Isaac.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Operation: Choka de Choco Bar is mission critical. .

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"yo, Isaac, Kendra thick as fuck! You finna hit that??"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Brutes only want one thing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't say that

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, i said that to myself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fifth Freedom.
                kek

                God I miss classic Splinter Cell

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HOLYFUCKINGSHITGUYSITSSAMFISHERGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMHIMHEWILLRAPEYOU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That thing she does with her lips it’s kinda annoying. I used to think she was cute but… not anymore. She has always the same … face :/

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's cute.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Starlight was cute too, can't believe she bogged herself. You hate to see it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That thing she does with her lips it’s kinda annoying.
        Smiling?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glad there's that whore that looks very similar to her. gets my pp hard just seeing her because of the similarity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rae Lil Black?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's ruined. Got ultra bogged for some reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which one? there's like a trillion women in china

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re off by 2 trillion 999 billion, 300 million good sir.
          But 700 million women is still highest female population on earth. Imagine the smell of 700 million Chinese sideways pussies

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker pretend it's better than DS Remake? This game looks horrible in gameplays and I mean by combat and gunplay and design also with long cinematic animations that u can't skip. Also seems not scary at all. And wtf with the focused melee?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to up the fear factor by making the enemies super close to you so they made melee a focus.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they look nothing scary ingame. Regular zombies and u can't even see them that close in meele

        Looks a lot better than the Soulless remaster. Pajeets can't make games.

        It's already comfirmed that, that's the Enhanced variant ingame. I think new models look and definitely sound better.

        because it's halfway original and has passion behind it
        vs
        EA remake of an IP that they originally killed + fired dev team

        Idk for me it seems like if they just use the "made by the creator of" to sell product. Also EA still only wanted more action in DS3, and the game failed because it was mediocre. Visceral was good, but everything after DS1 was poorly written.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut the fuck up ea shill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's halfway original and has passion behind it
      vs
      EA remake of an IP that they originally killed + fired dev team

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck looks original about that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok now I'm convinced it's the same retard making these posts he even posted the same video. is it really an EA shill? are they that desperate?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good to me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how do EA know you've posted on here? Do they just pay up front and believe you'll do it? Or do you have to provide your post history or something? How much do they pay per post?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they trust
        2 cents per post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing has ruined game discussion more than the constant shill claims. You stupid morons are so fucking miserable and pessimistic you can’t accept that a normal person might actually enjoy video games or be hopeful for the future.
        Suck off a shotgun and pull the trigger you poor gay. Put yourself out of your misery.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b-but i know something you don't!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shill detected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive played ds before and beat it on impossible, this is a new game you retard so of course im excited

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just shitty Youtube compression or is the motion blur really that bad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game looks dope as fuck anon. We've all already played dead space so the remake can just fuck off. Same with silent hill 2 remake. nobody asked for those turds. we want new stuff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and wtf with the focused melee?
      Are you a fucking plebeian? Melee's a far better focus for any horror game with combat. Keep the guns, and ammo for those guns, scarce. Otherwise you become a horror themed action shooter like RE. Love that series, but it's pretty far from horror. Beyond that, DS remake looks like shit. Goofy, weak looking stomp, ruined necromorphs with lifeless animations, "open world" Ishimura etc. It may look nicer but that doesn't justify a remake considering the original game still looks damn good.

      because it's halfway original and has passion behind it
      vs
      EA remake of an IP that they originally killed + fired dev team

      In what way is it original? It's quite literally DS4. Not that it's a bad thing, but there's nothing original about it.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the best
    >Journos hates it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do u mean? most previews i watched were praising the game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some cry because the game is too hard and you don't have enough ammo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shoot the tentacles
          I hate that they can't just do the limb shit again. Especially since apparently a bunch of enemies will rearrange themselves. It'd be much cooler if you blew off an arm, and then enemy just pulled off and rearranged a bunch of it's limbs to compensate.

          Still really excited. Looks great.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds similar to one of their earliest concepts for the Necromorphs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, this reviewer is brain dead. "lack of ammo" in Dead Space? Lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dead Space 2’s increased difficulty and lower ammo drops just meant you had to get more creative with your kills. Hide in a corner in a room with a shootable window and enemies, shoot it and watch them fly out. Run past some groups if you don’t feel like fighting them. Use TK and Stasis, you can waste no ammo on an Enhanced Slasher by using stasis, TK’ing its arm with a broom and then using its lost arm against it while. All of this doesn’t even take much brain power to think of.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re asking too much from Journos

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks a lot better than the Soulless remaster. Pajeets can't make games.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have to ruin everything by redesigning it?
      All they had to do was make a higher res texture and add more details. I hate this shit they did the same with Demon's souls remake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You retards still don't know the difference between a remaster and a remake?
      Christ, it's 2022, dumbfuck.l

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left is apparently the enhanced slasher.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's almost worse then. Enhanced Necro's in the original look greasy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          greasy? that shit looks like fucking burnt bacon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes. Bacon. That thing is famously not greasy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alright then, let put it in a way even you can understand. the old model for enhanced slashers looks like shit, always has.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even in the first game I thought they looked bad, since it’s just an older model from an earlier build of the game they decided to reuse. I preferred the beefier Enhanced Slashers from 2, since they didn’t look so anorexic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe we wouldn't look so anorexic if you stopped resisting and made us whole.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alright then, let put it in a way even you can understand. the old model for enhanced slashers looks like shit, always has.

              Ah yes. Bacon. That thing is famously not greasy.

              Now this guy looks greasy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They changed them to fit with the new gore and dismemberment system. The new system makes it so that every shot tears apart the skin, muscle, and clothes in the case of certain Slashers, off of the Necromorphs, eventually revealing the bones underneath, and shooting the bone would cause the limb to be cut off. It was implemented to hit the player more visually feedback on where they shot an enemy, and how much damage has been done to that specific part of them. It sounds nice, but then I realized there was a major problem with this when you consider that certain Slashers look more fucked up than the others, and how that could make specific parts of their bodies easier to dismember than others, which would mess with the balancing.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you dodge with the right stick
    SOVL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does that work? How do you move the camera?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how the fuck do you aim?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does that work? How do you move the camera?

        You probably hold a specific button to enter dodge mode and then you flick the right stick to dodge in a certain direction.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fucking hate that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the left stick.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white protagonist
    >hot robo wife
    >developed by Russians so journos hate it

    the industry is healing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slavic>japanese>westoid
      Simple as.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all those canned animations
    I hate it. I don't want to sit through dozens of lite cinematics everytime I enter and exit a fucking vent.
    Honestly it just looks like a less gamey dead space with uninteresting enemies

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always easiest to pinpoint the most beta of white dudes. It's always the ones obsessed with Asian chicks.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You just have bad taste, but to each their own. But I guess it depends on which part of the UK. Scottish women are beautiful. Welsh women are second. The rest aren't worth a second glance.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be a good game if based japan doesn't get to play it

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan hates guns and fictional violence

    Always knew weebs were tranime fairy boy gays

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it out? Would it be worth it to play or am I just gonna end up morning the fate of Dead Space the whole time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It comes out in December.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      December 2nd

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't get why fags seem to hate the monsters so much I think a lot of them look pretty cool and as other anons pointed out it sure looks better then the shitty DS remake Necros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed the second head.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's 3 and a 4th

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait till you notice the third.

          Jesus Christ. It gets worse the more I look at it, but in a good way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till you notice the third.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nonetheless
    Not one word and doesn't mean what you think it means, retard.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so gory japan hates it
    I fail to see how this is a plus. Nothing I've seen of the game so far looked impressive.
    >but Glen Schofield is working on it
    Yeah the guy also produced Infinite Warfare and CoD WW2. He also didn't make Dead Space by himself. Besides, there's enough dogshit games with the "from the makers of" sticker on it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fail to see how this is a plus.
      Gore was important to Dead Space. the shitty remake isn't getting banned because they censored the fuck out of it. so yeah it is a plus.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gore was important because it was part of the gameplay. It didn't improve the game by itself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ore was important because it was part of the gameplay
          Yes so it is a plus anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it's part of the gameplay, yeah. But a game having stuff like the protagonist getting sucked into a turbine, liveleak style, doesn't automatically improve it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It does because it looks cool, and brutality is one of the themes of Callisto. The enemies will stop at nothing to close the distance between the two of you, and tear you apart, so you have to meet them in kind, and tear them apart first.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People love the death scenes in Dead Space stop talking shit.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know if they're going to put in Necros that weren't in 1

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like they have already. One of the trailers showed what looked like a new Necro that walked quadrupedally on its bone scythe-extensions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t know. Pukers, Grabbers, or Fliers would be nice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spitters are getting added. I know the Female Slashers from 1 would spit acid sometimes, but they’re going to behave more like they did in 2 for the remake.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nonetheless
    The phrase you wanted here was "no less," ESL-kun.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >legally not dead space
    vs
    >spiritually not dead space

    fucked up timeline

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "no less' not 'nonetheless'

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the lore reason for enhanced necromorphs? Was there even one to begin with?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do the nip gamers feel about this? Are they pissed like when we get censored anime shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With how popular shit like Chainsaw Man or other gory manga are over there I'd imagine there's a significant amount of JPs that get annoyed over how hard shit gets censored.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A subset probably are. They like Dead Space over there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know. Why don’t you check on 5chan?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what i saw on twitter they just seemed annoyed and said they would buy the North American version. Oh, and that they hope the game has Japanese voice acting and subtitles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work in Japan and my colleagues say they'll just play it without understanding the story, just like they did with Dead Space 1. It's only a select group of people that's interested in this kind of game anyway.
      >とりあえず逃げて追いかけての繰り返しなので、英語わからなくともなんとなくわかりますw
      >これも英語版を楽しむ感じかなー

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will buy cp even if its bad but not the shit remake

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, so far this game is only banned in Steam Japan. Not even Steam China bans it.

    CERO ruins shit yet again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steam didn't ban the game, retard. There is no "Steam Japan". The game is banned in japanese retail and won't be sold on consoles.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except it is, the game is no longer listed price on Steam's Japan local:
        https://steamdb.info/app/1544020/

        It's over, they need to VPN or buy key from another store.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am genuinely interested now after the Nippon buttblasting but I am afraid that my potato won't be able to run it.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he have a wojak in his head?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WMAF
    OOOOOO so that's why Japan wants to censor it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is WMAF?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        White Male Asian Female
        /gif/ threads usually have it short like that

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worried about the magnetic ice-skating enemies. I'll wait for a sale.

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