Can you use your vidya knowledge to bake a cake? What kind of ingredients shall you use?
Can you use your vidya knowledge to bake a cake? What kind of ingredients shall you use?
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Can you use your vidya knowledge to bake a cake? What kind of ingredients shall you use?
>take about five dozen eggs
>Start putting them in a bowl
about two shredded potatoes
let’s hope they’re not blight stricken
butter butter butter joins the bowl
One bucket of milk
4 heaping packets of Benzoylmethylecgonine
Orrrrr what some people might refer to as cocaine
CRACK CRA- OOPS, OOPS THE EGG INTO THE, OOPS
Jesus CHRISTO
You people are ruining the cake! These are ALL going into ONE BOWL if you must KNOW
It’s only milk, potatoes, eggs… butter… and cocaine man
I can't, that guy's cake will be way better than mine.
Come onnnnn!
HOLY SHIT, TWO CAKES!
He's not wrong
HOLY SHIT TWO CAKES
Oh thats rich
No
I like you.
Average Gamer tries to figure out a cake baking puzzle
https://www.twitch.tv/heldenuk/clip/BlazingPowerfulReubenSaltBae
About uhh, 50cl of Eliza from skullgirls breastmilk
MORE BREASTMILK
1 liters it is
Bucket of milk
Pot of flour
An egg
Mix in a cake tin and bake in an oven.
If you burn it it's worth more because of market economics.
Looking at these posts... This cake is just... mostly milk.
35 pounds of Thorium
You know what I don't even care anymore
I WANNA FUCK THE CAKE
Reach the cake
YOU FOOL
YOU FOOLISH FOOL!
That cake was a dragon, fire will just make it more powerful
Exactly, now we can take revenge on the garden gnomes
That oven is strictly for CAKES
Yes and she is 31 and single ,working a dead end office job. Someone has to do something... her egg count...
No, not THAT cake! The one in the BOWL
Cum in the bowl for me
i can make banana bread i learned from arcanum's manual does that count
Yeah just throw it into the bowl with all the other shit
Shit? Why didn't you just say so??
>shits in the cake
I know where this thread is going. So here's an early one
Don't know what meta garbage this is but it would've been infinitely funnier if it was just anon screaming for help.
Didn't last long apparently.
2 hours in and you guys have already ruined it
Jarate makes everything taste better!
Any more DELIGHTFUL ingredient suggestions you have for this... THING?? (it doesn't deserve to be called a cake anymore)
Or is it ready to be chucked into the oven so we can all get this over with.
and five MORE whoppers
200ml of Ethanol
I get real close and gently whisper my deepest fears and ambitions to the cake mix
3-4 cayenne peppers, finely diced
The corpses of every single princess from every single Save the Princess Thread.
Even the MONKEY?
Even Kiki and Nini.
Would this include or not include the lopeared rabbit princess that nobody let down from the wall and decided to declare John Cena to be the new princess
INCLUDE THEM AAALLLLLLLLLLLL
Ok, but she's not a princess any more, John Cena is
this
THIS
T H I S
An amalgamation of every single thing wrong with these threads.
Even mouse princess 🙁
Put her in
One whole russian T-54
You know what, throw upskirt guy into the bowl too.
Can you add some Betty Crocker? Not the cake mix, the person.
>Anon has to witness this abomination while his fat breasted egyptian gf mocks him
kek
big mac
3 egg, 15u flour, 10u milk
severely underrated
Soap.
semen
Never thrust in someone from here.
Never.
and don't trust either
aaaa
Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
I WISH I THEN, WHAT I HAD KNOW
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU NEEDED A COW
ADD SOME SUGAR
MAKES IT SO SWEET
MIX IN THE EGG AND ADD THE WHEEEEAT!
throw a cow in the cake
Hang on guys let me just put the cake in for 4 and a half years, it's gonna be delicious
ITS GONNA BE BURNT bro
>he doesn't know
Paper Mario has an int overflow for the timer that keeps track of how long your cake needs to stay in the oven. If you wait 4.5 years the timer resets to 0, so if you then take it out after waiting the right amount of time after the reset the game recognize it as a perfectly done cake.
https://youtu.be/9WtWMByFGYU
>spoilers
i actually knew silly anon, else i wouldnt have replied
Why is Ganker so cute?
kino
why not?
I would not eat this
i would
Yes
Throw in Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White.
and all the power rangers
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black moron?
And darth vader
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This is the police! You’re ALL under arrest for throwing corpses in the cake!
Put the police in the cake
I can’t bake
Have sex with squigly from skullgirls over the goddamn cake
BANANA!
CIGAR!
STIFF COCKS!
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE!
DEAD GOPNIKS!
IF YOU DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK
WHAT?
THEN YOU'LL HAVE A
the cake is a lie guys