Castlevania

I've died here over a hundred times. I am shit. This game is ruining my mind, I thought I was good at vidya then this game comes and kicks my ass harder than Hulk Hogan. Frick

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try killing the medusas and jumping over the gaps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the next one comes and makes me fall when I do that

      Isn't this super early, like the mummies level?
      You're so fricked OP, give up now.

      No! I refuse to give up

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >getting filtered by a basic enemy moving in a static sinus wave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've beaten hard games before, this is like a mental block

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not the hallway of those and old armors leading to literal Death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never killed CV1 Death without holy water cheese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Death is where I got filtered I’ve never beaten him

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try standing where Medusas won't touch you and jumping over the gaps

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're getting rolled on the very first medusa room then you might as well give up on video games

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this super early, like the mummies level?
    You're so fricked OP, give up now.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only obnoxious part is the bone dragon right before Frankenstein

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most Classicvanias are surprisingly accessible for what they are, but I'll admit Cv1 is one of my least favorite ones purely because it has so much unfair RNG bullshit. It's not the hardest but it feels super unsatisfying to play. Either you cheese the game or the game cheeses you, and whether you win or lose it doesn't feel earned either way.
    That said, medusa heads are 100% pure skill, not RNG at all, and OP is a just exposing himself as a shitter. Makes me wonder what kinds of games he was playing that he thought he was good at games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've played isaac and beat system shock 2 impossible using only psi, and I am always beating my friends at fighting games
      > OP is a just exposing himself as a shitter.
      nah, the game did that
      The only thing I will say in my defence is that I haven't played any old school game like that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Castlevania isn't even that hard of a game, many retro shmups for example are a lot harder.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          haven't played any besides parodious for the gb

          When one shows up, wait for it to come to you and attack when near, proceed a bit further until another one shows up, repeat.
          You can also try the Japanese version, it has easy mode which halves damage and removes knockback.
          Good luck

          thanks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >haven't played any
            If you want some easy shmups then check out Harmful Park or Magical Chase, if you prefer something without cute girls then you can try the Soldier series on PC Engine or Daisenpuu.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When one shows up, wait for it to come to you and attack when near, proceed a bit further until another one shows up, repeat.
    You can also try the Japanese version, it has easy mode which halves damage and removes knockback.
    Good luck

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    use the improved controls romhack

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not hard, you just refuse to actually learn the game. You can't brute force through it like Iga-slop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      iga slop?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gotta say the ost makes me keep playing

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just play the japanese version, easier and much better soundtrack to boot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit i didn't notice it was about Castlevania 1, well its a reccomendation of 3 for whenever you'll play it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Medusa heads are actually pretty easy I find. Most of Castlevania isn't THAT hard. It's just the boss fights, but they become easier once you know the good items. Holy Water with at least a double shot should take care of most of them.
    If you want an easier Castlevania experience I'd say go with Super Castlevania 4 or Castlevania Bloodlines. The latter especially I think is fantastic.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The 1st one isn't that hard, the 2nd one is just impossible if you have no idea where you're supposed to go and don't look for a guide.
    The 3rd is actually really hard tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think CV2 is managable if you get a manual and know what to do with the blue crystal.
      Maybe a map as well since it was included in the Japanese manual

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