>can learn fucking Thunderbolt and Draco Meteor now

>can learn fucking Thunderbolt and Draco Meteor now
Holy shit

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wher is this alternate universe where Game Freak actually respects Typhlosion and doesn’t get a sick pleasure out of spitting in its fans faces at every opportunity? Sounds like a nice place.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely curious: what do Typhlosion fans see in it? It seems really generic for a fire type, not having any design elements you can't find with most other fire types

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Badass badger that explodes
        Maybe if he had a guitar and broccoli haircut that was made of fire you'd like him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's cute and fluffy and chubby and i wanna cuddle him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Soft and warm friend.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's dynamic. With the exception of Blaziken, Typhlosion and prevos are the only fire types with fire visible present as part of their design who do not also have them on 24/7. This makes the design a lot more flexible and able to convincingly pull off a cute cuddly friendly look or a cool sharp vicious look (which is very important for a starter Pokemon as it lets the player easily make their own interpretation of the mon, something the very personalised newer starters fail to do). I'd also argue that it's the perfect direction for a honey badger in particular, who are very famously known for how fierce they are and their reverse countershading fur pattern, in that the spiky flame aesthetic contrasted to its plain soft underside makes it stand out in much the same way as a threat you don't want to deal with.
        Also, badgers are just based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was easily the best starter choice in Johto, lots of grass and bug types early on, notably Sprout Tower. It's not unheard of to get a Quilava before the first gym.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I've never liked Cyndaquil because you're damn near finished with Johto by the time you get Flame Wheel. And before that you just have Ember.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What are you on about? You'd be like, getting your 3rd by the time you get Flame Wheel

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but It gets flame wheel at level 31 in GSC so around (Chuck/Jasmine/Pryce). A bit later than ideal but not too bad considering most movepools were delayed back then

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah. I was thinking about HGSS. I guess it's stronger in GSC because it's special and it was supposed to be the Cynda-line's pseudo-signature move.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >lots of grass and bug types early on, notably Sprout Tower
          You one shot them regardless of what you pick because they’re still level 3 shitmons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't have a job so it's bad
        Zoomers are truly hopeless

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's true. I can't relate to it because it's just an animal, which is boring

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was their first pokemon and can't let go

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Good on them for not being fair weather fans then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no my first was Bulbasaur

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a big exploding badger and that's really cool.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a starter without moves, kinda sad to be honest
        In their minds it shouldn't suck this bad

        They forget that meganiun one niche was not being weak to psychic for 3 generations and serperior had an even worse movepool with its HA locked away an entire generation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Typhlosion fans don’t compare it to grass starters because It makes no sense to compare a fire starter to grass starters, Typhlosion’s movepool is far worse than not only other fire starters but most Fire types period
          >Serperior’s wait was compensated with Contrary, one of the best abilities in the game and it has been amazing since >Typhlosion’s ability was also delayed and it just got Flash Fire, extremely generic and situational compared to the broken abilities like Blaziken’s speed boost that was released early
          >Most typhlosiomfags are johtofags in general and wouldn’t mind meganium getting buffed anyway
          >Meganium was allowed to get Pollen Puff a useful move that fits thematically and has been widely requested for it
          >meanwhile Typhlosion still got nothing in decades and it’s Hisuian form was intentionally gimped with frisk in an open meta

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was just the sex, tho.
        The sex, tho.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          slutty creature

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no job and no moustache means......... le bad!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm asking the same thing since it's a lazy cartoon Animal with Fire slapped on It

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          CHARIZARD is just a lazy generic dragon with a dinky flame on its tail and everyone worships that waste of space

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            At least Charizard IS a Monster typhlosion is literally my mom's malding badger

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this
          Typhlosion line are ostensibly the blandest fire starters ever designed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a huge fan but a fire badger thats a living volcano is a sick idea.
        I prefer Camerupt though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Typhlosion is one of the few pokemom that actually behaves like an animal. Hes silly looking when hes just passively going about the day. When in a fight or potiential attack, hes hunches his head forward, fangs beared and fire out, he takes a wide stance and spreads his arms out to make himself look bigger. Hes just an wild animal and hes the only starter that does this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        le badger explode so epic you must be a zoomzoom unlike us epic oldfags that love typhlosion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It seems really generic for a fire type, not having any design elements you can't find with most other fire types
        Maybe I just think those design elements work better on Typhlosion than on the others. This is some weird logic, I guess Bruxish is actually a great design because no other Pokemon shares its ugly-ass design choices?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bruxish is legitimately a better design than Typhlosion, yes. Not sure why you brought it up as some counter to anon’s point.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Disregarding your terrible opinions, the point is that uniqueness isn't an objective indicator of quality. Bruxish is extremely unique, but most people think it looks like shit.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can learn fucking Thunderbolt and Draco Meteor now
    he cannot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ok how you know

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The movepool of all mons is out. He cannot learn any of these moves.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    still low tier tho

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Source? It doesn't appear that it actually got either.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love Typhlosion so much. Fuck Charizard

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Didn't you get shadowball, it's a hand me down from it's hisuian form but it is still a decent move even without stab

    Thyplosion is fine, it's identity is the wingless charizard without moves unless you make a physical set, also it outstats a lot of fire types by virtue of being a starter too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't you get shadowball, it's a hand me down from it's hisuian form but it is still a decent move even without stab
      I mean, if I wanted to spam shadow ball I could just use the Hisuain form
      >Thyplosion is fine, identity is the wingless charizard without moves
      “Wingless CHARIZARD without moves” is not “fine”
      >unless you make a physical set,
      With 84 attack and no set up?
      >also it outstats a lot of fire types by virtue of being a starter too
      outstating means very little when those Stats are arranged in a brainless way

      this
      Typhlosion line are ostensibly the blandest fire starters ever designed

      You are ostensively the blandest anon ever to type on vp

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