Callisto Protocol

>white protagonist
>asian gf (karen fukuhara nonetheless)
>so gory japan hates it
here's your GOTY bro

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna see the pc requirements, one month until launch and nothing.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karen is a miracle of the universe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the mods...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dropped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She is ugly by asian girl standards, especially with a tatoo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She is perfect by all standards.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Karen is a miracle of the universe.

          Can't wait for her death scene.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >can see both eyes from the profile
          Ew.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yellow fever bros...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Where Asian shota and Latina babysitter?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Flat faces are bad why?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ugly hairstyle and ugly suit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            gay

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes you're gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no you're gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you're gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no you are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mongols?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cute!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is wrong with her face i can't put my finger on it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >chair clattering noises

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rape

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's dating an Asian dude. lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          for now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Keep coping ricecel

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Do you morons not know how to use Google?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Issac's helmet has visor, not goggles.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                THAT IS NOT FRICKING CANON

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Clarke, do whatever is necessary to repair that vending machine. Fifth Freedom.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hammond always called him Isaac.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Operation: Choka de Choco Bar is mission critical. .

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >"yo, Isaac, Kendra thick as frick! You finna hit that??"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Brutes only want one thing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't say that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know, i said that to myself

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Fifth Freedom.
                kek

                God I miss classic Splinter Cell

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                HOLYFRICKINGSHITGUYSITSSAMFISHERGETTHEFRICKAWAYFROMHIMHEWILLRAPEYOU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That thing she does with her lips it’s kinda annoying. I used to think she was cute but… not anymore. She has always the same … face :/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's cute.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Starlight was cute too, can't believe she bogged herself. You hate to see it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >That thing she does with her lips it’s kinda annoying.
        Smiling?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      glad there's that prostitute that looks very similar to her. gets my pp hard just seeing her because of the similarity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rae Lil Black?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's ruined. Got ultra bogged for some reason.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        which one? there's like a trillion women in china

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You’re off by 2 trillion 999 billion, 300 million good sir.
          But 700 million women is still highest female population on earth. Imagine the smell of 700 million Chinese sideways pussies

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker pretend it's better than DS Remake? This game looks horrible in gameplays and I mean by combat and gunplay and design also with long cinematic animations that u can't skip. Also seems not scary at all. And wtf with the focused melee?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to up the fear factor by making the enemies super close to you so they made melee a focus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But they look nothing scary ingame. Regular zombies and u can't even see them that close in meele

        Looks a lot better than the Soulless remaster. Pajeets can't make games.

        It's already comfirmed that, that's the Enhanced variant ingame. I think new models look and definitely sound better.

        because it's halfway original and has passion behind it
        vs
        EA remake of an IP that they originally killed + fired dev team

        Idk for me it seems like if they just use the "made by the creator of" to sell product. Also EA still only wanted more action in DS3, and the game failed because it was mediocre. Visceral was good, but everything after DS1 was poorly written.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up ea shill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because it's halfway original and has passion behind it
      vs
      EA remake of an IP that they originally killed + fired dev team

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The frick looks original about that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok now I'm convinced it's the same moron making these posts he even posted the same video. is it really an EA shill? are they that desperate?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So how do EA know you've posted on here? Do they just pay up front and believe you'll do it? Or do you have to provide your post history or something? How much do they pay per post?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they trust
        2 cents per post

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing has ruined game discussion more than the constant shill claims. You stupid Black folk are so fricking miserable and pessimistic you can’t accept that a normal person might actually enjoy video games or be hopeful for the future.
        Suck off a shotgun and pull the trigger you poor homosexual. Put yourself out of your misery.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          b-but i know something you don't!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shill detected

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ive played ds before and beat it on impossible, this is a new game you moron so of course im excited

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just shitty Youtube compression or is the motion blur really that bad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Game looks dope as frick anon. We've all already played dead space so the remake can just frick off. Same with silent hill 2 remake. nobody asked for those turds. we want new stuff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and wtf with the focused melee?
      Are you a fricking plebeian? Melee's a far better focus for any horror game with combat. Keep the guns, and ammo for those guns, scarce. Otherwise you become a horror themed action shooter like RE. Love that series, but it's pretty far from horror. Beyond that, DS remake looks like shit. Goofy, weak looking stomp, ruined necromorphs with lifeless animations, "open world" Ishimura etc. It may look nicer but that doesn't justify a remake considering the original game still looks damn good.

      because it's halfway original and has passion behind it
      vs
      EA remake of an IP that they originally killed + fired dev team

      In what way is it original? It's quite literally DS4. Not that it's a bad thing, but there's nothing original about it.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the best
    >Journos hates it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what do u mean? most previews i watched were praising the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some cry because the game is too hard and you don't have enough ammo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Shoot the tentacles
          I hate that they can't just do the limb shit again. Especially since apparently a bunch of enemies will rearrange themselves. It'd be much cooler if you blew off an arm, and then enemy just pulled off and rearranged a bunch of it's limbs to compensate.

          Still really excited. Looks great.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds similar to one of their earliest concepts for the Necromorphs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, this reviewer is brain dead. "lack of ammo" in Dead Space? Lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dead Space 2’s increased difficulty and lower ammo drops just meant you had to get more creative with your kills. Hide in a corner in a room with a shootable window and enemies, shoot it and watch them fly out. Run past some groups if you don’t feel like fighting them. Use TK and Stasis, you can waste no ammo on an Enhanced Slasher by using stasis, TK’ing its arm with a broom and then using its lost arm against it while. All of this doesn’t even take much brain power to think of.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You’re asking too much from Journos

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks a lot better than the Soulless remaster. Pajeets can't make games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have to ruin everything by redesigning it?
      All they had to do was make a higher res texture and add more details. I hate this shit they did the same with Demon's souls remake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You morons still don't know the difference between a remaster and a remake?
      Christ, it's 2022, dumbfrick.l

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Left is apparently the enhanced slasher.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's almost worse then. Enhanced Necro's in the original look greasy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          greasy? that shit looks like fricking burnt bacon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes. Bacon. That thing is famously not greasy.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              alright then, let put it in a way even you can understand. the old model for enhanced slashers looks like shit, always has.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even in the first game I thought they looked bad, since it’s just an older model from an earlier build of the game they decided to reuse. I preferred the beefier Enhanced Slashers from 2, since they didn’t look so anorexic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe we wouldn't look so anorexic if you stopped resisting and made us whole.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              alright then, let put it in a way even you can understand. the old model for enhanced slashers looks like shit, always has.

              Ah yes. Bacon. That thing is famously not greasy.

              Now this guy looks greasy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They changed them to fit with the new gore and dismemberment system. The new system makes it so that every shot tears apart the skin, muscle, and clothes in the case of certain Slashers, off of the Necromorphs, eventually revealing the bones underneath, and shooting the bone would cause the limb to be cut off. It was implemented to hit the player more visually feedback on where they shot an enemy, and how much damage has been done to that specific part of them. It sounds nice, but then I realized there was a major problem with this when you consider that certain Slashers look more fricked up than the others, and how that could make specific parts of their bodies easier to dismember than others, which would mess with the balancing.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you dodge with the right stick
    SOVL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How does that work? How do you move the camera?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So how the frick do you aim?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How does that work? How do you move the camera?

        You probably hold a specific button to enter dodge mode and then you flick the right stick to dodge in a certain direction.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the left stick.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >white protagonist
    >hot robo wife
    >developed by Russians so journos hate it

    the industry is healing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slavic>japanese>westoid
      Simple as.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all those canned animations
    I hate it. I don't want to sit through dozens of lite cinematics everytime I enter and exit a fricking vent.
    Honestly it just looks like a less gamey dead space with uninteresting enemies

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's always easiest to pinpoint the most beta of white dudes. It's always the ones obsessed with Asian chicks.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You just have bad taste, but to each their own. But I guess it depends on which part of the UK. Scottish women are beautiful. Welsh women are second. The rest aren't worth a second glance.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be a good game if based japan doesn't get to play it

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan hates guns and fictional violence

    Always knew weebs were tranime fairy boy homosexuals

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it out? Would it be worth it to play or am I just gonna end up morning the fate of Dead Space the whole time?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It comes out in December.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      December 2nd

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't get why gays seem to hate the monsters so much I think a lot of them look pretty cool and as other anons pointed out it sure looks better then the shitty DS remake Necros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed the second head.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's 3 and a 4th

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wait till you notice the third.

          Jesus Christ. It gets worse the more I look at it, but in a good way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till you notice the third.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nonetheless
    Not one word and doesn't mean what you think it means, moron.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so gory japan hates it
    I fail to see how this is a plus. Nothing I've seen of the game so far looked impressive.
    >but Glen Schofield is working on it
    Yeah the guy also produced Infinite Warfare and CoD WW2. He also didn't make Dead Space by himself. Besides, there's enough dogshit games with the "from the makers of" sticker on it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I fail to see how this is a plus.
      Gore was important to Dead Space. the shitty remake isn't getting banned because they censored the frick out of it. so yeah it is a plus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gore was important because it was part of the gameplay. It didn't improve the game by itself.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ore was important because it was part of the gameplay
          Yes so it is a plus anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If it's part of the gameplay, yeah. But a game having stuff like the protagonist getting sucked into a turbine, liveleak style, doesn't automatically improve it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It does because it looks cool, and brutality is one of the themes of Callisto. The enemies will stop at nothing to close the distance between the two of you, and tear you apart, so you have to meet them in kind, and tear them apart first.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              People love the death scenes in Dead Space stop talking shit.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know if they're going to put in Necros that weren't in 1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like they have already. One of the trailers showed what looked like a new Necro that walked quadrupedally on its bone scythe-extensions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t know. Pukers, Grabbers, or Fliers would be nice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spitters are getting added. I know the Female Slashers from 1 would spit acid sometimes, but they’re going to behave more like they did in 2 for the remake.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nonetheless
    The phrase you wanted here was "no less," ESL-kun.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >legally not dead space
    vs
    >spiritually not dead space

    fricked up timeline

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "no less' not 'nonetheless'

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was the lore reason for enhanced necromorphs? Was there even one to begin with?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      idk.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do the nip gamers feel about this? Are they pissed like when we get censored anime shit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With how popular shit like Chainsaw Man or other gory manga are over there I'd imagine there's a significant amount of JPs that get annoyed over how hard shit gets censored.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A subset probably are. They like Dead Space over there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know. Why don’t you check on 5chan?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      From what i saw on twitter they just seemed annoyed and said they would buy the North American version. Oh, and that they hope the game has Japanese voice acting and subtitles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I work in Japan and my colleagues say they'll just play it without understanding the story, just like they did with Dead Space 1. It's only a select group of people that's interested in this kind of game anyway.
      >とりあえず逃げて追いかけての繰り返しなので、英語わからなくともなんとなくわかりますw
      >これも英語版を楽しむ感じかなー

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will buy cp even if its bad but not the shit remake

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, so far this game is only banned in Steam Japan. Not even Steam China bans it.

    CERO ruins shit yet again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Steam didn't ban the game, moron. There is no "Steam Japan". The game is banned in japanese retail and won't be sold on consoles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Except it is, the game is no longer listed price on Steam's Japan local:
        https://steamdb.info/app/1544020/

        It's over, they need to VPN or buy key from another store.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am genuinely interested now after the Nippon buttblasting but I am afraid that my potato won't be able to run it.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does he have a wojak in his head?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >WMAF
    OOOOOO so that's why Japan wants to censor it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is WMAF?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        White Male Asian Female
        /gif/ threads usually have it short like that

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Worried about the magnetic ice-skating enemies. I'll wait for a sale.

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