Originally, The Thief and the Cobbler was supposed to star a mostly silent protagonist who only speaks one line at the very end of the film. But the studio decided to add in a bunch of voiced lines from Matthew Broderick in the released version.
Why is Nintendo too cheap to animate a Zelda movie? The series is not that realistic and has cartoon fuckery on par with Mario. I know animated fantasy epics tradtionally have had a rocky box office history but LA is so much easier to fuck up. It's a strange move for a company this anal about IP protection.
>The series is not that realistic and has cartoon fuckery on par with Mario.
It only has cartoon fuckery with the Toon Link entries like Wind Waker or Spirit Tracks.
The rest of the series can be perfectly adapted into live action as shown with Twilight Princess, which is a prime example of a good live action adaption.
There's no one to cast because Link and Zelda should be teenagers and there are no child actors good enough today to act in this movie when they start filming many years from here.
>Princess Zelda: Anya Taylor Joy >Link: Michael Cera >Gannon: Idris Elba >Tingle: Danny Devito
It will be a millennial action comedy and you will watch it.
It's gonna get the standard Hollywood treatment. Zelda's not gonna need saving of any kind cause girl boss she'll probably be super obnoxious, link is gonna be turned into a retarded simp, they're probably gonna have ganon voiced by a black guy and have him be an allegory for blacks being suppressed by the evil whyte peepo exec though his race is based far more on middle easterners oh and don't forget them making dumbass jokes every two seconds even when it doesn't fit the tone at all. Hoo boy can't wait. Can hollywood just die already? The strikes and lack of support for them proves that absolutely no one fucking misses those cunts.
>Live Action
So they really didn't learn anything from the Super Mario movie? Are we really going to repeat the mistake of the old Mario movie and have to wait another 20+ years before they do an animated one?
>Nintendo says they have no current plants for a Zelda movie or any concrete movie productions after the Mario movie >random twitterfag says Universal is making a live action zelda movie >dumbass anon believes it at face value with absolutely no scrutiny because it's in a screencap and why would Ganker lie to me
Lizzo as Princess Zelda
Everyone hates Lizzo now.
Silent protagonist movie. Has it even been done?
They're called silent pictures.
but those had text instead
so did Link
Originally, The Thief and the Cobbler was supposed to star a mostly silent protagonist who only speaks one line at the very end of the film. But the studio decided to add in a bunch of voiced lines from Matthew Broderick in the released version.
I think that Mads is totally silent in Valhalla Rising. Gosling is mostly silent in Drive
anyway I'd cast a couple of literal who gaymorons in the lead roles and John Goodman as Ganon
Low Tier God as Ganondorf
Ryan Gosling
link: a black woman
zelda: a black woman
ganon: a white man
Why is Nintendo too cheap to animate a Zelda movie? The series is not that realistic and has cartoon fuckery on par with Mario. I know animated fantasy epics tradtionally have had a rocky box office history but LA is so much easier to fuck up. It's a strange move for a company this anal about IP protection.
>The series is not that realistic and has cartoon fuckery on par with Mario.
It only has cartoon fuckery with the Toon Link entries like Wind Waker or Spirit Tracks.
The rest of the series can be perfectly adapted into live action as shown with Twilight Princess, which is a prime example of a good live action adaption.
There's no one to cast because Link and Zelda should be teenagers and there are no child actors good enough today to act in this movie when they start filming many years from here.
If I were a director I wouldn't be able to resist just having my favorite actors play in every movie.
Nickolas Cage would make a perfect Revali, wise cracking son bitch.
princess zeldor - Shiina Sora
Shiek - Ai Mukai
Malon - Sakura Aida
Gannon - Yuria Satomi
Ruto - Mayu Nozomi
Gerudo - Ayane Suzukawa
Bowling Alley Girl - Maakoto Yuki
Link - Runa Tsukino
Navi - Ito Koiwai
Goron - Yume Takeda
are you casting a porn?
it'll be better than Chris prat as link
>redditor avatar
please go away trash
imagine being this fragile
Robin Williams as the king of Hyrule.
Idris Elba as Ganondorf.
>Princess Zelda: Anya Taylor Joy
>Link: Michael Cera
>Gannon: Idris Elba
>Tingle: Danny Devito
It will be a millennial action comedy and you will watch it.
Silvester Stallone as Link. Tell me you wouldn't watch it fagsm
Nobuyuki Hiyama
that's just some fat jap
I hope they reuse the same map from BOTW & BOTW2!
>fp wasn't Idris Elba
Toshiro Mifune's corpse as Link.
It's gonna get the standard Hollywood treatment. Zelda's not gonna need saving of any kind cause girl boss she'll probably be super obnoxious, link is gonna be turned into a retarded simp, they're probably gonna have ganon voiced by a black guy and have him be an allegory for blacks being suppressed by the evil whyte peepo exec though his race is based far more on middle easterners oh and don't forget them making dumbass jokes every two seconds even when it doesn't fit the tone at all. Hoo boy can't wait. Can hollywood just die already? The strikes and lack of support for them proves that absolutely no one fucking misses those cunts.
Here is the most realistic cast I can think of.
Link
>Timothee Chalamet
Zelda
>Florence Pugh
Gannondorf/Ganon
>Dave Bautista
>Anon has to post using a twitter screencap to get his thread going
This board is complete garbage.
What quirky 80s/90s songs will they use in the Zelda movie?
>anonymous reddit user on Twitter says so
I mean it's obvious they'll eventually do one but it's not like he knows something we don't
Tom Cruise as Link.
>white people playing Link and Zelda
doubt
Netflix presents
A Shekelberger production
>Live Action
So they really didn't learn anything from the Super Mario movie? Are we really going to repeat the mistake of the old Mario movie and have to wait another 20+ years before they do an animated one?
>Nintendo says they have no current plants for a Zelda movie or any concrete movie productions after the Mario movie
>random twitterfag says Universal is making a live action zelda movie
>dumbass anon believes it at face value with absolutely no scrutiny because it's in a screencap and why would Ganker lie to me
How do you gays even remember to breathe?
will poulter, zendaya and batista
>Link
Tom Holland
>Zelda
Millie Bobby Brown
>Ganondorf
Kumail Nanjiani
>this is the official cast confirmed on leaker twitter
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
id bet money its gonna be finn wolfhard as link
Name a single thing wrong with this cast (without sounding like a chudoid)
There is a white person.
men taking women's roles