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Stadiagays' interactions online were like if Morbius memers were being completely serious and sincere.
Steam and Switch being dead or killed, lol what world do you live in, its certainly not earth,
Funny to see this now considering how new attention was recently brought to SMT and Persona with an eceleb making a big stink about being an illiterate moron with Persona 4. That game does a fantastic job gatekeeping itself.
>with an eceleb making a big stink about being an illiterate moron with Persona 4
what?
The main Sonic fandub troony (SnapCube) threw a big temper tantrum on Twitter a couple days ago over playing Persona 4 and his hilarious misunderstanding of Kanji's arc (plus blindly accepting what he let his troony pals tell him about Naoto being "problematic" since he decided to just quit the game rather than actually experience the resolution of that arc for himself). He's upset that Kanji didn't turn out to be a full-on fruity flaming queen homosexual, which shows just how badly he tuned out his entire fricking plot arc.
Well, I kinda expected it being either Kanji or Naoto plots
I mean, even half of Ganker believes that Kanji is gay
The upside is, most people who commented on the situation absolutely tore him a new one for his willfully ignorant take (also revitalizing a sub-discourse about people realizing that those Sonic fandubs have always been largely unfunny and that the uncommon funny moments have all been driven into the fricking ground). This apparently isn't the first time either that he had a bugshit insane hyperliberal take that made even other actual trannies step in and say that he was being fricking moronic.
>this confused young boy without a father figure is questioning his life
>I BETTER JAM MY POLITICS INTO IT AS HARD AS I CAN
I want all twitter users euthanized.
>without a father figure
Huh?
This isn't brought up anywhere.
I'm not defending the guy, but you're doing the same.
Pretty early in his social link you learn that his father died when he was a little, and asked him to be a man for his mother sake.
But no one taught him what being man is about, so Kanji picked things that associated with toxic masculinity despite wanting to have girly hobbies like knitting
You cannot die with dignity if you had none in life.
well this aged like stadia it didnt
Why does everything that Google does nowadays die so quickly?
because they know for a fact their bread and butter is collecting user data and everything else is just a flight of fancy
Because they almost always throw only money at projects rather than accompanying the money with relevant expertise and research.
They're all experiments, if they don't work they drop them, simple as.
Because as a Google employee you HAVE to have your own project before you're accepted for a promotion. The result is them making any bullshit they can regardless of quality because it literally doesn't matter.
So that’s why moot made canvas
Google is only good as a search engine (which was established ~25 years ago) and shit at literally everything else because it is currently run by college age liberal arts majors.
> and shit at literally everything else because it is currently run by college age liberal arts majors.
Literally every part of this is inaccurate.
Google used to be a good search engine, now it's garbage and even fricking Bing give more accurate results
>now it's garbage and even fricking Bing give more accurate results
lmao no, I fricking hate Google and loathe that I have to use it but I'll give credit where it's due, it's far better than Bing. Bing is fricking dreadful
A what about Android
Because it's a software company thinking they are an engineering company but hire code monkeys.
Seriously, I have met several employees and they are all art graduates with a few months of coding bootcamp.
The ones doing the 'serious' work are all poos with questionable PhD certificates.
They are incompetent, they don't know what the Internet wants and they are just your simple greedy corpo.
You get more good boy points at Google for launching a project than you do for maintaining or updating one. So every software engineer who's free to move around between projects bails on a project as soon as it's launched and they can put "shipped it" on their resume and it's left in the hands of interns and lowest-ranked programmers who have to choice.
This means that Google comes up with tons of products, sometimes even good ones, and they always die because the people maintaining them are nowhere near as good as the people creating them and just aren't up to the task.
NO WE CANT STOP WITH THE FRICKING HUMOR I WANT SERIOS AND CONSTRUCTIVE DISCUSSION YOU IMBECILE
Fixed.
This would be even better with a preceding OnLive door.
damn, stadia killed the atari?
>move over, mario!
Did they ever eat it?
Of course not, Snoys don‘t stand by their word.
Some things never change...
You guys are getting Royale. The version with the worst pacing, yet the most resource draining version. The Space dungeon will be hilarious on a Switch.
>y-you're getting the worst version!
We've been able to emulate the PS3 version for years now
>worst version
Gigacope
>The Space dungeon will be hilarious on a Switch.
How so?
>thinking I care about purse owner "those stupid adults just don't get it" edition
I have better things to do than play crap
ONE GAME
Maybe it’s because I’m older now, but I can’t believe console war morons like this still exist
Tribalism existed since the dawn of mankind. There will always be the desire to look down on outsiders of your group.
>taking any of that shit flinging seriously
So you've grown old enough to become one of those moronic we made fun of for thinking the internet is srs bsns
it's mostly ironic morons and trolls
They are desperate to run behind a cause in a world that doesn't need them. Corpos only take them in because they operate as a free marketing agency and damage control unit whenever they frick something up. That picture of turning employees into ambassadors and players into fanatics is exactly what led us here. In another time these homosexuals would've been dying in droves over shit that nobody will remember.
Console war shit is mostly from poorgays who need a new hobby. You should have at minimum a pc/ps5 and most a pc/switch/ps5 so you can play all the games.
You'd think he learned his lesson after the bag of crows and dicks for Splatoon.
the funniest thing about this image is the idea that Xbox would be the last to die, rather than the first.
Have you ever noticed that all PR google does comes from literallywho employees who look like glassy-eyed automatons, or online posts that sound like barely coherent bots?
Google as a company has no definitive "face" like Bezos or Musk. There's apparently some Indian CEO out there but I had to google him (heh).
>Google as a company has no definitive "face"
Because Google is a branch of state intelligence, not a corporate entity.
Why are big companies like GAFA so obsessed with the gaming industry?
Because it's a biggest legal entertainment industry ever?
Can't they buy Sony or Nintendo?
I have a few thoughts.
First of all, Google likes to buy companies for cheap. Like, laguhably cheap. It generally doesn't like actually spending money.
Second, big scale M&A is always lengthy and very detailed process.
Buyer needs to carefully audit the buyee unless they just want to squeeze the company for a quick buck.
It's a purely a speculation on my part, but actually buying a big company like Sony would require hiring additional people, and it will negatively affect revenue per employee, which is extermely high for the FAANG
dumb homosexual cat killed off the best character in the fricking show. Unbelievable.
Was it bad?
bd2? Yeah, it was beyond generic and terrible
Second was good, II was shit.
Second was alright in Japan but the game got utterly butchered in the west during localization
What localization? The game sucked overall
Took me second to realize "II" and "Second" aren't the same game.
The craziest part is that Stadia even happened in the first place. OnLive was the exact same thing 7-8 years prior and it failed because they realized that internet infrastructure is absolute garbage in tons of places, especially the US. A 16 year old intern with a simple Google search could have saved Google from wasting that money.
Stadia failed not because of infrastructure, but unironically because of marketing
One of worst offenders was prices, no sane manager should have approved it. But unironically just streaming games through nvidia and psnow was fricking cheaper
>atari
>dreamcast
Stadia didn't even kill consoles that were already dead
Why do people act like xbox is alive when literally all those games can be played on pc?
YOUNG MAN
>Second panel
>"Man"
Draw a girl call it a boy, literally
I SAID YOUNG MAN
A man pretending to be a woman. The game would have been infinitely superior if "he" was just a cute female waifu.
YOUNG
MAN
You're pretty gay ain't ya.
The only memes Stadians can use involve suicide.
You can post from different world lines?
>Dreamcast
>Atari
Oh, I didn't even noticed it
Shit is even weirder now
Dreamcast still gets homebrew games today. You can't even say the same for Stadia now.
The goddamn Atari 2600 still gets homebrew.
Atari and Sega killed themselves though.
Literally who?
No seriously.
google staff shilled stadia 3 years age
Stadia was unironically groundbreaking and it hurts me to see so many dumbasses make fun of it dying the industry is a worse place without it
I really like the concept of streamed gaming. I'd gladly invest in it if they could get it to WORK. But Stadia was obviously a shit-show from the moment it was announced. The only sad part is that had it gained real traction, there's a chance they'd have invested more to improve the tech.