Can you use your vidya knowledge to bake a cake? What kind of ingredients shall you use?

Can you use your vidya knowledge to bake a cake? What kind of ingredients shall you use?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take about five dozen eggs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Start putting them in a bowl

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    about two shredded potatoes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      let’s hope they’re not blight stricken

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    butter butter butter joins the bowl

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One bucket of milk

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 heaping packets of Benzoylmethylecgonine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orrrrr what some people might refer to as cocaine

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRACK CRA- OOPS, OOPS THE EGG INTO THE, OOPS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus CHRISTO

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You people are ruining the cake! These are ALL going into ONE BOWL if you must KNOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s only milk, potatoes, eggs… butter… and cocaine man

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't, that guy's cake will be way better than mine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come onnnnn!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT, TWO CAKES!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not wrong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT TWO CAKES

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh thats rich

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like you.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Average Gamer tries to figure out a cake baking puzzle
    https://www.twitch.tv/heldenuk/clip/BlazingPowerfulReubenSaltBae

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    About uhh, 50cl of Eliza from skullgirls breastmilk

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MORE BREASTMILK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 liters it is

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bucket of milk
    Pot of flour
    An egg

    Mix in a cake tin and bake in an oven.

    If you burn it it's worth more because of market economics.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at these posts... This cake is just... mostly milk.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    35 pounds of Thorium

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I don't even care anymore
    I WANNA FRICK THE CAKE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reach the cake

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU FOOL
          YOU FOOLISH FOOL!
          That cake was a dragon, fire will just make it more powerful

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, now we can take revenge on the israelites

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That oven is strictly for CAKES

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and she is 31 and single ,working a dead end office job. Someone has to do something... her egg count...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, not THAT cake! The one in the BOWL

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cum in the bowl for me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can make banana bread i learned from arcanum's manual does that count

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah just throw it into the bowl with all the other shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit? Why didn't you just say so??
        >shits in the cake

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know where this thread is going. So here's an early one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know what meta garbage this is but it would've been infinitely funnier if it was just anon screaming for help.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't last long apparently.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 hours in and you guys have already ruined it

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jarate makes everything taste better!

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any more DELIGHTFUL ingredient suggestions you have for this... THING?? (it doesn't deserve to be called a cake anymore)
    Or is it ready to be chucked into the oven so we can all get this over with.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and five MORE whoppers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      200ml of Ethanol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get real close and gently whisper my deepest fears and ambitions to the cake mix

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3-4 cayenne peppers, finely diced

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The corpses of every single princess from every single Save the Princess Thread.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the MONKEY?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even Kiki and Nini.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would this include or not include the lopeared rabbit princess that nobody let down from the wall and decided to declare John Cena to be the new princess

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          INCLUDE THEM AAALLLLLLLLLLLL

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, but she's not a princess any more, John Cena is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        THIS
        T H I S

        An amalgamation of every single thing wrong with these threads.

        Even mouse princess 🙁

        Put her in

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One whole russian T-54

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what, throw upskirt guy into the bowl too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you add some Betty Crocker? Not the cake mix, the person.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon has to witness this abomination while his fat breasted egyptian gf mocks him
      kek

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    big mac

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 egg, 15u flour, 10u milk

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      severely underrated

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soap.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    semen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never thrust in someone from here.

      Never.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and don't trust either

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          aaaa

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WISH I THEN, WHAT I HAD KNOW
    I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU NEEDED A COW
    ADD SOME SUGAR
    MAKES IT SO SWEET
    MIX IN THE EGG AND ADD THE WHEEEEAT!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      throw a cow in the cake

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hang on guys let me just put the cake in for 4 and a half years, it's gonna be delicious

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITS GONNA BE BURNT homie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        Paper Mario has an int overflow for the timer that keeps track of how long your cake needs to stay in the oven. If you wait 4.5 years the timer resets to 0, so if you then take it out after waiting the right amount of time after the reset the game recognize it as a perfectly done cake.
        https://youtu.be/9WtWMByFGYU

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spoilers
          i actually knew silly anon, else i wouldnt have replied

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ganker so cute?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not?

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would not eat this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw in Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and all the power rangers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Black person?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And darth vader

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the police! You’re ALL under arrest for throwing corpses in the cake!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put the police in the cake

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t bake

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex with squigly from skullgirls over the goddamn cake

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BANANA!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CIGAR!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        STIFF wienerS!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          SCREWDRIVER HANDLE!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            DEAD GOPNIKS!

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        THEN YOU'LL HAVE A

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cake is a lie guys

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