>Canonically Virgin

>Canonically Virgin
HOW?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    volcel

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one is worthy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anal only

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't know she was mormon

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Canonically Virgin
    HOW?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't recall exactly but I think she has a magic disease or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my friend and i in discord are interested in this disease. please explain in full, great and autistic detail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ivy is cursed by Soul Edge and would pass that curse on any children she has, so she won't have any or any sex because of the risk of a child.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes thats it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surely she'd at least suck a wiener, or a little titfrick, or anal if she's daring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This was the early modern era, back then all those activities were actually illegal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's rich. She probably has a spectacular toy collection.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Related - https://voca.ro/1eAeYKMTCuCX

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely, there should have been a romance subplot with Geralt in SCVI. He's the perfect person to take her virginity wit no risk since he's sterile and canonically an amazing lay.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anal doesn't count

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start dating a divorced MILF
    >so far so good
    >agree to go with her to Cancun for a week
    >now she wants us to move in together
    I knew it was too good to be true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doubt it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you saying it like it's a bad thing? That sounds peachy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to keep it casual and fun, she's rushing us into being a formal couple. She got burned really badly by her divorced so I think she's desperate to get back to normal so to speak.

        a whole fricking week in cancun? what did even do?

        Pool, beach, great food, lots of tequila, went to a couple of shows and a couple of tourist traps. And a whole lot of fricking, it was a nice little hotel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again, that sounds fricking great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a whole fricking week in cancun? what did even do?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a sugar baby for a cougar, what do you think they did? They fricked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now she wants us to move in together
      Don't do it; women with SOCKs are for recreational use only.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SOCKs
        ?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She never had a penis inserted into her, what's so hard to believe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seong mina is too sexual

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she just like me fr

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japs freak out when their waifu isn't a pure maiden untouched by another man

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just deny sex and other people's advances. When someone asks you out, just let them down politely. Volcel life is peaceful and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's built for HUGE canadian wiener only

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She canonically takes BBC though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Konichiwa, dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        saucy

        Konichiwa, fren

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE REVERSAL OF EXPECTATIONS XD

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's nice the japanese still understand the appeal of virginity and don't gaslight themselves or cope like the west does about how bawdtery is a good thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >about how bawdtery is a good thing
      You say this while praising a character in BDSM garter belt and a thong up the ass, moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron-kun...
        "bawd" means a loose woman. Not an immodest woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god I wanna floss my teeth with her thong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dresses like a bawd
        >is actually a virgin

        Don't tell me this isn't a based trope. The west will never understand

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you believe her?

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