Can't beat Starmie

Can't beat Starmie

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use your fluffeon or whatever it’s called. The plant pokemon you catch. He looks like a grape with a palm tree on top

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oddish or bellsprout depending on his version

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>/vp/ must stay in /vp/

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He's not playing Yellow

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Acquire proficiency.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Restart and choose Bulbasaur

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grind.

    Go get a Bellsprout past Black person Bridge

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't understand rock paper scissors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lot to remember,.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is Charmeleon's crest a different shade?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because early gens had fricky sprites

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >funky
        fixed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no no, you had it right

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*rules your metagame*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not abusing leech seed/toxic
      >not using a guaranteed crit slash setup
      >not freezing all the other pokemon and laughing as they never thaw out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        leech seed + toxic is a meme, switching out even makes turn toxic into normal poison
        Persian is the best slasher in the game but lacks the atk required to actually be effective, plus since slash is already a crit, you can rely on a lucky crit to get extra damage like Tauros can with Body Slam/Hyper Beam

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >leech seed + toxic is a meme
          I distinctly remember sweeping the entire Elite Four with my Venusaur alone

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >team btfo
            >win with a Forretress using toxic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh, yeah, in-game is good ofc, just not against real people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bro you could have swept the E4 with venusaur by just clicking razor leaf and body slam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't tauros ultimately a worse snorlax against literally everything except for executor?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. In competitive speed is crucial.

        Tauros hyper beams first and has no recharge. Snorlax became king in Gen. 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all, Tauros is easily the best late game sweeper, his speed is key in securing a crazy crit rate plus makes his combo of Body Slam + Hyper Beam stupidly good considering he can 2HKO most of the tier, he is insanely hard to revenge kill. Snorlax is always guaranteed to go last, and that's a big liability, still Snorlax has a strong argument for 2nd best mon.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just go catch a bellsprout/oddish bro

    This is by far the hardest gym in the series for everyone who picked Charmander as the only four water resists in the game up to that point are Magikarp, Paras, Bellsprout, and Oddish. Don't feel bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brock for Yellow is also terrible. You have to go catch a nidoran and teach it kick which means grinding it to like level 12 or whatever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yellow has Mankey prior to Viridian Forest. Butterfree also creams Brock as neither of his pokemon have any rock moves. So that's four pokemon that easily beat Brock counting the Nidos. Yellow also makes it easier to beat Misty because the game gives you a free Bulbasaur.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mankey
          that's even more grinding because you need to be level 15 unless you want to scratch the onyx to death

          Butterfree would work though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh nvm, he gets fighting shit earlier in yellow

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda got a Pikachu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pikachu gets raped by Starmie unless it's overleveled.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In gen 1 everything gets raped by Starmie, as long as it's not an ai using it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >special attacker
          nahchansey

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give up, it's literally impossible

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Aww sweet, a fricking schizo!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >draw a dog
    >call it a charmeleon

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people suggesting Bellsprout and Oddish
    >When starmies special stat is through the roof and tanks the grass hits anyways
    Huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best option is Paras for spores moves then Spearow or some shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Best option is to have a Pidgeot or literally any physical attacker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you grind insane you won't have Pidgeot. Spearow moveset is better than Pidgeotto, and I think Fearow is Lv. 22 or 25

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oddish and Bellsprout win from Starmie unless it gets extremely lucky with the crits

      Bellsprout more damage than Starmie and Oddish has absorb recovery

      also both of them learn sleep powder

      unless you're an idiot of course and go in with a lv 14 oddish

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that Starmie should have had
    Surf / Ice Beam / Thunderbolt

    Put the player up against something that his ALL starters super effective

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boy I really love it in romhacks when gyms have smogon movesets at the part of the game where I'm fricking around with wurmples

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a single pokemon vs your 6

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >charmeleon
    wartortle...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mewtwo

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Parasect-chads laughing in the background

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has the most broken sleep move in the gen where sleep is most broken
      >still bottom tier

      how do you frick up that badly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >3 4x weaknesses

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you caught a clefairy, train it and teach it mega punch and it will annihilate her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clefairy is gay tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so are you
        2 negatives cancel each other out

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically buy Magikarp and grind it 15 levels in Mt. Moon.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is your charmeleon only lv21? by that point in the game mine was like lv27.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder Magikarp was meant to be Dragonite and it was Dratini Dragonair Gyarados.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fake news

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      next you're going to tell us that Venonat was supposed to evolve into Butterfree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Daily reminder [HEADCANON]

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >psychic
    >only weakness bugged
    >no damage moves from other weakness
    >counter is dual-type with a weakness to you

    What the frick were they thinking?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do the legendary birds get in caves and buildings?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't face it with a Fire Type, train up a Grass Type from the routes West and North of Cerulean City.

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