Can we have video games humor thread please?

Can we have video games humor thread please?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stadiafags' interactions online were like if Morbius memers were being completely serious and sincere.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam and Switch being dead or killed, lol what world do you live in, its certainly not earth,

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Funny to see this now considering how new attention was recently brought to SMT and Persona with an eceleb making a big stink about being an illiterate retard with Persona 4. That game does a fantastic job gatekeeping itself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with an eceleb making a big stink about being an illiterate retard with Persona 4
      what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main Sonic fandub chud (SnapCube) threw a big temper tantrum on Twitter a couple days ago over playing Persona 4 and his hilarious misunderstanding of Kanji's arc (plus blindly accepting what he let his chud pals tell him about Naoto being "problematic" since he decided to just quit the game rather than actually experience the resolution of that arc for himself). He's upset that Kanji didn't turn out to be a full-on fruity flaming queen gay, which shows just how badly he tuned out his entire fucking plot arc.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, I kinda expected it being either Kanji or Naoto plots
          I mean, even half of Ganker believes that Kanji is gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The upside is, most people who commented on the situation absolutely tore him a new one for his willfully ignorant take (also revitalizing a sub-discourse about people realizing that those Sonic fandubs have always been largely unfunny and that the uncommon funny moments have all been driven into the fucking ground). This apparently isn't the first time either that he had a bugshit insane hyperliberal take that made even other actual trannies step in and say that he was being fucking retarded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this confused young boy without a father figure is questioning his life
          >I BETTER JAM MY POLITICS INTO IT AS HARD AS I CAN
          I want all twitter users euthanized.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >without a father figure
            Huh?
            This isn't brought up anywhere.
            I'm not defending the guy, but you're doing the same.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty early in his social link you learn that his father died when he was a little, and asked him to be a man for his mother sake.
              But no one taught him what being man is about, so Kanji picked things that associated with toxic masculinity despite wanting to have girly hobbies like knitting

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You cannot die with dignity if you had none in life.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well this aged like stadia it didnt

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everything that Google does nowadays die so quickly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they know for a fact their bread and butter is collecting user data and everything else is just a flight of fancy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they almost always throw only money at projects rather than accompanying the money with relevant expertise and research.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all experiments, if they don't work they drop them, simple as.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because as a Google employee you HAVE to have your own project before you're accepted for a promotion. The result is them making any bullshit they can regardless of quality because it literally doesn't matter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So that’s why moot made canvas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google is only good as a search engine (which was established ~25 years ago) and shit at literally everything else because it is currently run by college age liberal arts majors.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > and shit at literally everything else because it is currently run by college age liberal arts majors.
        Literally every part of this is inaccurate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Google used to be a good search engine, now it's garbage and even fucking Bing give more accurate results

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >now it's garbage and even fucking Bing give more accurate results

          lmao no, I fucking hate Google and loathe that I have to use it but I'll give credit where it's due, it's far better than Bing. Bing is fucking dreadful

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A what about Android

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a software company thinking they are an engineering company but hire code monkeys.
      Seriously, I have met several employees and they are all art graduates with a few months of coding bootcamp.

      The ones doing the 'serious' work are all poos with questionable PhD certificates.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are incompetent, they don't know what the Internet wants and they are just your simple greedy corpo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get more good boy points at Google for launching a project than you do for maintaining or updating one. So every software engineer who's free to move around between projects bails on a project as soon as it's launched and they can put "shipped it" on their resume and it's left in the hands of interns and lowest-ranked programmers who have to choice.

      This means that Google comes up with tons of products, sometimes even good ones, and they always die because the people maintaining them are nowhere near as good as the people creating them and just aren't up to the task.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO WE CANT STOP WITH THE FUCKING HUMOR I WANT SERIOS AND CONSTRUCTIVE DISCUSSION YOU IMBECILE

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would be even better with a preceding OnLive door.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, stadia killed the atari?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >move over, mario!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever eat it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course not, Snoys don‘t stand by their word.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some things never change...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You guys are getting Royale. The version with the worst pacing, yet the most resource draining version. The Space dungeon will be hilarious on a Switch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >y-you're getting the worst version!
          We've been able to emulate the PS3 version for years now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worst version
          Gigacope

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Space dungeon will be hilarious on a Switch.
          How so?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking I care about purse owner "those stupid adults just don't get it" edition
          I have better things to do than play crap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ONE GAME

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it’s because I’m older now, but I can’t believe console war retards like this still exist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tribalism existed since the dawn of mankind. There will always be the desire to look down on outsiders of your group.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >taking any of that shit flinging seriously
        So you've grown old enough to become one of those retarded we made fun of for thinking the internet is srs bsns

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's mostly ironic retards and trolls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are desperate to run behind a cause in a world that doesn't need them. Corpos only take them in because they operate as a free marketing agency and damage control unit whenever they fuck something up. That picture of turning employees into ambassadors and players into fanatics is exactly what led us here. In another time these gays would've been dying in droves over shit that nobody will remember.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Console war shit is mostly from poorfags who need a new hobby. You should have at minimum a pc/ps5 and most a pc/switch/ps5 so you can play all the games.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think he learned his lesson after the bag of crows and dicks for Splatoon.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the funniest thing about this image is the idea that Xbox would be the last to die, rather than the first.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever noticed that all PR google does comes from literallywho employees who look like glassy-eyed automatons, or online posts that sound like barely coherent bots?
    Google as a company has no definitive "face" like Bezos or Musk. There's apparently some Indian CEO out there but I had to google him (heh).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Google as a company has no definitive "face"
      Because Google is a branch of state intelligence, not a corporate entity.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are big companies like GAFA so obsessed with the gaming industry?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a biggest legal entertainment industry ever?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't they buy Sony or Nintendo?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a few thoughts.
          First of all, Google likes to buy companies for cheap. Like, laguhably cheap. It generally doesn't like actually spending money.
          Second, big scale M&A is always lengthy and very detailed process.
          Buyer needs to carefully audit the buyee unless they just want to squeeze the company for a quick buck.
          It's a purely a speculation on my part, but actually buying a big company like Sony would require hiring additional people, and it will negatively affect revenue per employee, which is extermely high for the FAANG

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            dumb gay cat killed off the best character in the fucking show. Unbelievable.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it bad?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bd2? Yeah, it was beyond generic and terrible

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bd2? Yeah, it was beyond generic and terrible

        bd2? Yeah, it was beyond generic and terrible

        Second was good, II was shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Second was alright in Japan but the game got utterly butchered in the west during localization

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What localization? The game sucked overall

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took me second to realize "II" and "Second" aren't the same game.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The craziest part is that Stadia even happened in the first place. OnLive was the exact same thing 7-8 years prior and it failed because they realized that internet infrastructure is absolute garbage in tons of places, especially the US. A 16 year old intern with a simple Google search could have saved Google from wasting that money.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stadia failed not because of infrastructure, but unironically because of marketing
      One of worst offenders was prices, no sane manager should have approved it. But unironically just streaming games through nvidia and psnow was fucking cheaper

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >atari
    >dreamcast
    Stadia didn't even kill consoles that were already dead

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people act like xbox is alive when literally all those games can be played on pc?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    YOUNG MAN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Second panel
      >"Man"
      Draw a girl call it a boy, literally

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I SAID YOUNG MAN

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A man pretending to be a woman. The game would have been infinitely superior if "he" was just a cute female waifu.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOUNG
            MAN

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're pretty gay ain't ya.

  20. 2 months ago
    Nintendojitsu

    The only memes Stadians can use involve suicide.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can post from different world lines?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dreamcast
    >Atari
    Oh, I didn't even noticed it
    Shit is even weirder now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dreamcast still gets homebrew games today. You can't even say the same for Stadia now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The goddamn Atari 2600 still gets homebrew.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atari and Sega killed themselves though.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?
    No seriously.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      google staff shilled stadia 3 years age

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stadia was unironically groundbreaking and it hurts me to see so many dumbasses make fun of it dying the industry is a worse place without it

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the concept of streamed gaming. I'd gladly invest in it if they could get it to WORK. But Stadia was obviously a shit-show from the moment it was announced. The only sad part is that had it gained real traction, there's a chance they'd have invested more to improve the tech.

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