Can't believe this piece of shit beat the PSP. I fricking hate casuals.

Can't believe this piece of shit beat the PSP. I fricking hate casuals.
How did Nintendo go from making the best portable console ever made (GBA) to this piece of undiluted garbage?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What games did the PSP even have besides Monster Hunter?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kurohyou(it's kino)

      >Can't believe this piece of shit beat the PSP
      What do you mean by "beat" it?

      OP probably means sales

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OP probably means sales
        then he's low iq or underage
        All that should matter is which console he prefers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grant Turismo
      Burnout
      Final Fantasy galore
      GTA stories
      God of war

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >carslop
        get a real interest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the final homosexualry thing and that's it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tons if you aren't a normalhomosexual. Good thing nobody here is 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >majority of these are not exclusives and instead ports if not straight inferior versions of established home console series
        >braindead turn based JRPGs (SMT) or half VNs like corpse party (non-games)
        Good showing, moron. Saying it again but outside of Dissidia, Crush, God Eater, Bleach Heat The Soul, MHFU and GTA CW there's almost nothing of value on the psp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah forgot DJmax too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >majority of these are not exclusives and instead ports if not straight inferior versions of established home console series
          and that's supposed to be a bad thing?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >good games on DS
            >games usually designed with and built for the system (limitations) in mind

            >good games on the PSP
            >janky home console ports pushing hardware limits and feel bad to play as a result due to increased loading times, lower framerates, lower graphical fidelity, sacrificing gameplay and more issues compared to the real thing (gta stories games, Ace combat, Burnout, GoW)
            >how is this bad?

            If you are playing on PPSSPP then yeah you can circumvent those faults somewhat but back then it was really frustrating, especially for games that had a lot of cutscenes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You think the PSP has a weak library because you are thinking mostly in an emulation sense. You can't knock the ports out because they have better console versions, the whole appeal is playing them on the go. The tech was impressive for the time but still limited, you couldn't fully get the console experience on the go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No Death Jr
        I know the first one was rough, but the second one was pretty good.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thing beats all 7th gen consoles too, not just the PSP.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't believe this piece of shit beat the PSP
    What do you mean by "beat" it?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Games, simple as. I love the PSP also I play both of these libraries all the damn time. Ease of development can’t be discounted either, the DS was supposedly piss easy and piss cheap to develop for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DS was supposedly piss easy and piss cheap to develop for
      I mean the DS was basically a slightly better GBA with two screens so it makes sense.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The DS simply had better games, but it is not like PSP didnt have bangers as well. As far as consoles that didnt have their full potential realised go, the WiiU and Vita are far better examples.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You posted the greatest console of all time

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it had better games
    And let's not talk about the shita

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't we talk about the best handheld ever? (it means life)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dead
    he doesn't know

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alive
    xir isn't aware

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in limbo
    fæ aren't aware

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, don't care about downgraded PS2 games. I'm happy the DS stabbed the PSP. All with it's stylus

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both had good games. I hold nothing against either machine.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Re-education shock troops have been dispatched to your block. Please remain in your home.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do not give two shits about first party nintendo games but DS has the better library, 999 and TWEWY are better then every PSP game. I like the PSP's library more though.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PSP
    >winning
    What actual games did it have outside of MHFU, FF dissidia/tactics, the Bleach fighting games and GTA chinatown wars?
    Corpse Party? kek
    Braindead and casualized turn based JRPGs with no identity? Inferior versions of existing genres that were popular on home consoles like racing or fighting games? The absolute state.

    The DS had Elite Beat Agents, Etrian Odyssey, Rhythm Heaven, Trauma Center Under the knife, Ghost Trick, Henry Hatsworth, TWEWY, Mario Kart, Mario&Luigi Bowser inside story etc. It just had so much more titles, who also understood the limitations of the system while also making use of the console's unique gameplay features. You didn't buy the PSP for games. You bought it for hardware that went unused or was moronic (you now remember UMD) and the potential to do cool stuff with it, like chatting on MSN with your crush when you were 13. That was the best part.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Inferior versions of existing genres that were popular on home consoles like racing or fighting games?
      Why do people say this like it's a bad thing? It's a portable console, theres gonna be drawbacks. Playing something like Tekken 5 on the go is very cool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T5DR is also more feature complete then it's PS3 version, though it's missing Tekken Force and the previous arcade games from 5.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think you're mad? I still seeth to this day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kills your batteries in 3 hours
      what were they thinking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do you guys not have batteries?
        I can't believe Mr. Sega said that

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is liking one and hating the other. Adulthood is understanding that both the PSP and the DS had great games and together hard carried the shitfest that was the 7th generation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS and PS2 were great

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just because the DS was a better seller doesn't make the PSP a loser, you literally could not go wrong with either. It was a true golden age of handheld gaming and nothing will ever touch it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing will ever touch it
      The current age lets you literally custom order any handheld you want with emulators built in and easily plugging in all the roms you could want and like 10x the battery life. We're currently living in the best time for handhelds, give it a few more years and I'm sure you can throw Switch games into the mix too.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The GBA was a garbage, watered down super nintendo with a crap library of substandard ports and spinoffs.
    I'm not saying the DS was any better (forced stylus controls ruin every single game on the platform), but the GBA was a bit old pile of shit.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw an Anon say this in another thread and thought it was interesting. He basically said that Sony and Nintendo have a different approach to games and exclusives. Take a look at the switch and the PS5. Switch is dominated by it's first party games, while PS5 is a multiplat console dominated by third party output. This applies to PSP/DS too, which is why people are saying that the PSP's library is weak. DS has handheld games for handhelds while the PSP tried to be as close as possible to console games.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^poor bait

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I fricking hate casuals
    Casuals were the ones who hated the DS and the Wii, not the other way around.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PSP felt like it was sorry for being a handheld. Every game was like a lesser version of something you had played elsewhere. Some games such as Peace Walker or Trails were good, but just better on other platforms.
    DS had games that you couldn't properly play on other hardware even today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trails
      In it's defense, PSP was the only way to play the first sky game for a while in the west. By the time SC came out, I think it hit steam.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >More affordable than the competition
    >Unique hardware gimmicks that most people actually enjoyed having
    >Tons of great games
    >Wins
    Wow!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the PSP even got any sales at all
    >Less games than the DS
    >The games that it did have were either shit or the poor man's version of console games (which means they were also crap)
    >shitty minidisk format
    >Didn't have any cool gimmicks people wanted unlike the DS's two screens
    >it's "upgrade" the PSPGO is a direct downgrade.

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