Not bad, except that it's been nearly 40 years since Princess Bride released. Also Cary Elwes would be wasted as a mute retard, and he's like six feet tall.
garden gnomes in hollywood would never make a blonde white male hero saves the attractive princess movie ever again. It will be full of illiterate mulattoes and the princess will be a stronk black bulldyke with cornrows
Gosling as Link
Some moron sheboon as Zelda
An older moron sheboon as Impa
Liam Neesom as Ganondorf
That fat manlet gay from Beauty and the Beast as Tingle
Link is the savior, so played by a black dude.
Zelda is whatever zoomer white girl is now famous
Ganon is a white guy because he's evil
The rest of the supporting cast is poos, black women and a token asian guy
tom holland as link and zendaya as zelda
Jack black as Ganon
*seth rogen
Jack black as Ganon
clancy brown as ganon
idris elba as ganon
This is the essence of modern cinema
idris elba
>live action
it will be shit like all of them
and fuck off to Ganker with your offtopic crap
>Mfw it's Faces of Evil
we knew this months ago, look at this guy's profile picture
>Cast It
Cary Elwes and Robin Wright
what a shit movie
Said noone ever
How brown are you?
I see, it's just right wingers that like that dated crap
I notice that you didn't answer his question.
South American commie?
Not bad, except that it's been nearly 40 years since Princess Bride released. Also Cary Elwes would be wasted as a mute retard, and he's like six feet tall.
you could just shot for shot re-film Princess Bride with a pair of blondes and call it a Zelda movie.
Chalamet as Beedle
I can totally imagine him saying excuse me princess. Sarcastic asshole Link is best personality.
Toby Maguire as Link
Dani Davito a Ganon
And George Ford as Zelda
Hunter Schafer as Link
Jeff Goldblum as Rauru
Stallone as the Great Deku Tree
Tom Holland as Link
Daisy Ridley as Zelda
Digimon Honsou as Ganondorf
Zendaya as Saria
Idris Elba as Rauru
Keegan Michael Key as Darunia
Funnily enough I think Key could do it.
garden gnomes in hollywood would never make a blonde white male hero saves the attractive princess movie ever again. It will be full of illiterate mulattoes and the princess will be a stronk black bulldyke with cornrows
>blonde white male hero and an attractive princess
We talking about the same franchise?
Danny DeVito as Talon/Barton.
Ryan Gosling is Zelda
Dwayne Johnson is Ganon
Emma Stone is the princess
Warwick Davis is Fi and he has more screentime than Zelda
Gosling as Link
Some moron sheboon as Zelda
An older moron sheboon as Impa
Liam Neesom as Ganondorf
That fat manlet gay from Beauty and the Beast as Tingle
>life action
and its fucked
I can't wait for 70% of the cast to be black. I'm not racist, black people are fine but you just know.
Elliot Page as Link, of course!
>Live action
Talk about a casting nightmare.
>live action
Mistake, needs to be an anime
LA Zelda would never work, what the fuck are they thinking
Elijah Wood as Link
Fuck morons check em.
Link - Joaquin Phoenix
Zelda - Margot Robbie
Ganondorf - Russel Crowe
Mr. Tingle - Chris Pratt
Epona - Sarah Jessica Parker
Go to >>>Ganker retard
Link is the savior, so played by a black dude.
Zelda is whatever zoomer white girl is now famous
Ganon is a white guy because he's evil
The rest of the supporting cast is poos, black women and a token asian guy